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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

By Erik Lane

If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World/dp/B005EPKL14 Logo by the "Free Online Logo Maker": DesignEvo https://www.designevo.com/logo-maker
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Mac-And-Cheesy Lawsuit, Figgy Pudding SPAM, & A Bladder Blocked By A Jump Rope
Mac-And-Cheesy Lawsuit, Figgy Pudding SPAM, & A Bladder Blocked By A Jump Rope
If you thought the McDonald's lawsuit over spilled hot coffee was frivolous, just ask Kraft about making Velveeta mac-and-cheese. Now for this Christmas season, you can "bring me some figgy pudding" SPAM to wish me a merry Christmas. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" was aghast at how a man was able to thread 90 inches of jump rope into his bladder. The holidays are full of stupidity and you've got it all in this week's insane episode. New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ;  Beavers Building Dams are Protecting the Rivers Threatened by Climate Change in Colorado;  Thanksgiving Crime: A Guy Hunted a Turkey from His Car with a Handgun;  AR Fire Chief Fired Over Inappropriate Use of Emojis;  HelloFresh Denies Claim It Used Endangered Monkeys to Make Coconut Milk;  "Darrell" Stole a Car, & We Know Because He Bluetooth-Connected It to "Darrell's iPhone";  Half of Us Have a Family Member We'd Like to Ban from the Holidays;  A Man in a Raiders Helmet Was Arrested for DUI...After His 12-y/o Son Called 911;  A Bank Robber's Note Was Written...on the Back of His Birth Certificate;  An Amazon Driver Stole Packages...While Delivering Packages;  A Guy Pulled a Gun at Wendy's Because He Didn't Get Free BBQ Sauce;  FL Man with His Mom's Name Tattooed on His Chest Got Arrested for Assaulting Her Again; Jack Daniel's Wants the Supreme Court to Ban a Dog Toy Called "Bad Spaniels";  Cops Shot an Arsonist in the Junk & "Changed the Looks of His Groin Forever". Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Rude To Request To Vacation With Someone Once Their Kids Are Older" & “Help! I'm Installing A Camera To Prove Someone Is Cheating" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:47:33
December 03, 2022
Monopoly Melee, The Family Vomit Bowl, & A Trans Jesus
Monopoly Melee, The Family Vomit Bowl, & A Trans Jesus
S4E27 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Ah, the Thanksgiving holiday. I had a wonderful week off seeing family & spending time together. A lot of families love to spend time together over a board game but be careful if you play Monopoly. As one family found out, it doesn't always end well. A family that pukes together, stays together...but does your family have a special container for the spew? Who knew that the Son of God had a transgender body? Apparently some kind of "spirit" led a clergyman in the UK to believe that & it certainly was NOT "Holy". The spirit of stupidity is present in this week's bonus episode, however... A Man Spent a Month Slowly Filling His Work Fridge with Cheese...& Then It Was All Stolen;  Mom ‘too scared to sleep’ after seeing ghostly figure on security camera;  Some Idiot Tried to Rob Three Banks in One Day;  A "National Baby Formula Theft Ring" Was Busted in UT;  Smoking Pot May Not Be as Safe as You Think;  Paris Olympics, Paralympic Mascots Are Hats;  Earbud piece was stuck in British man’s ear for 5 years.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
48:25
November 30, 2022
A JetBlue Jackoff, DJ Takes A Dump In His Pants--LIVE, & Cuttlefish Sex Toys
A JetBlue Jackoff, DJ Takes A Dump In His Pants--LIVE, & Cuttlefish Sex Toys
One TV reporter got a free show on his flight on JetBlue. One radio DJ couldn't keep his "crap" together when he cracked up on the air. GWAR fans have some intimate ways to experience the intergalactic barbarians using cuttlefish. You can get intimate with some serious stupidity this week... Man Arrested for DUI Was on Meth & Driving with Screech Owl;  TSA Finds Gun Stuffed in a Raw Baking Hen;  ‘Irate’ FL man intentionally hits man with his Porsche after argument;  Is It Okay for a 5-y/o to Have His Birthday at Hooters? / Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your 5-y/o’s Birthday Party;  Computer problems rampant at work? Average person battles 18 office tech issues each week;  A Guy Programs His Electronic Drums with "Beavis & Butt-Head" Noises;  FL 10-y/o Could Be Charged Over A Hug With School Counselor;  An 18-foot python ate an alligator — whole — in Florida;  Principal Suspended Over Student's Nazi Costume During Halloween Costume Contest;  AZ Couple Lose Teaching Jobs After Middle Schoolers Find Their Explicit OnlyFans Account;  A Guy Hugs His Friend Outside a Bar, & Didn't Realize He Was Showing People His Cool Knife;  A "Temporary Vasectomy" Involves Injecting Gel Directly into Men's Junk;  Feeling Lonely? Man-Sized Emotional Support Teddy Bears Now Exist;  1 in 3 People Fake-Smile to Pretend to Like a Relative's Cooking. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Wrong To Want To Convince A Friend To Drink Again" & “Help! I'm Hosting Thanksgiving & it's Getting out of Hand!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:37:00
November 19, 2022
Reindeer Attraction Fiasco, Rotisserie Chicken Challenge, & Toad Licking
Reindeer Attraction Fiasco, Rotisserie Chicken Challenge, & Toad Licking
S4E25 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  You'll discover a valuable lesson from a family who learned the hard way not to put up their Christmas decorations too early...like before deer hunting season. When a city loses 2 major sports championships in the same day, drastic measures must be taken to lift the spirits of the citizens--and that measure is rotisserie chicken. The Federal Government is having to point out the dangers of putting toad frogs in your mouth. Being stupid is not just dangerous, but deadly... and hilarious... A Man Broke Into a House...to Steal a Vacuum Attachment;  Rats have rhythm like humans & like music like Lady Gaga, Queen;  Top Passive-Aggressive Office Behaviors Include Gossip, Sarcasm, & the Silent Treatment/Top Passive-Aggressive Comments You Hear at Work;  Tyson Foods CFO John Tyson Intoxicated & Sleeping in Wrong House;  Staff at "Karen's Diner" Aren't Happy & Asked to Speak to Management;  A Record $16 BILLION Will Be Spent on These Midterms;  A Woman Beat Someone at Walmart with a 10-lb. Log of Ground Beef.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
56:26
November 16, 2022
Lucky "Necropants", Family Pet Turned Into A Rug, & Placenta Smoothies
Lucky "Necropants", Family Pet Turned Into A Rug, & Placenta Smoothies
Nothing says how much you remember your loved ones like wearing their skin after they die. Nothing shows your devotion to man's best friend than keeping Fido's fur around for a rug. Nothing gives nourishment to ward off anxiety than drinking your placenta. Nothing can be more stupid than what you're about to hear this week. Hold my beer... Couple naming their baby after a popular restaurant chain–people say he’l be bullied for sure;  FL land buy for Chinese primate testing won’t end well, expert warns;  MO man is forced to pay $400 fine for too many SUNFLOWERS in violation of city’s ‘turf-to-flower’ ratio;  A Woman Called 911 Because She Doesn't Understand How Pork Works;  A Pair of Thieves Crashed into Each Other While Trying to Get Away;  Humans may evolve to have deformed bodies, 2nd eyelid from overusing technology;  Woman finds 2 pythons mating behind her microwave;  'Aquaman' Wears Fishbowl With Live Goldfish on His Head;  Razor Blades Actually Were Found Hidden in a Child's Halloween Candy;  Man Dressed as Mario Rides Firework Shooting Scooter Down Street;  VA Man Sneaks Into Disney's Magic Kingdom Without Paying; Attacks Park Employees;  Someone Showed Up at a Pawn Shop with a Used Coffin;  Wife Rents Her Husband Out to Other Women for Odd Jobs at $45 an Hour;  A Partially Blind Guy Shot a Home Intruder in the Butt. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Feel Like I'll Never Have Enough Money To Own A House!" & “Help! My Wife Thinks I'm Using Her Friend To Be Friends With Her Husband!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:29:44
November 12, 2022
Trick-or-Treat Flasher, Disney World Fugitive, & An UPS SAT Upset
Trick-or-Treat Flasher, Disney World Fugitive, & An UPS SAT Upset
S4E23 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - While kids were getting their treats on Halloween night, a woman was giving the "tricks". While kids were taking in Disney World, a cop was taking in a fugitive from justice. While students were nervously waiting for the SAT scores, a UPS truck was spreading them all over the highway. Such stupidity is worthy of notoriety & that's why you'll hear about it right here. Along with these other samples... A Woman Is Being Canceled on Social Media for Saying She Throws Away Her Kids' Halloween Candy;  A McDonald's Worker Calls 911 During a Robbery, & Her Mom Picked Up;  "Reverse Catfishing" Is the New Dating App Trend...Using Photos That Make You Look Worse;  A Woman Bit a Guy After He Asked for His Sex Toy Back;  A Catalytic Converter Theft Ring Got Caught, Because of a Catalytic Converter Necklace;   Prosecutors allege Teenagers killed their Spanish teacher over bad grade;  Your smartphone is ’10x dirtier than a toilet’—the spots you should clean immediately;  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
51:05
November 09, 2022
Non-Stupid People For Hire, Emotional Support Beer, & A Man Literally Gets "Horny"
Non-Stupid People For Hire, Emotional Support Beer, & A Man Literally Gets "Horny"
Isn't America the greatest country in the world when a business can put up a hiring sign asking for non-stupid people to apply? Then sit back & watch as all the stupid people get offended by it. A NY man brilliantly registers his 16oz. glass of IPA brew as his pet BEER. In China (where ELSE???), there's a man who suffers from being horny...in the most horniest place on his body... and it's NOT what you think--or it could be EXACTLY what you think. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will try to explain. But there's really no explanation necessary for the rest of the stupidity you're going to discover... Young FL Man captures 28 Burmese pythons, gets top prize;  Man Carrying Gun at Corn Maze Accidentally Shoots Himself While Trying to Get Corn Kernels Out of His Boots;  AR Motorcyclist Trying to Flee Police Gets Tased & Bursts into Flames;  A Man Is Arrested for Kicking a Cop in the Groin, 6 Days After Getting Out of Prison—for Kicking a Cop in the Groin;  A Woman Shot at Mountain Dew Bottles in Her Backyard...to Keep Her DAD from Drinking Them;  A Guy Finds Wedding Ring in the Ocean, Tracked Down the Owner...But Was Told to Put It Back;  A Thief Missed the Door, & Ran Into a Large Glass Window;  A Study Found Picking Your Nose Might Cause Alzheimer's;  Clorox Recalls Cleaning Products Due to…Bacteria;  Some Idiot Stole a Radio Station's Branded SUV;  Burglars Were Caught After Robbing a Phone Store, When One of Them Forgot Their Personal Phone;  Pope Francis Warns Priests & Nuns to Cool It on Watching ‘Normal’ Porn;  Want to survive a zombie apocalypse? Survey finds you should flee to FL!;  Man with 9.5 Inch Penis Rejected for a Job Because They 'Thought He Had an Erection' Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Wife Doesn't Want To Leave The House If It 'Sounds' Cold!" & “Help! My Son Has Been Stealing Toilet Paper!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:32:42
November 05, 2022
Jeffrey Dahmer Pizza, Mom's Meatloaf Models Son's Face, & A Pokemon Go Attempted Drowning
Jeffrey Dahmer Pizza, Mom's Meatloaf Models Son's Face, & A Pokemon Go Attempted Drowning
S4E21 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  A pizza joint actually made a Halloween decoration that was so gross, customers begged to have them remove it. A mother's love for her son was so great that it revealed itself in her cooking...and it looked just like her son. A father & his adult son got involved in a childish game that broke out in a brawl with a possible drowning. We're drowning in stupidity for this midweek dose of dumbness... Roach Infestation Cancels Trick-or-Treating in MI Neighborhood;  New Trend: Doing Your Make-Up So It Looks Like You Just Cried;  The "World's Dirtiest Man" Died Months After His 1st Bath in Decades;  A Mom Ordered a Halloween Decoration & Got a Sex Doll Instead;  Boxed Water Is Now Coming with Built-In Boxed Wine;  Owner found living in storage container with nearly 7-ft. alligator;  Mixing gold ions into whiskey can reveal its flavor. More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
49:53
November 02, 2022
A Horny Haunted House, A Breast-Feeding Nipple Malfunction, & A Horror Movie Pukefest
A Horny Haunted House, A Breast-Feeding Nipple Malfunction, & A Horror Movie Pukefest
Some people fantasize about making love to ghosts. Well, now there's a haunted house with some horny ghost ready to turn you on. Imagine getting your baby to finally "latch on" so you can breast feed...then have your nipple BREAK OFF! It happened to one very surprised mom. There's a gut gouging movie that has so much blood & gore theater-goers are puking their guts out & passing out in the aisles. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" says that it's causing so much buzz the box office profits are up 82%! There's plenty of grisly stupidity waiting in this week's episode... You Can Now Get Buried Alive & Dug Back Up for $57,000;  FL man arrested after planning to ‘start a war,’ deputies say;  A Thief Was Caught Stealing a 14-Ft. Skeleton in Broad Daylight;  A Guy Left Voicemails for a Hitman but Dialed the Wrong Number;  Barilla Pasta Sued for Being Made in Iowa, Not Italy;  Middle Schooler Arrested After Allegedly Giving Away $10,000 of Grandma’s Cash;  A Guy Tried to Sell His Ex-Girlfriend's Mom's Ashes to Get Money for Drugs;  A Man Retires as a Cop, & Starts a New Career as a Drug Dealer;  German climate activists douse Monet painting with mashed potatoes;  Woman stumbles across a ‘whale’s PENIS’ that washed up on the shore while visiting the beach–as mystery surrounds how it got there;  You Can Now Buy Your Horse $1,200 Sneakers;  PA Bowling Alley Hosting a 'Balls Out Naked Cosmic Bowling' Night;  Woman Says She Was Infected with STD After Janitor Took a Whiz in Her Water Bottle;  Artist Goes Viral For Tattooing Baby.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: I Know My New Job Will Impact My Dating Life!" & “Help! My Brother In Law Keeps Watching Rated 'R' Movies With My Nephew!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:31:16
October 29, 2022
Thai Power Rangers Rescue, Japanese Commode Crash, & Being Judged By A Bitch
Thai Power Rangers Rescue, Japanese Commode Crash, & Being Judged By A Bitch
S4E19 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Life imitates art at a Thai restaurant when the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers rescue a woman from an attacker. Oh the irony when a man from the Preservation Association demolishes a historic artifact in a Japanese Zen Buddhist temple--a 500 year old COMMODE. Incompetent men are getting judged by bitches...but not the ones you're thinking of. But if you're thinking of more stupidity, you'll find it in this episode... A Guy In PA Illegally Imported a Kangaroo, and Hid It in His Closet;  A Man Set His Shower Curtain on Fire...to Get His Visitors to Leave;  Father & Son Shoot at Random Person After Neighbor Drops off a Package at Their Home;  TX woman films herself getting gored by bison at state park;  Man Wins the Lottery with Numbers from His Truck's Broken Odometer;  A Woman Unleashed Bees on the Cops to Stop an Eviction.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
46:59
October 26, 2022
Sex Talk Over Dog Poop, Teen Squeaks From A Swallowed Doggie Toy, & Porn Goes Political
Sex Talk Over Dog Poop, Teen Squeaks From A Swallowed Doggie Toy, & Porn Goes Political
Having "The Talk" with your teen about sex is awkward enough, so why not have the talk while doing something awkward...like picking up poop from your dog? A typical 13-y/o was enjoying tantalizing his mom by chewing on a squeaky toy until his mom tried to grab it from him...and he swallowed the squeaker! Now even the ER staff is laughing. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has found a politician who has no chance of winning, so he had no objections to hiring an adult movie star to make a political PORN flick for his campaign. It couldn't have been more desperate...or stupid. Just like the rest of the examples you'll hear in this episode...  The 5 Rules for Surviving in a Stupid World;  Should All Cars Have a Feature That Prevents You from Speeding?/Other Annoying Things Cars Should Prevent Drivers from Doing;  A Mom Let Her 10-y/o Son Get a Tattoo;  Disney adult shoves Chewbacca, ruins kids’ day at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge;  A Radio Host Fainted on the Air While Confronting Her Fear of Spiders;  A Woman Got Scammed by a Guy Claiming to Be an Astronaut Who Needed Money to Get Back from the Space Station;  Busch Is Adding Another Exciting Beer...for Dogs;  PA Parks Officials Release Curious Statement About Bigfoot Warnings;  A Woman Had 23 Contact Lenses Stuck in Her Eye;  A Woman Got Caught Using a Stolen Credit Card, Because She Also Used Her Loyalty Card;  $400K Worth of Meth Was Found in Condoms...Stuffed Inside Pumpkins;  Man Shines Laser Pointer at Another Car…& Caused It to Crash Into Him;  Cops Caught a Thief After He Left His Severed Finger at the Crime Scene;  Roller Coasters Are Triggering the iPhone's Crash Detector & Calling 911.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: My Kid Won't Get Out of the Shower!" & “HELP! My Kid Won't Use a Toilet Seat!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:29:33
October 22, 2022
Illegal Use of Donuts, Super-Glued Bride's Ears, & Alcoholic Waffles
Illegal Use of Donuts, Super-Glued Bride's Ears, & Alcoholic Waffles
S4E17 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  A man gets arrested in NY for taking the "hunting" out of bear hunting with is use of donuts. A bride with elephant ears solves her appearance with Super Glue. Have you ever thought that the only thing about waffles is they don't get you drunk? That problem is now solved, thanks to Kellogg's. And if all this sounds stupid, well... there's more... A Wedding Argument Ended with a Car in a Golf Course Creek;  Man Clings to Back of Semi-Truck for 130 Miles;  A School Superintendent Was Charged with DUI After Crowd-Surfing at a High School Football Game;  Texas Pete hot sauce face lawsuit over product being made in NC;  16% of People Don't Use Deodorant Regularly;  An Unarmed Bank Robber In FL Pretended His Finger Was a Gun;  8 Skydivers Over 80 Execute Formation Above FL.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
50:30
October 19, 2022
Pythons In Your Pants, Humping The Shrub, & A Pebble Pecker Prank
Pythons In Your Pants, Humping The Shrub, & A Pebble Pecker Prank
If you're going to smuggle snakes into the country, do you think you could find a better way to do it besides stuffing them into your britches? One man couldn't. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", his lair in FL this week, will be relating a story of a frustrated Brit who has a woman-shaped shrub & men are so attracted to it, they are fornicating with it. He'll also tell of a story that's just now getting exposed about a popular UK soccer star who was very "well endowed" & had passed out from a hard night of partying. That's when his friend decided to use decorative marbles in the most phallic way possible. The stupidity is split 3 ways this week & also includes... White House Unveils Artificial Intelligence ‘Bill of Rights’ Plan;  A FL ‘Hometown of Tomorrow’ Kept Power on During Ian;  An Unwanted & Inhospitable Lighthouse Finally Sells;  A Wanted Fugitive Applied for a Job at a Police Station;  "Stranger Things" Halloween Display on Hold After Neighbor’s Complaint;  People Won't Stop 'Swatting' a Guy Because He Said Norm Macdonald Wasn't Funny…back in 2018;  Man told to get a hobby for his mental health goes out and buys 300 tarantulas;  IN Man Arrested for Swinging Machete at People on Walking Trail;  Man slapped after proposing with Ring Pop at Toronto Blue Jays game;  A MI Farm Got Caught Using 'Raw Human Waste' as Fertilizer;  Police Tase FL Man Who Was Using His Toddler as a Human Shield;  It’s Canned Water. And It’s Nearly a Unicorn;  STUDY: 7.4 million Brits masturbate when at work;  America's First Gourmet Restaurant for Dogs Just Opened.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: Have You Ever Tried A Happy Lamp?!" & “HELP: Am I Stuck In A Nora Ephron Movie?" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:30:42
October 15, 2022
Daycare Discipline A Real "Scream", Grape-Feeder Needed, & A Stolen $1,400 Diaper Bag
Daycare Discipline A Real "Scream", Grape-Feeder Needed, & A Stolen $1,400 Diaper Bag
S4E15 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  If you can't get daycare kids to behave, you have to get creative. But you don't have to put the brats in psychological trauma. If you're looking to work in the lap of luxury, there's a job waiting for you feeding grapes to people at a restaurant. If you're already living in the lap of luxury, don't leave your diaper bag sitting out where thieves can snatch it from your car. If you're satisfied with being in the seat of stupidity, you're in the right place because here's what's sitting here waiting for you to enjoy... Complimenting a Stranger is What We’d Most Like to Do in Public But Don’t Have the Guts;  Dish Network, Sling TV Quietly Dropped Disney Channels;  Airline explains why plane wing covered in duct tape after photo goes viral;  More Than Half of Americans Believe Aliens Probably Exist/Things Aliens Would Say If They Landed on Earth Today;  A Flight Attendant Stole an $8,000 Bracelet in the TSA Line;  A Woman Was Caught on Camera Stealing a Skeleton Arm;  Women in Neon Green Bodysuits Attack Teens on Manhattan Subway.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with the