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Everything Reviewed

Everything Reviewed

By Joey Bergren & Justin Sherman

Comedians Joey Bergren and Justin Sherman review everything - literally everything - on a scale of one to ten. They also goof off, make noises, and crack each other up while deciding whether or not “snow” deserves an eight or nine. From topics as small as sinks to topics as big as werewolves, they will leave no stone unturned, no idea undisputed, no topic unreviewed.
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Everything ReviewedNov 21, 2019

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HIATUS
Nov 10, 202215:44
RAIN

RAIN

TODAY, ON THE POD: the clouds are spreading and the Lord is crying his sweet tears as we sport our galoshes and review RAIN. We talk about that wet, slippery goodness from the sky and its many side effects, but we also find time to workshop a few new characters like Sleepy Joker and Font Therapist, we sing Foot Juice, and we pitch our new action film where our heroes do the impossible: kill God.

Nov 03, 202242:48
BARS

BARS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We're going on down to the old watering hole and grabbing a bev down at today's topic: BARS. We talk about bars with secret entrances, losing credit cards, and we play our greatest hits: sex ed talk (again), bad date stories (again), and debating Almond Joys vs Mounds (again)!

Oct 27, 202246:46
HORSES

HORSES

TODAY, ON THE POD: Neigh. Winnie. Brrr. Just a couple of the sounds you might recognize coming from today's topic: HORSES. Do we like them? Guess. We also talk about quoting movies too much in high school, fat chickens, and most importantly of all, eating a horse. Thank you listener and friend Steph for the suggestion!
Oct 20, 202237:31
SANDWICHES

SANDWICHES

TODAY, ON THE POD: we split our buns open and bring in the cold cuts as we talk about those delicious meals between slices of bread, SANDWICHES. We go over the big chains and their fancy toasting machines, but also talk about the name Kiefer, getting bread bowls delivered, Desert Bush, and settling the great Creamy vs. Crunchy debate once and for all. Alright, have fun, be safe in there. Don't do anything we wouldn't do.

Oct 13, 202243:56
HARRY STYLES feat. Coley Bergren

HARRY STYLES feat. Coley Bergren

TODAY, ON THE POD: We've got long time listener, first time guest, bonafide TikTok star, and sister of the pod COLEY BERGREN (@coleybergren) to discuss her favorite former One Direction pop star, HARRY STYLES. We get into his albums and song meanings, Don't Worry Darling, and where we're at with him now, as well as serious topics like dads yelling on road trips, schools losing power, and dinosaurs taking tests. This ep will have you yelling "BUDDY!" and that's a guarantee. Alright, catch you later!

Oct 06, 202256:49
SATURDAY

SATURDAY

TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk starbucks bathroom codes, college football refs, and firefighter magazines as we review SATURDAY! Alright, thanks.

Sep 29, 202229:17
RED LOBSTER feat. Steven Haas
Sep 22, 202251:48
QUEEN

QUEEN

TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk corgis, Freddy Mercury, and Kottonmouth Kings member THE Dirtball in our review of QUEEN! Enjoy. 

Sep 15, 202231:35
EXCLAMATION POINTS

EXCLAMATION POINTS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk mullet babies, lazy batman and getting kicked out of funeral as we review EXCLAMATION POINTS! Enjoy. 

Sep 08, 202236:45
RADIO feat. Alyssa Sabo
Sep 01, 202253:23
LOADING

LOADING

TODAY, ON THE POD: Grab a soda and pull up a chair, because we've got trash bandwidth and this might take a while. Today, we're LOADING. And we're bringing along our hit cast of characters: Dr. Monkey, Boo Radley, Baby with Bad Eyes, and a selection of famous Hollywood street racers! Get in there and enjoy.

Aug 25, 202246:30
ERRANDS

ERRANDS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ERRANDS! And also discuss craft service items, Boys Meets World podcast and our new production company "Shit Beach". Thanks to Fudge Maker Josh for the suggestion! Enjoy. 

Aug 18, 202237:11
PERFECT

PERFECT

TODAY, ON THE POD: Buckle up (like Joe Show does some episodes) and get ready for a night record as we discuss Simple Plan, building an outfit out of tree bark, and Joey's big Harvard speech during our review of PERFECT! Enjoy. 

Aug 11, 202234:46
PARKS feat. Felix Quinata

PARKS feat. Felix Quinata

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome musician FELIX QUINATA (@felixquinata) to review PARKS! We talk bee tag, overseas crime and his new single "LA" out now! Enjoy.

Listen here - LA by Felix Quinata

Watch the music video here - LA Music Video directed by friend of the pod Tanner "Barnabus" Vonnahme (@tannervonnahme) 



Aug 04, 202201:09:49
COCOMELON feat. John Paul Green

COCOMELON feat. John Paul Green

TODAY, ON THE POD: The return of actor/comedian/father/husband JOHN PAUL GREEN! And he's not just hanging out, he's also discussing Clayton Kershaw, Dad Fights, his stand up debut and the topic of the hour.. COCOMELON! Enjoy. 

(Follow John Paul Green @JohnPaulGreen on Twitter)

Jul 28, 202258:09
SCRATCHES
Jul 21, 202246:32
GEEKS

GEEKS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We discuss bozos, nerds, pipsqueaks and most importantly GEEKS! Get in there to hear us sing, laugh and cry??? No, we always edit the crying out, but we DID leave in a preview to our new Sleeping App and our Shark Tank business pitches. Alright, have a good one and thanks for clicking and listening.  

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@EveryReviewPod on Twitter 

Jul 14, 202243:30
BOATS

BOATS

TODAY, ON THE POD: Toot toot, all aboard, we're shipping off to sea as we review BOATS. If you look off the starboard side, you'll see a senior citizen production of Pocahontas, and you can also catch a glimpse of a fish with stellar teeth just off the port bow. Alright, hope you're having a nice Thursday. We love you.

Jul 07, 202246:19
TURTLES

TURTLES

TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk Remember The Titans, Zombie Jon, and our new friend Beefy Jerky arms as we review TURTLES! Tune in to hear our new TV show pilot idea(s) mixed in with the legendary "I Like Turtles" boy. Did that make sense? It will when you listen. Goodbye and goodnight. Thank you.  

Jun 30, 202240:23
PLEASE

PLEASE

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review PLEASE! We talk being Midwest Nice, taking a dog to church and sing about our horse Jelly Hooves.. Enjoy! 

Jun 23, 202246:46
NOISE

NOISE

TODAY ON THE POD: We review NOISE! We make noise, as we always do, and talk about squirrels playing football, Kilamanjaro, and we start our new spin-off show, The Mobcast! Great, thanks.

Jun 16, 202250:58
BAGELS feat. Nick Skardarasy

BAGELS feat. Nick Skardarasy

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome comedian NICK SKARDARASY (@nickskardarasy) to review BAGELS! We talk Al Pacino, Shrek and ice cold quiche. Enjoy! (SPOILER ALERT: Justin's car is very loud and he is sorry) Ok, have a good one. 

Jun 09, 202201:03:13
SHOP

SHOP

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review SHOP! In other words, we talk The Beatles, Charlie Buckets in-bed grandparents and sing songs we made up ON THE SPOT. Wow, what a journey this episode is. Better get started. Ok have a good one.

Jun 02, 202242:36
HUMONGOUS feat. Sam Elhindi

HUMONGOUS feat. Sam Elhindi

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome writer/actor SAM ELHINDI (@samelhindi) to review HUMONGOUS. We talk about milk, fast food, bacon...Actually, come to think of it, we almost only discuss food. But hey, food can be humongous! We also discuss movies from 2002 and get a taste of some new impressions!

Follow Sam on IG at @samelhindi and on TikTok at @sam_elhindi. He's making good stuff. Okay, great.

May 26, 202201:17:45
WILD

WILD

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review WILD. Listen in as we talk about pirates, parrots, and doctors shaving our #2's. Enjoy! 

May 19, 202252:38
GARAGES feat. Carolyn Klarecki

GARAGES feat. Carolyn Klarecki

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome writer/director/comedian CAROLYN KLARECKI to review GARAGES! We discuss snowmobiles, random limos, and how you pronounce "Calendar". It's a real good time. Follow Carolyn @carolynklarecki on Instagram and Twitter! Ok, that's all. Have a good one. 

May 12, 202201:08:11
FOREARMS

FOREARMS

WARNING: TODAY, ON THE POD: We get GRAPHIC (we talked about poop) during our review of FOREARMS! Enjoy as we talk about Popeye The Sailor, substitute teachers and a cloud we see floating by. 

May 05, 202238:49
GETTING HACKED feat. Chase O'Donnell

GETTING HACKED feat. Chase O'Donnell

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome comedian CHASE O'DONNELL to review GETTING HACKED! After her Instagram was hacked just a couple days before, Chase comes on the pod to speak out against hackers everywhere. We talk friends from high school, roommates dogs, and pie scented candles (Village Inn Collection). Follow Chase @chase_odonnell on twitter and IG (once she gets her account back from the loser who needed influencer votes). Alright, enjoy! 

Apr 28, 202259:19
THIN WALLS feat. Rob Smallwood

THIN WALLS feat. Rob Smallwood

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back ROB SMALLWOOD (@robby_smalls on IG) to review THIN WALLS! We talk sundresses, haunted cars, and locking yourself out of the apartment. Buckle up, this episode is a wild one.
Apr 21, 202252:26
HUSTLE CULTURE feat. Kevin Bartelt

HUSTLE CULTURE feat. Kevin Bartelt

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back KEVIN BARTELT (@kevinjbartelt) to review HUSTLE CULTURE. Dive deep into discussion about Gary Vee, carwashes and zoo's to get a better idea on what hustle culture really is! Enjoy. 

Apr 14, 202252:13
ROOF

ROOF

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ROOF! Enjoy. And also, hello down there. CMT Awards here we come.

Apr 07, 202238:38
STATES feat. Devin Lytle

STATES feat. Devin Lytle

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back DEVIN LYTLE (@devlytle) to review STATES! Enjoy. 

Mar 31, 202259:24
REUBEN

REUBEN

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review REUBEN! Enjoy. 

(Shoutout, Alex, for the suggestion #SaltLakeCityReuben) 

Mar 24, 202241:00
MULTIPLE

MULTIPLE

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MULTIPLE! Enjoy.

Mar 17, 202244:10
JINGLES

JINGLES

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review JINGLES (but just a couple of them). Enjoy! 

Mar 10, 202231:25
REFEREES feat. Kazeem Rahman
Mar 03, 202251:24
CATCH

CATCH

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review CATCH! Enjoy.

Feb 24, 202238:15
MONTH

MONTH

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MONTH! Enjoy. 

Feb 17, 202237:29
LONG feat. Mike Perkins

LONG feat. Mike Perkins

TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back comedian MIKE PERKINS (@mikeperkins_) to review LONG! Enjoy.

Feb 10, 202201:02:03
BACKPACK

BACKPACK

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review BACKPACK. Enjoy! 

Feb 03, 202247:15
BOYS

BOYS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review BOYS! Enjoy. Also, sorry. 

Jan 27, 202244:36
DINKY

DINKY

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review DINKY! Folks, we're sorry. 

Jan 20, 202237:58
TICKLE

TICKLE

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review TICKLE! Enjoy.

Jan 13, 202232:45
FANCY

FANCY

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review FANCY! Welcome to 2022. Enjoy the ride. 

Jan 06, 202231:27
MIDNIGHT

MIDNIGHT

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MIDNIGHT! Enjoy. 

Dec 31, 202131:59
DEALS

DEALS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review DEALS! Enjoy.

Dec 23, 202130:10
ROBOTS

ROBOTS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ROBOTS! 

Dec 16, 202138:31
CHRISTMAS MUSIC

CHRISTMAS MUSIC

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review CHRISTMAS MUSIC! Enjoy. 

Dec 09, 202130:38
GLASS

GLASS

TODAY, ON THE POD: We review GLASS!

(Thank you for the suggestion, Eloise!!!)

Dec 02, 202130:46