Five Things with Ned
By Ned Abbott
Five Things with NedNov 18, 2022
Goodbye
Thank you to all my listeners. There were dozens of us. DOZENS! It is time for us to step away for a minute. There are reasons.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please visit me at www.ewabbott.com.
Be Well, Be Safe, Be Happy.
Halloween Costumes, Weddings, What Would You Take To 1985, The Patient, and the World Series
In this episode, Ned discusses what he would take back if he was going to go back to 1985, The Patient on FX on Hulu, his Halloween Costume (https://www.instagram.com/p/CkN8FZjgi_u/), the World Series #VamosGatos, and a wonderfully delightful wedding (Pictures here: https://people.com/music/mary-lambert-wyatt-paige-hermansen-wedding-photos/).
Video is available on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2Qt0hvo6hh9CPgmL9B6B1m?si=489032fa64e24c15
Any questions, comments, or concerns can be directed to www.ewabbott.com
Happy Halloween and remember to vote, friends.
Be well, be safe, be happy.
We Need To Talk About The Mets
In this special episode, Ned discusses the end of the Mets season and his hopes for the future of the team. Not that his hopes matter. Because as we learned from Ted Lasso, it's the hope that kills you.
The audio for this pod was pulled from a video which should be available on Spotify.
Any questions, comments, or concerns? Find out how to contact Ned at www.ewabbott.com.
Mary Lambert, Major League Baseball, the Albany Times Union, Reboot, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
In this episode, Ned discusses seeing Mary Lambert at Lark Hall in Albany, NY. (Supported by Aisha Burns) He also talks about ReBoot on Hulu, the Major League Baseball Playoffs, the Albany Times Unions inexplicable coverage of the comings and goings of news readers in the Albany area, and seeing the Yeah Yeah Yeahs open their "Cool It Down" tour at Forest Hills Stadium.
Mary Lambert's podcast The Manic Episodes (with Wyatt Hermansen)
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-manic-episodes/id1490444692
Aisha Burns' Argonauta
https://aishaburns.bandcamp.com/album/argonauta
ReBoot on Hulu
https://www.hulu.com/series/reboot-e8c26c94-e813-4160-b36e-1b367ebcebe8
Yeah Yeah Yeahs at Forest Hills
https://www.qgazette.com/articles/the-yeah-yeah-yeahs-inspire-at-forest-hills-stadium/
Questions, comments, or concerns?
www.ewabbott.com
Thank you so much for listening.
Be Well, Be Safe, Be Happy, and Let's Go Mets!
We Need To Talk About Meet Cute
In this episode, Ned dedicates the entirety of the run time to the new Universal Studios film, "Meet Cute" streaming on Peacock. There are spoilers. There is a trigger warning.
OK Computer 25, 50 Things Every Guy Should Own, Happy Birthday to Me!
He also discusses this article from Cool Material:
coolmaterial.com/feature/50-things-every-man-should-own-3/
Any Questions, Comments, or Concerns can be directed to www.ewabbott.com.
Thank you so very much for listening. Please like, rate, and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.
The Sweltering Summer Ultra, Stewart’s Shops, A Pizza Marathon, and Plans for Ned’s 49th Year
You can find links below.
Thank you so very much for listening.
Direct any questions, comments, or concerns to www.ewabbott.com.
1. Sweltering Summer Ultra - Best Way To Lose A Toenail - www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI9YMeMskE4
2. Tour of Stewart’s - www.ewabbott.com/home/tour-of-stewarts
3. Semi-Rad.com Pizza Tour - semi-rad.com/2018/10/a-new-york-pizza-marathon/
Brought to you by Wegner’s Market, a Four Seasons Landscaping Company
Foxy Ned, Prey, They/Them, Empanadas, and Meaningful August Baseball
Thanks for listening.
Foxy Ned Hanlon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Hanlon_(baseball)
Empanadas
thetortillachannel.com/empanada-dough/
Little Victories - Running Clothes
Meaningful August Baseball
www.newsday.com/sports/columnists/laura-albanese/mets-atlanta-max-scherzer-buck-showalter-francisco-lindor-m7rywbqb?utm_source=tw_sp
Prey versus They/Them
They/Them Trailer - youtu.be/HtQk6sANmKs
Prey Trailer - youtu.be/wZ7LytagKlc
The Runners Wave, 🗺🗺🗺 (Maps), and Yeti “Into The Ultra”
Water From Your Eyes, Treadmills, The Real McCoy
In this episode, Ned discusses pop band “Water From Your Eyes”, why he has learned to love his treadmill, using plastic totes for packing, The Always Sunny Podcast, and Patio Finish Visiting The Real McCoy Beer Company.
Water From Your Eyes
waterfromyoureyes.bandcamp.com/
The Always Sunny Podcast
twitter.com/TheSunnyPodcast
The Real McCoy Beer Co on Patio Finish
www.patiofinish.com/patio-finish/reviews/new-york/the-real-mccoy-beer-co
Patio Finish
Talking About Failure
Apologies to the #BillsMafia
Peacemaker, Archive 81, Dawn FM, Wordle
Free Guy
Changes
Five Things: Best of 2021
Five Things: Soundtracks
Five Things: Genesis, Cat Saddles, and Diner Food
Five Things: Get Back, Garbology, and Happiness Soup
1. Twitter Blue
Semi-Rad.com
semi-rad.com/2020/11/how-to-be-positive-part-1/
2. The Beatles Get Back
The Beatles’ “Get Back”
disneyplus.com/series/the-beatles-get-back/7DcWEeWVqrkE?sharesource=iOS
3. Garbology
Pitchfork
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/aesop-rock-blockhead-garbology/
4. Happiness Soup
5. The Troy Turkey Trot
My 2021 Troy Turkey Trot Film
youtu.be/2kZ3olRZncw
Five Things: Termination Shock, Red Notice, and The Little Drummer Boy
www.harpercollins.com/products/termination-shock-neal-stephenson?variant=33106518966306
2. Breakfast Sandwiches and Yogurt
twitter.com/_jen_silverman/status/1340367210578108417?s=21
3. Red Notice
youtu.be/Pj0wz7zu3Ms
4. Why I Love Thanksgiving
5. The Little Drummer Boy Challenge
youtu.be/Ix_vxfkVyFE
Five Things: Laurie, Libraries, and NYLA
Five Things: The baseball 100, the king, the war on drugs, train travel, and my dog is a dog.
Mythical Kitchen, Art Omi, Running, and Goodbye to a Friend
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-hot-dog-is-a-sandwich/id1500763931
Link to Josh making cat food:
youtu.be/QJdGQzJmo1w
youtube.com/c/mythicalkitchen
Art Omi
www.artomi.org
Once Upon A Time In Queens
An Episode For One
Five Things: Running, Music, the Mets, Civilization 6, and the Saga of the Shed
Five Things: Ted Lasso, Only Murders In The Building, Books, Running, and September
2. Only Murders In The Building www.nytimes.com/2021/08/30/arts/television/review-only-murders-in-the-building.html
3. Books
4. The Claw Mile Fun Run, #DefendTheBelt, and the Run 4 The River Half Marathon youtu.be/qLZcJCWbCY0 narkrunningstrength.com/run-4-the-river-half-marathon
5. September!
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
Types of Fun
www.rei.com/blog/climb/fun-scale
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32110505/javier-baez-new-york-mets-jab-booing-fans-thumbs-celebration
nypost.com/2021/08/29/sandy-alderson-slams-mets-players-thumb-war-with-fans/
Keith Haring, The Mets Winning A Game, and Courtney Dauwalter winning the UTMB
www.fenimoreartmuseum.org/current-exhibitions/keith-haring
The Mets Won A Game
youtu.be/U5pG9uI2rzU
Courtney Dauwalter winning UTMB 2021
youtu.be/GVd3yZfU2uA
I can be found at ewabbott.com
Five Things 8.10.21
How I Spend My Sunday
2. FBoy Island FBOY Island | HBO Max Originalshttps://www.hbomax.com › coming-soon › f-boy-island
3. Everything I Wish I Knew Before My First Marathon youtu.be/v5KkIapezJg
4. Where Dreams Go To Die youtu.be/NDZdsqbcGTU
Five Things - Condiments
Special Announcement
Five Things 5.10.21
Five Things 5.7.2021
2. Casablanca
3. Lost In Translation
4. It’s A Disaster
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
Five Things 5.6.2021
Five Things 5.5.21
www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/may/05/giant-wood-moth-found-queensland-australia-school
2. The Fifth Anniversary of A Moon Shaped Pool
www.gq.com/story/radiohead-a-moon-shaped-pool-secret-goodbye-five-year-anniversary
Burn The Witch youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k
3. High Meat!
news.avclub.com/people-are-eating-old-rancid-meat-to-get-high-1846821841
4. Stephen Fry in The NY Times
www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/05/03/magazine/stephen-fry-interview.html?referringSource=articleShare
5. I Am All In With Scott Patterson
tv.avclub.com/grab-your-coffee-mugs-scott-patterson-has-launched-a-g-1846820631
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-all-in-with-scott-patterson/id1563792491
Five Things 5.4.21
www.backpacker.com/stories/my-friend-max-died-trying-to-cross-a-river-now-his-parents-want-to-build-a-bridge/
2. Drowsing: science or magic?
www.outsideonline.com/2422818/dowsing-water-magic-mystery
3. While Prince’s Guitar Gently Weeps
apple.news/AliUjvm7GS2-ki8TB6D-E_A
4. Last Week Tonight’s Vaccine Cicada
www.vulture.com/2021/05/john-oliver-vaccines-joe-rogan-tucker-carlson.html
5. Cameo
Five Things 5.3.21
www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/05/02/ted-lasso-charlie-baker-485105
2. The Mets!!!! Are Tied For First!
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mets-hand-phillies-crushing-loss-and-move-into-first-place-tie-in-nl-east/
3. Brie Larson’s YouTube Refuge
www.nytimes.com/2021/05/01/style/brie-larson.html?referringSource=articleShare
4. Being a Stranger In A Stranger Land of the Cheugy
www.nytimes.com/2021/04/29/style/cheugy.html?referringSource=articleShare
5. An Anthropological Review of Eshlads.
manofmany.com/lifestyle/what-is-an-eshay
Five Things 4.30.21
youtu.be/BexCa2C4cME
2. Cat Fights Roomba
boingboing.net/2021/04/28/watch-cat-fights-a-robot-vacuum-that-has-invaded-its-territory.html
3. Sex Dolls as Influencers
www.inputmag.com/features/sex-dolls-instagram-influencers?utm_source=GetTheElevatordotcom
4. Paint on your mask, get what you deserve
apple.news/AedkXqkjlQ1uEsQs3Ul0Y8A
5. Daft Science by Coins
coinsmakeyoudance.bandcamp.com/album/daft-science
Five Things 4.29.21 Special Episode
Five Things 4.28.21
1. Redesigned Beer Cans
boingboing.net/2021/04/27/an-artist-made-new-beer-can-designs-based-on-the-pantone-colors-of-the-beer-inside.html
2. The ‘69 Mets
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31317684/friendship-memories-year-1969-new-york-mets
3. Above the Law and the Woke Disney Deputy DA
abovethelaw.com/2021/04/of-course-a-lawyer-is-behind-that-idiotic-anti-woke-disney-rant/
4. Fasted Running During Ramadan
youtu.be/dF2AEhRKdvA
5. Bands, Bikes, and Charities.
pitchfork.com/news/foo-fighters-radiohead-lcd-soundsystem-and-more-design-bikes-for-fundraiser/
Five Things 4.27.21
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51461
2. The secret life of bears
www.backpacker.com/stories/issues/environment/this-is-what-happens-when-you-strap-a-gopro-to-a-bear/
3. Happy Harvey Day!
nypost.com/2021/04/26/matt-harvey-stunningly-became-dark-knight-again-vs-yankees/
4. Leaving Beef Behind
www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/why-epicurious-left-beef-behind-article
5. Walking from D.C. to New York
www.outsideonline.com/2422532/neil-king-walk-washington-dc-new-york
Five Things 4.23.21
youtu.be/B1BdVnpaBtY
Never Too Much by Luther Vandross
youtu.be/pNj9bXKGOiI
2. New music from Justice!
open.spotify.com/track/6awGeLHTgIOVBuHtwI6hat?si=hilQeTErQwKjjBUyWEUyQg
3. This is not my first podcast
audioboom.com/ewabbott
4. 8 Bit Metal
www.loudersound.com/news/hear-slayer-tool-and-iron-maiden-classics-reinvented-as-8-bit-super-nintendo-themes
5. Rutherford Falls on Peacock
Five Things 4.22.21
slate.com/human-interest/2021/04/demi-lovato-froyo-yogurt-drama-explained.html
2. desperation is not a plan
Dean Karnazes on the Life-Changing, Soul-Searching Magic of Ultramarathons
www.runnersworld.com/runners-stories/a35878355/dean-karnazes-ultramarathons/
3. What does War Pigs need? Brass!
youtu.be/KQOTXbty0FU
4. #LOLMets
5. Earth Day and the things that you can do.
dirtbagrunners.com/2021/02/17/make-tuesdays-for-trash-your-weekly-dedication-to-our-planet/
Five Things 4.20.21
Five Things 4.15.21
www.polygon.com/22374384/falcon-and-winter-soldier-zemo-dancing-hourlong-video-marvel-daniel-bruhl
2. Steamed Hams at 25
www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/steamed-hams-at-25-simpsons-cast-and-crew-attempt-to-decipher-classic-moments-extraordinary-cult-following
3. Using NextDoor for Good
nextdoor.com/news_feed/?post=183222013
4. The Machine Gets a Sequel
film.avclub.com/mark-hamill-to-star-in-movie-based-on-famous-story-from-1846678842
5. How To Make A Classic Spring Cocktail
youtu.be/BYgn1Lq2rXU
Five Things 4.12.21
Q Accidentally Outed Himself, But QAnon Followers Don’t Care - VICE
apple.news/AobiIck4TTfuS1pJdZkFpoA
2. Brooklyn, never change
Nextdoor snitch tries to call 311 on legal pot, actual 311 responds - The A.V. Club
apple.news/AvGB2RoblRK-hnaOXKwQ8rA
3. Amazing. Congratulations UMass!
Local Sports Anchor Gets Around NCAA Broadcast Restrictions With Stunning MS Paint Highlights
defector.com/umd-bulldogs-sam-ali-ncaa-hockey-highlights/
4. A must watch
The History of the World According to 'Ancient Aliens'
youtu.be/vDq8vQ0t67A
5. Changes to the podcast
Five Things 4.9.21
www.theringer.com/movies/2021/4/5/22367270/godzilla-vs-kong-scientists-paleontologists
2. Best Announcers in Baseball
www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/ny-cohen-hernandez-darling-walkoff-20210408-eax227qnhrb4fd3loxcwwx6dve-story.html
defector.com/i-cant-believe-this-didnt-happen-to-the-mets/
defector.com/keith-hernandez-explains-the-story-of-his-hungry-cat-homer/
3. When you find that an unpopular opinion is validated.
screenrant.com/community-best-worst-seasons-imdb/
4. Segway’s Hybrid Motorcycle Concept
manofmany.com/rides/motorcycles/segway-apex-h2
5. Let Your Toes Breathe
www.mensjournal.com/style/best-mens-sandals-flip-flops-summer/reef-draftsmen-w482509/