Family Guy Funnycast

heyyy we're back lol tell your friends~~

we're talking about S05E04 "Saving Private Brian" but also some other stuff like joe's dirty diapey bedsheets and teh weedzors lol

we made a mistake and we apologize. we've had some time to reflect on our actions and how they have affected those we care about and the listeners, and hope this will make our thoughts clear as we reach out to make amends.

i'm so sad but i'll be normal next week 

You're listening to Joey and the Boy on CUM 104.7, all weekend long! ok that's enough of that. let;s talk about S05E02, "Mother Tucker" then go for a drink at the bar

we're back with a regular episode and we're finally talking about the season 5 premiere, "Stewie Loves Lois."  also we're joined by our friend Adam from Podlonia, talking about Family Guy alongside Joe's top 5 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog, and what this terrible episode has to say about sexual assault.

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that's right, it's a premium unlock. this week is the pilot of our new show "fetty's wap house" or "foggy's turn-up" or something idk i cant remember. also joe teaches sean and nicky about the UC worker strike, the bible, and we become christian UFO researchers

we meant to start season 5 but we forgot so joe asks sean if he can pee on cam for him it's a good time haha :)

to celebrate the end of season 4 we decided to look at some family guy fan fiction, and wouldn't you know it, this shit rocks. thank you to all the authors out there

https://www.wattpad.com/1212986804-someone-to-love-me-chapter-1

sit down, kids, and let us tell you about the biological phenomenon known as the "proto pussy." but before you get your hopes up, just know that we're also talking about the season 4 finale, "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure."

this week we each got way too high so this is kind of a hard listen. sorry. we'll be normal next week. i'm sorry. s04e29 "bang-o was his name-o" is a bad episode too so we're not sorry actually. i think the bad cancels out the bad so we're back at 0

they made a family guy movie, let's talk about it. or at least the first third of it. 

nicky doesnt have social media but you can follow us on twitter at @fgfunnycast

this week we have our friend sultan with us again, joining us in talking shit about an old friend, talking about our first experience with unrestricted internet, and sean turns on his webcam to show us a cool trick with a jar. also in S04E27 "Untitled Griffin Family History" they do blackface and transphobia.

sean revived joe with the dragon balls but with the caveat that he cant comprehend asian girls reading poetry, so he's probably not going to die again (funny reference to the last episode's description lol) and then sean becomes the new try guy. none of this is in the episode

we catch up with each other and talk about S04E26, Petergeist.

we're back again. joe graduated college and died after running full speed into a wall after sean painted an asian girl reading poetry on it, so we're probably gonna go on hiatus again until sean finds the dragon balls and brings him back. oh and we talk a bit about s04e25, "You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives."

Sean came over to my apartment IRL and we got really drunk and did an episode. He crapped himself on my couch.

In this one, Joe talks about Pod About List a lot. Fucking simp.

We also talk about S04E22, "Deep Throats" and why Brian is sympathizing with the child kisser Mayor West.

Our two year anniversary was about two weeks ago and we missed it. We really fucked this up. Oh god, and this is the first episode back since December and we wanted to look all nice and pretty for you because you're so fucking cool and sweet and just FUCK! I'M SO SORRY

This week we're taking a deep dive into S04E22, "Sibling Rivalry," along with our friend Sultan! Join us for some good old-fashioned fun, like Joe's stalker story, and whatever Sean has to say. He'll figure something out.

This is not a drill! Joe and Sean from Funnycast have returned from the depths of mental illness and some pussy to declare an EMERGENCY RECORDING SESSION! We're back to discuss S04E21, "I Take Thee, Quagmire," Sean's Quag-like quest for pussy and Joe's probably got something going on too. 

Pebter Grijhfifn: Holy crap Lois, it's the friggin' weed number! 

Loisi Grinfin: That's right, Peter, our podcast, the Family Guy Funnycast, is finally covering season 4 episode 20, "Patriot Games!" 

In this episode, Joe is way too high to function, we play with a Larry the Cable Guy lighter, and Sean preaches the good word of No Weed November.

It's episode 69, baby! The sex number. The one there you're tonguing each other, I think. Like you get on top of each other all parallel and just go to town. You know what I mean? That's what this podcast is.

This week, we're talking about S04E19, "Brian Sings and Swings," Sean's new vice, and Joe's got stuff going on too I think.

Just listen to it? Please?

We're back from our hiatus, refreshed and more flaccid than ever. To prove it, we're talking about S04E18, "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz," and along the way, learn a little bit more about ourselves. BlueChew, please sponsor us!

Sean just went on a trip somewhere and he won't tell me. I think he's going to Florida to get a Brazilian butt lift, so if he comes back with an even more supple ass, I'll have my answer.

This week's episode: S04E17 "The Fat Guy Strangler"

We have nothing nice to say about this episode whatsoever, so let's talk about pussy. This week, it's S04E13, "Jungle Love," and pussy. Cool!

This week we're talkin some mad shit about some mad shit. It's S04E12, "Perfect Castaway" and you know we're gonna be talkin about that episode, Sean's moth problem, and what to do if an ant crawls in your balls.

Yeah, we're back, we're brave, and we're declaring war on Woody Allen fans. It's 2021, find a new old movie director bitch to stan!

This week, Joe and Sean are talking about S03E22, "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein," Sean gets harassed by Boogie Nights again, and Joe's got a ball hair problem.

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

In the first episode of Year Two, the Family Guy Brothers are discussing S03E21, "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1," Sean peels out on ice, and Joe goes off on politics. Yass, queen!

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

It's our 1 year anniversary and to celebrate, we've got the whole crew here: editor Nicky joins us to talk about the next installment in the "Road To..." series, S03E20, "Road to Europe!!!" In this episode, Nicky gets berated for loving Lisa Simpson, Joe's a bit burpy, and Sean takes control of our finances. Thanks for all your support this last year, everyone. We can't wait to show you what year 2 has in store!

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The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

This week we're talking about S03E19, "Stuck Together, Torn Apart," Joe's affinity for Dan Marino, and Sean pleads for more clicks. Whatever you do, DON'T PLAY THIS EPISODE 1000 TIMES IN A ROW!

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

The fates align and bring the Family Guy Brothers to Ian in the low-income housing at George Lucas Ranch to discuss the first Family Guy Star Wars special, Blue Harvest! Thanks to Ian from the Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Podcast for having us once again.

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

This week, Sean drags Joe back from the capitol siege to talk once more about Family Guy, and less about the crimes he just committed. We're talking about S03E15, "Ready, Willing, And Disabled," Sean's crippling wikifeet water addiction, and Joe learns about circumcisions.

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!

Happy New Year! Sit down, put your feet up and kick back with a cool glass of nog and the final new Family Guy Funnycast of 2020. This week, we're discussing S03E14, "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?", a very respectful episode about slavery and reparations. Thanks for a great year, everybody!

The intro was made by Crony, find him on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1oGpXOOzKR0kvZphBLttkm and Soundcloud: @fuckyouimcrony

Thanks to @crownified on twitter for the thumbnail. Find us on twitter @waterslap and @binchgod!