The Ethical Slut Podcast

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An episode of The Ethical Slut Podcast

By Louise
Lovely Lusty Louise is my my name and preferred pronouns. I am on a journey where I’m curating my sexual experiences to release me from oppressive social norms. Ha ha! I am a self identified slut who loves philosophy and ethics. I’m testing the waters of free love, ethical non-monogamy, polyamory and beyondondondondond :-P
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How to be a fucking good ally
In this episode I answer and/or failed to answer some more questions posed by Mark a.k.a. redchilli from India
October 11, 2019
Sexy feminists
I have a call-in and I like it :-) this is a very scatterbrained episode so I hope I manage to pull it off ;-) thank you to redspice for calling in from India
October 6, 2019
Moving Me
Moving house today edited in random segments as a way of describing my random mind
September 22, 2019
Cocktown Down Under
Hear some Australian wildlife in the background while I catch you up on my life and have a little bit of a stoned ramble
September 12, 2019
Relationships Rundown
A lot of conversation but not much action if you’re looking for titillation. I have got lots of things going on and I do my best to fill you in on all the deets x
August 26, 2019
Nice dick bad attitude
A flurry of activity in my dating life for your entertainment
August 20, 2019
Beyond Slut Shaming
This episode I share a story about being slut shamed by a woman named Ruth who has a caravan on Airbnb who’s slut shamed me. This situation really had me circling the drain and I’m happy to say that this feeling has changed and I’m moving towards a positive outlook on life instead :-)
August 13, 2019
Fuck I’m so compassionate it hurts no really it hurts
I’ve got a lot of shit to deal with in my life. So much has been happening that I haven’t been here but I’m showing up this time to speak more philosophically about life so if you’re hoping for sex gossip this is not the episode for you big love to you all I appreciate you for listening.
August 7, 2019
Let’s talk about sex next time this episode is more around self actualisation with a shout out to singsong Saturday in musical form
July 31, 2019
I’m going away for three days so I can have some sexy times with a bunch of people. That’s right I’m finally going to fuck Jim the museum again and also have other intimate relations ;-)
July 20, 2019
Double InTinderMe
Trying out some different storytelling techniques inspired by a fellow Anchor station Tim Erinetta’s barrel of socks which I keep accidentally referring to as a podcast. Sorry Tim. I have a recording playing a song to a new romantic interest and some general life banter.
July 14, 2019
My pussy is like a soft leather glove over a robot hand
More humorous story than sexy anecdote this episode but since I didn’t put enough swear words like fuck and orgasm in my last episode title the numbers are low. this is a shame because last episode was very sex positive. You can still get titillated here darlings I just keep my feels for the end of the podcast if that stuff bores you.
July 6, 2019
Headjob History
Join me for a history of head jobs both giving and receiving. Give it a listen it doesn’t suck ;-)
July 2, 2019
Grab my boobs baby 😜
Mucking about with music and stories from my Sexcapades in Thailand with a shoutout to Rare Todd and Singsong Saturday on Anchor
June 23, 2019
Women who fuck Bad Boys
Some poetry about feeling ghoulishly horny as well as a level two burn of the Fryd Oreo Podcast’s recent episode on women being attracted assholes
June 16, 2019
Sluts Ahoy!
An unusually curated episode from the pirate queen of slackness 😗 but actually I am proud of this episode and I’m excited to be improving the quality of my broadcasts. That isn’t what this episode is about but have a listen and you’ll find out. Also, check out Diego McCloud on Anchor
June 12, 2019
Gimme some fucking sugar stat!
CuntSandra is waking up and has started singing
June 5, 2019
How do we stop ourselves from being screwed in a bad way as women?
June 3, 2019
Lover forgive me
A sleepy chat about relationships remorse and learning to become a better version of myself.
May 30, 2019
Skin Hungry or in other words really fucking horny and wanting cuddles
Starting to get more settled at my mum’s house. Spend some time with me out in the slightly windy back yard with the dog and in the sunshine on a beautiful day 💋
May 29, 2019
An I got fucked up update
I’ve heard back from the police and the wheels of bureaucracy are still turning hopefully in my favour. This recording is from the backyard of my mum’s place featuring Odie the dog.
May 28, 2019
Slut (or not so much) update
Eventually I’ll find a bed to fucking again but this one isn’t it. I spent the first night living at my mum and sisters place. I think it’s gonna be okay but I’ll keep you all up-to-date. Hugs and kisses
May 27, 2019
Fucking feelings
If you want to you can listen to me practice the ukulele sometimes well sometimes badly and talk some shit and have a bit of a cry and stuff.
May 26, 2019
Fuck the colonisers and the boats they came in on
Today is Sorry Day and the first day of Reconciliation Week and I sing masquerade and talk about the tendrils of whatever I had a relationship with my darling Darique and just a general update about where I’m living.
May 25, 2019
Fuck me dead I might be learning shit
What can you do when grief overwhelms you I think I have stumbled across a life hack. Also I’m starting to learn and grow from a deeply embedded dysfunctional behaviour. So yay... No really today is a better day.
May 24, 2019
I got my tits just kidding it is too cold my uke out for you darlings
Roar, Chocolate and Valium, various-coloured-eyed girl. Shoutout to Go listen to his station. I wouldn’t be here without him
May 22, 2019
Devil may care
I start with a whinge and break into song
May 22, 2019
Fuckin Cops mate 😮
A quick update outside the police station after making my initial report and statement.
May 21, 2019
It’s a Knock Out
I’m leaving the Anchor waves and definitely sorry babes I’ll love you forever. Check out my archives on LuLu Island
May 18, 2019
I’m a slut for pedantry
In this episode I am directly addressing John Hodgman from the judge John Hodgman podcast and I tell him why he’s wrong about birds and about the Marie Kondo tidying methodology.
May 11, 2019
Fucking Audacity
Somewhat of a longer ramble since it’s been a while and things have been up and down and down and out in my life since I last posted. More of a philosophical episode than a titillating one but I hope you enjoy it anyway. Lots of love 💋
May 7, 2019
Gripping the line between masochism and the divine in BDSM
On today’s episode I muse about being a sexually submissive person in love with a self identified Dom both in and out of the bedroom. I question whether these roles are fixed and whether they have their roots in truth or learned behaviour. Sometimes I am filled with such gratitude and other times I feel like I am starving for the full sexual experience I have tasted, liked, and want more of NOW.
April 18, 2019
In bed with MaDoona
A slightly discombobulated bronchial episode with a husky sensual voice that will hopefully make up for the dire lack of content.
April 16, 2019
Knowing how and when to love and other impossible things
This episode is a ethical slut and BirdTalk mashup where I discuss love, relationships, codependence, and my feels post holiday.
April 6, 2019
Sexercise Therapy
This day has been a bad trip but this new functioning body and mind are thanks to therapeutic Seixersise. Thanks of course to the Feldenkrais method and my boyfriend Damian Black my body is coping 😅
April 1, 2019
Slut update last days in LA
In bed with Damien Black in Long beach Los Angeles
March 27, 2019
Bad in bed LA
I have a little bit of time left on my holiday but I’m dropping in to give you a wave hello ramble from my bed with interjections from Damien F Black
March 24, 2019
Holy fucking Harmon (in The Drawing Room)
I’m in a dive bar across from Dan Harmon... from a bunch of shit that I don’t care about other than his podcast Harmontown. A place I thought I belonged but was shunned from twice or thrice I dunno I’m bad at math. Besides it doesn’t matter because I’m with the lovely Gioy HaHa xxxxx
March 18, 2019
Suckin dick can be so much fun 😮
Ethical slut on location in LA in a Anchor convention mind blowing and cock sucking.
March 17, 2019
Oops. Too busy fucking to podcast
Yeah this is me crapping on again but hey I made some cool shit with Maria Humphries from Strong Body Strong Soul so go and check her shit out and come and listen to me I have a bit of a ramble if you feel like it otherwise go fuck yourself just kidding I love you hugs and kisses
March 13, 2019
LALaLuLu episode Uno
Hello darlings I finally got off my arse to say hello and speak to you from my Airbnb in Los Angeles, California! Just a bit of a ramble really but I’m sending you my love :-)
March 9, 2019
Movin out Shaky Town
Guys I’m so tired from moving out of my house I can’t even do a description but I love you and I thank you for listening to my story.
February 27, 2019
Some diiiiick
I’m off on holidays to LA soon to fuck Damien Black’s brains out and him mine... but first! I must move out of my home of 19 years. Holy fuck guys this is epic.
February 26, 2019
I’m virtually having sex but soon it will be in the Flesh
I’m coming in... I mean coming to LA in less than three weeks from now 😮 so excited to fuck... I mean meet Damien Black
February 16, 2019
Shaved head in bed with dread
Naked waiting waiting waiting
February 7, 2019
Sexual release in BDSM
Talking with Master Okami from the gasm podcast about how the submissive space can be liberating and even healing.
February 3, 2019
The morning after
Talking through how the sex went last night with polyamorous Chris. Side note: He’s got a big dick.
January 25, 2019
Ice blow jobs and bird politics
Having a ramble with my birds so warning to people with sensitive hearing as there are loud bad squawks in this episode. Take a listen if you’re interested in finding out how to give a safe ice blow job.
January 18, 2019
Sexcapades chronicles: blowjobs
Catchup and learning how to give a good blow job. Trigger warning for the second half I’m eating frozen grapes. Also explicit sex talk.
January 13, 2019
Sexcapades story time
I tell stories where I had interesting sex when on a hall pass in Thailand in my past long-term relationship
January 10, 2019
Cock fights and hair pulling during sex
The host of the GASM podcast suggested I tell the story of when I really enjoyed having my hair pulled during sex so here it is.
January 7, 2019
Sex workers and The Girlfriend Experience
My good friend Trudy from the UndiesFunded Podcast share her experience in the sex industry and how she helped young workers from being exploited. We talk shit and have a laugh too.
December 30, 2018
Sex pixies and science
A rambel about the weird ways science frames things and how I am trying to understand my own sexuality. Also I give a great tip to feeling less stressed towards your smart phone as well as some ideas about how science might make ignorance more interesting.
December 20, 2018
My night with a Cambodian sex king
After I talk through some of my life feels I recount the story of a crazy night on a small island in Cambodia where the island sex King seduced me...
December 11, 2018
When Cybersex goes Bad
As well as shedding some light on the different ways I logistically go about having cybersex I also tell the story of the time I got my consent overridden by somebody who thought letting his mum remotely control my sex toy was funny.
December 5, 2018
Slut update and Love Addiction
I let you in on my current paramours and ramble about love addiction too. Love you xxx
December 3, 2018
Hello darling sluts
Life update with background yard work lol
November 19, 2018
Love to my Haters
If you hate me and you’re listening I love you because your number on my stats makes me wet.
November 8, 2018
Happy Sexcapades
I’m tired but happy in my life.
October 26, 2018
‘ships Ahoy!
Want to hear me ramble about my relationships? Then listen :-)
October 9, 2018
Me and my vibrator
An update on my love life, a teaser for some polyamory paradigm changes, and am orchestra of vibrations.
October 5, 2018
Sexytimes and the feminist divide
Oh fuck! I wanna be IntoSexual but instead I'm holding the baby on what it means to be a feminist who either is or isnt Intersectional. Fast forward to where I talk about fucking if that stuff is too heavy for ya
September 23, 2018
Sharesies 💖
What else can we do to have harmonious relationships other than boundaries rules and agreements? This ethical slut claims you can give people clues on how to get what they want out of you and everyone can feel the love.
September 8, 2018
Get your love together
Can we ever truly have a selves together in order to be worthy already for love? I say nay but do it anyway x
September 2, 2018
Orgasm troubles
While my life is now a sex buffet (with two relationships and two lovers) I seem to be unable to feel full....
August 21, 2018
Patriarchal Gaslighting Song
I’ve got the blues about trying figure out what to do about getting my ideological knickers in a knot. Because I’m not in one seemingly strongly mind camp or another when it comes to the main branches of what I perceive to be current day feminist ideology. So where the fuck do I start with ethics of being a slut when I can’t get a handle on the ethics of being a woman? I sing about it.
August 7, 2018
Propper Poly Now but How
I am now in two polyamorous relationships so golly me I am now officially polyamorous. But just to say find one kind of identity I am confused about how I fit into polyamory culture given that I seem to see things differently than I have heard about so far.
August 6, 2018
Slurry in a Hurry
This is a podcast about my journey of learning how to be safe while six positive also while being an ethical person with my others and people in the world. No biggie really… Also a big shout out to Janet Hardy who wrote the book the ethical slut and I’m totally stealing from her and in this episode I explain why
August 2, 2018
Let’s Fuck Like Movie Stars
Teehee misleading title kinda because this episode does contain the song Let’s Fuck Like Movie Stars at the end of the episode but in between is unpacking ethical sluttery
July 31, 2018
Shaved balls and all
Sexcapades reveaked. What else is there to say but some searchable sexy stuff like hmmm... porn polyamory ethical nonmonogomy slut whore (unpaid) pussy comedy ethics
July 30, 2018
Maiden Voyage
Come Sail the sexy seas with me my sweeties. I’m a slut who is passionate about ethics and I’m here to talk about getting into polyamory and falling into this new age of sex after 17 years of monogamy like Alice through the Rabbit hole pun intended :-)
July 30, 2018
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