The Eww Variety Show
By Eww Variety Show
The Eww Variety ShowSep 27, 2021
I Know What Eww Did Last Summer
It's Libra season, baby, and the dolls are back in town! We know you missed us ;) Let's catch up and chat about our summer endeavors, dish about food, and encourage petty crime. As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
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H.A.G.S
It's summer time, b*tches! Eww's first semester has come to a close. Join us for the last time this season as we rate men, reveal Eww's origin story and manifest some of our summer goals. As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
Have a great summer guys! :)
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Nightmare on Eww Street
The past two weeks have been a total nightmare for the dolls. Never fear, though. Everyone loves a good horror story. Tune in as Vé and Bri talk ominous vibes, horror's sexiest villains, and more on this week's episode of The Eww Variety Show. As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
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Queervision: 2 Bi 2 Furious
So gay we couldn't fit it all in one episode. Join the dolls for Queervision pt. 2 (aka 2 Bi 2 Furious) as they talk gender, their own personal aesthetics, and turn-ons that reach across the spectrum. As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
This episode uses an instrumental from YouTube user Yusei titled "A Chill Song For A Chill Day" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxhReiJJ2j8
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Queervision!
We're here and queer, so have no fear, it's episode 7 of Eww! Join Bri and Love` as we talk sapphic awakenings, The L Word, and dabble in some homosexual rigamarole. As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
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You Better Work, B*tch
"Make that money; don't let it make you."
--Mother Theresa, probably
In this episode Vé and Bri are joined by Black lady entrepreneur, Camira Thomas (@camirajt), founder of CThomas PR (@cthomaspr)! Tune in as the dolls cover how much of a scam rising and grinding actually is, how Joe Biden may using our stimulus money, and more good ol' capitalist bullshit. As always, if you love it, give us a follow. If you don’t, come back next time! We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
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Disappointing Our Parents (The Sex Episode)
The dolls are back and ready to get raunchy with sex expert and friend to the show, Nicole Lomax (@lomvx_)! Join them as they talk out of place turn ons, Eric Jerome Dickey, and sex ed. This episode is best enjoyed with the lights down low ;)
As always, if you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time. We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
Sexy French Depression
Depression really f*cking sucks and the dolls have been feeling it, Mr. Krabs. But, the show must go on! Join Lové and Bri as they catharcize by rehashing poor retail therapy choices and trying their hands at a little slam poetry.
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The Eww Variety Show is currently accepting submissions for audio material here and written material here. Drop us a message! We'd love to check out your work. This episode features a free instrumental from Urban Nerds Beats, check it out here.
As always, if you love it, give us a follow. If you don’t, come back next time. We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
Sriracha Spice Girls ft. Our Very First Guest (!!!)
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To All The People I Almost Loved
Situationships, b*tches! Let's talk about it! Grab a pint of Ben and Jerry's and join Love´and Bri as we delve into the complexities of situationships, talk dealbreakers and get advice from some aunties (we're the aunties) on how to deal with break ups. This episode's featured song is by PG County natives Cheakaity and Kelow Latesha. If you love it, give us a follow @ewwvarietyshow. If you don’t, come back next time. We promise you won’t hate us every week ;)
The Episode That Almost Didn't Happen
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