Fake Headlines Podcast

Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines!

This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts?  They don't pop and they're not tart!  Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines:

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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• Last Meal of 2,400-Year-Old Mummified Corpse Revealed in New Study
• London Man Caught Hanging Out Window Wearing Only a Knit Cap
• Neighbors Take Action Against “Birdman” After the Great Guano Drop
• Cemetery Bans Digital Tombstones After Complaints
• Tokyo Video Store Sees Record Visitors as Olympic Wifi Fails For Two Days
• Jerry Seinfeld to Direct and Star in a Movie About Pop-Tarts 

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Fake Headlines Podcast 110: Telekinetic Perversion

Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines.

In addition to some weird news we discovered online this week, we also have an exclusive sports report on our trips to see The Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees! Also, a deep conversation about animals. 

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Some Fireflies Can Flash in Unison, and Scientists are Trying to Figure Out How

Facial Prosthetic Dating Back to 14th Century Discovered in Turkey

Till Moo Do Us Cluck: This South Dakota Sanctuary Specializes in Furry Matrimony

Exclusive Hollywood Eatery is a Mobile Tiny House That Seats Two

Stonehenge: Did ancient 'machine' move stones from Wales?

Nudism Springing Up In Post-COVID World

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Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 108 : Street Laxatives 

We’re back from Spring Break! We had a heck of a time at MTV’s Beach House and are back with fresh topics including Canadian parachutes, vaccine escape rooms, calling in sick for more than a decade, Retirement home goof ups and more! 

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Italian Man Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years Straight

Canadian Parachuter Reunited With Shoe After Losing it 28 Years Ago

Sorry, No Refunds: $8000 Car Sold on Facebook Marketplace Turned Out to be a Matchbox

Pandemic Themed Escape Room in Austria Rewards Customers With Covid Vaccine 

New East Village Eatery Cooks Everything in Dishwashers and Clothes Dryers 

A Teenager Says She Accidentally Moved Into An Apartment Complex For Senior Citizens And Is Documenting Her New Life On Tiktok

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Fake Headlines Podcast #107: Sorry we’re late, my face is broken

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First of all, we’re fine! We took a mini-break due to various issues we’ve been dealing with, but we’re back celebrating 3 years on the air! Wow! This show has it all- stories about bread in trees, Big Bird robbing banks, psychic mammals, a fightin’ mollusk and more!

Special thank you to all our OG listeners and the new ones along the way! We appreciate you and love knowing you’re laughing right along with us. Cheers!

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Can This Dolphin Really Pick Winning Lotto Numbers?

Roomba’s Pool Cleaning Robot is Also a Lifeguard

Mystery Animal In Tree Turns Out To Be Croissant

Police Need Your Help to Find Big Bird Bank Robber

Angriest Octopus' Lashes Out at Man on Australia Beach in Viral Clash

Field of Windmills: Spinning Out Tall Stories

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Fake Headlines Podcast 106

After a chill week off from work, The Dillons are back with some funny weird news from around the internet! This week there is Wolf, wide pants, a Cadbury Frog, a quick camp, a psychic chicken & new ways to be a creep on LinkedIn! Gather round Fake Friends, lets laugh awhile, huh?

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WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES?

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Three weird news stories but only one of them is real! Guess along as we try to fake each other out! A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband and wife comedy duo riffing through the headlines.

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Florida Tree Frog Wins 2021 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts

Dick Wolf Teams Up with Hasbro for Law and Order: SV Clue Limited Edition Board Game

Hundreds Flock to this Tiny Washington Town to Meet Chicken Psychic 

LinkedIn Launching Dating Website

New Campsite Wants You to Come Play For The Day, But Not Stay

Wide-Legged Jeans are Back to Hide a Year of Pandemic Pounds

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Tiffany and Kevin are celebrating one year of pandemictry along with all of you! This week they talk space hotels, ear portraits, mix tapes, smart pigs, invasive geese and some cheese with a price tag as shocking as its aroma.  So, grab your favorite box of juice, fermented or not, plug in and celebrate with our usual nonsense! 

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WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES?

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

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THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Pigs Can Play Computer Games, Study Shows

World’s Stinkiest Cheese Also the Priciest at $482 per pound.

Sketch Artist Specializes in Ear Portraits to Solve Crimes

Canadian Geese Take Over Abandoned Florida Chuck E Cheese

Worlds First Mix Tape Sells At Auction for $175,000

World's First Space Hotel pPlans to Open by 2030 with Rooms and a Bar Overlooking Earth

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Fake Headlines 101.5- Letters to Santa Old News Special! This week, we combed the archives of the Library of Congress to find Christmas ads and Letters to Santa from yesteryear! What did kids want back in 1906? Well, instead of PS5’s, they wanted oranges, and firecrackers. It’s was a different time. 

Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Its been a real bummer of a year, but still plenty to be thankful for.  This week we talk about some very serious news stories, such as DANCE PANTS, Donkey basketball drama, classic video games, and an app that translates your cats meows (Spoiler: They're mocking you!). 

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news we find online with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Then we guess which stories are real. Improvised comedy news!

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

Behold, The World's First Mobile Bowling Alley

World Donkey Basketball Finals Stopped Due to Fake Donkey

Death of Dining-  Cemetery Leases Land For Restaurants to Extend Outdoor Dining

This App Translates Cats’ Meows Into Words We Can Understand

Listen Up Poindexters, Now Even You Can Bust a Move with Dance Pants! 

Man Recreates Classic Video Games Using Himself

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Happy 100th Episode!! This week we take it back, way back, to the year 1920! That’s right, Fake Headlines with a twist! We dig way back into the archives and talk hearses, pole sitters, ghost kids, a new cigarette trend, arsonist flappers, & tree antennas! So tune in to your favorite station and journey back with us, it’ll be the bees knees! Here’s to the next 100!

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Improvised comedy news!

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

Use Growing Trees for Radio Antenna

These Flagpole Sitters Couldn’t Stand Each Other But Find Love High in Places

New Health Cigarette Made With Hemp

No Joke in “Death” When Put in Hearse

Speakeasy Arsonist Still at Large, Women Suspected

Menacing Kids Haunt Movie Theater

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Fake Headlines Podcast 99:

Deep Sea Dish

This week the Dillons chat about pizza, squirrels, cats, granny’s, butts and more pizza! They also discuss weird news headlines they may or may not have made up. And also more pizza. And---Oh yeah, Happy Halloween Fake Friends!

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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Retired Home-marker Finds New Career As Zoom Grandma

This Is Not A Drill: Coffee Pizza Is Here To Improve Your Morning 1000 Percent

World’s First Microrobot to Operate Inside Living Butthole

Divers Discover Possible Underwater Vortex

This is Nuts! A Stowaway Squirrel Flies First Class Coast to Coast

Giant 2,000-year-old cat found etched into desert hillside in Peru

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Fake Headlines Podcast 98:  Six Feet Under and Six Feet Apart

Happy October Fake Friends! This week Kevin and Tiffany come down off their vacation high to tell you all about their strange Chicago adventures and of course lay down some fresh abnormal headlines. Tune in for chats about edibles in makeup, life saving potatoes, a kid who loves sausage, found loot, hot tires and a ghostly encounter!

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:
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• Man Renovating Home Returns $10K Found Hidden in Living Room
• Woman Inadvertently Saves the Life of a Stranger with a Potato
• Elderly Couple Recalls Their Otherworldly Museum Tour with a Ghost
• Heated Tires Make Winter Driving a Breeze
• Weed Company To Sell Edible Makeup
• Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured
  

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Fake Headlines Podcast 97 : Differently Dark

This week, a 90s pop star gets grungy, Designer hand sanitizer, bomb sniffing rats, Halloween, secret gardens and more!

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

This $250 Bottle of Hand Sanitizer Contains Real Gold Flakes

2020s  Hottest Halloween Costumes Revealed

Mariah Carey Reveals She Once Recorded an Alternative Album

Hero Rat Wins A Top Animal Award For Sniffing Out Land Mines

New Homeowners Discover Secret Garden in Underground Tunnel

Aqua Boots Challenge You to Feel Like You’re Strutting Around in the Ocean

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Fake Headlines Podcast 96: Packs of Joy

This week we have headlines about the Loch Ness Monster, Amish recruits, wild dogs, domesticated llamas, lost Amazon packages, writing letters to future you and more! Also Happy Birthday Tiffany!

Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:

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- You, Me and Llama Makes Three! How this family enjoys life with their domesticated llama

- Rare Wild Singing Dogs Are Not Extinct After All

- This Warehouse is a Safe Haven for You to Leave Letters to Your Future Self

- Tourist makes the seventh Loch Ness Monster sighting so far in 2020

- Amish Set Up Kiosk As More & More Outsiders Interested in Joining

- Lost Amazon Package Delivered 17 Years Late

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THIS WEEK: The Dillons talk animals with talent, adult jungle gyms, jellyfish of nightmares, a douchey wedding crasher, invasive goats and Tiffany and Kevin try their hand at songwriting!

This week's headlines include:

• Fossil Uncovered Reveals Jellyfish Once Had Quills
• So You Think You Can Dance? That’s Nice, So Can This Horse
• Grazing Hell: 200 Escaped Goats Hoof it Through California Neighborhood
• In South Korea, Adult Jungle Gyms & Recess Time Make Workplaces More Fun
• Houston Man Charged With Trespassing When Refusing To Leave Socially Distant Wedding Ceremony.
• Stressed and anxious? These are apparently the happiest songs in the world.

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This week we chat about lonely aquariums, desperate moms, ghost stories, a man taking a goldfish for a walk, and in an epic moment, Tiffany raps an Eminem song as convicted murderer, Robert Durst.  

This week's headlines include:

• Spotify Reports Shift in Streamed Music As Parents Expose Kids To New Tunes  
• Spanish Cops Bust Man Taking Goldfish For Walk  
• Is Your House Haunted Or Are You Spending Too Much Time Inside? Reported Hauntings Up 300%
• Employee Saves Boss’s Life with Heimlich Via Zoom  
• Desperate Mother Leaves Note For Family and Hides in the Attic  
• Aquarium Asks You to FaceTime Their Eels so They Don’t Forget Humans During Lockdown   

In addition, we discuss the most Google'd recipes by state while people adhere to stay at home orders across the Unites States.  One state in our union is Googling banana pudding more than should really be necessary- find out below.  

This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it. 

Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD!

This week's headlines include:

• Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix).
• Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex
• This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting
• Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus
• Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200
• Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves Discovered

The Dillons are socially distancing themselves and are set up in their home offices for the time being as a global pandemic sends shockwaves throughout every facet of daily living.  Dark stuff, huh? Let us be the bright unidentified shiny thing in the dark dismal sky! What? Anyway, come laugh with us! This week we chat COVID-19, our lives, our plans, and our hopes for you- our friends and listeners, along with slinging some silly off the cuff conversation about some weird ass stories.  

We're just trying to make sense of it all while having a few laughs.  We hope you do too! Stay Safe! Wash Your Hands! 

This Week's Headlines:

• 5 Work At Home Office Hacks For Newbies
  
• Devastated woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is fake
  
• Bakery’s Savory BBQ Pie Is Both Dinner & Dessert
  
• Fort Worth Police Chase With Cow Begins on Rodeo Street
  
• Florida Man Spends Weeks Leaving Food for Bashful Stray Cat, Only to Discover it Was a Garden Gnome
  
• Vintage Spy Compact Discovered in Toy Chest at Baltimore Estate Sale
  

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The Dillon's have self quarantined because of the Coronavirus, well, not so much because of the Coronavirus, more so because we've been re-watching Parks and Recreation and Buffalo is very cold. As usual we have something for everyone this week:  Coronavirus safety, dumb criminals, strange art, and a lady who says drinking water is bad for you. 

In addition to the week in weird news, we chat about going to see Canadian rock legends Sloan play a show in Buffalo this past weekend.  Check out #Sloan at sloanmusic.com.  

Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.

Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts! 

This Week's Headlines:

• Author Writes Stories Using Only the Words from Pages of Discarded Books
• Burglars Stop to Feed Llama During Farm Park Raid
• Small Town Prankster Switches Police Sirens For Laughing Babies
• Woman Hasn’t Drunk Water in a Year, Claims It Made Her Healthier
• People are Installing Escalators in Their Homes At A Fever Pitch
• Can iGloves Keep Your Hands Sanitized All Day Long?
  

We're back after a short recess to bring you all the weird news in the world of fake.  We've got stories on dating apps, a 91 years old guy at the gym, a DJ who has an instrument attached to his prosthetic arm, dumb criminals, old times remedies and more!  Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.  

This Week's Headlines:

• New Dating App Pairs Matches Based Solely on Competitive Personality
• 91-year-old inspires his whole gym, works out in his 'comfortable' overalls
• Back to Basics? Study Shows an Increased Number of Younger Generations Use Their Grandparents Remedies
• Man Born Without Lower Arm Is Now A DJ & Has Hacked His Prosthetic To Play Music With His Mind
• Arkansas Couple Arrested After FaceTiming Robbery
• Jingle Writer Accused of Plagiarizing Hits
  

The Dillons have some deep conversations about men and women in the workplace, gender inequalities, the universe, the cost of healthcare, but then we also talk about how we made cheese this weekend and and how Kevin has licks mayonnaise off spoons. So really, there is something for everyone on this your new favorite podcast.

Each week The Dillons talk about the wacky news headlines they've discovered online and make up a couple of their own for good measure.  Then they try to guess which funny headlines is actual a real story.  

This Week's Headlines:

• Vampire Star System Shows One Star Gorging on Another
• Bring Your Best Friend and Prepare to be A-Mazed! This Cactus Maze Will Have You Going in Blind
• Criminal Dressed as Old Lady Unsuccessfully Uses Rascal Scooter as a Getaway Car
• Men are Twice as Emotional as Women at Work, Study Finds
• Visit the ER Without Leaving Your Home With These New Connected Machines
• Cracker Barrel Unveils Vegan Chicken Fried Steak

Happy Super Bowl, Groundhog and Palindrome Day! This week Kevin and Tiffany whip up a fun little mini-sode discussing some of the baffling headlines from the week.  Don't worry, next week we'll be back slinging fake headlines your way.  Go (INSERT SPORTS TEAM HERE)! 

This week's all real headlines include:

• PETA is Calling on Punxsutawney Phil to Retire and be Replaced with an AI Groundhog
• Google Searches for "Corona Beer Virus" and "Beer Virus" Jump Amid Coronavirus Outbreak
• Man Arrested for Smoking Marijuana While in Court for Marijuana Charge

This week's episode makes a lot of "scents", from candles that smell like babies, to Denny's breakfast, and uncontrollable farts. The Dillon's break down a week of weird news stories, and throw in some of their own, in this improvised game of a comedy podcast.  

A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!

This week's headlines:

• New “Breathing” Bluetooth Comforter Could be the Stuff of Nightmares
• Insane hardcore show at a Denny’s restaurant gives new meaning to Super Slam: Watch
• Local Newscaster Doesn’t Realize Camera’s Rolling, Farts Loudly.
• Big Mouth Billy Bass Founder Fails Hook, Line and Sinker with Proposed Amazon Alexa Collaboration
• Oooh Baby, Baby! Candle Shop Will Make Customized Baby Scent For Mothers
• This Newly Restored 15th-Century Lamb is Worrying Art Lovers
  

This week Kevin and Tiffany ponder how to water a garden dress, the many faces of tofu, unusual braces, thieves, unique yoga and one sassy little pig. As a bonus, a fun fact about 1960s Batman and Robin!

This week's headlines include:

• Designer Creates the World’s First Wearable Vegetable Garden
• Bluetooth Braces Promise to Provide Smokers with All Day Fix
• Laugh Yoga & Real Yoga Combine For A Gut Busting Workout
• Pig Escapes From Auction, Is Now A 'Sassy' Pet Who Loves Carbs
• Bank Teller Identifies Suspect in Attempted Robbery as Her Ex
• New Japanese Food Trend Allows Patrons to Enjoy Eating Their Face on Tofu

 Kevin and Tiffany have recovered from the holidays and are ready to rock for a brand new year of Fake Headlines (insert sounds of Tiffany's ridiculous impressions of a guitar here). This week they talk tech gyms, an alarming parrot, rebel jurors, Ski-Rexes, a thieving Betty Crocker Blogger and pets who give zero shits about personal air space. BRING IT 2020! 

A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!

This week's headlines:

• Milwaukee Weekend Celebration for the First Day Winter Began with a T-Rex Snow-Ski Race 
• Florida Police Were Called for a Woman Screaming, 'Let Me Out.' It was a Parrot.
• One Passenger’s Cat Breaks Free From it’s Carrier Mid-Flight Spending the Duration Terrorizing Another Passenger’s Papillon 
• Gym Class without the Gym? With Technology, it's Catching On
• Sequestered Jurors Extend Deliberations To Catch Up on TV, Judge Issues Fines
• Food Blogger Caught Plagiarizing Recipies From Betty Crocker Cookbook

A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! 

Happy New Year! Or Happy Nothing.  Whatever man.  This week's special #ThrowbackThursday  MINISODE covers the headlines we enjoyed the most in 2019.  We recap the holiday season and then jump into Falcon Fluffing, Mothman Reflecting, Romeo and Juliet The Frogs, and Starfish with a Big Butt, and the Human Snail. Sounds like the lineup for this year's Warped Tour, but really they are the subjects of some funny news stories we found in 2019.   Its been a good year for Fake Headlines, the comedy news podcast voted number one by family this holiday!  

Our favorite headlines of 2019: 

• Breeders Use Falcon Sex Hats To Collect Bird Semen 
• Cousins Photograph Mothman Sitting Under Tree, Reflecting? 
• He's Spent 10 years Alone. Now Romeo, the World's Loneliest Frog, May Have Finally Found a Juliet That Can Save His Species 
• Viral Photo Appears to Show a Starfish with a Big Butt. An Expert Disagrees 
• A Man with Extreme Perspiration Through his Feet Calls Himself “The Human Snail” 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Fake Friends! Pour yourself a glass of Slaw Juice (Tiffany will explain) and enjoy some glorious holiday themed  headlines from around the globe- snow globe that is.  We have life sized cardboard cutouts, live nativity scenes, stolen coal and a new take out app that seems kinda sketch! Thanks for a great year, you guys! 

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!

This week's Headlines:

• Man Recalls the Time He Knocked Himself Unconscious After Sneezing into the Table During a Holiday Dinner
• Retired Chemistry Teacher Delights the Neighborhood by Turning Their Vacant Greenhouse into a Snow Globe
• Live Nativity Scene in Action! Camel, Cow, and Donkey Discovered Walking Down Street Together
• Mom Uses Several Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Herself to Trick Toddler Son Into Thinking She Is Always Around
• Pennsylvania Coal Worker Fired For Selling Stolen Coal to Parents
• New App Lets You Turn Your Kitchen Into A Take Out Restaurant

This week Kevin and Tiffany get into the holiday spirit as they reminisce about their grandmas. But wait, that’s not all! They of course discuss the weird news of the week, including emotional cavemen, Banksy, driving dogs, too many holiday lights, wooden wheels on cars and an apartment so wunderbar it’s worth singing about.

This weeks Headlines Include:

1750 People Line Up to View An Apartment for Rent in Berlin

Banksy May Have Participated In Recent Wine & Paint Event

Family Installs Solar Panels After Christmas Display Causes Neighborhood Blackout.

Archeologists Discover Early Humans May Have Had “Cry Holes”

Driver is Ticketed For Driving His Car With a Wooden Wheel

A Florida Dog Put a Car into Reverse and Drove it in Circles for Nearly an Hour

Happy December, Fake Friends! We kick off this month with a new episode of weird. Kevin and Tiffany talk about tiny space creatures, the Human Snail, Mothman, message in bottles, redemption centers (we love you environment!) and a lady who just can't stop collecting photogenic pets!

This Week's Headlines:

• A Man with Extreme Perspiration Through his Feet Calls Himself “The Human Snail”
• Homeowner Chops Down a Hundred Year Old Tree and Finds a Message in a Bottle
• Patient Pet Owner Gets Her 17 Cats and Dogs to Pose for Photo Together
• Crashed Spacecraft May Have Left Tiny But Tough Creatures on the Moon
• Cousins Photograph Mothman Sitting Under Tree, Reflecting?
• Bottle Redemption Center Opens New Service Collecting Amazon Boxes

Happy Thanksgiving, United States! Here is an audio treat for you to listen to while you wait in line for Black Friday! This week we talk turkey, Papa John's, artificial intelligence, pet detectives, pet escapes, and a really old lady! Play along and guess the real story!

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!

This Week's Headlines:

• China’s Real Life Ace Ventura Relies on Technology to Find People’s Lost Pets
• Papa Johns Testing New Delivery Boxes That Can Be Crumbled And Put Down Disposal
• TITUS, Harvard’s Most Advanced AI, Has Been Diagnosed With Depression
• Gang of Turkeys Causes Chaos in New Jersey Town
• A Woman Named May Flowers Will Celebrate Her 99th Birthday on Thanksgiving, 300 Years After the Mayflower Docked in Plymouth
• Farm Animals Work Together in Elaborate Plot to Hide and Escape From Thanksgiving Butcher Block

This week we are back to our (almost) regularly scheduled program! Kevin and Tiffany chat about SCIENCE! SALES! STOWAWAYS! STASHES! and other stuff that doesn't start with S like, EARBUDS! and TEDDY BEARS! Its very exciting and definitely worth having descriptions in ALL CAPS!

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!

This week's headlines:

• Feeling Overwhelmed by Tasks? P.A. Earbuds Allow You to Be Your Own Assistant
• Adorable Rescue Squirrel Goes Viral For Refusing To Sleep Without Teddy Bear
• These Empty Nesters Thought Their House Was Infested With Rodents Until They Discovered It Was Just Their Son
• Dinosaurs Lived On The Other Side Of The Galaxy, NASA Astrophysicist Demonstrates
• Man Blowing Used Nintendo Cartridge Discovers Drugs Inside
• Everything Must Go! Remaining Sears Stores To Stay Open 24/7 This Holiday Season

Another mature episode with Kevin and Tiffany. This episode has it all- innuendos and farts. (We have a very rigid definition of the word "all".) This week we cover "all" the things that matter- the world's helium supply, office secret Santa parties gone wrong, sneakers that heat up, people who think plants feel pain, really, really old soup, offices gone dark and yes, innuendos and farts.

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!

This week's headlines:

• The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium. Here's Why It Matters.
• Sneaker Heaters are What The Cool Kids are Wearing in China
• Office Secret Santa Ends In Disaster When Boss Brings Gift Meant For Someone Else
• This Office Building Has Opted for Full Black Out Windows to Boost Productivity
• Soup's On! And On! Thai Beef Noodle Brew Has Been Simmering For 45 Years
• A Group of Biophytpolemists Open Their First Grocery Supported by Green Alternative Farms

Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand on the Apple Podcast charts! Thanks Kiwis!

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast!

Hello Fake Friends and Happy November! This week Kevin and Tiffany discuss only the most exquisite topics: seniors in caskets, camping - but in a hotel, meats! a stranded sailor with a sweet tooth, roomy planes, and Gavin Gobbles!

This week's headlines include:

• Gavin Gobbles the Thanksgiving Turkey Spends Time Giving Thanks in the Town of Turkey, Texas
• Tourist Lost at Sea off Greek Island 'survived by eating sweets'
• Love the idea of camping but hate nature? Give Hotel Camp a Try!
• Seniors jump in caskets for haunted house like no other
• Town Cancels Meat Raffles After Outbreak of Bacterial Virus
• Jet Blue Reconfiguring Planes to Make Room For Cross Country Flying Lounges

Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand on the Apple Podcast charts! Thanks Kiwis!

Happy Halloween, Fake Friends! This week the Dillons are back! They're home and healthy and full of... dare we say it...spirit??? Well if that joke doesn't get you then you're in for a real (trick or) treat.

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.

This week's headlines include:

• French Researchers Build Creepy Phone Case That Mimics Human Skin
• Movie Better Than The Book? Nook Will Read You Current Movies
• “Quiet Zones” Pop Up As Go To Places For Those Seeking Solace in Loud, Complicated Word
• Some People Started Filing Complaints About A Stray Kitty Roaming This Law Firm So They Hired Him
• A Recent Poll Reveals That 84% of People Do Not Wear Socks and 45% of Those Individuals Remove Their Shoes While on Airplanes
• Man Attempts to Rob Convenience Store as a Ghost Armed with a Gun and a Curse

Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!

Kevin and Tiffany are LIVE FROM ALBUQUERQUE!!! This week they talk about their kicks on Route 66 with the usual exchange of immature giggles and some weird news in this bonus episode!

We talk about our visit to Sedona, The Grand Canyon, as well as our travels on Route 66 through Arizona and New Mexico! The Mother Road! A classic American Roadtrip! 

Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.

Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!

This week, The Dillons prepare for a wedding and a Route 66 adventure through the Southwest United States. We talk junk mail awards, life on Mars, Mad Libs, robot teachers, animals breaking in, pet cemeteries, and brains!Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real.

Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events.

Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand! Thanks Kiwis!

This Week's Headlines:

• Japanese Students Learn From Robot Teacher
• When -- or if -- NASA finds life on Mars, the world may not be ready for the discovery, the agency chief says
• Junk Mail Creators Celebrate At Industry Awards Show
• Deer Bursts Through Salon Window, Startling Customers
• The Construction of a New Building Uncovers Century Old Pet Cemetery
• New Study Discovers Rope Braiding is a Combative Method Against Memory Loss