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The Distorted Cosmos

The Distorted Cosmos

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The Distorted Cosmos - The Plan

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The FTX of Business
I’m tired
09:23
June 04, 2022
Chasing My Dreams
It's a car ride episode
13:50
May 27, 2022
Ms Diamond Larry aka @rosetherapyx Full Episode *Youtube Version*
Today, we have Ms. Diamond with us today. She is an amazing ball of fire and energy! We don't have got experience things alone.    #MentalHealth   Follow her on IG @rosetherapyx and her website is https://www.estherandrosecreations.com  For more basic business tips, reach out to ADE.Management21@gmail.com   Manifest your reality!   www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
42:39
May 21, 2022
The Distorted Cosmos - Ms. Diamond Larry aka @rosetherapyx Full Podcast
Today, we have Ms. Diamond with us today. She is an amazing ball of fire and energy!  We don't have got experience things alone.    #MentalHealth   Follow her on IG @rosetherapyx and her website is https://www.estherandrosecreations.com  For more basic business tips, reach out to ADE.Management21@gmail.com   Manifest your reality!   www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
40:05
May 20, 2022
Pour Into Yourself
The full Episode Will be released Friday!  Today, we have Ms. Diamond with us today. She is an amazing ball of fire and energy! We don't have got experience things alone.   #Mental Health  Follow her on IG @rosetherapyx and her website is https://www.estherandrosecreations.com
01:54
May 20, 2022
The Distorted Cosmos Diamond Larry AKA @RoseTherapyX *Youtube Version*
Today, we have Ms. Diamond with us today. She is an amazing ball of fire and energy! We don't have got experience things alone.   #Mental Health  Follow her on IG @rosetherapyx and her website is https://www.estherandrosecreations.com
01:18
May 19, 2022
Life with the Wife
Tonight, my wife Mrs. Hines decided to make a stop by the show.  Check her out on Instagram @Hines_360 
15:26
May 14, 2022
Chit Chatting
I dropped a video podcast called "A day late and a dolla short" So i had to follow up with this to be sure things went right! Life has been crazy but it's all about how you execute things. This week got the best of me but it's learning and accomplishments!  For more basic business tips, reach out to ADE.Management21@gmail.com   Manifest your reality!  www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
03:45
May 08, 2022
A day late and a dolla short *Youtube Version*
Life has been crazy but it's all about how you execute things. This week got the best of me but it's learning and accomplishments!  For more basic business tips, reach out to ADE.Management21@gmail.com   Manifest your reality!  www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
05:38
May 08, 2022
The Full Episode with @WhitVonC
Ms. Whitney aka @WhitVonC on all social media platforms, blessed the podcast with a wealth of knowledge.  IG: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeautycosmetics  Facebook: Whitney von Cheatham || Adrenaline Beauty TikTok: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeauty  Email: WhitVonC@gmail.com www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
26:28
April 29, 2022
Content Creation w/ WhitVonC
Ms. Whitney aka @WhitVonC on all social media platforms, blessed the podcast with a wealth of knowledge. IG: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeautycosmetics  Facebook: Whitney von Cheatham || Adrenaline Beauty TikTok: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeauty Email: WhitVonC@gmail.com www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
03:04
April 28, 2022
Be Coachable w/ @WhitVonC
Ms. Whitney aka @WhitVonC on all social media platforms, blessed the podcast with a wealth of knowledge. IG: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeautycosmetics  Facebook: Whitney von Cheatham || Adrenaline Beauty TikTok: @WhitVonC || @adrenalinebeauty Email: WhitVonC@gmail.com www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
03:09
April 27, 2022
How To Accomplishing Goals
This is a quick breakdown of how to accomplish goals by using skills that your employers use against you.  Visit www.TheDistortedCosmos.com for more #Podcast and #Blog posts
05:35
April 23, 2022
All White Party April 23rd in Dallas TX!
All White Party!  April 23rd 10pm - 2pm at the Sidebar in Dallas Tx!    Grown and Sexy vibes and we gonna be turned up in the section!    #ProblemSolver Thats what I do! Let me solve your problems so DM me on IG or email me at TheDistortedCosmosPodcast@gmail.com   Check my website for more up to date content!  www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
06:48
April 23, 2022
Family Talk
This week the audio is a bit off but we working baby!! 
37:40
April 16, 2022
The All White Party April 23rd!!
Come out to the Sidebar and chill with @StonerLD and the entire city of Dallas! Its gonna be live!
35:39
April 09, 2022
Change Your Mindset
Plato was one of the OG's in philosophy and one of his key pieces of advice was "Change your mindset" so I created a illustrations. 
04:24
April 02, 2022
Just Be Happy
Visit www.TheDistortedCosmos.com for more information and events. 
08:36
March 26, 2022
The Snore 😴
Listen to the snore that I’m sure will get my ass kicked! Limited time episode! 🤣
01:09
March 25, 2022
Seeking Investors for the Future
On this episode, I break down how I would look for deals. This is a high level over view and shouldn't be used at legal advice but it shows how the process goes. If you are interested in investing with me, please email me at TheDistortedCosmosPodcast@gmail.com or visit www.TheDistortedCosmos.com
14:56
March 19, 2022
Reflecting On Me
www.TheDistortedCosmos.com for updated Blogs and more. Today, the medications just took my down but it's apart of the journey. Stay Tuned.
09:17
March 05, 2022
Viral Friday! Shits Crazy!
I went viral because these kids looked like they were up to no good but in all actuality, they were trying to get a ball.. Shit could have went left! We all, even one of the kids mom, agreed that they should have went to the front door and asked before trespassing.  Big Putin got his bag cut (sanctioned) and he still invaded Ukraine. More to come on that! This weeks therapy card: "What did you learn about emotion growing up? Identify how these lessons heave helped you and hurt you."
07:36
February 26, 2022
My Therapy Cards
These cards are exactly what you need to break the ice with your teens and even open up some of your own doors.
07:19
February 19, 2022
Chit Chat on a Friday
Just a quick Chat here on this lovely Friday. Sick and all!!   Referral Links for Free Stocks below!   #Webull https://a.webull.com/8XVgcbZDcNsjCw6NWF (Free stocks)   #Stash https://get.stash.com/etorianavsfe (Free stocks)  #Instagram https://instagram.com/the_distorted_cosmos?utm_medium=copy_link  #Website for #SponsoredItems  www.TheDistortedCosmos.com and also don't forget to check out my #Blog on the website as well.    Want to be my sponsor? Contact me via the email below. #Email: TheDistortedCosmosPodcast@gmail.com  #Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_distorted_cosmos/ This information is meant for motivational use. Please seek professional help if you are suffering from any issue.
07:09
February 12, 2022
Change Is Upon Us
Its Friday, Feb 4, 2022. In Dallas TX, We are snowed in and it's been a problem. Visit www.TheDistortedCosmos.com to read more blog post and show your support. 
05:25
February 05, 2022
The Distorted Cosmos - The Plan
"The odds will always favor the man with A PLAN." #ZaidAbdelnour  #Website for #SponsoredItems  www.TheDistortedCosmos.com and also don't forget to check out my #Blog on the website as well. Its near the bottom of the page,   #Email: TheDistortedCosmosPodcast@gmail.com  #Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_distorted_cosmos/
04:44
January 29, 2022
In the Life Of Maiya D
Ms. Maiya Dixon, the "Gym Rat" graces us on the podcast today to talk about her ventures and a little about life.  Even with technical difficulties, we still pulled it though.   For more information on Maiya, feel free to click the link below! https://linktr.ee/MaiyaDixon
01:05:35
January 29, 2022
The Distorted Cosmos W: Paul Huff Starting A Lawn Business
Today I spoke with Paul Huff, formerly known as SFC Huff. He now owns A+ Lawn Service serving the #Killeen and surrounding area. His contact info is 254-462-8634. Leave a message and he will take care of your all your lawn needs.   #Website for #Sponsored #hat:  https://s6coffee.com/products/the-distorted-cosmos-hat?_pos=1&_sid=bb0e74f93&_ss=r  #Email: TheDistortedCosmosPodcast@gmail.com   #Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_distorted_cosmos/  **This information is meant for motivational use. Please seek professional help if you are suffering from any issue.**
23:32
January 25, 2022
November Update
Staying in contact with you all for the future projects.
07:42
November 09, 2021
A New Era
Quick update. @The_distorted_cosmos @S6Coffee and Www.S6Coffee.com
10:46
May 14, 2021
Quick Chat
Thank you all again for tuning in! I love it here! The IG is @The_Distorted_Cosmos and the cash App is @TheDistorteCosmos all one word! Thanks for your donations and continued support. Be blessed and I love you!
12:01
December 03, 2020
Chill Vibes with Ms. Fuselier
Her @ on IG is @Ms.fuselier and she was the lucky winner of the WaistBead contest! She shares with us her point of view on a few topics and was over all super chilled! Let us know on IG how y’all feeling!
38:48
November 21, 2020
After the Blue Moon *Best Part: The last minute*
November 5th was a tough day but it’s been better than most. In 2008, I returned from Korea and was in a mass shooting in FT. Hood Texas. Every year leading up to this, I get anxiety because I remember that on November 5th, 2008, i could have lost my life. Rest In Peace to those victims.
21:09
November 07, 2020
The Bloom of Life
RIP Kirk D. You will truly be missed. Today’s podcast I express that you should tell the ones you love and cherish how you feel. You never know when you won’t be able too. Having a skill is super important. Learn something that you can use to further yourself if need be. The world is changing so I’m learning about the levels of consciousness by looking into the bloom of life, fruit of life and so much more. Getting to the basics will help you progress forward.
23:48
October 25, 2020
Welcome to the Cosmos.. Pt. 2
This is going to be my new set up for this season! This is my Cosmos and you will get to hear how I would reach to problems of today’s World 🌎. I wanna say thank you to @S6_Coffee for the #Crystal #WaistBeads and #follow us on IG @The_Distorted_Cosmos and let me know what’s on ya minds. #DMME
19:53
October 16, 2020
Pre-Workout Rant Trailer
This is a snippet of what’s at store! Go check out on streaming platforms! Also follow me on IG @The_Distorted_Cosmos
01:20
October 06, 2020
Pre-Workout Rant from 10/5
This podcast got cut short due to previous arrangements (the day job that I can’t quit yet). This one talks about stimulus, the government and living within your means but still enjoying yourself!
15:56
October 06, 2020
One minute meditation with my singing bowl
This is just me showing off! I got a singing bowl and i’m going to be using the shit out of it!! Enjoy!
01:11
October 02, 2020
The Fisherman
Today quick story is about decision making. When you know you have power to over come others, do you always take that opportunity? And if you do, then what? The Snake Vs The Fisherman.
10:12
October 01, 2020
Walking Thoughts *WaistBead Giveaway*
As I workout, i talk about triggers. After that I rant on about fitness, stimulus checks and a few more things.
18:51
September 30, 2020
IYKYL *WaistBead Giveaway*
*If You Know, You Know” This is a very common term that’s used by millennials throughout the past few years. In this podcast, I drop a few business Tips and encourage you to seek professional help from those who know about their field! Get you a CPA for money and tax questions. This episode also holds the keyword for the waist bead give away. Check the post on the #IG page 👉🏾 @The_Distorted_Cosmos or use the hashtag (#️⃣) “#TheDistortedCosmos when you think of me during a post or what ever!
32:32
September 29, 2020
Say her name #BreonnaTaylor
We need reformation for the systematic systems that are full of loopholes. A system that’s based off a document that was drafted during a time where black people were not considered human. America, the land of the Free and the home of the brave. Free is a bit out of context.
23:45
September 26, 2020
Mind Walking
Take a trip into my mind. Hopefully you can see what I’m describing..
16:43
September 23, 2020
Morning Drive
Wanna hear me ramble on the economy? How about stimulus checks? Are you being affected this global pandemic? Are your chakras blocked? Depressed? All this and more are discussed in the Cosmos this morning!
35:22
September 19, 2020
The psychedelic Rant
Check out @The_Distorted_Cosmos for the waist bead give away. #IfYouNeedHelp go get the help! Go see a doctor. Go see a specialist in that field! Enjoy the me telling you bout my fiend and her family and about my other fiend and her psychedelic trips.
34:37
September 19, 2020
Lyric Breakdown of Bigger by Beyoncé
Beyoncé has a song called Bigger. It’s powerful in my eyes but the universe said I was giving too much away and cut it short 😭😭 my apologies but that’s how it worked out sooo yeah *Shrugs*
15:21
September 11, 2020
The Anomaly
In this podcast I describe briefly why I think I’m an anomaly. I also go into my crystals selection that I’m wearing. Don’t forget to follow me on IG @The_Distorted_Cosmos
29:01
September 11, 2020
Pillow Talking
What’s your porn search history like?!? If your unhappy in your situation, seek help and leave! Be kind to your peeps. Follow me on IG @The_Distorted_Cosmos
22:32
September 10, 2020
The aftermath of Hurricane Laura
I’m currently dispatched to help communications in Louisiana after the hurricane.
07:56
September 03, 2020
Catching Up and Good Deeds
*WARNING* The audio is a bit off on this one but you all get it right? I go over the weekend and being creative for your children during this pandemic. I also go over good deeds and good karma, “Put into the universe what you want back”. Drink water, drive on!
12:52
August 31, 2020
Car Ride Stories
The audio is a little crappy but I’ll was in traffic and decided to give you all a story about my experiences in the Army.
20:30
August 28, 2020
The lessons of life!
Even through our toughest of times, there IS a lesson to learned. In this podcast episode I go over a few examples of learning something new. Rather that’s with people, experiences, religion, race or sexuality. Just be a decent human, is that so hard? Enjoy my twisted mind!
17:28
August 27, 2020
Lunch Time Rant
This episode I go over the topic of American Airline laying off 17,500 employees. I also go over stimulus checks and Andrew Yangs idea on UBI (Universal Basic Income) and automation, evictions and more. On the spiritual side, I discuss manifestation. This episode briefly goes over what a few manifestations look like.
18:01
August 25, 2020
Enter the Distorted Cosmos
This is a basic intro of Mr. E, the host of The Distorted Cosmos. In this short trailer your just get to get to know a few things about Mr. E. Spirituality, spiritual awakenings, Crystals, politic, sexuality and other things that your imagination can think up!
03:34
August 25, 2020