Bonus Christmas Content: F.T.J. Covers Your Favorite Holiday Classics
A soundtrack for your holiday season.
December 25, 2021
Episode 44: Season Finale: The Goldblums
The prestigious Goldblum Award Show where we award the greatest of 2021 with the coveted Goldblum. It has been a hell of a year and a hell of a season. We will see you in February for Season 2.
December 25, 2021
Bonus Content: Home Alone
The Feat. Jeff Goldblum team brainstorms how they would protect their homes from intruders.
December 16, 2021
Episode 43: Santa Baby...Could You Not?
Mr. Big vs. Big Fitness, a foreboding farewell, Santa-Con 2021, Jesus Mecha Christ, Kindernews, R.I.P. Anne Rice, Creature Feature, and yes, we are still trying to get Jeff Goldblum. We promise.
December 15, 2021
Bonus Content For Subscribers Ears Only: The True and First St. Nick
Who is the true Santa? Find out in this bonus featurette as well as some holiday traditions from around the world.
December 11, 2021
F.T.J. - Brake-Check, Bob
Single by the Feat. Jeff Goldblum house band. F.T.J. (Fea Turing Jeff). This one is about road-head while stuck in school traffic.
December 11, 2021
F.T.J. - Box Hole
New single Box Hole by F.T.J.
December 11, 2021
F.T.J. - Cookie Jar
Cookie Jar. Latest single by F.T.J.
December 11, 2021
Episode 42: Dawn We Now Our Gay Apparel
Sesame Street Business School, Remembering the Holiday Christmas Night Train Thing, Austin parties with the influencers, Jeannine gets cut, finally... some gay Christmas movies, Eat your heart out Jesus... Chanukah has the best jams and of course... a moment with Jeff.
December 08, 2021
Episode 41: Tis The Season...Of Love?
A look back at Thanksgiving and a recap of gifts to come, Austin has our news recap (gasp), holiday movie reviews, Not The Onion, Austin & Jeannine scheme for romance, a new vocal app opens the door to possibility.
December 01, 2021
You Can Get Anything You Want At Alice's Restaurant (Expect For Alice...)
Happy Holidays... just wanted to let you all in on an Armstrong Family Tradition...listening to the greatest Thanksgiving song of all time but one of the greatest storytellers, Mr. Arlo Guthrie. Now I don't own the rights to this song and I hope it doesn't land me on the Group W bench.... but life is all about chances... and if asked...I will let them know... Officer Obie, I can not tell a lie...I put that song in the middle of my podcast...
November 26, 2021
Episode 40: We're Givin' Her All She's Got
It is our 40th episode...and it is a long one in case you need a break from the relatives on your Turkey Day. A lot has happened in our week off, so... a quick recap of the last two weeks, Kindernews, Thanksgiving Trivia, A Special Star Trek Expose, and bees.
November 24, 2021
Episode 39: Fixin' To Turn The Clocks Back
Daylight savings, the man in the attic, Happy Diwali, KIndernews hijacked, Austin has a Jekyll and Hyde thing with a Tennessean personality, The Culkin Dynasty, Tyler ain't never learnt how to talk right.
November 10, 2021
Episode 38: The Pillow Man
As the spooky season wraps up and winter begins, our dear friend Lindsey joins us today to regale us with a tale of how she met Jeff after his breathtaking performance in a children's horror theater production, Austin gets shit on, Now That's What I Call Sims 45, Chatter Phones for broken adults, immaculate conception, Christmas wishlists.
November 03, 2021
Episode 37: "Paul..." - Frank Herbert
Austin is replaced this week with a younger hotter model named Brickhouse, Jeff has been on this earth 69 years (Happy Birthday Jeff!), How to save money and influence people (theme park edition), Animal...stuff, The Metaverse, Dune (A review), Stories, they are not just for bedtime.
October 27, 2021
Episode 36: The Kids Are Not Alright
The truth is out there, Poohsticks for sale, Spongebob and his effect on the youth of America, Squid Games, Sadly, Not The Onion, and several moments of Jeff.
October 20, 2021
Episode 35: The Man That Met Jeff
We finally have a guest that met Jeff Goldblum, Captain Kirk in space, Kindernews, nature is brutal, Corrections Corner - DC Edtion, Shia Lebouf V. 4 Chan, tidbits, and of course...A Moment of Jeff.
October 18, 2021
Episode 34: High Time To Celebrate Mom Bods
Animal News, Blues Clues is Really Trending, The Little Lad Dance, New Dinosaur Alert!, Remember When Sinbad Was A Genie?, What Really is Natural Flavors? Brazilian Butt Lifts Is The Last Straw: Destroy The Patriarchy, #MomBods #BodyPostivity #WeAllLookLikeHobbits
October 06, 2021
Episode 33: He's So Freakin' Scared Of That T-Rex
Deep Cover, Tiger King Is Back, The Fast Food Industry is Getting Deep in the Game, An Interview with the Glorious and Translucent Katharine Hepburn, A Moment of Jeff.
September 29, 2021
Episode 32: The Boys Get Trolled
Ever heard of the Hard Money Millionaires? You are about to...the boys get trolled by their self-proclaimed troll. Talking Points: Cum Rocket Stocks, Australian Carp Herpes, That Time Austin Peed On A Bar, Social Politics, Movie Reviews, and Corrections Corner.
September 22, 2021
Episode 31: Turd Ferguson (we chose this title because "it's a funny name")
Happy No Recall California, Remembering Norm Macdonald, Vibe of the World, We All Learn a Little Something About Red Pandas, Tyler loves Aluminum Foil, Kindernews and Some New Show We All Have to See Called Toybox.
September 16, 2021
Episode 30: Our Dirty Thirty: Raw and Uncut
Seriously, no editing went into this one. We skipped recording on Labor Day. It was a holiday... just putting this one out in the ether. Raw. Fresh. Happy 30 episodes everybody!
September 08, 2021
Episode 29: Angel Glow
Talking points: Why the hell can't we find The Tall Guy?, Dinosaur talk, Taco Bell's new CIO, Thomas Crapper, and the Lost Legend of the week: Angel Glow.
September 01, 2021
Episode 28: www.onlyjeffgoldblumfans.com
Austin tries some segments, Only Fans bans explicit content, a look into credit scores, Unsolved Mysteries solves more mysteries than one would have thought, cute animal facts, Sadly, Not the Onion and the real Popeye the Sailor Man.
August 25, 2021
Episode 27: Florida Man or... A Day Without An Austin
Well... we couldn't find Austin so... Dave recounts his days in the sunny Florida islands, Jeopardy disappoints everyone, I scream when you try to give me that ice cream, the oldest Instagram influencers, Boy genius has a good idea and some dad jokes.
August 18, 2021
Episode 26: Rocket Man Burning Out His Fuse Above LAX
Jeff's wife is an Olympic medalist, Barbie becomes a better role model, animals that don't fart, the world's tallest poop pandemic...buckle up there is a lot of fart and poop stuff in here...
August 11, 2021
Episode 25: The Olympic World Athlete Edition
The World Olympics, Hippo Tragedies, Parrots Cursing Like Sailors, Meth Addict Trout, Kindernews, Doogie Howser, and the Hotdog to Bun Dilemma.
August 04, 2021
Episode 22: Under The Kinzie Bridge and Screaming
The Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident, Poop for cash, Kindernews crimes, The Team Takes On The Spelling Bee, The Atomic Tunnel, Dreaming in Color is a Young Man's Game, The Daruma Doll and its Bloody Past.
July 14, 2021
Episode 21: No Potty Mouth: An All Ages Family Friendly Episode Brought to You By the Letter F
Pronoun song, Goldblum News, Free Britney Fundraiser With a Little For Us On The Side, Euro Cup, Jeannine Joins a Cult.
June 30, 2021
Episode 20: Goldblum Pirate Radio
Corrections Corner, Elephant Talk, Vibe of the World and We Somehow Become a Pirate Radio Station.
June 23, 2021
Episode 19: In The Hills
Austin attempts to remember his birthday, Jeff Goldblum is a DND star...if that's a thing, the best of the good news, a Kindernews legend emerges, a good hard look at children's entertainment, our co-host is studying the newest hottest musical...we couldn't help but get a taste.
June 16, 2021
Episode 18: Match Made in Felton
Introducing our new co-host, honorable rats, What is Jeopardy?, Sheriff gets a facial, Noah's Ark deemed unseaworthy, Castaway Dentist Edition.
June 09, 2021
Episode 17: Then the Moustache Comes Out...
Today I learned, a second chance at the Goldblum Quiz, Santa or Jesus...?, real talk on anxiety, accents, the boys meet Papa Cash Elliot.
June 02, 2021
Episode 16: Hot Ones
We got a hold of the Season 13 Hot Ones hot sauces pack and we are going to take the challenge. Special guest Peter Hastings is along for the ride. **ASMR Content Warning** You will hear some eating and drinking. We are sincerely sorry. Enjoy!
May 26, 2021
Episode 15: Holding Court
Holding court so all the gentleman can come talk dogs, fun instruments you've never heard of, musicians during Covid-19, Portrait of a Young Goldblum Quiz.
May 19, 2021
Episode 14: Speaking Gen Z
Some Jeff related Kindernews and attempting to bridge the gap between the generational divide by getting to know the vocabulary of the digital generation.
May 12, 2021
Episode 13: Because He's Jeff Goldblum
A cracker mystery, Prancer the Chucky doll in a dog's body, and an interview with the man who wrote the book on Jeff Goldblum.
May 04, 2021
Episode 12: Austin Gets In Touch With His Feelings
Talking Points: Kindernews, The Corrections Corner, feelings, Tyler misremembers Harry Potter, White Boy Summer, celebrate a little-known celebrity ass.
April 28, 2021
Episode 11: A Terrible Band Almost Ruins A Lovely Episode About Feminism and Body Positivity
Tiny Coffee Table Sessions, W.A.P., Lil Nas X Vs. Republicans, aluminum, a man and his octopus, Austin loves his Dad, body positivity.
April 21, 2021
Episode 10: The Lost Peter Files: God Won't Let Me Die
Jeff facts, The World of Dungeons and Dragons, Matthew McConaughey, Lasers, Ringo is an MS Paint Artist...and he's bad...
April 14, 2021
Episode 9: Pete Buster and the Apocalypse
The vibe of the world, the third Armstrong brother, CDC guidelines for a Zombie Apocalypse, and a quick check-in with Barack.
April 07, 2021
Episode 8: Pseudo Sisters and Armstrong Misters
A call from a very special guest, flat faced dog syndrome, childhood memories, and the slow man chronicles.
March 31, 2021
Episode 7: Egyptology and me
Asthma game, Nerf is still trying, let's talk Egypt and its ancient culture, cancel culture comes for us all and Rugrats has something for everyone.
March 24, 2021
Episode 6: If It Wasn't For My David
Kindernews, beat farming, new intro options from an audio expert, "If it wasn't for my David you'd all still have an hour of your life left."
March 17, 2021
Episode 5: Are We A Murder Podcast?
Murder most foul, escape rooms, more murder with dinner.... yeah...buckle up.... white girls are gonna love this one.
March 10, 2021
Episode 4: A lesson in Modern Culture
Covid rules state to state, unsolicited advertisements, cultural consulting, snail fucking, A.S.M.R.? What is in a name?
March 03, 2021
Episode 3: A Lesson in Ethics
New intro music? The Gorski Dilemma, Cream Your Pants, Witch Trials, Perfect Date, Ben the most helpful boy, and a lesson in ethics.
February 24, 2021
The Boys are...still in town, Ep. 2
2 years later... Jeff has been busy, How big is a giraffe really? Sex food, Snapple Facts, Dad Bods, and love in a hopeless place.
February 17, 2021