Fake Boyfriends
By Taylor, Natalee, and Curtis
This is Fake Boyfriends, the podcast where we unpack our problematic childhood crushes and how they shaped our expectations.
Fake BoyfriendsDec 22, 2018
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01:29:26
Joe Pesci Is My Boyfriend
Hey everybody! Join us for a very special holiday episode of Fake Boyfriends where we discuss our favorite holiday crushes.
We go pretty off the rails on this one though, other topics include Seth Cohen and the miracle of Chrismukkah, the horrors of Spin Class, Michael Keaton's performance in Jack Frost, how untrustworthy Bradley Cooper feels with short hair, and the true hero of every 90's holiday classic is actually the mom.
Follow us on Instagram at @Fakeboyfriendsclub and let us know if we missed any classic holiday crushes!
Dec 22, 201801:29:26
Mr AmBIGuous
Hey everyone! Today on Fake Boyfriends, Taylor Taylor Thomas introduces Sex and the City to Natalee Spader and Jamie Lee Curtis Charles. After a brief background and character analysis, we watch the episode where the human 90's version of the "u up?" text, Mr Big, has the nerve to come back from Paris with a 25 year old fiance, for which we will never forgive him. And we couldn't help but wonder one of life's greatest questions - am I a Carrie, a Samantha, a Charlotte, or a Miranda? Other topics include Ugly-Hot, BDE, and our favorite Batmen.
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub and let us know who your most embarrassing former crushes were!
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub and let us know who your most embarrassing former crushes were!
Nov 18, 201801:16:00
Hallowe're Sorry This Episode Is Late
Hey everybody! Here's a special Halloween episode of Fake Boyfriends a few weeks late!
Join Taylor Taylor Thomas and Jamie Lee Curtis Charles for a discussion on our favorite spooky scary episodes of Boy Meets World, Hey Arnold, Are You Afraid of the Dark (featuring a tiny baby Ryan Gosling), and most disturbingly a fateful trip we took to our local mall in search of a wig to transform Curtis into Gerard Way.
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub and let us know your most embarrassing childhood crushes, and find us as Fakeboyfriendsclub on Spotify to check out some special playlists we made for you.
Thanks for listening!
Join Taylor Taylor Thomas and Jamie Lee Curtis Charles for a discussion on our favorite spooky scary episodes of Boy Meets World, Hey Arnold, Are You Afraid of the Dark (featuring a tiny baby Ryan Gosling), and most disturbingly a fateful trip we took to our local mall in search of a wig to transform Curtis into Gerard Way.
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub and let us know your most embarrassing childhood crushes, and find us as Fakeboyfriendsclub on Spotify to check out some special playlists we made for you.
Thanks for listening!
Nov 09, 201801:48:04
Complicated Brown Sweater Vests
Join Taylor Taylor Thomas and Jamie Lee Curtis Charles on a dark and dramatic journey through our iPod and playlist choices from the early 2000s and most importantly, our embarrassing musical crushes. Other notable topics covered: Dad Yacht Rock, cars being set on fire, Warped Tour, and we find out which Sex and the City character Curtis is.
Natalee Spader had pneumonia while we recorded this so we will definitely be planning a Part 2 to learn about her teen music choices and find out what it was like to work at a cool record store!
Find us on instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub to let us know what singing teen heartthrobs we missed and check out our new Spotify profile Fakeboyfriendsclub for some extra special playlists we made for YOU!
open.spotify.com/user/urg4skienp5hku4ff43uvz43k?si=wlK2n1AFTDyoMUtIh5RiQg
Natalee Spader had pneumonia while we recorded this so we will definitely be planning a Part 2 to learn about her teen music choices and find out what it was like to work at a cool record store!
Find us on instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub to let us know what singing teen heartthrobs we missed and check out our new Spotify profile Fakeboyfriendsclub for some extra special playlists we made for YOU!
open.spotify.com/user/urg4skienp5hku4ff43uvz43k?si=wlK2n1AFTDyoMUtIh5RiQg
Oct 06, 201801:34:19
Zack Morris vs. Zach Galifianakis
Hey there! Welcome to our third episode of Fake Boyfriends. This one is pretty long so we apologize in advance BUT we promise it's worth it because we have a very special guest, and so so many topics to cover.
Good Boy/AV Boy CURTIS joins us on this episode to prove, using the scientific method, that Zack Morris is indeed a dirtbag.
Also covered in this episode, are Mark Hamill and Zach Galifianakis twins that were separated at birth by a wrinkle in time?
Is Saved By The Bell a prequel to American Psycho?
Is Tom Hanks Good Boy of the century?!
Find out in episode 3 and head over to our Instagram (@fakeboyfriendsclub) to vote for Good Boy Of The Week!
Also check out Curtis' band and podcast Cool Parents @coolparentstheband
-Taylor Taylor Thomas and Natalee Spader
Good Boy/AV Boy CURTIS joins us on this episode to prove, using the scientific method, that Zack Morris is indeed a dirtbag.
Also covered in this episode, are Mark Hamill and Zach Galifianakis twins that were separated at birth by a wrinkle in time?
Is Saved By The Bell a prequel to American Psycho?
Is Tom Hanks Good Boy of the century?!
Find out in episode 3 and head over to our Instagram (@fakeboyfriendsclub) to vote for Good Boy Of The Week!
Also check out Curtis' band and podcast Cool Parents @coolparentstheband
-Taylor Taylor Thomas and Natalee Spader
Sep 06, 201801:41:07
Just A Little Snack, Guys
Here it is, the long awaited EPISODE TWO of Fake Boyfriends. This week we discuss our obsessions with both Aladdin and Steve Hale from Full House, and whether our expectations align with the reality of dating the Aladdins and Steves of the world. Also, A Walk To Remember, Babysitters Club, Jafar's dope outfits, Taylor's first heartbreak, Natalee's long lost Epcot love, AND some voicemails from our friends.
Use the Anchor app to leave us a voicemail with your confessions!
Our theme songs come from the good boys over at @coolparentstheband!
Go follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriends club to cast your vote for Good Boy Of The Week and tag us in anything you know we will love.
-Taylor Taylor Thomas + Natalee Spader
Use the Anchor app to leave us a voicemail with your confessions!
Our theme songs come from the good boys over at @coolparentstheband!
Go follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriends club to cast your vote for Good Boy Of The Week and tag us in anything you know we will love.
-Taylor Taylor Thomas + Natalee Spader
Aug 25, 201801:23:38
Reading, It's Like Drugs For Kids
Welcome to our very first episode of Fake Boyfriends! Also our very first time trying to record a podcast, and we have no idea what we're doing.
This is a podcast for us to freely discuss and analyze the problematic childhood crushes that Hollywood provided for us. Featured on this episode: the consistency of James Spader, garbage dudes in leather jackets, and the pure heart of Paul Rudd.
Our theme songs come from the good boys over at @coolparentstheband, check out their podcast and music!
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub to cast your vote for Good Boy Of The Week and submit suggestions for Fake Boyfriends Movie Club!
This is a podcast for us to freely discuss and analyze the problematic childhood crushes that Hollywood provided for us. Featured on this episode: the consistency of James Spader, garbage dudes in leather jackets, and the pure heart of Paul Rudd.
Our theme songs come from the good boys over at @coolparentstheband, check out their podcast and music!
Follow us on Instagram at @fakeboyfriendsclub to cast your vote for Good Boy Of The Week and submit suggestions for Fake Boyfriends Movie Club!
Aug 17, 201801:11:39