Every Actor Ever

Cor blimey, gov! This week we're hopping "across the pond" to break down the filmography of the United Kingdom's longest actor, Keira Knightley, innit! I'd listen to the episode meself, but I'm afraid a chav done nicked me mobile!

The Bayou Bois are back once again to break down the illustrious television career of their mother, Laura Dern. I said thank yooooooouuuuuu!!!!!

Also, ACAB. Here are some things you should know about.

Two white people talk about the whitest actor of all time, Laura Dern. Anyway, black lives matter, fuck the police. 

Here are some important resources that don't have anything to do with Laura Dern. 

Climb inside our giant fur coat while we chat about Jenny from the Block herself, Jennifer Lopez! She’s a singer, she’s a dancer, she’s an actress, she's a stripper, she’s Selena, she’s a child psychologist who can enter the mind of comatose serial killers. Is there anything J. Lo can’t do?

This week we’re jacking into our avatars and diving deep into the career of science fiction queen Sigourney Weaver! Do you think we spend more time talking about Ghostbusters, or about the 2017 film The Assignment? The answer may surprise you, or not, if you’ve ever met us.

Someone call the horny police, because today we're talking about Ryan Gosling! Join us as we break down Baby Goose's career, from his beginnings as a boat paddling heartthrob to his later career pivot to a car driving heartthrob.

It's our first step in our journey to chronicle the careers of every actor ever, and we drew the PERFECT actor for our first time: Denzel Washington. King Kong ain't got shit on this podcast!