Feasts of Film
By Colton Burse
Feasts of FilmFeb 16, 2024
Love On The Sidelines (Valentines Day 2024)
Hello fellow Feasters! Solo Cole is back at it again, three years later to tackle another Valentine's Day Movie, all by his lonesome. But there is romance in the air, I can smell it, and but will it be enough to pull Cole out of his lull of loneliness and give him some hope for romance on another Valentine's Day? Well let's find out as our Valentine's Day Feast is "Love On The Sidelines" A Hallmark Movie Classic!
Laurel is out of a job, a roommate, and definitely no romance, but when Star QB Danny Holland injuries his ankle and is in need of a new personal assistant, his big break might be to her benefit! The only problem is Danny's never had a female assistant and Laurel known nothing about football. Who will end up on top in this big game and can they find Love On the Sidelines?
Will Cole find this solo adventure to be a heart warming journey through sports and love, or is will Love on the Sidelines fumble away the chance at romance? Find out on this very special episode of Feasts of Love!
The Best and Worst Films of 2022
Welcome to one final feast!
On the finale for Feasts of Film Cole, Joshua, and Austin come back to whine and dine on some of their personal best and worst film experiences from 2022. They also discuss the best films that debuted before this past year, but first caught their eye in 2022.
It's a five course meal with some games sprinkled in, so get ready because you've got quite the FEAST ahead of you!
Intro:
"TurtleNeck" - TrackTribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkGRIr1rAhs
Outro:
"Flying" - TrackTribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRG8bjjRK5o
Our Favorite Stage Plays We Saw In 2022
Hello there and welcome back to Feasts of Film! This week our appetites are turned from film to the Performing Arts! That's right Colton and Joshua have been enjoying much more than film in 2022 they also experienced quite a few live performances themselves, and are here to rank their favorite stage plays from 2022. Which ones did they see and which ones made their list? Find out on a special bonus episode of Feasts of Theatre!
Colton will be traveling for the next couple weeks so Feasts of Film will be back later in February to conclude their top five list on their favorite films of 2022!
Make sure to leave us a review and let us know what you think! Also feel free to contact us with any films you want us to watch in the future!
Music: Intro and Outro: Turtleneck - TrackTribe
https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Contact us:
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Social Media:
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Instragram:
Colton - https://www.instagram.com/feeltheburse4ever
Plays Mentioned In this Episode:
Macbeth
Hamilton: https://hamiltonmusical.com/new-york/home/
Dear Evan Hansen: https://dearevanhansen.com
The SpongeBob Squarepants Musical: https://www.spongebobstage.com
Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: https://sweeneytoddbroadway.com
Miss Bennett: Christmas At Pemberly
The Wickham's: Christmas At Pemberly
PUFFS: https://www.puffstheplay.com
Shrek The Musical: https://shrekuktour.com
Wicked: https://wickedthemusical.com
Six: https://sixonbroadway.com
Venues Mentioned In This Episode:
Greenville Peace Center: https://www.peacecenter.org/events/peace-broadway-22
Old Colony Players: https://oldcolonyplayers.com
Hickory Community Theater: https://www.hickorytheatre.org
Newton Performing Arts Center: http://www.newtonpac.com
Bebe Theatre: https://www.acdt.org/?page_id=2354
Multiverse Theater Collective: https://www.facebook.com/MultiverseTheatreCollective/
Bullet Train
Hello Film Feasters! It is officially 2023 and Feasts of Film is starting off the year by celebrating the Films from 2022 that We Want to Share with You! For the month of January each of our hosts will be picking one Film they saw in 2022 that they loved and think you should give a watch!
Have your tickets read and prepare to board because for our final film we are watching Bullet Train, an action packed thrill ride chosen by Colton and first time guest on the podcast Austin! This film made quite the impact on our hosts but what was so thrilling about this train ride? Listen in to find out!
Ladybug is a hired thief who is trying to get a briefcase for his client but when he steals the briefcase from assassins Lemon and Tangerine he feels pretty unlucky, especially when he comes across The Hornet another assassin after the briefcase. Meanwhile The Prince is anything but, she is a young woman who plans to use The Father to help her kill the most dangerous crime boss in all of Japan, The White Death. Who will succeed in their mission and will anyone make it off this Bullet Train alive?
Make sure to leave us a review and let us know what you think! Also feel free to contact us with any films you want us to watch in the future!
Contact us:
feastsoffilm@gmail.com
Social Media:
Twitter: Twitter.com/feastsoffilm
Instragram:
Colton - https://www.instagram.com/feeltheburse4ever
Music:
Intro, Outro, and Transitions: Here It Comes - TrackTribe
Website: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCagoHrjoR13vwvJ9xtYlljA/music
Background Music: Game Show - Silent Partner
Website: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCagoHrjoR13vwvJ9xtYlljA/music
Gushing About The Batman: Comic's Influence on the film and Chandler's Favorite Batman Media
Hello Film Feasters and welcome to the very first bonus episode of Feasts of Film! Chandler and Randy join us for a post podcast discussion as they talk about their love for The Batman (2022)* and even discuss some issues Randy has with the film. We also take a look at Chandler's favorite batman media from comics, to videogames, to which animated movie he thinks is the best one to watch!
*This is a post discussion following our podcast on The Batman (2022) so we encourage you to listen to that podcast first and then come back to this one!
Have a film you think we should watch? Let us know by contacting us through one of the methods below!
Please Leave us an Awesome Review!
Outro:
Intro & Outro: Ave Maria - Svvn
Website: musicbed.com/songs/ave-maria/4
Contact us:
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Social Media:
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Instragram:
Colton - https://www.instagram.com/feeltheburse4ever
The Batman (2022)
Hello Film Feasters! It is officially 2023 and Feasts of Film is starting off the year by celebrating the Films from 2022 that We Want to Share with You! For the month of January each of our hosts will be picking one Film they saw in 2022 that they loved and think you should give a watch!
Our second episode of the Films of 2022 We Want To Share With You is here! This time we have the favorite pick of both Chandler and Randy who have chosen The Batman (2022) for their favorite film of 2022!What did these two bat fans of think of the newest iteration of the Dark Knight? Listen to the podcast can find out! We will also be doing our rating and favorite moment from the film at the end of the podcast.
Two years into his work as a vigilante Bruce Wayne must come against his biggest challenge yet, a Serial killer who has taken to killing key figures in the city of Gotham and is leaving riddles for The Batman to solve. Batman must delve into the underworld of crime, involving The Penguin, Carmine Falcone, The
Riddler, and even the his own family history to find out the true intentions of The Riddler and stop his murderous plans. Will The Batman be smart enough to stop these murders or is this one riddle he won't solve?
We will also have a bonus episode out early next week giving Chandler and Randy time to open their heart about their love for Batman!
Make sure to leave us a review and let us know what you think! Also feel free to contact us with any films you want us to watch in the future!
Contact us:
feastsoffilm@gmail.com
Social Media:
Twitter: Twitter.com/feastsoffilm
Instragram:
Colton - https://www.instagram.com/feeltheburse4ever
Music:
Intro & Outro: Ave Maria - Svvn
Website: musicbed.com/songs/ave-maria/4
Background Music: Alpha Mission - Jimena Contreras
Website: youtube.com/watch?v=RWi3CangMgQ
Cyrano (2021)
Hello Film Feasters! It is officially 2023 and Feasts of Film is starting off the year by celebrating the Films from 2022 that We Want to Share with You! For the month of January each of our hosts will be picking one Film they saw in 2022 that they loved and think you should give a watch!
On the first episode of Films of 2022 We Want To Share With You, Joshua has picked Cyrano, a film based on the play Cyrano De Bergerac by Edmond Rostand in 1897. Joshua who is a huge fan of the play was even more excited to see a new take on the film itself, and is even more excited than that to share it with all of YOU! Colton and Joshua will go through the film, talking about their favorite moments, and end by rating the film. What will our hosts give this film that Joshua found to be so enjoyable? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Cyrano is a master of words and of skill as he is an elite soldier as well as poet. However, as a person with dwarfism he feels that that he will never be good enough to conquer his biggest obstacle, his fear of confessing his love for his closest friend Roxanne. Roxanne has fallen for another soldier, a new recruit named Christian who has is a physically attractive young man but lacks the eloquence of Cyrano so Cyrano promises Roxanne that he will befriend Christian and make him write to Roxanne. Cyrano finds that Christian isn't a romantic like himself and so Cyrano decides to write for Christian, causing Roxanne to fall deeper in love with the man behind the letters as she receives them. Will Cyrano ever be able to share his true feelings with Roxanne or will his pride stop him from ever revealing the truth?
Make sure to leave us a review and let us know what you think! Also feel free to contact us with any films you want us to watch in the future!
Contact us:
feastsoffilm@gmail.com
Social Media:
Twitter: Twitter.com/feastsoffilm
Instragram: https://www.instagram.com/feeltheburse4ever
Music:
Intro & Outro: Floating Home - Brian Bolger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDHWrtEITc
Background Music: To Loom is to Love - The Mini Vandals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0oD0YgRDc
New Years Eve (2011)
Happy New Years Film Feasters! To end off 2022 Colton and Joshua are ready to bring you into the new year with a special holiday treat!
On the last episode of the year Colton and Joshua shall be feasting on the film New Years Eve (2011).
New Years Eve gives us intertwining stories of all different kinds as they each try to achieve different goals for New Years. As the stories go on we learn how they are interconnected and begin to truly learn what New Years is all about. This film includes a huge cast of stars including Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Robert De Niro, and more, so you don't want to miss out on a film this big!
From the people who brought you Valentine's Day (2010) comes another holiday film. The debates may be over but Colton and Joshua are bringing some heat to this podcast with how they feel about this film. Can a huge ensemble cast of stars be enough to elevate this film and make one worth ending the year watching? Colton and Joshua are here to find out, and if it's anything like Valentine's Day, you won't want to miss this podcast!
Music:
Auld Lang Syne (Vocals) - Jingle Punks from YouTube Audio Library
Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Christmas Movie?
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Feasts of Film is giving you the best gift of all this Holiday season with new episodes just for Christmas! Cole, Joshua, Chandler and newcomer on the podcast Randy all get together to share laughs, jolly good fun, and duke it out in intellectual arguments to see which movies actually qualify as Christmas movies and which ones are just movies with a little Christmas sprinkled in. That's right it's time to look at some Controversial Christmas Movies!
For our last Feast of the season Colton and Chandler will be taking each other on to find out if The Nightmare Before Christmas is actually a Christmas movie or just a Halloween trick!
Jack Skellington is the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town but when he feels discontent. He wants something new, a fresh challenges and ideas to give him excitement again! He finds just that when he comes across a mysterious door that leads him into Christmas Town. With these new wonders before his eyes he gets all kinds of new ideas to inspire him to make changes to his own Halloween Town. He even kidnaps Santa himself and dons his own persona of the jolly character. But the evil Oogey Boogey has other plans for Santa and Jack. Will he be able to save Santa or is Christmas ruined for everyone?
For our arguments each debater will have opening and closing arguments and will argue their side with three points. With only have three minutes for each point our debaters must make the most of each moment! Once the closing arguments have been made the judges for this week Joshua and Randy, will give out the verdict on The Nightmare Before Christmas. After the debate we will share our favorite moments from the movie and calculate our final score for the film.
We hope you enjoyed these Christmas Controversies Episodes and Join us next week for one last podcast of the year, that will be a more traditional Feasts of Film episode!
*Editors Note: Colton said the Director was Chris Sellick, but the director was actually Henry Sellick.
Music:
Intro & Background Music:
We Wish You a Merry Christmas by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
Outro:
This is Not A Christmas Song by NEFFEX
Source: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Artist: https://soundcloud.com/neffexmusic
Sound Clip:
Henry Sellick, (1993). The Nightmare Before Christmas [Film]. Touchstone Pictures.
Is Gremlins A Christmas Movie?
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Feasts of Film is giving you the best gift of all this Holiday season with new episodes just for Christmas! Cole, Joshua, and Chandler all get together to share laughs, jolly good fun, and duke it out in intellectual arguments to see which movies actually qualify as Christmas movies and which ones are just movies with a little Christmas sprinkled in. That's right it's time to look at some Controversial Christmas Movies!
We are having a special dinner for this fine feast, An exotic cuisine from distant lands, an unusually tasty dish called Gremlins! We will be dining without Randy this week as he was unable to make it but it will still be a very special feast!
When Billy's Father brings him a strange pet named Gizmo as an early Christmas present he is delighted. But with this pet comes some rules; Don't let it get in the sunlight, don't get it wet, and most importantly do not feed it after Midnight! Billy finds that breaking these rules can have dire consequences! Getting them wet creates numerous offspring, putting them in Sunlight kills them, and feeding them after Midnight turns them into gruesome, monstrous creatures. It is now up to Billy and Gizmo to save the town and stop the menace of the Gremlins!
For our arguments each debater will have opening and closing arguments and will argue their side with three points. With only have three minutes for each point our debaters must make the most of each moment! Once the closing arguments have been made the judge for this week, Colton, will give out the verdict on Gremlins. After the debate we will share our favorite moments from the movie and calculate our final score for the film.
We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward to our last Controversial Christmas Movie we will be covering next week!
Music:
Intro & Transition Music:
The Gremlin Rag (Full Version) ·by Jerry Goldsmith
Source: Gremlins (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
2011 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
Background Music:
Carol Of The Bells by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Outro:
This is Not A Christmas Song by NEFFEX
Source: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Artist: https://soundcloud.com/neffexmusic
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Sound Clip:
Joe Dante, (1984). Gremlins [Film]. Warner Bros. Amblin Entertainment.
Is Home Alone a Christmas Movie?
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Feasts of Film is giving you the best gift of all this Holiday season with new episodes just for Christmas! Cole, Joshua, Chandler and newcomer on the podcast Randy all get together to share laughs, jolly good fun, and duke it out in intellectual arguments to see which movies actually qualify as Christmas movies and which ones are just movies with a little Christmas sprinkled in. That's right it's time to look at some Controversial Christmas Movies!
On this fine feast of a time Colton will be going up against Randy to determine if we can deem Home Alone a Christmas film or if this film, like Kevin McCallister should be left Alone!
Kevin McCallister is a young eight year old whose family is coming in for the holidays. Before a big family vacation Kevin has a dispute with his family and is accidentally left on the day of their big trip. Kevin who wished his family would disappear is now ecstatic to have the home to himself, until he finds he's not actually alone. The Wet Bandits, Harry and Marv are coming to town and have chosen Kevin's home for their target. Now Kevin has to take care of himself and defend his home, alone.
For our arguments each debater will have opening and closing arguments and will argue their side with three points. With only have three minutes for each point our debaters must make the most of each moment! Once the closing arguments have been made the judges for this week Joshua and Chandler, will give out the verdict on Home Alone. After the debate we will share our favorite moments from the movie and calculate our final score for the film.
We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward to more Controversial Christmas Movies over the next few weeks!
Music:
Intro & Background Music:
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100270
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Outro:
This is Not A Christmas Song by NEFFEX
Source: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Artist: https://soundcloud.com/neffexmusic
Sound Clip:
Chris Columbus, (1990). Home Alone [Film]. Hughes Entertainment.
Is "It's A Wonderful Life" A Christmas Movie?
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Feasts of Film is giving you the best gift of all this Holiday season with new episodes just for Christmas! Cole, Joshua, and newcomer on the podcast Randy all get together to share laughs, jolly good fun, duke it out in intellectual arguments to see which movies actually qualify as Christmas movies and which ones are just movies with a little Christmas sprinkled in. That's right it's time to look at some Controversial Christmas Movies!
A new format for this Christmas season means new movies so listen in as Joshua and Randy debate whether It's A Wonderful Life is a Christmas classic or if we have been wrong this whole time to consider it a Christmas flick.
It's A Wonderful Life follows the life go George Bailey as he dreams of traveling the world but keeps getting tied down to his hometown. At his breaking point he decides to just give up on life altogether. But when an angel reveals what life would be like without George Bailey he is shown it's a wonderful life after all.
For our arguments each debater will have opening and closing arguments and will argue their side with three points. With only have three minutes for each point our debaters must make the most of each moment! Once the closing arguments have been made the judge for this week Colton, will decided once and for all if It's A Wonderful Life is a Christmas Movie or not. After the debate we will share our favorite moments from the movie and calculate our final score for the film.
We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward to more Controversial Christmas Movies over the next few weeks!
Music:
Intro:
Deck the Halls by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100263
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Background Music:
Christmas Homecoming by Aaron Kenny
Source: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Artist: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAggfwI4hnkA2WO6-xC06Q
Outro:
This is Not A Christmas Song by NEFFEX
Source: https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
Artist: https://soundcloud.com/neffexmusic
Sound Clip:
Mortal Kombat: Annihlation
A New Challenger has appeared! Welcome back Mortals to Mortal Kombat: Annihlation. Your fighters for this round are Cole, Kyle, and Joshua, as they feast on another rousing round of fights and fatalities.
When Shao Kahn the leader of Outworld defies the rules of Mortal Kombat and invades the Earthrealm after their win over Shang Tsung the EarthRealm but band together and defend their home. Lui Kang, Sonya Blade, and many new fighters join them as they try to stop Shao Kahn and what could be the end of Earthrealm as we know it.
Will Mortal Kombat Annihlation be able to fight it's way to victory in the eyes of hosts or will is it just another fatality?
Evil Dead (2013)
Hello and welcome back to Feasts of Film! On this episode Jake has called forth from the dead one of his picks for the films he chose to review on the podcast and get ready for a blood bath as we dive into The Evil Dead (2013).
When a group of friends go to a remote cabin to help their friend who is struggling with a drug addiction they come across more than they bargained for. When they stumble upon an ancient book called the Necronomicon they accidently summon the evil spirit within, will they be able survive this encounter with the demons this cabin holds?
Will Jake's pick be one worth summoning forth? Or is this film one that that should've stayed dead? Well get your shotgun, chainsaw, and raincoats ready because it's raining blood on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Introduction: 0:00:00:0
(Intermission to Watch Film)
Film Recap: 0:11:00:0
Likes/Dislikes: 1:16:07:0
Favorite Moments: 1:17:30:0
Final Takeaway: 1:20:20:0
The Tip (The Final Score of the Movie): 1:23:54:0
Back To The Future
MARTY! YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST MARTY! THE FUTURE OF FEASTS OF FILM DEPENDS ON IT! LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST MARTY! ON THIS EPISODE YA GOT COLE, JOSHUA, AND THE CHAN CHAN MAN WATCHING BACK TO THE FUTURE! IT'S A GREAT PICK BY CHANDLER FROM HIS LIST OF MOVIES HE WANTS TO WATCH THIS YEAR ON THE POD! SO CHECK IT OUT AND ENJOY!
When Marty McFly is sent back in time in a time traveling DeLorean invented by his friend Doc Brown he begins altering events that could seriously mess up his future. Now it's up to him to try to set history back on course before he ends up erased from history completely.
Will this pick from Chandler be one that stands the test of history or is it too late to go back to the past to save the future of this podcast? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Warning: This episode does contain some dialogue that references attempted sexual assault and incest.
Podcast Timestamps
Introduction:
Film Recap - 0:00:7:47:00
(Intermission to watch Film)
Tastes/Distastes (Likes/Dislikes) - 0:01:08:06:00
Favorite Moments - 0:01:22:32:00
Check Please:
Final Takeaway - 0:01:27:54:00
The Tip (Final Score) - 0:01:32:19:00
Music By:
Finland - TrackTribe
AI_2 - Vibe Mountain
https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCk-VjU-AJ-jwvEBmq6zAsNg/music
A Knights Tale
In Medieval times those who were knighted would be able to compete in jousting competitions, when a knight dies unexpectedly in the middle of a match his servant William takes up the mantle to joust to win some coin for him and his friends to be able to eat. But even after winning the match Will has grander ideas, he decides to impersonate a knight and join all the jousting competitions to win riches and glory, so he can change his stars. But What will accompany this fake knight as he takes on jousters, rivals, and even the conquest of love all while trying to keep his actual identity a secret?
Will Sir Joshua's pick serve for a delightful feast or will this film be weighed, be measured, and be found wanting by our knights? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Warning: this episode does some include references to sexual situations that occur in the film and may not be suitable for younger listeners.
Show Notes:
Introduction: 0:00-9:10
Questions before the Feast: 9:11-14:12
(Intermission to Watch Film)
Film Recap: 14:32-1:02:05
Likes/Dislikes: 1:02:20-1:19:18
Favorite Moments: 1:19:19-1:22:24
Check Please: 1:22:38:-1:24:24
The Final Takeaway: 1:24:25-1:29:00
The Tip (The Final Score of the Movie): 1:29:01-1:41:03
Music By:
Doug Maxwell
Invitation to the Feast
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Foolish Mortals, you have stepped into the arena of Feasts of Film and now prepare yourselves to feast on Mortal Kombat! Cole, and newcomers Kyle and Makayla, shall join you in this fight, but will you be able to survive this feast?!
A tournament is held between the realms every few years to decide the fate of Earthrealm. Outworld has won nine tournaments in a row and needs to win only one more to invade and conquer Earthrealm but it new challengers join the tournament to defend Earthrealm. Lui Kang a shaolin monk who aims to avenge his brothers death at the hands of Shang Tsung, Sonya Blade a soldier who is hunting down Kano the man who killed her partner, and Johnny Cage who has trained in secret martial arts and is now an actor whose abilities are being questioned. These three along with Raiden the thunder God are all that stands between Earthrealm and doom. Will they be able to win the tournament or is all that awaits them fatality?
Will Cole, Kyle, and Makayla see this film as a flawless victory or will is this film just be another fatality? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Music by:
Sharp - Jermey Korpas
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbRZuQ5ampehni5RYpJlYOw
Master Of Disguise
Hello Film Feasters and welcome back to Feasts of Film! On this episode Cole and Josh return to bring you a semi-normal film feast! What is the dish that will be served up today? None other than the Master of Disguise! The film which debuted in theaters in 2002 and stars Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey!
When his parents are kidnapped one night by an unknown enemy, the mysterious past of Pistachio's ancestry as masters of disguise, is revealed! Pistachio must then learn to become a Master of Disguise himself to save his father from the clutches of evil!
Will Cole and Josh find this feast to be a meal prepared by a master or is this movie such a flop not even a master could disguise how bad it is? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Valentines Day (2010)
Hello once gain Feasters and welcome to a very special, lonesome Valentines Day podcast. On this episode Cole is all by himself watching the 2010 film Valentines Day.
On Valentines Day in Los Angeles love is in the air, or is it? The lives of several different couples of all ages, and different backgrounds intersect in this romantic comedy, but the question is will anyone be able to find true love on Valentines Day?
Listen in as Cole predicts how he will feel about this movie, and proceeds to take on the task of feasting on this film! But will this film be Cole's Valentine or is will this film be left brokenhearted? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Loneliness!
The Beauty of the Feast In Our Stars of the Year (Part 2)
Hello Feasters, and welcome to the First annual, The Beauty of the Feast In Our Stars of the Year! In this episode for the first time, Jake, Cole, Chandler, and Josh all gather together and talk about their Top 10 Favorite Films of ALL TIME! Listen in as they each speak on their favorite movies and why they hold such a place in our dear hosts hearts. Cole as some more games in store for the crew so join them as they celebrate Feasts of Film, from it's roots and what it has grown into, in the second part of The Beauty of The Feast In Our Stars of The Year!
The Beauty of the Feast In Our Stars of the Year (Part 1)
Hello Feasters, and welcome to the First annual, The Beauty of the Feast In Our Stars of the Year! In this episode for the first time, Jake, Cole, Chandler, and Josh all gather together and talk about their favorite episodes of the Feasts of Film Podcast in 2020. Enjoy as they go around the table reflecting on the episodes they were a part of! Also Cole has some games in store for the crew and you can play along too! So join them as they celebrate Feasts of Film, from it's roots and what it has grown into, in this two part episode!
*In this podcast there will be clips from previous Feasts of Films episodes that are played, a transition sting will be played going into the transition and an outro sting will be played as they exit the clip*
Fear Inc. (Unaired Original Episode)
Welcome back to the Feast of Leftovers and on this very SPECIAL episode, Feasts of Film presents the very first ever (Unaired) episode of the podcast. That's right, it's the infamous review of Fear Inc. A movie referenced many times on the podcast finally gets it's time to shine on the podcast itself.
When a horror junkie just can't get scared anymore his girlfriend turns to a company called Fear Inc. to help bring back the joy in terror. But what is this mysterious company and what happens when the game becomes all too real?! Will they be able to stop Fear Inc. or is this one game they are destined to lose?
Listen to and enjoy this previously unheard episode of "Why Did I Watch That?" the original name of Feasts of Film, and discover the roots behind the podcast that it has become. Will Cole and Jake find this film to be one worth feasting or will this film cause Cole and Jake to ask themselves why did I watch that? Find out on this throwback episode of Feasts of Film!
Emma (2020)
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Hello and welcome to the new year Film Feasters! For the month of January we are going to be heating up some Leftovers, giving you a taste of some pods that didn't get uploaded in 2020! For that reason sound quality, references to events, and jokes may be a little dated. But we hope you enjoy this feast of leftovers as we begin 2021 as Cole and Joshua watch Robin Hood: Men In Tights, a movie that was supposed to come after The Princess Bride! Enjoy!
Mel Brooks adds a satirical twist to the story of Robin Hood in this adventurous tale. Robin Hodo returns to his home after fighting in the crusades to find his entire family has passed away. His entire land seems to have changed due to the work of the evil prince John who is the brother of King Richard. Robin Hood must form a band of merry man to save his land and the beautiful Marian of Bagelle from the clutches of the Sheriff of Rottingham and Prince John.
Will this satirical feast be a merry good time for Cole and Joshua, or have these leftovers gone to waste? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Die Hard
Yippe Kai Yae Film Feasters! Jake is back with Cole as they end Feast The Halls, and 2020, with a BANG! Join them as they feast on, and debate the Christmas spirit of, Die Hard!
John McClaine a cop of eleven years just so happens to arrive at the Christmas party of his wife right before it gets taken over by terrorists, now all he has is his wits, his skills, and his barefeet to take out the terrorists and save his wife and all the hostages from what could end up being the worst Christmas Eve ever!
Will Jake and Cole turn into die hard fans of this film or is it time for this film to die? Find out on this episode of Feast The Halls and the final episode of 2020!
Music:
Ode to Joy - Beethoven
Performed by Cooper Cannell
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
In a room with a mic where some may speak
You will find a feast if it what you seek.
You'll find there many things, arguments included.
But The Grinch is one of those things that shall not be excluded.
So Join Cole, Joshy, and Chandolph as they sit at the feast
As they watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and find out who enjoyed it most and least.
For the last film before Christmas Cole, Josh and Chandller watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas! Based on the book by Dr. Seuss and starring Jim Carrey this film took a childrens classic and put it's own spin on it. But will this film live up to the great reputation the book has created, or has the Grinch succeeded in stealing any hope for this film? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
A Christmas Story
Seasonings Greetings from Feasts of Film as dive into another film that is sure to fill us with the Christmas Spirit. On this episode we will be Feasting in the Halls of A Christmas Story, another film that is a hallmark of the Christmas season.
All Ralphie wants for Christmas is the Red Rider Air Rifle for Christmas, but you'll shoot your eye out, is all that he seems to get when he asks for it. Now Ralphie must think of some way to convince his parents that he is worthy of such a gift. Wild daydreams, secret codes, leg lamps, and all kinds of antics are involved in this tale of A Christmas Story.
Is this film a Christmas story worth telling? Or will this film make us wanna shoot our eyes out? Find out if this film can put us in the Christmas Spirit, in this episode of Feasts of Film!
A Muppets Christmas Carol
Tis' the season to be feasting, and we are gonna be feasting in grand fashion tonight as Coal, Chandolph, and Joshy the Snowman all gather around the table for their first feasting of the Christmas Season when they watch A Muppets Christmas Carol.
The Muppets add their spin on a Christmas Classic in A Muppets Christmas Carol about the meanest, greediest, and loneliest person alive, Ebenezer Scrooge. A man who hate Christmas and all the joy it spreads but when he is warned he will be visited by three ghosts that will show him his past, present, and his future will this be enough to cause Scrooge to have a change of heart? F
Will this childhood classic for Josh rise to the occasion and be a worthy rendition of a classic tale, or will Coal and Chandolph find this to be one ba humbug of a film? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film: Feast The Halls!
Music By:
Canon and Variation by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
Return to Oz
Six months has passed since Dorothy went to Oz and her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry are growing concerned. Dorothy keeps talking about a far away place with talking Scarecrows and Tin Woodsman, and having dreams about this place. When her Aunttakes her to a special doctor who claims to be able to cure Dorothy, she is met by a strange girl and transported back to Oz. Dorothy finds that Oz is in trouble, as everyone has been turned to stone and the Scarecrow, King of Oz, is missing from his throne! Dorothy and some new friends must take it upon themselves to save the land of Oz from the evil Gnome King before it's too late!
Will Pilgrim Cole and Puritan Joshua find this return to Oz to be one full of life and adventure? Or would it have been better if Oz was left as it was before Cole and Josh returned? Find out on this last episode of Feasts of Thanksgiving!
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
Welcome back to Feasts of Thanksgiving and it's finally time for Jake to give his layout for us his feast that he has chosen that he is thankful for, and Jake has chosen Dead Mans Chest! Starting with the 2nd film in a franchise isn't conventional but we've never been that sort of crew here at Feasts of Film so let's feast me Harty's!
Jack Sparrow and his pirate crew on on another adventure on the seven seas! Many years ago Jack made a deal with Davy Jones to raise his sunken Pearl but when that debt comes due Jack isn't about to pay it. Meanwhile, William and Elizabeth are on the cusp of getting married when they are arrested for aiding Jack in the events of the first film, but if William brings back Jack's compass he and Elizabeth will be free, but to get the compass he must help Jack find a special key he's been searching for all while they re hunted down by Davy Jones, who doesn't like unsettled debts and has come to get what he is owed.
Jake chooses the 2nd film in what he calls "The Best thing Disney has done" and claim it to be a Feast worthy of giving thanks, but is this film actually a treasure to be hunted down or is this chest full of empty promises? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Hello Film Feasters and welcome back to Feasts of Thanksgiving as this time Cole and Joshua, go through Joshua's pick Who Framed Roger Rabbit? A pulp fiction film with a twist, toons.
When Eddie Valient, Private Detective, is paid to provide evidence the wife of cartoon star and toon himself Roger Rabbit, is cheating with Marvin Acme the owner of Toontown, he finds out that there is more to this marriage than meets the eye. But when Acme is murdered, Roger is the prime suspect! Eddie reluctantly sets out to prove that this rabbit is no murderer but will he be able to prove Roger's innocence before he gets DIPPED, or is he chasing one big rabbit trail?
Will Joshua's pick for this Feast be one that Cole and Joshua alike can be thankful for? Or was this rabbit overcooked? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film! Be sure to share us with your friends and let us know what films you want us to feast on!
Music By:
Covert Affair - Film Noire by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100795
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Familiar Feast: Toy Story
Well hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Feasts of Film. We are so thankful you chose to listen to this podcast and during the entire month of November Pilgrim Cole and friends will be looking at films that we have grown up with or that have made an impact on us that we are thankful for. On this episode Chandler, who was on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 pod, make a reappearance as he chooses Toy Story for his film. Also returning from TMNT 3 and The Princess Bride is Joshua who steps in and gives his thoughts on the film.
What if toys could talk, what if they could move on their own, what if they only did it when we aren't around. Toy Story focuses on the toys in young boy, Andy's bedroom. Woody the favorite is and leader of the group is living a fun happy life, until Andy gets a new toy for his birthday, what happens if Woody gets replaced and will he ever find a friend in the new Buzz Lightyear action figure with flashing laser action?!
Has Chandler picked a feast that we can reminiscence and feast on with delight and thankfulness or should these toys be put back in the toy box? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Thanksgiving!
BeetleJuice
The Maitlands are a happy couple who are living their best lives, but a tragic accident causes their untimely deaths and now a strange and unusual family has moved into their once cherished home. The Maitlands will do whatever it takes to get rid of them even if it means calling on the most eccentric bio-exorcist around, but what will they do when he becomes too much for them to handle?
Will Dr. Jakenstein and Count Colecula be in for a spooky surprise? Or is this Ghost too much for these hosts? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Fright!
Music By:
Graveyard Shift by Kevin MacLeod
Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3823-graveyard-shift
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Not As It Seems by Kevin MacLeod
Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4144-not-as-it-seems
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
Welcome back to the Spookiest Feast on the Internet, Count Colecula and Dr. Jakenstein dive into the depths of nostalgia and the terror of bringing beloved childhood books to the big screen as they watch Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark!
Stories, hurt, stories heal, and sometimes stories will come to life and terrorize you. That is what Stella and her friends find when she opens a book that was written by a murderer many years ago. But in this book the stories do write themselves, and each one has come to take her and her friends and show them what true horror really is. Can Stella stop the stories from coming true before the book is closed on all of them.
Will Count Colecula and Dr. Jakenstein find this to be another treat from their childhood or is this story better left on the page. Find out on this episode of FEAST OF FRIGHT!
Music:
Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100812
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Monster House
Hello and welcome back to Feasts of FRIGHT! Dr. Jakenstein and Count Colecula are back for more spooks, scares, tricks and treats! As they watch the 2006 CGI Halloween movie, Monster House!
What if you lived across from a crazy old man who lives in a living, breathing, house? Would you venture into it's depths, to reveal the secrets that are within? Dj, a young preteen thinks so, as he ventures into the belly of the beast he and his two friends discover this is one monster of a house.
Will Jake and Cole find this movie to be a well deserved spooky treat or is will this house only produce tricks for our hosts this Halloween? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Fright!
Music:
Spooky Ride by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/250/spooky-ride
Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org
Halloween (2018)
A Spooky Hello to you and welcome to Feasts of Fright! Where Count Colecula and Dr. Jakenstein feast on the fears of all those listening.
In this scary episode they look at a return to form for the Halloween franchise, Halloween (2018). 40 Years after the original Michael Myers is back but this time Lori, his younger sister is ready for him. Who is the predator and who is the prey in this direct sequel to the original Halloween?
Will Count Colecula and Dr. Jakenstein find this movie a fright worth their feast or has Halloween come too late to save this franchise? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Fright!
Music: Apprehensive At Best
The Princess Bride
Hello, our name is Feast of Film, you are listening to this podcast. Prepare to Feast!
On today's episode Cole and returning guest Joshua watch The Princess Bride, but could it be? INCONCEIVABLE! Cole has never seen The Princess Bride? We fix that on this episode of Feasts of Film!
When a young boy is sick his grandfather comes to read him the story of the Princess Bride! A story of romance, action, revenge, and giant rats! When Wesley, a young man in love leaves to find wealth so he can marry the love of his life, but when he is thought to have been killed she is forced into an arranged marriage with the prince Humperdink, but after being kidnapped she is pursued by the mysterious Man in Black and is joined by a Giant, a mystic, and a man who has vowed to avenge the death of his father.
The Princess Bride is a classic movie that generations have loved and cherished for many years. But will Cole find it to be just as much of a classic or is this storybook one that should be put back on the shelf. Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Familiar Feasts: Shrek Forever After
Finally, at the end of our journey of the Shrek franchise, Cole and Jake finish up the Shrek franchise with Shrek Forever After.
When Shrek is unhappy with his current life he is given the opportunity of a lifetime, 24 hours to go to a time when he could be his old Ogre self and scare travelers, torment villages, and just be an all around disgusting ogre. But what he finds is not all as it seems, for if Shrek doesn't cause Fiona to fall in love with him all over again, he may find that these 24 hours will be his last.
Will this be a satisfying finish to the Shrek series, or is the Shrek series just serving left overs at this point? What is the surprise that Cole has been hinting at Jake? Will we ever be finished with the Shrek series? Find out on this episode of Feast Of Film!
Familiar Feasts: Shrek The Third
It's not over until it's Ogre and it's almost ogre as Cole and Jake dive into another familiar feasting of Shrek The Third.
Shrek and Fiona are covering for the duties of the King and Queen while they are dealing with the King's sudden illness but when he finally croaks will Shrek become the new king? Also a villain from times past reappears for revenge and to claim the throne for himself.
Will this third helping of Shrek be just as delectable as the first two or is the Shrek series just reheating left overs at this point? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time
Hello Film Feasters and welcome to another episode of Feasts of Film, on this episode Jake is absent so Cole brings in two special guests, a long time friend Joshua and Cole's brother Chandler to watch a film Cole adores and Chandler abhors. When April is sent back to the Feudal Japan by an ancient scepter it's up to the Turtles to save her. But can they manage to rescue April, return home, and deal with a rebellion happening? Also will Joshua be swayed to Cole's side and hop on the Turtle Train or will he turn to Chandler's side and find this movie a shell of what it could've been. Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Music:
Game_On
Familiar Feast: Shrek 2
Drag Me To Hell
Speed (1994)
Pop Quiz Hot Shot, you find yourself dying to listen to film dissection and discussion, you live for 90's nostalgia, and you have a need for speed, what do you do? Listen to Feasts of Film, THAT'S WHAT!
When a Jack, police officer, thwarts the plans of a bomber who has taken hostages it seems like life is going good, but when the bomber returns and plants a bomb under a bus that will explode if it goes below 50 mph Jack must once again save the day.
Starring Hollywood icons such as Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper, and some guy from Ferris Bueller's day this movie is the essence of 90's Action. But will this movie be the adrenaline rush that Cole and Jake need, or will they be dying to speed through this movie just to end it? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Familiar Feast: Shrek
An ugly ogre, a talking donkey, and a princess with a dark, disturbing secret. Back in 2001 who would of thought these characters would come to be so beloved by so many including Jake and Cole. Today Jake and Cole take dive into a twist on the usual fairy tale, a movie that has captivated millions, and had an all star cast and soundtrack. and become a meme sensation. Will this movie live up to the standards that it has set over the years or will this be one movie Jake and Cole can't wait to be ogre.
The Invisible Man (2020)
Hello and welcome back to Feasts of Film, your podcast where food puns and movie reviews go hand in hand. On this episode Jake has chosen The Invisible Man (2020). The film that focuses on Cecilia who after escaping her controlling boyfriend just wants a fresh start, but when she learns of his apparent death events are set in motion that cause her to think that she can't believe everything she see's, or doesn't see. A fresh look at an iconic movie and character will this movie be a feast for Jake and Cole or is this one film that is better left unseen? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Music in Intro:
The Escalation by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4493-the-escalation
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Familiar Feasts: Contagion
Warning: Due to the current events of COVID 19, the subject of today's podcast may not be suitable for all audiences, Feasts of Film does not take these events lightly, and this podcast is in no way a means of mocking the events of this global crisis.
Hello Film Feasters, welcome to the first ever Familiar Feast podcast here on feasts of Film. For this podcast instead of a movie chosen by Jake or Cole that only one of them has seen, a movie that both have seen is chosen and talk about what they remember about the movie and if it was one that remember fondly or have a distaste for. The movie for tonight's feast is Contagion, a movie all about a deadly virus that sweeps the globe and gives an inside look into all the different aspects of what happens. Will this be a feast remembered fondly or will it cause Jake and Cole to lose their appetite? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film: Familiar Feasts!
Ouija: Origin of Evil
Welcome to Feasts of Film, your podcast for the tasting and digesting of all things film-worthy. Today our feast is centered around Ouija: Origins of Evil. The prequel to the 2014 hit, Ouija. Decorated with a 1960's feel, this film centers around a mother and her two daughters as she tries to make ends meet as she fakes medium readings. But what happens when she decides to make a Ouija board her new main dish? Will this be a lively feast or is it better off resting in peace. Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
Light's Out
Welcome to Feasts of Film your podcast for the tasting and digesting of films. On this episode Jake has picked another spooky movie called Lights Out. What is really there when we turn off the light? What kind of monsters are lurking there? And what do they truly mean? Will this paranormal monster movie be a feast to remember or will it make Jake and Cole rather dine and dash? Find out on this episode of Feasts of Film!
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Last Shift
Welcome to the very first episode of Feast of Film, a show where we (Jake and Cole) try to digest films for better or worse. On this episode Jake chose Last Shift, a horror movie based around the last shift in a "haunted" police station. Will Cole find this movie a feast or would he rather dine and dash? Find out right now!