Exquisite Obscenities

We bust a few... myths about sex with the help of a female guest host because men don't understand lady bits. ESPECIALLY US. So tune in to verify if the clitoris ACTUALLY exists, the answer may surprise you!

We dive back into the wet ass pool of Obscenities by dissecting Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's summer sexual banger "WAP" and if you don't know what that means, we got you covered. We also call out hypocrisy and the Americans penchant for prude-ness

Tired of being at home, we reminisce about our past vacations and fantasize about future trips. We also offer Covid world update and why vacation sex just hits different.

We discuss technology and everything that comes with it. The good. The bad. The ways it makes life more convenient. The way it makes people more dumber (we know, relax). And everything in between.

Where did we go wrong? Can it get much worse? We do a minor analysis on #45 and how his actions and inactions have shaped and influenced our country.

As the Black population of the United States continues to suffer from injustice, we hope to continue fostering discussions and hope to provide information and ideas that may help you support those individuals fighting for an America in which we all TRULY have equality.

For those enclosed with nowheres to goes, whether dressed to the toes or without any clothes, for the hos, the pros, the regular Joe's. Come friends or foes; As we disclose the rules of the Bros.

When the end of the world comes and you're lucky enough to be a survivor, what do you do? Strive in the city or scrap by in the country? What is your weapon of choice? You tryna Apocalypse and chill? Let us give you tips so you can die faster. Who wants to be bored anyways?

Roses are red, Kobe was legendary, along with Valentines Day, we talk about Urban dictionary. 2 lonely guys and one dude who's never been try defining love. You're welcome world.

We start Season 2 piggybacking on Pornhub's year end stats. Where do our brains go when we watch porn? Where and when is the best time for porn? Do all Asians look alike? Why do people like feet so much!? Mia Khalifa? Lana Rhoades? Kim Kardashian? Oh my! It ain't easy being sleazy.

We welcome our first guest to the show. Why the hell did we choose her as our first guest? Because we didn't want to research Halloween and she was supposed to know a lot about it. Spoiler alert: She didn't. Not at all. Not even close.

Have you ever thought about how big space was. Or how small Arizona is comparatively? How about how eclipses work? Do you ever want to get probed by aliens? Munch does. That's all he talks about. This entire episode. Just getting banged by aliens. All day. It's weird.

8 people in a room eating really hot wings? What can go wrong? Join us as we traverse through this challenge together with a gallon of ice cream, a half of a half a gallon of skim milk and a metric ton of TUMS. We tackle some of life's more pressing questions like "who's dong is bigger?" and "how recently have you soiled yourself?"

Big Shoutouts:

We dive deep between Saquon Barkley's thighs and into Larry Fitzgerald's ass. Come along for the mustache ride as we graze just the tip of the fantASSy football iceberg. We "Marry, F*ck, Kill" the NFL and have our own "naughty and nice" list for your fantasy football league. We seeth in jealousy as now all those hours playing video games were wasted, we could've been millionaires, Mom! We also cover Hobbs and Shaw, minimally and wonder why the quality of those movies is so low... But we still love them. 

 In this episode We analyze some of the more controversial and complicated lyrics of our time... Psych, we overanalyze ridiculous lyrics and what we find will scare you! Area 51: We're coming for that ass, banana hammocks and all!

New to Chicago? Been here your whole life? Looking to socialize, but haven't done it in 30 years and need some sort of plan? Our guide is what you need to make this summer your summer!!

What do high end fashion, Child's Play and the Toronto Raptors winning the championship have to do with dating? Nothin, but we dove into our dating history and ANALyze the maze that is dating in 2019.

In this episode(spoiler alert) we sloppily dive into Game of Thrones, offering our take on all of what made Game of thrones Great, and not so great. Listen as we offer our inputs on who's hot, who's should've been king and why you should watch. Also, pissing etiquette and exquisite obscenities takes a boat ride. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Catholic church has too much money! We said it. It's true. Also, trash talk is amazing. Hit us up if you want to know how to respell curse words. Finally, what happens when Marvel makes 22 movies over the course of 10 years?! We realize a lot of them are NOT GOOD.

Join us in our everlasting fight against stairs as we discuss Chicago-land breweries. Highlights include Jesse's ripped pants, Munch's flatulence, and Santos's affinity for big sausage.

We shed some light on the oft-ignored south side foods from thin crust pizza to hole-in-the-wall tacos to breaded steak sammiches. Feast your ears on our heavy breathing and take the time to appreciate the south side; ten thousand calories at a time.

Need a male perspective on online dating? No? How about on R. Kelly? Naw? Jussie Smollet? Sports?!? Well, this episode is giving you just the tip on all these topics and just like every other tip you've gotten, you'll be left unsatisfied.