Feeling Expert

It's here, the premiere of season 3.

The second season finale is here. The three co-hosts of this podcast engage in sausage talk as R shares his disappointing experience in cooking hotdogs made by a sponsor from previous seasons. Fred brings up Toni G's infamy and the fallout of her contract with an online shopping platform. #health #hotdogs #horse

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Nandito na ang second season finale. Pinag-usapan ng tatlong co-host ng podcast na ito ang nakakadismayang karanasan ni R sa pagluluto ng mga hotdog na gawa ng isang sponsor mula sa mga nakaraang season. Ibinahagi ni Fred ang kahihiyang dulot ni Toni G at ang epekto ng kanyang pag-endorso ng isang online shopping platform.

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Bellhop: Nikki "Nez" Busto / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: “Modern Attempt” by TrackTribe

Sa episode na ito, inabot ng halos kalahating oras ang apat na Feeling Expert na kaliskisin ang kakanyahan ng transhumanism. Nagtagumpay ba sila? Malamang hindi.

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In this episode, the quartet spends almost half an hour breaking down the essence of transhumanism. Did they succeed? Probably not.

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Mansplainer: Nikki "Nez" Busto / Contributor: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: “Modern Attempt” by TrackTribe

Nikki, who prefers to be called Nez, suddenly joins the show out of nowhere after one of the podcasters went missing in action to hide from the long arm of justice. Our uninvited guest basks in his hubris as he shares how teaching English as a second language to foreigners gave his life meaning and his wallet wads of cash. #communication #pageant #grabe

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Si Nikki, na kilala rin bilang Nez, ay biglang sumali sa podcast nang wala sa oras habang ang isa naming podcaster ay nagtatago upang takbuhan ang hustisya. Ibinahagi ng ating panauhin kung paano nagbigay ng kahulugan sa kanyang buhay ang pagtuturo ng Ingles bilang pangalawang wika sa mga dayuhan, kahit na wala namang nag-udyok sa kanya na magsalaysay.

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Featuring: Nez / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: “Modern Attempt” by TrackTribe

Pinagpatuloy ng tatlo ang pinag-uusapan nila noong nakaraang episode — inihambing nila ang pagpapanatili ng relasyon sa pagpapanatili ng sasakyan. Dahil dito, nalantad ang kanilang pagtatangkang itago ang kanilang kamangmangan. #hugot #outdoors #howmuch

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The conversation continues from the previous episode as the trio compares maintaining a romantic partnership with maintaining a car's serviceability, ultimately exposing their attempt to mask their ignorance of both.

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Micromanager: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: “Modern Attempt” by TrackTribe

Mardev demonstrates his uncanny ability to generate disparate conversation topics and somehow link them together. R attempts to hide his excitement as he gushes about the world built by horror manga artist Junji Ito. Another talking point is introduced later on, but then the episode ends abruptly. What the hell, man. #relationships #scary #literature

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Pinarinig ni Mardev ang kanyang kakaibang kakayahan na bumuo ng iba't ibang paksa at kung paano niya naiugnay ang mga ito. Pilt na itinago ni R ang kanyang pananabik habang ikinuwento niya ang mundong binuo ng horror manga artist na si Junji Ito. Tapos may iba pa dapat silang pag-uusapan, ngunit bigla na lang natapos ang episode. Nubayan!

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Whistleblower: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: “Modern Attempt” by TrackTribe

Sa episode na ito, tinalakay ng ating mga eksperto ang katotohanan sa paghigpit ng sinturon tuwing may recession at ang "apat na Gs" upang makaligtas sa pagbagsak ng ekonomiya. At huwag palampasin ang pagbunyag sa mga kabulaanan na ikinakalat ng mga influencer na tinaguriang success peddlers. #wow #business #snake

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In this episode, the three-expert panel discusses the realities of tiding over a recession and the "four Gs" needed to survive an economy in decline. Also: don't miss out on learning the truth about the myths spread by success peddlers.

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Mansplainer: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

The so-called experts pretend to know about renewable energy sources and ending fossil fuel dependence, before they segue into a brief history of animal testing and the theory that using skincare decreases one's testosterone levels. They also talk about the dirtiest man in the world, a topic that's likely close to their hearts and their (lack of) hygiene. #soap #cleanliness #godliness

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Nagpanggap ang mga tinaguriang eksperto na may alam sila sa renewable energy sources at pagbitiw sa fossil fuels, bago sila nag-segue sa pag-eksperimento sa mga hayop at ang teorya na nakakabawas ng testosterone ang paggamit ng skincare. Pinag-usapan din nila ang pinakamaruming tao sa mundo, isang paksang malapit sa kanilang puso at sa kanilang (kakulangan sa) kalinisan.

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Sandwich Maker: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Nagsalaysay ang tatlo ng mga kuwentong angkop sa panahon ngayon upang makahabol sa kung ano ang ginagawa ng iba ngayon. Sana ay makatulong ito na mapansin ng algorithm upang sumikat kami sa industriyang ito dahil labis na nakakapagod magsalita kung wala din namang nakikinig. #sindak #TrueCrime #horrible

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The amateur storytellers share season-appropriate content to catch up with what everyone else is producing these days. Hopefully, the algorithm notices this and helps us gain more exposure in this saturated industry because god knows this is the real horror we're dealing with this Halloween.

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Rihanna Impersonator: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Fred shares his wellness journey towards achieving a body mass index within the normal weight range. Mardev ponders the boundaries separating his waking life from the dreamworld, and how those two realms may overlap. #drugs #wow #swole

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Ibinahagi ni Fred ang kanyang wellness journey tungo sa pagkamit ng normal na body mass index. Pinag-isipan ni Mardev ang mga boundary sa pagitan ng tunay na buhay at mundo ng panaginip, at kung paano maaaring mag-overlap ang dalawa.

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Head of Disinformation: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Nagmuni-muni ang mga pod-keteer kung paano kaya pinapahirapan ni Jessica Soho ang mga baguhang reporter habang may live broadcast. Plus: dapat bang ma-access ng mga vlogger ang opisina ng pangulo? Tapos: Pomodoro technique, flow state, day trading, saan makakahanap ng screwdriver bits, paano ginagamit ng Disney ang mga pelikula nito upang manipulahin ang stock market, at iba pang random na bagay. #monkeypox #nihilism #instruction

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The three pod-keteers imagine how veteran journalist Jessica Soho tortures rookie reporters by grilling them on national television. Also: do vloggers deserve access to the presidential workplace? Plus: Pomodoro technique, flow state, day trading, where to find screwdriver bits, how Disney signals the stock market with their slate of upcoming film titles, plus other random stuff.

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Aquarium Liaison: Fred Baldevarona / Editor: Mardev Deveza / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Using their extensive experience in handling cellular mobile telephones, the trio of technologists discusses the merits and deficits of owning Android smartphones and Apple devices in the second season premiere of Feeling Expert. #mindblowing #technology #seaweed

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Gamit ang kanilang malawak na karanasan sa paggamit ng mga cellular mobile phone, pinag-usapan ng trio ng mga technologist ang mga merito at kakulangan ng pagmamay-ari ng mga Android smartphone at Apple devices sa pangalawang season premiere ng Feeling Expert.

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Nonconformist: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Sa yugtong ito ng buhay nila, inilarawan ng mga magpakunwaring dalubhasa ang kanilang pagsubaybay sa nangungunang plataporma ng henerasyong ito para sa balitang walang filter, kasaysayan, at iba pang paksa habang matiyaga nilang hinihintay ang kanilang tipak ng maalamat na Tallano gold sa unang season finale ng Feeling Expert. #wealth #wow #despacito

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In this one of many episodes, resident pseudo-experts plunge themselves into this generation's top platform for unfiltered news, history and everything in between while they patiently wait for their chunk of the fabled Tallano gold in the first season finale of Feeling Expert.

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Game Show Host: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Dog lover and spiritual enthusiast Don introduces us to prosperity gospels taught by Christian megachurches and the physics of holy water. Meanwhile, the pontifical trinity attempt to deal with potentially blasphemous content, which ultimately leads to [REDACTED]. #CharliePuth #religion #business

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Ipinaliwanag ng dog lover at spiritual enthusiast na si Don ang mga prosperity gospels na itinuturo ng mga Christian megachurches, pati na ang pisika ng holy water. Samantala, sinubukan ng tatlong hunghang na pag-usapan ang kalapastanganan sa diyos, na sa huli ay humantong sa [REDACTED].

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Chief Historian: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Ang mga matitipunong co-hosts ay nagpataasan ng ihi kung sino sa kanila ang may pinaka-epektibong paraan ng pangangalaga sa sarili — ngunit nakakakinis ba talaga ng balat ang baking soda at sabong Perla? Pakinggan upang malaman ang tunay na sikreto ng mga guwapo sa bukod-tanging bromantic episode na ito na puno ng testosterone at putok sa katawan. #halalan2022 #Harambe #bakingsoda

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Three swole sigma males rock out with their cocks out on self-love and skincare, but did they get it right with baking soda, laundry soap and The Time Traveller's Wife? Sounds like the perfect recipe for ejaculating a sudsy, testosterone-fueled smackdown on this bromantic special.

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Dance Instructor: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Granite" by Ethan Meixsell

In this episode, the pseudo-experts take the long road to positive porn talk through scientific research, punctuated with Mardev's saccharine highs and sugar crashes. Briefly discussed: the languages of cats and humans, the science behind supernatural anomalies, and healthy food options. #precinctfinder #rehab #pleasure

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Tinahak ng mga pseudo-experts ang daan patungo sa sex-positive na usapan sa pamamagitan ng siyentipikong pananaliksik habang naisingit ang mga saccharine highs at sugar crashes ni Mardev. Panandaliang tinalakay: ang mga wika ng pusa at tao, ang agham sa likod ng mga supernatural na anomalya, at ang paglamon ng masustansiyang pagkain.

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Facsimile Support: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Ihanda na ang iyong kuwaderno dahil ang dalubhasang multilinggwal na si Dr. Boris Brown, na siyang analyst sa UBS at kasapi ng Oxford, ay inunlakan ang aming trifecta upang magbigay ng kahina-hinalang payo kung paano maiwasang ma-scam online. Plus: karagdagang trivia tungkol sa mga pusa, dahil alipin kami ng mga hayop na iyan.

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Get ready to take down notes as multilingual subject matter expert Dr. Boris Brown, an analyst at UBS and fellow at Oxford, joins the trifecta and enlightens us with dubious advice to avoid getting scammed online, with even more gratuitous cat trivia thrown into the mix.

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Corporate Analyst: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

The pretentious presenters imagine what they would do if money weren't an object. Mardev wonders if he could take supplements that enhance sexual performance to enhance his workout performance. Fred introduces us to the Black Swan theory, which he probably looked up on Wikipedia before recording this episode. #MothersDay #hair #personalfinance

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Pinag-isipan ng mga mapagpanggap nating co-hosts kung ano ang kanilang gagawin kung hindi nila kailangan ng pera upang mabuhay. Nais malaman ni Mardev kung maaari siyang uminom ng supplement para sa ari upang mapahusay ang kanyang pag-eehersisyo. Naikwento ni Fred ang teorya ng Black Swan, na malamang ay nabasa niya sa Wikipedia bago i-record ang episode na ito.

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Horticulturist: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Upang maunawaan ang kahibangan sa halalan, binalikan ng mga feelingero ang panahon noong ₱1 ang US dollar habang sinubukan nilang makahanap ng respite sa agnostic stock market. Dagdag pa rito, naikwento ni Mardev ang hubris daw ng Amerikanong manggagamot na si Anthony Fauci. (Trigger warning: suicide) #CebuPacific #gamit #vaccines

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In an attempt to understand election mania, the feelingeros harken back to a time noong piso pa ang dolyar as they try to find comfort on the agnostic stock market. Plus, Mardev brings up American physician Anthony Fauci’s supposed hubris.

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Plant Wrangler: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

The subject-matter expert wannabes engage in a loungey fireside discussion of Elon Musk's wealth, used cooking oil, cryptocurrencies, and the physiology of working out. Plus: paano ba maging minimalist? #LeeDaIn #grabe #oliveoil

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Ang mga ekspertong F na F ay nakilahok sa talakayan tungkol sa mga kayamanan ni Elon Musk, mantikang nagamit na, cryptocurrencies, at ang pisyolohiya ng pag-eehersisyo. Plus: paano ba maging minimalist?

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Horse Whisperer: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Tinalakay ng mga host ang mga gamit nilang cloud storage platforms at kung sulit ba ang mga ito. Ginalugad ni Fred ang ilan sa mga pelikula ni Yargos Lanthimos, kabilang ang The Lobster. Pinag-muni ni Mardev ang epekto ng pagsagot sa tanong ng pagiging bampira sa mga pelikula. #DaltonGomez #awesome #files

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Three aging millennials discuss the cloud storage services they use and if the costs are worth it. Fred briefly explores some of Greek director Yargos Lanthimos's movies, including The Lobster. Mardev muses the repercussions of answering the question of vampirism in films.

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Water Dispenser: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe

Three elder millennials discuss how to go about starting this podcast. Mardev shares a taho vendor's opinions on the war in Ukraine. Fred asks: is the men's rights movement legit or bullshit? Plus, several other topics that the co-hosts attempt to tackle until they end up going on tangents. #RabiyaMateo #kriegspiel #pilot

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Tinalakay ng tatlong nakatatandang millennial kung paano simulan itong podcast. Ibinahagi ni Mardev ang mga opinyon ng isang tindero ng taho tungkol sa digmaan sa Ukraine; tanong ni Fred: legit ba o kalokohan ang kilusang karapatan ng mga lalaki? Bukod dito, iba’t ibang paksa ang tinangkang pag-usapan ng mga co-host hanggang sa anu-ano na ang pinag-tsismisan nila.

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Theorist Emeritus: Mardev Deveza / Editor: Fred Baldevarona / Publisher: R Sio / Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe