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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

By "Insane" Erik Lane

If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!

Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)
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Kitchen Table Castration, A 20-Yr. Old Booger Bead, & A Man's Suspicious "Package"

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid WorldNov 06, 2021

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Lego-Head Mugshots, Naked Gym Workouts, & Squatters Stealing Homes

Lego-Head Mugshots, Naked Gym Workouts, & Squatters Stealing Homes

S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week...

  • GA Mom Instructs Her 7-y/o Daughter To Steal Purse From Restaurant;
  • Man Spontaneously Tells Police Where a Corpse Is Found During Traffic Stop;
  • (Priorities)...Parents Passed Out Drunk on Beach Vacation While Their Kids Wandered Away;
  • Nutmeg: It's What Kids Are Sniffing To Get High;
  • Stupid Criminal: A Mover Stole a Couple's Sex Dominoes;
  • FL Man Intentionally Crashes Into a "Zero Tolerance, Drugs & Alcohol" Sign;
  • A Dad Called the Cops Because His Son Had Too Much Homework.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Mar 27, 202446:51
Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll

Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll

Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You've found the right place to pick up all you need...

  • McDonald's Isn't Selling French Fry Perfume...Yet;
  • ROAD RAGE!...Street Fighting In Middle of Expressway;
  • Your Car Is Tattling on You: Major Automakers Share Driving Data with Insurance Giants;
  • Drunk Driver Didn't Know the Difference Between "Blowing" & "Sucking" During a Breathalyzer Test;
  • How Drunk Do You Have To Be...To Steal A School Bus;
  • Frontier Airlines Now Lets You Pay to Guarantee an Empty Middle Seat;
  • A Guy Got High, & Then Became a Vigilante-Crashing Into Bad Drivers;
  • Woman Who Identifies as a Dog Likes to Sleep in a Crate, Has Handlers;
  • Hilarious License Plate Appears to Spell 'A**hole* Upside Down;
  • A Man Had 100 Pounds of Sliced Bread Dumped on His Property;
  • Toronto Police Suggest Leaving Your Car Keys at the Front Door, So You Won't Be Attacked by Home Invaders;
  • Man Tries To Bring His “Service Duck” Into TN Buc-ee's Store;
  • An Angerball Was Arrested for Shooting at Ding-Dong-Ditching Teenagers;
  • 35,000 Pounds of Sausage Got Recalled Because It's Full of Rubber;
  • Overnight Camping at Cali. Beach Banned Thanks to Excess of 'Human Waste';
  • A Guy's Migraine Turned Out to Be a Tapeworm in His Head;
  • Western NY Man Vows to Regain 750-lb., 11-Ft. Gator Removed From Home;
  • Thai Man Rushed to Hospital After Squeezing Himself Into 11 Penis Rings.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Marry A Convicted Felon!" & “Help! – Should a marriage be “comfortable'?"

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Mar 23, 202402:03:59
Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again

Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again

S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this episode:

  • Masturbating Man Interrupts Forum on Jail Renovation;
  • A Guy with Stolen Stuff...Broke Into Prison;
  • Hundreds of Rolls of Toilet Paper Litter Highway After Boxes Fall Off Truck;
  • Welch Locals Baffled Over A 10-Ft. Mysterious Metal Monolith on A Hill;
  • Dumbing Down of America? People Struggle to Differentiate Facts From Political Opinions;
  • A 12-y/o Runaway Found After Spending Night Alone Inside OH Target;
  • Rich Guy, No Class: $4.5 million Lamborghini Yacht Owner Whips Out His Man Parts–Threatens to Kill Marina Staff.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Mar 20, 202452:26
A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers

A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers

When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend...

  • A Man Tries to Steal a Self-Driving Car;
  • (Visualize THIS)...Mom 'Drenched' In Her Own Breast Milk After Delta Airlines Allegedly Refused to Let Her on with Breast Pump;
  • Florida woman sentenced to probation after pulling live alligator from her pants during traffic stop;
  • Looking For Good Luck? 37% Would Let a Bird Poop on Them;
  • A Radio Show's On-Air Leap Day Proposal Didn't Go as Planned;
  • The Relationship Is Most Likely Over When...She Poisons The Boyfriend's Tea With a Bleach Tablet;
  • Model Gets Boobs So Big She Can No Longer 'Clap Her Hands Together';
  • A Metal Singer Was Secretly Dosing His Bandmate with Estrogen So He Could Steal His Girl;
  • A Burglar Got Arrested While Sitting on the Toilet;
  • A Man Named "Deez-Nuts" Got Arrested for Battery;
  • Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Penis With Scissors After Learning How Many Lovers He's Had;
  • A Woman Drove Around with a Rattlesnake in Her Car for 2 Weeks;
  • A Man Was Caught Dunking His Head in a Pickle Jar;
  • Mom Was Uninvited to Wedding So The Family Hired A Man to Crash It;
  • California May Ban...Decaf Coffee;
  • A Guy Stole the Pants Off an Armored Truck Driver;
  • Man at a Vegas Resort Was Stung by a Scorpion...in His Sleep...on His Junk;
  • A Flight Was Delayed...When a Passenger Threw Coins Into the Engine.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Should I keep my dating app active even after getting a boyfriend?" & “Help! – My Drunken Husband Blurts Out Who His Favorite Child Is!"

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Mar 16, 202402:06:33
Wendy's Dynamic Pricing Flop, Settling The Size Debate, & School Sword Fight Day

Wendy's Dynamic Pricing Flop, Settling The Size Debate, & School Sword Fight Day

S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection of mid-week madness...

  • Now TikTok Has Kids Wearing Seat Belts Around Their Ankles;
  • A Groomsman Attacked Multiple Wedding Guests, Including the Bride;
  • OUTRAGE Of The Week: Kellogg CEO Suggests People Eat ‘Cereal For Dinner’ to Save Money;
  • Hundreds Turn Out For Candlelight Vigil At The Last WV Hooters Before Its Demolition;
  • (What's YOUR Claim To Fame?)...Woman's Tongue Measures 5.21 Inches in Circumference;
  • McDonald's Customer Got An Ice Cream Surprise: Literally, ICE & CREAM;
  • A Strip Club Employee Used Cash to Assault a Customer.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

Mar 13, 202452:48
Nipples Like Beckham, X-Rated Baby Name, & The FL Man Games!

Nipples Like Beckham, X-Rated Baby Name, & The FL Man Games!

Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week...

  • A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets;
  • University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math;
  • Robots Can Now Apply Fake Eyelashes with Sharp Tools That Totally Won't Stab Your Eyeballs;
  • A Guy Got Busted Trying to Trick Men Into Having Relations Through a Hole in a Sheet;
  • Men Can Now Literally Have Sex with Beer/Top Names for the Sex Toy Beer Can;
  • Flight Diverted When Wing Started Coming Apart;
  • A Man Was Caught with Crack Cocaine...& a Rocket Launcher;
  • (IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN) Couple hold wedding in KY gas station’s ‘disco bathroom;
  • A Kilt-Wearing Sicko Shoved Antiques Up His No-Go Hole;
  • CA Man's Penis 'Stops Working' After $1K Romp With Sex Worker;
  • FL Woman Almost Had Her Car Stolen...By 3 German Shepherds;
  • A Drunk Man Was Arrested After He Drove to the Police Station to Complain About a Previous Arrest;
  • British Man Receives Box of 6 Pilfered Penises in the Mail;
  • A Shoplifting Cop Got Taken to Jail in Her Own Police Car;
  • Starbucks Releases Pork-Flavored Coffee in China for Lunar New Year;
  • Japan's 'Naked Man Festival' Ends After More Than 1,000 Years;
  • Man Jams Several Button Batteries Into His Penis for 'Sexual Gratification';
  • A Woman Had Her $800K Injury Claim Thrown Out...After Joining a Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I have a baby-naming crisis!" & “Help! – Is It OK To Post A Pic Of Me & My Kids On A Dating Website?"

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Mar 02, 202402:01:55
"Booger-Face" Mom, Deuce-Dropping Delivery Boy, & Taco-Loving Coon Bandits

"Booger-Face" Mom, Deuce-Dropping Delivery Boy, & Taco-Loving Coon Bandits

S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he may drop off something for you that's more disgusting. You should grab your DoorDash delivery as soon it's dropped off because you never know what sort of "bandit" will sneak up & gobble it up from you. You should pay close attention to some of this stupidity so you'll know better...

  • A High School Told a Female Student to "Cover Up"...While She Was Wearing Her Cheer-leading Uniform;
  • An Olympic Horse-Jumper's Career Is in Jeopardy After Wearing a Borat-Style "Mankini";
  • Instant Karma: Car Wash Worker Pressure-Washes Rude Customer's Face;
  • MO Man Brandishes a Gun, When Confronted for Having More Than "10 Items or Less";
  • Badger Ransacks Woman's Home Causing Thousands in Damage;
  • THE SURVEY SAYS: 7 in 10 Americans Lack Basic Knowledge of How the US Government Works;
  • (It's Come To THIS)...US Secretary of State Tells Staffers to Avoid ‘Problematic’ Terms Like ‘Manpower’ & ‘Mother/Father’.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Feb 28, 202448:52
Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle

Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle

I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks...

  • Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home;
  • NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-Law Killed on Hitman Parody Website;
  • Christian-based Super Bowl Ads Spark Jokes Over Freaky Feet Fettish;
  • Woman on TikTok Claims Dripping Urine in Your Eyes Cures Vision Problems;
  • FL Man Charged With Stealing Airplane That Crashed on CA Beach;
  • Customs & Border Protection Dog Sniffs Out Mummified Monkeys in Passenger's Luggage;
  • Woman Claims She’s Not Washed Her Hair in More Than 7 MONTHS…Ditched Shampoo For Pickled HERBS;
  • (TRY THIS?)....FL Man Is Eating Raw Chicken Every Day For 100 Days—or Until He's Hospitalized;
  • Suspect pulls a knife during a robbery but the store owner pulls an even bigger one;
  • A Man Slipped Out of His Cuffs, Because He Had Lube on His Hands from Pleasuring Himself;
  • 2 Kids Just Got the First Scholarships to Play Division-1 Cornhole;
  • The Inventor of the Pop-Tart Has Died at the Age of 96;
  • Former Penn State Prof accused of more naked, lewd acts at PA state park;
  • Pizza-Puking 'Gangster' Found Passed Out & Arrested at Arizona Denny's;
  • ROAD RAGE!!...NY Drivers Fistfight While Stuck at Traffic Light;
  • Race Faker Worked as a School Teacher While Creating OnlyFans Content;
  • A FL Cop Confused an Acorn for a Gunshot & Unloaded His Entire Clip;
  • Arizona City Put Fake Alligators in a Lake & Received Multiple 911 Calls.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is Valentine’s Day A “Hallmark Holiday”?" & “Help! – Restaurants Are Starting To Overcharge On Petty Menu Items"

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Feb 24, 202401:48:50
TP Your Ex-Valentine & Other "Crappy" Stupidity
Feb 21, 202444:29
Another Naked FL Streaker, Wife Sleeps With Her Mummified Husband, & Doggy-doo On A Plane

Another Naked FL Streaker, Wife Sleeps With Her Mummified Husband, & Doggy-doo On A Plane

If you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're hearing one stupid story after another, you're probably listening to this podcast...

  • ‘The Simpsons’ predicted Apple’s Vision Pro 8 years ago—& chaos broke loose in Springfield;
  • Tesla Driver Pulled Over For Wearing Apple Vision Glasses on Highway;
  • Criminal Genius Kidnapped Ex-Girlfriend While Wearing Mask & Vest With His Name On Them;
  • New Trend: Full-Body Deodorants;
  • 74% of People Say It's "Not Acceptable" to Guzzle Gin & Tonics During a Virtual Work Meeting;
  • A Teenager Threw a Party, & Other Kids Intentionally Trashed the Place to Get Her in Trouble;
  • A Guy Shines a Laser at a Cop then Gets Caught with Meth;
  • DoorDash Gave Out 1 of Everything Advertised During Super Bowl;
  • A Guy Got Shot in the Knee After Using the Ladies' Room, Because the Men's Room Was Full;
  • Police in MO Responding to Home Invasion Got Freaked Out By A Squirrel;
  • Man Discovers Lost Wedding Ring, & Tracks Down Owner...But They Didn't Want It;
  • 3D-printed human brain tissue works like the real thing;
  • 24-y/o Brooklyn Woman Claims She's Had 'Multiple ALIEN Encounters';
  • Doctor Discovers Reptile Head in a Bag of Frozen Beans;
  • NY Priest Arrested After Slashing The Tires Of Ex-Employee/Girlfriend;
  • FOLLOW-UP: FL Mom Admits Her OnlyFans Shows 'Explicit Material' After Kids are Expelled From Christian School;
  • Laughing NY Man Arrested After Joyriding in Pickup Truck in FL Surf;
  • Principal Accused of Pretending to Shoot Students During School Drill.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I’m Told I’m Too Old To Have A Baby At 50" & “Help! – Should I date a guy because of my appearance alone?"

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Feb 17, 202401:57:11
Chicken-Chokin' In An Uber, Tampons In The Boy's Bathroom, & An Insta "PeanutButterEater"

Chicken-Chokin' In An Uber, Tampons In The Boy's Bathroom, & An Insta "PeanutButterEater"

S5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to make some money on Instagram eating peanut butter...a LOT of peanut butter. Figure out these & other stupid accounts in this bonus batch of stupidity...

  • Ex-US Army Man Claims 2 'Blue' Aliens said 'There's 135 Billion Humans Out There';
  • Girl Swings Huge Snake 'Like a Hammer Thrower' to Save Pet Guinea Pig;
  • 3-y/o Trapped in Claw Machine as Police Snap Into Action: 'He Took 1 of Each Toy';
  • Demi Lovato Slammed for Singing 'Heart Attack' at American Heart Assn. Event;
  • Someone Stole a Tower...a 200-Foot Radio Tower;
  • Country Life: 10 Phrases Only Southerners Use;
  • Kids Toppled a Port-a-Potty While a Senior Citizen Was Using It.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Feb 14, 202456:00
A 'Tater-Peeler-Wielding Naked FL Woman, A "Circumcised" Pizza Hut, & Japanese Pig Cuddling

A 'Tater-Peeler-Wielding Naked FL Woman, A "Circumcised" Pizza Hut, & Japanese Pig Cuddling

Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late....

  • Nancy Pelosi in Shouting Match with Protesters—Yells “Go Back To China”;
  • How Would You React To This...Guy Takes a Shower During a Lecture;
  • Kentucky's Groundhog DIED on Groundhog Day;
  • OH Man Eats Costco Hot Dogs for Entire Week to Save Money: 'Best $43 I've Ever Spent';
  • A Colorado Woman Just Found Out She's Running for President;
  • A Guy Stole a Truck Filled with $30,000 Worth of Ice Cream;
  • A 60-y/o Woman Survived Being Compacted in a Garbage Truck...4 Times;
  • Confederate Flag with Toilets Display Has OH Town Confused;
  • SICKO Posted Video With Father’s Severed Head on YouTube;
  • Woman Banned From Picking Up Kids From Christian School Because Of OnlyFans Decal On Her SUV;
  • “To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before” Is Now Offensive…& "Star Trek's" William Shatner Has Thoughts;
  • Man shoots himself in neck while trying to steal car;
  • Woman Mortified When Handyman Spots Sex Toy Stuck on Bathroom Wall;
  • FL Man Sues 'Cheesy' Combos for Not Having Enough Cheese;
  • A Woman Is Going Viral for Returning Her Couch to Costco...After Having It More Than 2 Years;
  • Cold Water Dip Eases More Than Hot Flashes;
  • What Is 'Jelqing?' Viral Penis-Enlarging Trend Could Make it Smaller—& Erections Painful;
  • Order a Lyft in Philly, You Might Get Picked Up by Jesus.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My New Boyfriends Wants Me To Change My Nickname" & “Help! – Am I a Good Neighbor or a Gullible Neighbor?"

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Feb 10, 202401:53:03
World's Longest Female Arm Hair, Duels For Politicians, & Foot Fetishes Goes Mainstream

World's Longest Female Arm Hair, Duels For Politicians, & Foot Fetishes Goes Mainstream

S5E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Would you date a girl with the world's longest arm hair? It might depend on WHERE it is. A lawmaker thinks bringing back DUELS is a good idea for politicians. There's a growing popularity in feet...but just make sure your foot is has proper symmetry because not just any ol' foot will do. But you'll have some well-rounded stupidity in this episode...

  • New "Space Dunk" Oreos Could Win You a Trip to the Edge of Space;
  • FL Man Hands Over His License To A Cop at a Traffic Stop...with Meth on It;
  • CO pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme: ‘Lord told us to’;
  • A Guy Stole His Father-in-Law's Life Savings & Went on a Spending Spree;
  • For $50, You Can Name a Cat After Your Ex and Have It Neutered;
  • 42% of People Think They Could Negotiate Peace with Aliens;
  • Would You Dip Pizza in Guac? A Food Brand Wants to Make It a Thing.

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Feb 07, 202447:14
Deep Fried Toothpics, An Amish Buggy-jacking , & Bathroom Dance Clubs

Deep Fried Toothpics, An Amish Buggy-jacking , & Bathroom Dance Clubs

Another TikTok trend is sweeping the nation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will fill you in on a new delicacy that will be worth picking your teeth over. How bad is crime? The Amish are having their horse & buggies stolen. A convenience store chain has found a way to attract new customers by installing a disco ball in their bathrooms. It's another party full of stupid for this week's episode...

  • TSA Sign Says Migrants Without ID Can Choose Not To Have Photo Taken When Entering US....Sleep Tight America;
  • Zamboni Driver Fired for Peeing in Drain Accuses Red Wings of Cover-Up;
  • Man Spikes His Work Lunch With Laxatives After Coworker Won't Stop Stealing It;
  • A School Removed Its Bathroom Mirrors to Stop Kids from Making TikToks;
  • Couple’s Wedding Is Canceled After Bride Is Caught Having an Affair with Groom's Uncle;
  • Ancient zombie viruses trapped in Arctic ice could unleash deadly new pandemic: ‘Tangible threat’;
  • Family Wanted 20 Chicken Nuggets Delivered—Accidentally Got 200;
  • Braggadocious, Loudly Farting Passenger Got Kicked Off a Plane for Trying to Annoy People;
  • Dad Mistakenly Buys 19-Ft, Dinosaur for 4-y/o Son-Dino Delivered by Crane;
  • PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil with a "Giant Gold Coin";
  • Someone Vandalized a House...with Pepperoni;
  • Tesla Battery Explodes Inside Home–Guy Decided to Remove & Charge It Inside;
  • (Young, Stupid) UT Teen Busted For... Taping Fish To ATM Machines;
  • A Woman Stole $2,500 Worth of Stanley Cups;
  • Parents Spent $3,000 to Get Their 16-y/o Every Variety of Stanley Cup;
  • Doctors Warn About 'Cheesy Penis Syndrome'-Often Mistaken for an STD;
  • Reese's Pink Valentine's Day Hearts Look Like Something Else When Turned Upside Down.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Daughter Is Bullied Because of Her Knockoff Stanley Cup" & “Help! – My Cupcakes Broke a 4th Grader’s Tooth & They’re Making Me Pay"

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Feb 03, 202402:08:01
Deadly Moobs, An Airline En-CRAP-Ment, & Snorting Caffeine

Deadly Moobs, An Airline En-CRAP-Ment, & Snorting Caffeine

S5E42 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you're a guy who sports an impressive pair of hooters, you may not live long. An unfortunate airline passenger literally got the crappiest seat on the plane. People are now buying a cocaine-looking powder on Amazon to snort to get their caffeine high. You'll do some snorting yourself when you hear what's in store in this Midweek madness...

  • Naked Man Jumps Through Neighbors Window To Get Inside Home;
  • A Man Was Arrested for Spray-Painting Squirrels Red;
  • American passenger on Nippon Airlines bites attendant on flight from Tokyo to Seattle;
  • Crook With 'I'm a Thief & an Idiot' Tattooed on Forehead Flees Jail Just Days Before Scheduled Release;
  • Bride Spends Her Wedding Day in Handcuffs Over Chicken Farm Extortion;
  • A Guy Finds a Phone in a Bathroom, & Uses It to Call in a Bomb Threat;
  • A Domino's Driver Thwarted a Carjacking by Throwing a Pizza at the Perps.

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Jan 31, 202444:43
A "Farm-Her" in a Bikini, A Banned Bad Baby Name, & A White "Knigga"

A "Farm-Her" in a Bikini, A Banned Bad Baby Name, & A White "Knigga"

If you think farmers have a hard time making ends meet because of the economy, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will advise you that putting your farm girls in a bikini to milk cows will be UTTER-ly profitable! If you think you've heard of some bad baby names, none are so bad that a judge had to BAN it. Sportscasters will have to pronounce this up & coming high school recruit VERY carefully. There's more reckless stupidity that's being milked in this week's episode...

  • Woman Nervous About Email Format & Her Name at New Job, Because It Gets Vulgar;
  • San Antonio Zoo Offers Hippo Poop-Scented Candles, Chance to Name Roach After Your Ex for Valentine's Day;
  • FL Man Throws Beer Can, Fires AR-15 Rifle After Being Upset by Speeding Drivers in His Neighborhood;
  • A Thief Stole $900, But Slipped on the Ice as He Was Trying to Flee;
  • Woman Will Suffer The “Hershey Squirts” FOREVER After Ozempic Caused Bowel Injury;
  • People Who Sleep Naked Are More Likely to Fall Asleep To Podcasts & Be Extroverted;
  • Underwear & Socks Are the Latest Items to Be Locked Up in Shoplifting Crackdown;
  • Cars Break Down After Filling up at Gas Station Where Gas Was 58% Water;
  • Taco Bell Released Its First Cereal;
  • Tesla Owners Can't Get Cars to Work in Freezing Temperatures;
  • House Frozen Gift: New Homeowners Find Human Head In Freezer;
  • Miraculous Pothole Allegedly Shakes 'Dead' Man Back to Life;
  • CA City Mulling Changing Street Name From 'Poopenaut Court';
  • OnlyFans Star Didn't Realize Guy Who Paid Her to Be His Girlfriend Was Her Best Friend's Husband;
  • Man in His UNDERWEAR Casually Crashes Former Clinton Advisor Dick Morris' Interview;
  • PERVY Police Chief is Fired After Asking Captain's Wife For NUDE Photos;
  • Sex Worker Says Freak Accident Left Man With 'Biggest Penis She'd Ever Seen';
  • Woman Who Married 'Rag Doll' Reveals She Had Twins; Says Husband Is 'Stressed' About Providing for Growing Family.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Best Friend Is Still Facebook Friends With My Ex-Husband!" & “I Have A Political Problem With My Date".

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Jan 27, 202401:59:03
Shock Treatments For Your Nose, Christian Teacher Charged With Murder, & Drug Scanning Dog Pee

Shock Treatments For Your Nose, Christian Teacher Charged With Murder, & Drug Scanning Dog Pee

S5E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you suffer from allergies, just electrocute your nostrils. If you have a "beloved" teacher at a Christian school, you might want to make sure she's not secretly trying to poison her husband. If you have to have your urine checked for drugs, you probably don't want your aunt's dog taking your drug test. If you have to know about all the stupid things going on in the world, just listen to this episode...

  • Thieves Cut Down a Radio Broadcast Tower...to Steal $100 Worth of Copper;
  • Loud snorer allegedly stabs neighbor to death after long-standing feud over the invasive noise;
  • How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Go Bagel Shopping, Naked;
  • To The FAA: Diversity Means Hiring People with ‘Complete Paralysis, Epilepsy, Severe Intellectual Disability, Psychiatric Disability’ to Lead Air Travel Operations;
  • Church Being Fined $750 a Day for Offering Warming Center for Homeless;
  • FL’s next invasive species? A crab-eating monkey related to deadly, swimming monkeys;
  • Man Drives Bobcat Skid Loader Into Police Cruiser After Hitting Several Cars Outside a Home Depot.

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Jan 24, 202448:56
Crack "Between The Cheeks", A/C Duct "Conception", & Poopy Pants On A Plane

Crack "Between The Cheeks", A/C Duct "Conception", & Poopy Pants On A Plane

One would expect to find a crack "between the cheeks" (if you get my drift), but one FL man had a different kind of "crack". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says there's love in the air...ducts...at a FL prison. It's one thing to endure a screaming baby on an airline flight, but it's a whole different thing to endure when a passenger "creams their jeans" so much it oozes out. The stupidity is oozing out of every crevice of this week's episode.

  • 1 in 5 Employers Have Seen a Gen Z'er Bring a Parent to a Job Interview;
  • Flight Is Diverted To Orlando After Passenger Claims To Be The Devil;
  • Chef Boyardee Beefaroni Chocolate Chip Cookies Has Social Media In Shock;
  • Woman boiled alive in a tank of caramel;
  • Police Rule Out Aliens as a Possible Cause for Riot at Miami Mall;
  • FL Man in Unicorn Floatie Towed Out to Sea 4-Miles by 10-Ft. Shark;
  • Car Thieves Arrested After Returning to Same Dealership to 'Purchase' 2nd Car Days Later;
  • Woman Chews Through Backseat of Police Car Following Assault Arrest;
  • Woman Discovers Her Boyfriend Is Cheating Thanks to His Pet Parrot;
  • Massachusetts Woman Tried to Poison Her Husband Because She Thought a Soap Star Fell in Love with Her;
  • FL Woman Intentionally Crashed Car Into Jacksonville Jaguars Practice Facility After They Failed to Make the Playoffs;
  • A Drunk Guy Got Stuck in a Decorative Urn & Had to Be Chiseled Out;
  • Subway Patron Arrested for Battery With A Foot-Long Sub;
  • FL Woman Slings Mac & Cheese, Potato Wedges During Bizarre Gas Station Incident;
  • 'Black Alien' Quizzed by Fans on Penis Body Modifications;
  • Sex Toys Are Falling from the Sky in Oklahoma;
  • No, Disney Is Not Adding a Maternity Ward So Pregnant Women Can Give Birth Inside Their Parks.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Wife Wants Me To Fire An Employee For Insulting Her" & “Help! – My Wife Is Scapegoating Me Over Her New Year’s Eve Dress".

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Jan 20, 202402:01:45
Disney Day Drinkers' Mascot MixUp, An Exploding Taco Bell Customer, & A Naked Cannonball At Bass Pro Shops

Disney Day Drinkers' Mascot MixUp, An Exploding Taco Bell Customer, & A Naked Cannonball At Bass Pro Shops

Jan 17, 202452:09
Police/Pig Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault

Police/Pig Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault

When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity...

  • (How LAZY Have We Become?)... 46% Want Help Responding to Their Text Messages;
  • Florida Woman Seeks Class-Action Suit Against Reese's Over 'Faceless' Peanut Butter Pumpkins;
  • 'Ecosexual' Woman Claims She's in Love With Oak Tree;
  • Hey, Ladies! Don't Shave, Wax, or Pluck...It's "JanuHairy";
  • OH Man Nearly Dies After Eating 4 Poisonous Mushrooms He Foraged From His Backyard;
  • So THIS Is Possible...Honda Car is Melting-- "As If Someone Shot a Ray Gun";
  • Recliner Turns Michigan Pothole into Popular Celebrity;
  • President of a FL Skunk Rescue Charged with Animal Neglect;
  • A Couple Had to Sift Through Their Dog's Poop After It Ate $4,000 Cash;
  • A Woman Lied About a Kid Being in Her Stolen Car, So the Cops Would Work Faster;
  • Carny Stabs Man With Box Cutter at Santa's Enchanted Forest in FL;
  • MICKEY MOUSE'S TRAP: Trailer for Slasher Film Drops After STEAMBOAT WILLIE Character Enters Public Domain;
  • This Little Piggy Set a PA Home on Fire Trying to Stay Warm;
  • FL Teen Flying Solo on Frontier Airlines From Tampa to Cleveland Ends Up in Puerto Rico;
  • Chinese Chess Champ Stripped of Title, Suspended for Cheating & Defecating in Hotel Bathtub;
  • A Florida City's New Law Requires Daily Exercise for Dogs;
  • A Record-Setting Venomous Spider Has Been Discovered;
  • Turkish Businessman Sues Doctor After Botched Penis Enlargement Operation Leaves Him…Coming Up Short.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My “Tween” Daughter Doesn’t Like Her Christmas Gifts!" & “My Fiancee Wants Access To My Journal".

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Jan 13, 202401:54:40
The Satan Tarantula, BREATHING Causes Global Warming, & Baby Botox For Teens
Jan 10, 202446:07
A Christmas Bonus Spud, A Castrating "Elf On A Shelf", & A Plague of Beavers

A Christmas Bonus Spud, A Castrating "Elf On A Shelf", & A Plague of Beavers

I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity...

  • Spirit Airlines put unaccompanied 6-y/o boy on the wrong flight;
  • A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn't Floor It;
  • The Top Fetish of 2023 Was...Giantess Porn;
  • BEST of 2023: The Average Self-Love Session Lasted 9 Min. 51 Seconds;
  • AI death calculator predicts when you’ll die—it’s ‘extremely’ accurate;
  • 62% Of Citizens Lived Paycheck to Paycheck Over The Holidays As Illegal Immigrants Spiked America’s Population;
  • A 400-lb. Student Sues After Dream of Being A Gym Teacher Is Blocked;
  • Millennials Overrating Their Economic Smarts—2 in 3 Can’t Even Define Basic Financial Terms–But They Love To TRAVEL;
  • Gen Z Are Scaling Back on Eating Out Because They Have ‘Menu Anxiety’;
  • Study Finds That Being Terrified of Dying Can Kill You;
  • School Bully Kept Stealing Girl’s Lunch, So Mom Laced Her Food With Laxatives;
  • TN Women Get Mugshots After Being Arrested at a Bar Called “Mugshots”;
  • Airline Employees Have a Name For Stupid People Who Line Up Early For a Flight--"Gate Lice";
  • Doctors Find A “Rise” In Penis Fractures at Christmas;
  • FL Deputy Falls Asleep at Traffic Light;
  • A plague with “Biblical” proportions of frogs, toads & tadpoles causes multi-car pile-up;
  • SWAT Raided Wrong Home Looking For Fugitive Who Wasn’t There & Caused $16,000 in Damages.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Dad Wants To Bring His Girlfriend To My Wedding!" & “Help! – Our Teenage Daughter Wants OZEMPIC As A Graduation Gift!"

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Jan 06, 202401:55:14
Airline Passenger Barfs ON Your Bags, Dorito's BOOZE, & Soup Made With A Bull's Junk

Airline Passenger Barfs ON Your Bags, Dorito's BOOZE, & Soup Made With A Bull's Junk

Airlines provide bags to barf in if passengers get sick, but what does an airline do if a drunk passenger barfs all over YOUR bags? If it's American Airlines... NOTHING. Thankfully the passenger wasn't drunk on Dorito's-infused BOOZE. But would YOU get drunk on it? It may not make you barf, but having a bowl of hot, steamy, "penis & testicle" soup just might trigger your gag reflexes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has the recipe. The year 2023 comes to a close with this...the most stupid episode of the year.

  • Recalled washing machine explodes & it's all caught on camera;
  • NY Cosmetic Clinic Launches $3.7K 'Penis Fillers' Just in Time for Gray Sweatpants Season;
  • SC Woman Sings Gospel Songs, Pees on Herself After FL DUI Arrest;
  • Dad Banned From Helping With Elf on the Shelf After Putting Elf in X-Rated Scene;
  • YouTube Star "MrBeast" Denied 'Deez Nutz’ By A Jax Candy Company;
  • Having 2 Kids Makes You Live Longer, but 3 Kids Will Kill You/Other Reasons to Have Kids;
  • A Guy Tried to Hold in a Sneeze While Driving & Tore a Hole in His Throat;
  • Thieves Argue For A Lesser Charge Saying They Stole Sale Items & Had Coupons;
  • Here’s What Your Christmas Tree is Telling the World About Your Personality;
  • Escaped Prisoner Recaptured Following Penis Enlargement Surgery;
  • Drunk Men on Roof of Building Site Arrested After 9-Hr. Stand-Off;
  • FL Parents Angry Over "Krampus" Horror Movie Shown in Elementary Classroom;
  • A Man Was Arrested for "Sexually Molesting" a Manatee Mannequin;
  • TX 'Operation Naughty List' Nabs High School Principal Soliciting Sex for $90;
  • Man In Gingerbread Costume Tried Breaking Into VA Family's Home;
  • Senate Staffer Caught Filming Gay Sex Tape In Senate Hearing Room...Now being slammed for implying that HE'S the victim;
  • 74% of Americans can’t tell what’s real or fake online anymore;
  • OH Man Shot in Testicle by Ex-Girlfriend…But He Still Loves Her!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Opposes Buying Christmas Gifts For Our Pets" & “Help! – I Accidentally Dropped a $100 Bill Instead Of A $10 Bill In A Donation Bucket!"

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Dec 23, 202302:16:44
Prairie Dogs & Otters In Your Shorts, McDonald's Brawl Over Pokemon, & A UK Teen Stuck In The 1940s

Prairie Dogs & Otters In Your Shorts, McDonald's Brawl Over Pokemon, & A UK Teen Stuck In The 1940s

S5E33 - Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Are those prairie dogs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? The customs agents in Thailand were not happy. Just about anything can trigger a fight in a McDonald's & not getting a Pokemon card in your Happy Meal can make one man really UN-happy. A 19-y/o UK man is perfectly happy living as if it were the 1940s--with all the "conveniences" of the era. You'll be perfectly happy knowing you're not as stupid as what you're going to hear in this Bonus Episode...

  • WA Driver Busted for Using USB Cord as Impromptu Tire Chain Accessory;
  • Church's Chicken Offers Free Fried Chicken Christmas Ornament With Any Family Meal Purchase;
  • MO Man Tells Police NCIS Told Him to Steal Electrical Transformer;
  • Woman Sues Restaurant Over "Nuisance" Smell of Grilling & Smoked Meat;
  • FL Man Sets Shoe on Fire to Stay Warm, Passes Out in Front of an Office;
  • MA Man Shoot Into Neighbor's Apartment Because His Dog Told Him To;
  • Would You Sell Your Dog for $200,000?

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Dec 20, 202351:57
Pittsburgh Parking Scalper, A Mooning Middle School Sub, & A Possum In A Christmas Tree

Pittsburgh Parking Scalper, A Mooning Middle School Sub, & A Possum In A Christmas Tree

Parking is at a premium in Pittsburgh--especially when there's a Steeler's Game in town. And one couple was making the most of it by hawking parking spots in a lot they didn't own. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a substitute teacher in a Middle School who was arrested because he was ACTING like a Middle School boy by MOONING his students. A woman was not expecting a "Christmas ornament" like this in her tree. You may not be expecting to find this much stupidity in the word, either.

  • The Latest Specialty Street Food in China Is: Grilled Ice Cubes;
  • Stupid Criminal: A Woman Was Caught Shoplifting...During a "Shop with Cop" Event;
  • A Lady Threw Food at a Chipotle Worker, so a Judge Is Making Her Get a Job in Fast Food;
  • President Of LGBTQ Advocate Group Says Women Should ‘Learn To Lose Gracefully’ To Trans Biological Men;
  • Gen Zer Begs People to Stream Her Music—Because She'd 'Simply Die' in a 9-5 Job;
  • A Town in TX Is Loving a Huge, Inflatable Santa That Mysteriously Showed Up Out of Nowhere;
  • Stupid Criminal: 3 Men Stole $100K Worth of Dr. Pepper Syrup...to Sell at a Gas Station;
  • UnbeLEAFable! Hilarious Video of MN Neighbors Get Into Petty Leaf War;
  • Woman Uses Toothbrush to Save Herself from Choking–Then Accidentally Swallows It;
  • A Woman Enters an MRI Machine with a Gun & Gets Shot in the Butt;
  • North Carolina Woman Celebrates 30th Birthday at Costco;
  • OnlyFans Star Banned From Home Depot–Cops Confront Her Over Saucy Video Shot Inside;
  • A Cop Got Arrested for Assaulting an Adult Toy Store Employee;
  • OnlyFans Model Makes Thousands Per Day Decorating Christmas Trees Topless;
  • Elderly Couple's Garden Ornament Turns Out to Be 64 Lb. Live Bomb;
  • Guy Stopped by TSA Over Surprise His Grandma Left Him in Briefcase;
  • 96-y/o IA Grandma Goes Viral for Her Racy Jingle About Evaporated Milk;
  • Man Accidentally Prints Neighbor's Dental X-Ray on His Family Christmas Cards.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Opposes Buying Christmas Gifts For Our Pets" & “Help! – I Accidentally Dropped a $100 Bill Instead Of A $10 Bill In A Donation Bucket!"

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Dec 16, 202301:51:08
Beaten By A Sausage, Potato Chip Shooting, & Science Finds The "Perfect" Butt

Beaten By A Sausage, Potato Chip Shooting, & Science Finds The "Perfect" Butt

Dec 13, 202301:00:12
Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode

Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode

What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart...

  • Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine;
  • Serial shrubbery thief busted with $8K in stolen greenery;
  • Strange sea worms have butts that grow a brain before wriggling off to mate;
  • The Dish Women Make to Cast a 'Spell' When They Hope to Marry;
  • Police Search for Thief Who Stole Van Loaded With 10K Krispy Kreme Donuts;
  • Chipotle Put Out a Napkin Holder for Cars For all the Napkins You Steal;
  • Get Breakfast Cereal That Tastes Like a Full English Breakfast;
  • UPDATE: Mystery Mexican Aliens Are 'Definitely Not Human' & Have 30% DNA of 'Unknown Species;
  • FL Newspaper Will Print Your Grievances for Festivus;
  • Michigan Family Celebrated Thanksgiving with...a Mass Drug Overdose;
  • A Politician Lost by One Vote Because He Didn't Vote for Himself;
  • Woman Hurls Clothes Over 6th-Floor NYC Balcony After Boyfriend Caught Cheating;
  • Booby-Trapped Marijuana Operation Found Inside TN Church;
  • FL Man Named “Michael Jackson” Accused of Exposing Himself & Mocking Gym Goers;
  • NY Woman Steals $800 Worth of Barbie Toys & Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase;
  • FL Man Arrested for Quitting Job in the Middle of Transporting Prison Inmates;
  • Deer Eat All the Christmas Trees at Family Farm;
  • People Want 'Pink Christmas Trees'...Thanks To 'Barbie'.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Some “Karen” Mom Chewed Me Out For Sending My Son To School Sick" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Me To Be A Beer Tub Girl"

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Dec 09, 202301:49:56
A "Small World" Streaker, Sex Ed Prostituting Teacher, & Poop In A Pringle's Can

A "Small World" Streaker, Sex Ed Prostituting Teacher, & Poop In A Pringle's Can

Dec 07, 202347:16
Thanksgiving Blow-Out, A Bad Burrito Blow-Out, & A Dildo Drug Bust

Thanksgiving Blow-Out, A Bad Burrito Blow-Out, & A Dildo Drug Bust

You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman who did not expect to implicate herself by asking cops for her dildo when they went looking for drugs in her backpack. You may not expect to find the caliber of stupidity in this episode when you hear what's in store this week.

  • Woman's Plastic Surgery Transformation Is So Extreme That She Can't Renew Her Driver's License;
  • True Love Is...Proposing to Girlfriend Right After She Shoots A Giant Buck;
  • Woman Disgusted Her Boyfriend Only Washes His Sheets Twice a Year;
  • A Drunk Guy Thought He Was Getting Someone's Number...But They CashApp'd Themselves from His Phone;
  • Woman Mistakenly Tipped $7,000 On Subway Sandwich;
  • Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Eye...Because He Was Looking at Other Women;
  • "Christmas Tree Syndrome": A Woman's First Real Tree Almost Killed Her;
  • A Man Tried to Kill Someone for "Eating All the Tacos";
  • Susan Sarandon's Son Begs Fans to Stop Sharing Busty Video 'With Her Honkers Out';
  • Stupid Criminal: A Wanted Woman Was Found Hiding...in a Couch;
  • Woman Comes Home To Find Her Dog Sloppy Drunk After Getting Into Her Liquor Cabinet;
  • Dogs Cause Up to $350K in Damage at Car Dealership;
  • CA Man Busted for Homemade License Plate Using Sharpie & Duct Tape;
  • Woman Pulls Down Her Pants To PEE in the Middle of a Flight;
  • Quebec Conspiracy Theorist Concerned About Deliberately Set Wildfires Expected To Plead Guilty To Deliberately Setting Wildfires;
  • 12-y/o MI Boy Steals Forklift From Middle School, Leads Police on Chase;
  • FL Man Pleasured Himself While Riding a Bike;
  • Woman Sues Chopt Restaurants After 'Chewing on a Portion of a Human Finger' in Salad.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Have A Stinky Friend & I Need To Let Them Know!" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Wants Me To Unfriend My Male Friends"

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Dec 02, 202301:53:58
Loose Horse On A Plane, Breadfeeding On A Disney Ride, & Pooping On A Possum

Loose Horse On A Plane, Breadfeeding On A Disney Ride, & Pooping On A Possum

What's worse than "snakes on a plane"? How 'bout a horse on the loose? When mommy needs to breastfeed baby, she often does it in an isolated room or with some "covering". One mom whipped it out while riding on a Disney ride & the ride's automatic camera caught the WHOLE thing. What's worse than taking a dump in the middle of the road? Dropping your load on a dead roadkill possum. There's an equal amount of "dump" in this week's episode, too...

  • An ACTUAL Fistfight Nearly Breaks Out in the US Senate;
  • New Trend: Christmas List PowerPoint Presentations;
  • Woman Shocked to Discover Alaska Isn't Actually an Island;
  • Balenciaga Slammed for $925 Skirt…That Is Just a Towel;
  • A Man Was Arrested with Meth While Driving Children on "Santa's Train";
  • "Wedding Crasher" Caught Stealing Thousands from Weddings in 3 States;
  • Another Airline Passenger Meltdown: 'Get The F*** Off Me! I Am Being Human Trafficked!’;
  • Couple Behind World-Famous FL Christmas Lights Display Are SQUATTERS Who Lived in Home For 13 Years;
  • Wisconsin Man Ends Up Getting Trapped in Porta Potty After Police Chase;
  • Twitch Star Making Beer With Her Own Vaginal Yeast;
  • Teacher & Asst. Principal Charged in Paddling of Elementary School Student;
  • Shoppers Are Mortified by Stag Ornament's Unexpected NSFW Detail;
  • 'Magical' Penis Wind Chime With Wings Found During Excavation;
  • Airline Serves Passengers Dog Food in Awkward Translation Blunder;
  • Woman's Tesla Flies Over Swimming Pool Before Crashing into CA Home;
  • Joe Biden Confuses Taylor Swift With Britney Spears During Turkey Pardoning Speech;
  • Iowa Man Arrested After Pleasuring Self Outside a Kum & Go Store;
  • Airline Passenger Freaks Out: ‘She’s Possessed! She Needs Help!’

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Brought My EX To Thanksgiving Dinner!" & “Help! – I Want Some of My Parents’ Child Support Money"

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Nov 25, 202302:07:59
Selfie Public Health Concern, Rationing The T.P., & Will Smith Gets "Fresh"

Selfie Public Health Concern, Rationing The T.P., & Will Smith Gets "Fresh"

S5E26 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When stupidity gets out of hand, a mandatory "public health concern" will need to go into place. When wiping yourself gets out of hand, it's time to ration the toilet paper. When the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" gets out of hand with his CO-STAR in his dressing room, the paparazzi goes berserk. It's when things go berserk that they end up on this podcast...

  • UPDATE: Woman With 'Kevin' Forehead Tattoo Admits It Was Fake—With a PSA About 'Regret';
  • Men Don't Want Women to Leave Them...So They Let Them Win at Miniature Golf;
  • Man holding drink cup full of meth ‘confidently’ lets warden search truck;
  • Woman Told Work She Couldn't Come In Because a Massive Seal Was Blocking Her Car;
  • FL Serial Car Burglary Suspect With 'All Gas, No Brakes' Tattoo Nabbed After High-Speed Crash;
  • ‘Rage Room’ owners sound alarm on growing sex trend among pent-up customers;
  • Stupid Criminal: 3 Trespassers Were Arrested After Locking Themselves in a Former Jail Cell.

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Nov 22, 202351:59
Exploding Whale Fail, Snake Bites Man's "Snake", & A Profitable Pet Psychic

Exploding Whale Fail, Snake Bites Man's "Snake", & A Profitable Pet Psychic

It's a special occasion when a community comes together to remember a moment in its history. An Oregon town does just that except this historic event was for an exploding sperm whale. Adult film actors have a high risk job...especially if you're a man that's acting with a python. If you think lawyers make a lot of money, you haven't met the former attorney who now makes more money examining your cat's head. You'll be covered in stupidity after this exploding episode...

  • Pizza Hut's Newest Offering Is Snake Meat Pizza;
  • Woman Born With 2 Uteri Is Pregnant in Both;
  • Drunk Daycare Owner Chased Husband Around House With A Baseball Bat;
  • Pipes Had to Be Replaced at the Playboy Mansion Because of All the Vomiting;
  • Lions Steal Woman's $1,800 Designer Bag on Safari & Turn it into a Cat Toy;
  • Criminal Mastermind Drives Off From Piggly Wiggly in Electric Shopping Cart;
  • FL Man Busted With 5 Alligators in His Bathtub;
  • Washington State Man Went in for Appendix Surgery & Doctors Removed Wrong Organ;
  • Used Car Salesman Test Drives Customer's Mustang & Gets Arrested;
  • FedEx Delivered $20,000 in Lottery Tickets to the Wrong Address;
  • Man Crushed to Death in South Korea After Robot Mistakes Him for Box;
  • A Thief Scolded Cops for Speeding to Keep Up with Him;
  • Guns ‘n’ Gums: Orthodontist Offers Free Pistol With Invisalign Discount;
  • Feral Pig Gets Drunk on 18 Cans of Beer Then Takes on a Cow;
  • A Guy Got Arrested for Painting His Neighbor's Plants;
  • ‘Glitter Doesn’t Lie’: Dates Are Using It To Catch a Cheater...;
  • Aussie Man Survives Crocodile Attack by Biting It Back;
  • Many millennials, Gen Z adults planning to live with parents for another 10 years!

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Nov 18, 202301:56:48
Cocaine Cheeseburger, TP'ing The Fridge, & A Headbutting Soccer Coach

Cocaine Cheeseburger, TP'ing The Fridge, & A Headbutting Soccer Coach

S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy's cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn't using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS using his head, but in an illegal manner... And if you use your head properly, you won't show up in a future episode of this stupid podcast, like these people did...

  • The Government Wants You to Stop Putting Pretty Rhinestones on Your Steering Wheel;
  • A Man Shot Fireworks at a Helicopter to Protest a Wedding;
  • The Whiny Skies: Airline Complaints Nearly Double From a Year Ago;
  • Woman Tried To Run Over School Security Guard To Avoid Driving Over Speed Bumps;
  • Woman Sets Store Clothing Rack on Fire;
  • Ex-MMA Fighter Slams & Chokes Out Alleged Knife-Wielding Attacker;
  • Pilates Studio Offers $100 Credit If You Tattoo Their Logo on Your Body.

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Nov 15, 202354:27
SC Mayonnaise Tour, GrubHub Delivered Pee, & A "Curvy Girl" Baptist Preacher

SC Mayonnaise Tour, GrubHub Delivered Pee, & A "Curvy Girl" Baptist Preacher

Every state has some sort of gimmick to bring in tourists. South Carolina thinks they can attract visitors who love mayonnaise. One GrubHub delivery boy thought he was delivering a Chick-Fil-A shake, but his customer did a taste test...and it WASN'T. A Baptist pastor & local mayor of a small GA town thought no one would know his secret life as the "curvy girl" named, "Brittini Blaire". You're going to know these & other objects of stupidity...

  • Awesome or Too Weird: A Man Gave Out Rotisserie Chickens to Trick-or-Treaters;
  • FL Mom Leaves 7-y/o Daughter Alone in Unlocked Car for HOURS While She Got Drunk at Bar;
  • Amazon Driver Caught On Security Camera Urinating In Woman's Yard;
  • TX Southern Tuba Player Knocks Out Obnoxious Fan With 4 Blows (& Keeps Playing the Song);
  • A Guy Carjacked a Lyft Driver After Booking the Ride Under His Own Name;
  • 9-Ft. Alligator Bit FL Woman's Face While She Was Snorkeling;
  • High School Rocked As Students Share Fake Nudes Of Real Girls;
  • Disney Park Guests Are Now Pooping While Waiting On Line For Rides;
  • 4 Men Are Charged for Stealing a $6 Million Gold Toilet;
  • NJ Custodian Performed Sex Acts with School Cafeteria Objects;
  • Introducing: Heinz Pickle Ketchup;
  • A Creepier Version of "The Dress": A Woman's Mirror Photo Shows Her Arms in Different Positions;
  • These are Some of the Strange Objects That Get Stuck in People's Bodies, According to CDC Data;
  • Thief Blabs to Uber Driver That He Was on His Way to Rob a T.J. Maxx;
  • Woman 'Married' to Homemade Rag Doll Has Ultrasound; 2nd 'Baby' Due;
  • Woman’s Revenge on 'Cheating' Ex-Boyfriend: Plastering His Dead Mom's Secret PIZZA Recipes On the Internet;
  • Former Teacher Said She Has Made Nearly $1 Million From OnlyFans in Less Than 6 Months;
  • Did a Guy's Girlfriend Really Get "Kevin" Tattooed on Her Forehead?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – A Restaurant Is Smearing My Friends & I Over Their Service" & “With a beautiful girl–with 'dragon breath'".

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Nov 11, 202302:01:05
World's Biggest Zucchini, Sauce Packet Treats, & BananaMan Whips Out His "Banana"

World's Biggest Zucchini, Sauce Packet Treats, & BananaMan Whips Out His "Banana"

Nov 08, 202354:30
Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood

Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood

Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a LOT of money...and it's not his hat. This as well as some priceless stupidity...

  • Drunk Dad Reports His Kid Missing, but He Just Forgot Them at Home;
  • FL Man Hides Gator in Garage; Tells Cops He Didn't Want Someone to Eat It;
  • Drunk FL Man Drops His Shorts, Yells 'Where's My Weapon?' Baring All During Arrest;
  • EVs Aren't Working Out So Well;
  • Siren kings: New Zealand city plagued by Céline Dion ‘speaker battles’;
  • Customer Spent a Night Trapped Inside Jewelry Store Vault;
  • Taco Bell Employee Gave Haircut in Restaurant's Kitchen, Ex-Worker Says;
  • A Property Has Had Mysterious Arsons 3 Times in 6 Years, with 3 Different Homeowners;
  • Video Shows Amazon Driver Stompin’ on Box Shortly After Delivery to Home;
  • Fan Prematurely Ejected From College Football Game for Wearing Inflatable Penis Suit;
  • Arkansas Family Suspects Meteorite Caused Smoking Hole in Their Deck;
  • Someone Stole $3,000 Worth of Halloween Decorations from a Single Yard;
  • Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used & unused’ sex toys;
  • NYC Bagel Shop Praised for Denying L.A. Guy's Scooped Gluten-Free Bagel Request;
  • Florida Is Warning Residents About the "Booty Patrol";
  • Actual Advice from a Dentist: Eat All Your Halloween Candy in One Sitting;
  • PA Man Caught Robbing Bank with Mom in the Car;
  • ‘Lewd’ Halloween Decorations Hanging Across from School...Cue The Outrage!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It OK to Request An Expensive Gift for My Kid’s Birthday Party?" & “Help! – My Newlywed Husband Humiliated Me During Our Wedding Vows!"

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Nov 04, 202301:59:12
Flight School Fit, A Fried Pickled Date, & A Horse Hooker

Flight School Fit, A Fried Pickled Date, & A Horse Hooker

S5E20 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

What happens when you have an entitled 23-y/o who doesn't get what he wants in flight school? $120k in damages to your planes. What happens when you go on a date with a chick you meet on Bumble? $140 in fried pickles. What do you get when you advertise for a hooker for your miniature horse? Jail time. And there's more stupidity to get you through the week...

  • Restaurant's 'Bad Parenting Fee’ Has People Talking;
  • FL Man Surprised By A Large Iguana in His Toilet;
  • A Company Tried to Pay a $23,500 Settlement in Loose Change;
  • Racy 'Boo[b]'-by Ghost Costume Goes Viral on Social Media;
  • Woman Tries to Hide Marijuana from the TSA–in Her Adult Diaper;
  • Nebraska Business Faces Backlash After Employee Wears Blackface for Halloween Costume;
  • Do You Have a "Yellow Pillow"...Is It Disgusting or Endearing?

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Nov 01, 202357:10
Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight

Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight

There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior football games for parents to duke it out but one school's season just got scrubbed after a parent brings a GUN to the fight. And there's more examples of scary stupidity in this episode

  • FL Street Racer Goes 80 MPH Airborne After Losing Control, Lands in Canal;
  • New Sign You're Old: Dancing with Your Hands in the Air;
  • Landscaper Mowed Lawn Around Dead Body Thought To Be Halloween Decoration;
  • FL Man Smashes Vehicle Window With His Head, Flops Like A Dolphin After Leading Police On Chase;
  • Massachusetts Woman Drives Car Into Trash Compactor;
  • Company Demolishes a House...& Then Found Out It Was the Wrong Address;
  • This Woman Sleeps in a Coffin; 'People Call Me a Weirdo, But It's So Comfy';
  • If You Want to Learn Something, Picture It Either Bleeding or Having Sex;
  • Stupid Criminal: A Thief Posed as a Mannequin & Waited for a Mall to Close;
  • A Man Ran from Police, with a License Plate That Said "Will Run";
  • Off-Duty Pilot Tried To Turn Off Plane's Engines During Alaskan Airlines Flight;
  • 1,100 Year Old Statue of Giant Man Clutching Penis Unearthed in Turkey;
  • Elon Musk Offers $1B to Wikipedia If They'll Change Their Name to 'Dickipedia';
  • KS Wildlife Expert Teaches Class on How to Eat Squirrels From Your Yard;
  • A Guy Was Caught Getting-It-On with a Stuffed Animal;
  • Cop Suspended for Sending a D**k Pic to Someone on a Dating App, Then Hooking Up With Them While on Duty;
  • Worker Caught on Video Peeing Into Tank at Chinese Tsingtao Beer Factory;
  • AZ Woman Sues After DoorDash Driver JIZZED on Her Food!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – With my “perplexing” love life!" & “Help! – My Grandpa Left Me ALL His Inheritance–But I Can’t Share It!"

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Oct 28, 202301:54:57
Fighting French Nuns, Taylor Swift for Prez, & Porta-Potty Standoff

Fighting French Nuns, Taylor Swift for Prez, & Porta-Potty Standoff

S5E18 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

The French are always mocked for quickly surrendering but one nun decided to change that perception with a protesting environmentalist at a new church construction. The mother of Elon Musk's children thinks the only person in the White House who can unite the nation is Taylor Swift. A Canadian fugitive is caught up in a 20-minute stand-off with police inside a porta-potty that ended pretty crappy. And there's heaps of more crap you'll hear in this episode, too...

  • Criminal Mastermind Tried to Throw Cops Off With ‘I Don’t Live Here Sign’;
  • There's a New World's Hottest Pepper: "Pepper X";
  • Workers Spend 11 Hours Writing Emails Each Week—36% Ever Get Read;
  • Stupid or Genius: Asking a Male Date for a Female Reference;
  • Fast-Food Customers Are Being Surprised by Bag Fees at the Drive Thru;
  • Watertown Doesn't Have Any Water;
  • Prankster Lists Bottles Of Amazon Drivers' Urine As Energy Drink, & 1 Flavor Becomes A Bestseller.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Oct 25, 202348:57
Silent Walking, AM Radio ED Cure, & Bigfoot Takes A Dump

Silent Walking, AM Radio ED Cure, & Bigfoot Takes A Dump

The Gen Z crowd has made a remarkable discovery! They've discovered walking without a cell phone or listening to music or podcasts... Boomers are amazed---at the STUPIDITY. If you need to improve your libido, just tune in to AM radio. Bigfoot sightings have become even more stupid where now Sasquatch can't even "take a squat" in private without paparazzi. Can things get any more stupid? Of course...we have proof...

  • Near-naked prostitutes prowl streets in broad daylight–police hands tied;
  • TX Megachurch Pastor to Pay $2.4M After Allegedly Giving Woman Herpes;
  • Do You Know What "Out of Pocket" Means? Gen Z Has Another Definition/Other Phrases Gen Z Doesn't Know the Meaning Of;
  • FL Woman Arrested for Wrapping Her Car to Look Like a Cop...Because She "Loved the Color Scheme";
  • Restaurant Serving Pie With Whole Chicken Head Sticking Out of Crust Divides Diners;
  • Man On A Tractor Arrested for 2nd DUI 17 Minutes After Release From 1st DUI Arrest;
  • Indiana Woman Stole Car for Stripper Interview;
  • Teacher Fired For Funny (Fart Joke) TikTok Videos Now Has 30 Stand-Up Gigs Booked;
  • FL Teacher Shows 4th Grade Class “Winnie the Pooh Blood & Honey”...Cue The Angry Parents;
  • Jacksonville, FL-Area High School Students Arrested Over 'Lethal Hit List';
  • Thieves Stole 35 Porta-Potties...That Were "Full";
  • A Man Sells His Dead Mother’s Ashes on Facebook…For $30;
  • TX Woman Goes Viral For Accidentally Driving To Mexico During Trip To Home Depot;
  • Couple Puts $231 Speeding Ticket on Wedding Registry So Guests Pay It;
  • A Funeral Home Worker Accosted Someone's Sex Doll;
  • Woman Causes $1.2K of Damage Keying Car for Being 'Parked Too Close to Hers';
  • Grubhub Driver Caught on Video Eating Customer's Food;
  • Michigan Man Caught Masturbating in Public Found With Meth & Cucumber.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Wants To Track Our Daughter’s Driving" & “Help! – My Slacker Twin Brother Is More Attractive To Women Than Me".

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Oct 21, 202301:51:37
Paranormal PA House, $250 Goldfish Fee, & An Adult Diaper "Bomb"

Paranormal PA House, $250 Goldfish Fee, & An Adult Diaper "Bomb"

S5E16 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Pennsylvania is in the top 10 most haunted states in the USA & one family has video to prove it. A woman who has a pet goldfish needs a block of gold to pay for having one in her complex. An airline was grounded when the crew found what they thought was a bomb...well, it was...more like a stink-bomb. And there are more "stinkers" in this stupid Midweek Bonus Episode...

  • American Tourist Gets Her $25,000 Nissan Stuck After Being Led Down Tiny Footpath By Her GPS;
  • Elderly Driver's Vehicle Did Full Flip, Then She Drove Away on Rims;
  • Neighbor Asks Woman to Wear Pants While Taking Out the Trash So Her Husband Doesn't See;
  • A 2,749-Pound Pumpkin Named "Michael Jordan" Broke a World Record;
  • Floridians are relocating to the center of the state to try to avoid hurricanes—& high insurance premiums;
  • FL Woman Arrested for Shoving Dog Poop in Her Elderly Neighbor's Face;
  • 'Skittle Ban' is Now CA Law As “Controversial Food Additives” Prohibited.

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Oct 18, 202348:47
"Lewis" The Jack-O-Lantern Ghoul, A Hanky-Panky Haunt, & A Beer-Drinking Monkey

"Lewis" The Jack-O-Lantern Ghoul, A Hanky-Panky Haunt, & A Beer-Drinking Monkey

He's "Halloween's 'Paddington Bear'"...Meet "Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that's selling out at a Target near you...and he's all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years & not see that person's face? If you're a ghost who's having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey raiding garbage cans for left over cans of beer, someone in Indiana would like to talk to you. And you'll be talking about some of the stupidity you're gonna hear in this episode...

  • Firefighters Called to Raging House Blaze—It Was Just 'Amazing Halloween Decor';
  • Elderly Woman Leaves Hit-And-Run Scene With Other Driver Clinging to Her Car's Hood For Miles;
  • Cop Praised by MADD for His DUI Arrests...Was Arrested for DUI;
  • 'Unruly' Airline Passenger Throws $6K in Cash on Tarmac After Refusing to Pay for Upgrade;
  • Woman NAKED From Waist Down As She Waits in Line For Spirit Airlines Flight in FL;
  • A Guy Pulls a Gun on a Stranger for Refusing to Buy Him a Happy Meal;
  • KFC Customer Shocked After Receiving Takeaway Bag Decorated With Penises;
  • PA Mummy Known as 'Stoneman Willie' Will Be Buried After 128 Years;
  • A 77-y/o FL Man Faces Hard Time for Stockpiling Illegal Boner Pills in Retirement Community;
  • Amish Cell Phone Users Are Being Shunned, After Being Outed By The National Emergency Alert;
  • Mom Makes Soaps & Creams From Breast Milk & SELLS Them Online;
  • Drunk Woman Attacks a Mattress Store Mascot;
  • Joe Biden's Younger Brother Frank Had Naked Selfie That Ended Up on GuysWithiPhones Gay Dating Site;
  • Woman Hurls Sausage at Gas Station Cashier During Heated Argument;
  • Up to 4 Dozen COWS Invade A Neighborhood;
  • Bus Driver Terminated After Drinking White Claw While Driving Students Home–Didn’t know it was ALCOHOLIC…(???);
  • 'Harry Dick Road' Sign Stolen Multiple Times From Street; City Decides to Finally Change Name;
  • Would You Try Pizza with a Slice of American Cheese on Top?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Neighbor's Sprinkler Showers Me In The Morning" & “Help! – My Daughter Wants To Quit College And Raise Sloths".

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Oct 14, 202301:57:40
Wandering Naked Neighbors, Taylor Swift Drinking Game, & An OnlyFans Arresting Officer

Wandering Naked Neighbors, Taylor Swift Drinking Game, & An OnlyFans Arresting Officer

S5E14 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

We've all had neighbors who really get on our nerves, but THIS neighbor is causing trouble by walking around in his condo naked...and proud of it...and his neighbors can see everything through the windows. When you're stuck in an airport for a 6 hour layover/delay, you'll do anything to pass the time. Like watching a football game...that spends more of its time watching Taylor Swift in the crowd. So, you come up with a fun drinking game--until it goes too far. Many of us have been pulled over by a cop for some traffic violation but one man got pulled over by a cop he's seen before...in fact, he's seen a LOT of this cop before...because he's one of HER subscribers on OnlyFans. And things get more stupid from there...

  • 9 Alligators ... 1 Home... In Pennsylvania;
  • Big Shot Investor Says AI Will Enable a 3½-Day Workweek;
  • 2 Thieves Returned to the Scene of the Crime While Cops Were Investigating;
  • Former Mayor Leads Police On Drunken Chase, Tells Cops 'I Was The Mayor...';
  • FL Man Arrested for Stealing Ex-Employer's Street Sweeper 'to Do a Job' With Competing Company;
  • Missouri Woman Charged After Driving for Miles With Husband on Hood;
  • Thieves Stole $20,000 Worth of Left-Footed Shoes from a Vintage Store.

We run down the week's current events with our stupid spin & highlight the best of stupidity with this week's "Genius Awards"!

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Oct 11, 202348:20
Emotional Support BARBIE, Emotional Support GATOR, & A Penile Weight Lifting Fail

Emotional Support BARBIE, Emotional Support GATOR, & A Penile Weight Lifting Fail

We as a society must be an emotional wreck with all the "support" we are needing these days. And thanks to a popular motion picture, now adults are finding a need for Barbie dolls. A Phillies fan would have been allowed to watch the game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizen's Bank Park if he had brought his Barbie doll. Instead he needed support from his ALLIGATOR. He didn't make it into game, as you might have expected. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has the tragic tale of a weight lifter who may want to stick with trying to increase the size of his biceps with gym weights instead of trying to use them to increase the size of his manhood... And the stupidity is on the increase with this week's episode...

  • Vacuum Containing Hundreds of Hornets Stolen From Beekeeper's Truck;
  • Man Eats 135 Carolina Reaper Peppers In One Sitting;
  • FL Man Caught on Camera Pooping While Trying to Rob a Boat;
  • A Woman "Borrowed" an Alligator for a Photo Shoot, & Left It in a Hotel Bathtub;
  • Chicken brawl ends up ruffling feathers, sending 2 men to jail in Florida;
  • A Drunk Man Was Arrested After Shooting at Phantom Thieves;
  • A High-End Fashion Brand Is Selling $5,600 Underwear;
  • Woman Causes DUI Crash, Gets Another Drink from Store, & Chugs It;
  • FL DUI Suspect on Lawn Mower Nabbed While Making Beer Run;
  • DoorDash Driver Charged After Following GPS Into A Swamp;
  • FL Man Busted for Keeping Threatened Tortoise Species in Bucket;
  • Trucker ticketed after wedging helicopter beneath overpass in Louisiana;
  • Husband Accidentally Sends a Nude Photo of His Wife to Their Whole Family;
  • Body Cam of Cop Going on a "Wild Chicken Chase";
  • A Guy Stole Border Patrol Equipment to Prep for a Zombie Apocalypse;
  • Woman Sues Walt Disney World After Waterslide Wedgie Damaged Her “Lady Parts”;
  • $10K Worth of Garbage Bags Stolen From Truck;
  • Woman Returns to Store She Shoplifted from to Demand Phone She Left Behind.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Kid Cries When Anyone Leaves Our House" & “Help! – My wife wants to adopt a stray pitbull dog".

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Oct 07, 202301:56:18
Dirty Dutch Solar Panels, "Naked Attraction" To The MAX, & Drug Dealer Calls Cops Over Theft

Dirty Dutch Solar Panels, "Naked Attraction" To The MAX, & Drug Dealer Calls Cops Over Theft

S5E12 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When is "green energy" not welcomed? When your solar panels spell a slang term for your willy! Would you want your willy critiqued? On a televised dating show? The answer is pretty stupid. If you were robbed of $10 would you call the cops? Even if you were dealing drugs at the time? Again, the answer is pretty stupid. There's even more stupidity in this Midweek BONUS Episode...

  • 82-y/o FL Man Fends Off Intruder With Cane: 'I Beat the Tar Out of Him’;
  • The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Is Back;
  • Pre-Teens Steal Their Mom's Car After She Took Away Their Electronics...& Drove 200 Miles;
  • Shirtless man and his dog lead LAPD on 10-mile chase — in a golf cart;
  • A Drunk Driver Crashed into a Liquor Store, Then Went in to Buy More Booze;
  • A Guy Plowed His SUV into a Police Station While Blaring Guns N' Roses;
  • Someone Strapped a Halloween Mask to Their Seat to Use the HOV Lane.

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Oct 04, 202353:30
Stupid Dating Requirements, A Poopy iPhone Rescue, & A Naked Poop-Covered Bills Fan

Stupid Dating Requirements, A Poopy iPhone Rescue, & A Naked Poop-Covered Bills Fan

Dating these days can be convoluted, not just with some of the prospects, but with some of the requirements that that the prospects demand. Dropping your expensive iPhone in a primitive potty can drive people to do the most stupid things. And result in some of the most stupid outcomes. Fans of the Buffalo Bills have been known to do stupid things and this man is one of the heroes. More heroic stupidity await in this week's sole episode because it's been a stupid week trying to fit in getting this podcast prepared...

  • Guy Claims He Had Cancer to Raise Money & Play in World Series of Poker;
  • Crayola Is Now Pivoting to Selling...Flowers;
  • A Guy Gets Stabbed in the Back, Pulls the Knife Out, & Stabs His Attacker;
  • Stupid Criminal: A Guy Tried to Fake His Drowning, But He Was Wearing an Ankle Monitor;
  • People Are Talking About the Stupidest Dating Requirements They Have;
  • 87% of Americans Are Willing to Share Their Personal Info For Discounts;
  • Chinese Women Are Using Fake Belly Button Stickers to Make Their Legs Look Longer;
  • Poll Finds Half of US Young Adults Say Open Marriages Are ‘Acceptable’;
  • FL Woman 'Attacked' Couple at Pool Because They Were 'Doing Inappropriate Activities';
  • The US Consumer Product Safety Commission Dropped an Album, & It's Straight Fire;
  • Male Brazilian med students perform group masturbation on women’s volleyball court after their team beat their rivals;
  • Kraft Singles Got Recalled to Prevent People from Eating Plastic;
  • Texas Mom Fumes After Missing 5-Y/O Found Asleep in Empty School;
  • Proposed AIDS Memorial "Anus" Statue Is Getting Pushback;
  • McDonald's Gets Sued…Again…in Another Hot Coffee Case;
  • (Young ‘n’ Stupid)...Teen Was Dangling From California's Highest Bridge;
  • Dentist Has World's Largest Toothpaste Collection--Including Whiskey & Wasabi Flavors;
  • Smiling Naked Man Filmed Proudly Strolling Through DFW Airport.

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Sep 30, 202301:39:13
The "Human Collie" Speaks, A Terrifying Tesla Tale, Andre the Giant Dumps

The "Human Collie" Speaks, A Terrifying Tesla Tale, Andre the Giant Dumps

The Japanese man who has become a worldwide Internet sensation by dressing up in public as a collie now want to replace "Lassie". Want a reason NOT to jump into an electric car just yet? So, THIS may be possible: An electric car rental runs out of juice on a deserted rural road with no charging stations in sight & traps a mom & her 16-y/o daughter inside. A popular WWF wrestler had to wrestle himself on the commode every time he had to drop a deuce. So, he used the bathtub instead. Oh, and there's even more.....

  • PA Woman Hides in Ex’s Backseat Before Trying to Kill Him;
  • “Jorts” Are Officially Back in Style/Things That Say "I'm a Middle-Age Man" as Much as Jorts;
  • 30% of People Would Trust A.I. to Pick Out Their Clothes;
  • FL mom charged with leaving 11-y/o son with dead man after drug-fueled threesome;
  • Public Proposal Goes Horribly Awry: 'No, You Slept With My Brother!';
  • Woman Receives 1,000 Condoms To Her Doorstep in Mystery Amazon Hack;
  • FL Man Arrested for Torching Car Belonging to His Cousin—Who's Also His Girlfriend;
  • Scientists Given 'Honors' at 'IG Nobel Prizes' for Unusual Studies—Including Anchovy Sex & Nose Hair Counts;
  • Group of Friends Take Over Hotel for Hours After No Employees Were Found;
  • Naked Man on Mushrooms Lights Car on Fire, Claims to Be an 'Expert in Magic';
  • AL Marching Band Director Got Tased for Refusing to Stop the Music;
  • Americans Clueless About Their Constitutional Rights;
  • Doctor Explains Why We Fart So Much & Why Some Stink Worse than Others;
  • We May Be Nearing the End of Breakfast Cereal;
  • Bears caught raiding Krispy Kreme delivery van;
  • Oregon HR Manager in Hot Water for Sending Employee Penis-Shaped Cake;
  • Women Accused Of ‘Aggressively Swinging’ Baby Around ‘Like A Toy’ At FL Bar;
  • A DoorDash Driver Attacked a Wingstop Manager for Taking Too Long.

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Sep 23, 202301:52:05
A "Little Rascal" Reporter, Smell Like The "Yellow Pages", & Men Obsessing Over The Roman Empire

A "Little Rascal" Reporter, Smell Like The "Yellow Pages", & Men Obsessing Over The Roman Empire

S5E9 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

I think most folks will agree that the level of professional journalism has been on a downward slide for some time. Well, it may have hit the gutter at a recent press conference with the Pennsylvania State Police detailing the capture of an escaped convict. Smells evoke many thoughts & memories but do you want folks to remember phone books when they smell you? I'll bet you think most men think about sex. Well, you would be wrong if you believe this latest viral video on TikTok... If you think you've heard just about the stupidest thing in the world this week, you would be wrong as well. Find out why in this episode...

  • Man Spends Entire Paycheck on 3.5K Incandescent Bulbs After Ban; Hopes Stockpile Lasts Him 75 Years;
  • (Yum.. Or Not)....Hot Dog Gummies;
  • UFO Nuts Unveil 2 Dead Aliens in Mexico;
  • A Police Chase Ended with the Suspect Crashing Into the Police Station;
  • FL mom abandons toddler in running car to go swimming & meet sharks;
  • A Drugged-Up Canadian Twerked at a Cop;
  • Cats May Get Health Benefits from Vegan Diet (???)

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Sep 20, 202355:53
Pole-Dancing Granny, Burbank's "Mayor Spanky", & The FL Hamster Wheel Man

Pole-Dancing Granny, Burbank's "Mayor Spanky", & The FL Hamster Wheel Man

When Grandma has a side-hustle, that should be a good thing since it makes her feel she's still needed. But if it's working as a pole dancer, it might suggest that Granny is needed more than you think. California is America's "side show" & who better to represent this than a mayor getting spanked by a drag queen. Who better to represent Florida than the "Florida Man" in a hamster wheel trying to make it "across the pond" to London. If you can make it through this week's stupidity, you're have a stronger constitution than the man with the "mechanical manhood"...

  • Elon Musk Confirms He Had A 3rd Child With Grimes. Name? Techno Mechanicus;
  • Woman Clueless of Red & Blue Flashing Lights on Her Car-Didn't Realize Why Drivers Pulled Over;
  • Arkansas hospital sues thousands of patients over medical bills during the pandemic, including hundreds of its own employees;
  • Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway;
  • McDonald's Is Getting Rid of Self-Serve Soda Fountains;
  • American Habits Are Causing a Laxative Shortage
  • An Angerball Pulls a Gun on Some Kids, & Apologizes When One Turns Out to Be His Neighbor;
  • 1st Grader Suspended For Pointing Fingers Like a Gun;
  • Cops Burst Into a Yoga Class When a "Corpse Pose" Was Mistaken for Mass Murder;
  • Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo—as horrified visitors scream;
  • 600K Gallons of Red Wine Flow Through Portuguese Town After Spill;
  • 3-Legged Bear Breaks Into FL Home & Chugged 3 White Claws;
  • EasyJet Passengers Led Away by Police After They're Caught Having Sex in Plane Toilet During Flight;
  • VA State House Candidate Performs Sex Acts Online With Husband For Money;
  • Man with $62K Bionic Penis Splits From Woman Who Took His Virginity;
  • ‘Feedback’ Is Now Too Harsh. The New Word Is Feedforward;
  • The #1 Decongestant in America Doesn't Work;
  • Someone Changed a Construction Sign to Read, "Due to Weather, Go “F” Yourself".

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Sep 16, 202301:46:12
Tea-Bagging Sprite, A Long Tall Man With NO Dress, & Gatorade WATER (???)

Tea-Bagging Sprite, A Long Tall Man With NO Dress, & Gatorade WATER (???)

S5E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

More foodie mash-up madness that now has Tik-Tok'ers steeping their tea in lemon-lime soda. It's freaky enough to have an intruder in your home, but when the intruder is 6ft., 5in. tall--and NAKED...and starts fighting with you...it's is a new paradigm of stupid. Third world countries are struggling to find drinkable water to live, Gatorade is now selling "functional water" to Americans. As the world turns, the stupidity never stops...

  • Cup Noodle Is Selling Caffeinated Ramen;
  • Shrek Crocs Are Suddenly the Coolest Footwear on the Planet;
  • Vaping Can Shrink Testicles & Lower Sperm Counts in Rats;
  • Human Skull With Fake Eye Donated to AZ Goodwill; Shocks Thrift Shop Workers;
  • AZ Man's Brand New Truck Stolen, Disassembled Within a One Day;
  • OH Man Uses Hedge Clippers to Cut Ankle Monitor Off at Ace Hardware;
  • Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, & Asks Cops to Crank the AC in the Cruiser.

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Sep 13, 202357:54