Everything Reviewed
By Joey Bergren & Justin Sherman
Everything ReviewedMay 16, 2019
HIATUS
TODAY, ON THE POD: So long for now. We're shifting priorities and stepping back from the pod a bit. But we'll be back! In the meantime, new content, new sketches, new funnies on the way. Stick with us: @everythingreviewedpodcast @justin_sherman @joeybergren. Please, above all else: be happy, be safe, and know that we love you.
RAIN
TODAY, ON THE POD: the clouds are spreading and the Lord is crying his sweet tears as we sport our galoshes and review RAIN. We talk about that wet, slippery goodness from the sky and its many side effects, but we also find time to workshop a few new characters like Sleepy Joker and Font Therapist, we sing Foot Juice, and we pitch our new action film where our heroes do the impossible: kill God.
BARS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We're going on down to the old watering hole and grabbing a bev down at today's topic: BARS. We talk about bars with secret entrances, losing credit cards, and we play our greatest hits: sex ed talk (again), bad date stories (again), and debating Almond Joys vs Mounds (again)!
HORSES
SANDWICHES
TODAY, ON THE POD: we split our buns open and bring in the cold cuts as we talk about those delicious meals between slices of bread, SANDWICHES. We go over the big chains and their fancy toasting machines, but also talk about the name Kiefer, getting bread bowls delivered, Desert Bush, and settling the great Creamy vs. Crunchy debate once and for all. Alright, have fun, be safe in there. Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
HARRY STYLES feat. Coley Bergren
TODAY, ON THE POD: We've got long time listener, first time guest, bonafide TikTok star, and sister of the pod COLEY BERGREN (@coleybergren) to discuss her favorite former One Direction pop star, HARRY STYLES. We get into his albums and song meanings, Don't Worry Darling, and where we're at with him now, as well as serious topics like dads yelling on road trips, schools losing power, and dinosaurs taking tests. This ep will have you yelling "BUDDY!" and that's a guarantee. Alright, catch you later!
SATURDAY
TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk starbucks bathroom codes, college football refs, and firefighter magazines as we review SATURDAY! Alright, thanks.
RED LOBSTER feat. Steven Haas
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back comedian STEVEN HAAS (@StevenHaasInsta) to review the famous RED LOBSTER! We talk going on the road, making sketches and OTHER times Steve(n) was on the show, so get in there and get it going. Alright, thanks.
Follow Steven here -
TikTok @StevenHassTikTok
Instagram @StevenHaasInsta
Twitter @StevenHaasTwit
QUEEN
TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk corgis, Freddy Mercury, and Kottonmouth Kings member THE Dirtball in our review of QUEEN! Enjoy.
EXCLAMATION POINTS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk mullet babies, lazy batman and getting kicked out of funeral as we review EXCLAMATION POINTS! Enjoy.
RADIO feat. Alyssa Sabo
TODAY, ON THE POD: The return of the hilarious ALYSSA SABO! Tune in as we discuss famous TV doctors, hometown DJ's and a horrible first date on this weeks review of RADIOS! Follow Alyssa @Alyssa_Sabo on IG and Twitter and do yourself a favor and check our her latest sketch FANCY HAT, MISSING SON!
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LOADING
TODAY, ON THE POD: Grab a soda and pull up a chair, because we've got trash bandwidth and this might take a while. Today, we're LOADING. And we're bringing along our hit cast of characters: Dr. Monkey, Boo Radley, Baby with Bad Eyes, and a selection of famous Hollywood street racers! Get in there and enjoy.
ERRANDS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ERRANDS! And also discuss craft service items, Boys Meets World podcast and our new production company "Shit Beach". Thanks to Fudge Maker Josh for the suggestion! Enjoy.
PERFECT
TODAY, ON THE POD: Buckle up (like Joe Show does some episodes) and get ready for a night record as we discuss Simple Plan, building an outfit out of tree bark, and Joey's big Harvard speech during our review of PERFECT! Enjoy.
PARKS feat. Felix Quinata
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome musician FELIX QUINATA (@felixquinata) to review PARKS! We talk bee tag, overseas crime and his new single "LA" out now! Enjoy.
Listen here - LA by Felix Quinata
Watch the music video here - LA Music Video directed by friend of the pod Tanner "Barnabus" Vonnahme (@tannervonnahme)
COCOMELON feat. John Paul Green
TODAY, ON THE POD: The return of actor/comedian/father/husband JOHN PAUL GREEN! And he's not just hanging out, he's also discussing Clayton Kershaw, Dad Fights, his stand up debut and the topic of the hour.. COCOMELON! Enjoy.
(Follow John Paul Green @JohnPaulGreen on Twitter)
SCRATCHES
TODAY, ON THE POD: Three little red lines appear on our skin as we review SCRATCHES! Scratch, scratch, scratch. Ouchie. Anyway, while that wound is healing, get excited to hear about school custodians thinking you're cool, free stickers from Apple, and getting away with swearing at work. Cool? Good. Thank you for everything you do!
GEEKS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We discuss bozos, nerds, pipsqueaks and most importantly GEEKS! Get in there to hear us sing, laugh and cry??? No, we always edit the crying out, but we DID leave in a preview to our new Sleeping App and our Shark Tank business pitches. Alright, have a good one and thanks for clicking and listening.
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BOATS
TODAY, ON THE POD: Toot toot, all aboard, we're shipping off to sea as we review BOATS. If you look off the starboard side, you'll see a senior citizen production of Pocahontas, and you can also catch a glimpse of a fish with stellar teeth just off the port bow. Alright, hope you're having a nice Thursday. We love you.
TURTLES
TODAY, ON THE POD: We talk Remember The Titans, Zombie Jon, and our new friend Beefy Jerky arms as we review TURTLES! Tune in to hear our new TV show pilot idea(s) mixed in with the legendary "I Like Turtles" boy. Did that make sense? It will when you listen. Goodbye and goodnight. Thank you.
PLEASE
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review PLEASE! We talk being Midwest Nice, taking a dog to church and sing about our horse Jelly Hooves.. Enjoy!
NOISE
TODAY ON THE POD: We review NOISE! We make noise, as we always do, and talk about squirrels playing football, Kilamanjaro, and we start our new spin-off show, The Mobcast! Great, thanks.
BAGELS feat. Nick Skardarasy
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome comedian NICK SKARDARASY (@nickskardarasy) to review BAGELS! We talk Al Pacino, Shrek and ice cold quiche. Enjoy! (SPOILER ALERT: Justin's car is very loud and he is sorry) Ok, have a good one.
SHOP
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review SHOP! In other words, we talk The Beatles, Charlie Buckets in-bed grandparents and sing songs we made up ON THE SPOT. Wow, what a journey this episode is. Better get started. Ok have a good one.
HUMONGOUS feat. Sam Elhindi
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome writer/actor SAM ELHINDI (@samelhindi) to review HUMONGOUS. We talk about milk, fast food, bacon...Actually, come to think of it, we almost only discuss food. But hey, food can be humongous! We also discuss movies from 2002 and get a taste of some new impressions!
Follow Sam on IG at @samelhindi and on TikTok at @sam_elhindi. He's making good stuff. Okay, great.
WILD
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review WILD. Listen in as we talk about pirates, parrots, and doctors shaving our #2's. Enjoy!
GARAGES feat. Carolyn Klarecki
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome writer/director/comedian CAROLYN KLARECKI to review GARAGES! We discuss snowmobiles, random limos, and how you pronounce "Calendar". It's a real good time. Follow Carolyn @carolynklarecki on Instagram and Twitter! Ok, that's all. Have a good one.
FOREARMS
WARNING: TODAY, ON THE POD: We get GRAPHIC (we talked about poop) during our review of FOREARMS! Enjoy as we talk about Popeye The Sailor, substitute teachers and a cloud we see floating by.
GETTING HACKED feat. Chase O'Donnell
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome comedian CHASE O'DONNELL to review GETTING HACKED! After her Instagram was hacked just a couple days before, Chase comes on the pod to speak out against hackers everywhere. We talk friends from high school, roommates dogs, and pie scented candles (Village Inn Collection). Follow Chase @chase_odonnell on twitter and IG (once she gets her account back from the loser who needed influencer votes). Alright, enjoy!
THIN WALLS feat. Rob Smallwood
HUSTLE CULTURE feat. Kevin Bartelt
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back KEVIN BARTELT (@kevinjbartelt) to review HUSTLE CULTURE. Dive deep into discussion about Gary Vee, carwashes and zoo's to get a better idea on what hustle culture really is! Enjoy.
ROOF
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ROOF! Enjoy. And also, hello down there. CMT Awards here we come.
STATES feat. Devin Lytle
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back DEVIN LYTLE (@devlytle) to review STATES! Enjoy.
REUBEN
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review REUBEN! Enjoy.
(Shoutout, Alex, for the suggestion #SaltLakeCityReuben)
MULTIPLE
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MULTIPLE! Enjoy.
JINGLES
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review JINGLES (but just a couple of them). Enjoy!
REFEREES feat. Kazeem Rahman
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome comedian KAZEEM RAHMAN (@KazeemComedy) to review REFEREES! Enjoy.
Check out Kazeem's podcast Tough Choice with Kazeem Rahman and follow him @KazeemComedy on IG and Twitter!
CATCH
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review CATCH! Enjoy.
MONTH
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MONTH! Enjoy.
LONG feat. Mike Perkins
TODAY, ON THE POD: We welcome back comedian MIKE PERKINS (@mikeperkins_) to review LONG! Enjoy.
BACKPACK
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review BACKPACK. Enjoy!
BOYS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review BOYS! Enjoy. Also, sorry.
DINKY
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review DINKY! Folks, we're sorry.
TICKLE
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review TICKLE! Enjoy.
FANCY
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review FANCY! Welcome to 2022. Enjoy the ride.
MIDNIGHT
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review MIDNIGHT! Enjoy.
DEALS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review DEALS! Enjoy.
ROBOTS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review ROBOTS!
CHRISTMAS MUSIC
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review CHRISTMAS MUSIC! Enjoy.
GLASS
TODAY, ON THE POD: We review GLASS!
(Thank you for the suggestion, Eloise!!!)