The FBI's Most Unwanted: an X-Files podcast

The FBI's Most Unwanted: an X-Files podcast

By Rabbit Hole Podcasts

Every month, on the 13th, Jason and Brenda take a look at two episodes of The X-Files, in order and discuss them while swearing and being immature.
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#14: Blood/Sleepless

The FBI's Most Unwanted: an X-Files podcastFeb 13, 2024
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#30: Revelations/War of the Coprophages

#30: Revelations/War of the Coprophages

Jason and Brenda get religious AND deal with their fear of bugs with these two episodes of The X-Files! At least they weren't religious bugs? Or were they???

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Jun 13, 202501:32:46
#29: Nisei/731
May 13, 202501:01:53
#28: The Walk/Oubliette
Apr 13, 202501:09:29
#27: The List/2Shy
Mar 13, 202501:22:46
#26: D.P.O/Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Feb 13, 202501:46:04
#25: The Blessing Way/Paper Clip
Jan 13, 202501:09:22
#24: Soft Light/Our Town/Anasazi

#24: Soft Light/Our Town/Anasazi

It's the end of the year which means it's time for Brenda and Jason to cover THREE episodes of The X-Files! The great Tony Shalhoub shows up as a man with a killer shadow! A town has a big but delicious secret! And of course ALIENS! MULDER PUNCHING SKINNER! LSD! MULDER IN HIS UNDERWEAR! KRYCEK! This episode has it all!!

Dec 13, 202401:35:54
#23: The Calusari/F.Emasculata

#23: The Calusari/F.Emasculata

Jason and Brenda are excited for these two episodes of The X-Files because things are just getting better and better!! There's a Romanian poltergeist, discussion about a certain symbol a certain group of German's misappropriated in WW2, Greyhound buses, boils and pus, and of course bugs. It's the most well rounded episode yet!

Nov 13, 202401:41:29
#22: Død Kalm/Humbug

#22: Død Kalm/Humbug

Jason and Brenda have returned, on Chris Carter's birthday nonetheless, to discuss two #spookyseason2k24 episodes of The X-Files! One episode involves Mulder and Scully stuck on a boat as age makeup is applied to them throughout the episode. And the other is a fan favorite including circus freaks doing weird stuff!

Oct 13, 202401:13:50
#21: End Game/Fearful Symmetry

#21: End Game/Fearful Symmetry

Jason and Brenda finish the second part of last month's cliffhanger episode of The X-Files, which features a lot of people kicking ass, getting their ass kicked, One Perfect Shot, and questions about alien bounty hunters. Then it's onto invisible animals and talking gorillas.

Sep 13, 202401:25:27
#20: Fresh Bones/Colony

#20: Fresh Bones/Colony

Jason isn't feeling himself in this episode due to being sick so he and Brenda rather quickly go through the next two episodes of The X-Files, one featuring voodoo and the other featuring alien clones and a bounty hunter. Also, Brenda does her world famous (?) Bupdate.

Aug 13, 202401:20:34
#19: Irresistible/Die Hand Die Verletzt

#19: Irresistible/Die Hand Die Verletzt

Jason and Brenda have their first guest!! Their pal Lackey wanted to come on to talk about "Die Hand Die Verletzt" because it's (one of) his favorite episodes!! But they have to get through "Irresistible" about a creepy guy going around killing young women.

Also this weeks Bupdate TOTALLY HAPPENED!! 100%! FOR REAL!!!

Jul 13, 202401:32:05
#18: Excelsis Dei/Aubrey

#18: Excelsis Dei/Aubrey

Jason and Brenda are back for two more spooky episodes of The X-Files. First, we go to a old folks home where people are being attacked by invisible sources and maybe a generic Asian drug is to blame! Then Terry O'Quinn guest stars as an asshole detective who needs Mulder and Scully to help solve a rash of serial killings that look similar to ones that happened in the '40s!

Also an epic Brenda Baseball Bupdate!

Jun 13, 202401:33:42
#17: Firewalker/Red Museum

#17: Firewalker/Red Museum

Jason and Brenda are back with two more episodes of The X-Files! First, we get an episode that's a remake of a crappy season 1 episode but more mildly better. Then we get a creepy mystery involving meat, cattle, and cults! Also, another Brenda Original Song!

May 13, 202401:33:42
#16: 3/One Breath

#16: 3/One Breath

Jason and Brenda would like you all to know that we affectionally call these episodes "Mulder Bangs A Vampire" and "Scully In A Coma". But so much more happens, and we mean SO MUCH MORE!! Also after the ending credits, stay tuned for some extra removed content, featuring an original song by Brenda!

Apr 13, 202401:43:41
#15: Duane Barry/Ascension

#15: Duane Barry/Ascension

Boom! Here we are! Two very important and great episodes of The X-Files!! Not only does Jason and Brenda obsess over Mulder's speedo, we question Mulder's hostage negotiation skills with crazed alien abudctor Duane Barry. Then we have to deal with the face Gillian Anderson got pregnant as Scully is captured and taken away to a mysterious place! OOH!!

Also, Brenda is very excited about this months Baseball Bupdate. Something about see through pants and a dude getting signed to a team. She'll explain better than I can.

Mar 13, 202401:24:17
#14: Blood/Sleepless

#14: Blood/Sleepless

Jason and Brenda are back with two more episodes of The X-Files, one about LSD and the other featuring TONY MOTHERFUCKIN' TODD!!! And the introduction to a loathsome (to Brenda anyway) character!! And of course, Brenda's Baseball Bupdate! 

Feb 13, 202401:28:07
#13: Little Green Men/The Host

#13: Little Green Men/The Host

Season 2 is here!! Jason and Brenda discuss the first two episodes of Season 2, where The X-Files is closed, Mulder is pissed off at Skinner, Scully is still a medical doctor, and we ponder if Mulder's sister was just in prison this whole time. Plus, Brenda's Baseball Bupdate is back!

Jan 14, 202401:30:30
#12: Born Again/Roland/The Erlenmeyer Flask

#12: Born Again/Roland/The Erlenmeyer Flask

It's the season 1 finale of The X-Files! Jason and Brenda cover the final three episodes of the season just to wrap it up nicely and boy does it show the more they go on. We have reincarnation, asshole smart guys controlling people from "beyond" and so much Deep Throat, you'll spit instead of swallow!! 

See you in January for Season 2!! 

Dec 13, 202301:57:48
#11: Darkness Falls/Tooms

#11: Darkness Falls/Tooms

Welcome to the most ridiculous episode of FBI's Most Unwanted ever! Jason and Brenda go off topic so much about silly things but they do manage to discuss "Darkness Falls" about a bunch of bugs who cocoon humans and suck their blood deep in the forests of Washington state. And "Toom" which features the return of everyone favorite mutant who can squeeze into tight spaces and eat livers! And of course, there's a Brenda's Baseball Bupdate! 

Nov 13, 202301:30:45
#10: Miracle Man/Shapes

#10: Miracle Man/Shapes

Sorry that this episode is late but it is here! Brenda and Jason have returned to discuss two rather great episodes of The X-Files! One having to do with a boy who's able to perform miracles and another about a manitou!! Plus more Brenda's Baseball Bupdates!

Oct 15, 202301:34:30
#9: Young at Heart/E.B.E

#9: Young at Heart/E.B.E

You want bupdates?! Brenda's got bupdates!! Then she and Jason discuss The X-Files episode "Young at Heart" where a murderer who died in prison seems to be back and is taunting Mulder and the episode "E.B.E", which according to Brenda is the most important X-Files episode to date!!

Sep 13, 202301:28:45
#8: Genderbender/Lazarus

#8: Genderbender/Lazarus

Jason and Brenda are back with two more episodes of The X-Files. And possibly the most "season filler" episodes to date. First is the awesome idea but poorly executed episode "Genderbender" about a person in a weird religious sect going around killing people with sex. Then another idea gone to waste with "Lazarus" about a criminal who possesses the dead body of a FBI agent who use to bang Scully. Also, Jason and Brenda get distracted by Juggs magazine.


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Aug 13, 202301:59:53
#7: Fire/Beyond the Sea

#7: Fire/Beyond the Sea

Jason and Brenda learn more than they ever wanted to learn about Mulder on this month as they discuss the episode "Fire" about a firestarter, a wicked firestarter, targeting members of the Parliament (of funk) and discover the phrase "Mulder's silky chest hair apparent". Then we get special guest star Brad Dourif in "Beyond the Sea" where Scully starts become a believer as she and Mulder hunt down a serial killer and need a prisoner on death row's help in tracking him down. 

And of course, there's a Brenda's Baseball Bupdate and lots of silly off-topic conversation to be had! 

Jul 13, 202301:48:60
#6: Fallen Angel/Eve

#6: Fallen Angel/Eve

Yeah, sure, Jason and Brenda get to talk about two REALLY GREAT episodes of The X-Files, one of which inspired a teenager to start a band and write the biggest one-hit wonder of the 90s, but the most important thing to note about this episode is Brenda learns what a Zaddy is and how her brain just melts. 

The truth is out there.

Jun 13, 202301:54:28
#5: Ice/Space

#5: Ice/Space

Things Jason and Brenda discuss on this episode: Baseball (of course), Porky's penis, shitting in a box, late 70's TV shows, stopping school to see pop culture events, and Felicity Huffman.

Things Jason and Brenda barely discuss: two episodes of The X-Files because they're really not that great. 

May 13, 202301:33:05
#4: Shadows/Ghost In The Machine

#4: Shadows/Ghost In The Machine

Jason and Brenda are back to nitpick on some 90s tech and acting as they discuss episodes 6 and 7 of The X-Files. And as always, there is a Brenda's Baseball Bupdate! 


Apr 13, 202301:43:58
#3: Conduit/The Jersey Devil

#3: Conduit/The Jersey Devil

Jason and Brenda open the basement door for another episode of your new favorite X-Files podcast. Episodes 4 and 5 of season 1 are discussed, where they talk about children, aliens, the town slut, Mulder fondling pictures, and a horny Scully. There's also a quick baseball/baseball hair update and a look into what Jason and Brenda will be up to in the future.

Mar 13, 202301:47:13
#2: Deep Throat/Squeeze

#2: Deep Throat/Squeeze

Episode 2 of the brand new podcast The FBI's Most Unwanted is here! Jason and Brenda discuss the next two episodes of The X-Files "Deep Throat" which gets us giggling, and then "Squeeze" which is a early fan favorite.

Feb 13, 202301:42:27
#1: Pilot

#1: Pilot

This episode was taken from another podcast, "The TV Transmissions" and will serve as our first episode of THIS new podcast, where Jason and Brenda will go through every episode of The X-Files, in order, and discuss them only they can! In this episode, everything is discussed from tight pants to baseball to if the FBI actually has a basement. Oh and the "pilot" episode of The X-Files. 

Feb 13, 202346:37