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Femme Noir

By Femme Noir

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!

For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! Episodes release bi-monthly.
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"here lies Anne, who suffered tremendous loss but handled it quite impressively" - Persuasion (2021) dir. Carrie Cracknell

Femme NoirNov 11, 2022

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01:43:23
"here lies Anne, who suffered tremendous loss but handled it quite impressively" - Persuasion (2021) dir. Carrie Cracknell
Nov 11, 202201:43:23
"What the heck kind of Black person summons a freaking mirror demon?!" - Candyman dir. Nia DaCosta

"What the heck kind of Black person summons a freaking mirror demon?!" - Candyman dir. Nia DaCosta

Happy Halloween! We're talking Candyman (2021), our Patreon community, and Horror as social commentary. 


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Oct 29, 202201:20:17
The Floor is Quicksand - Prey dir. Dan Trachtenberg

The Floor is Quicksand - Prey dir. Dan Trachtenberg

Kicking off October with the newest of the Horror/Sci-fi/Thriller Franchise Predator! Serena and Whitney in this episode talk survival, quicksand, colonizers getting what they deserve and more!  We also just launched our patreon page! check it out for exclusive content and tons of other fun things! Sign up before Oct. 28 and get a spooky Femme Noir exclusive sticker >:) Connect With Us:  TikTok/Instagram: @femmenoirpodcast Patreon: https://patreon.com/femmenoirpodcast?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
Oct 15, 202201:32:59
"Mansplain, Manipulate, Manwhore" - Don't Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde

"Mansplain, Manipulate, Manwhore" - Don't Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde

So much anticipation! So much drama! Is it worth the buzz?? Hear what we've got say as we discuss style, story, and spectacle in our review of Don't Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde! Don't forget to welcome our newest cohost Whitney as she joins us in our Femme Noir journey in her debut episode!

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Oct 01, 202201:16:15
“Hanging out with your best and funniest friend” - Bodies Bodies Bodies dir. Halina Reijn

“Hanging out with your best and funniest friend” - Bodies Bodies Bodies dir. Halina Reijn

WE’RE BACK! & so excited to bring some more movie reviews to you! This episode we’re talking 95 minute cleavage commercials, Pete Davidson: ‘real or just PR?’, & the deep fear of not knowing if we are who we say we are or if we just believe the lies we’ve told ourselves. Don’t forget to follow @femmenoirpodcast on IG and TikTok
Sep 17, 202252:38
"Even in that stupid universe where we have hotdogs for hands, we still learn to use our feet." - Everything Everywhere All At Once

"Even in that stupid universe where we have hotdogs for hands, we still learn to use our feet." - Everything Everywhere All At Once

Cult of Jimmy's, Mother's Day, Cinematic Rocks, what else could you want to hear about???? All these come up in our discussion of the film Everything Everywhere All At Once chosen specifically for Mother's Day! If you haven't seen this film, best get on it!

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May 07, 202201:01:15
"WHY WAS THE MOM'S PANDA SO BIG????" - Turning Red (2022)

"WHY WAS THE MOM'S PANDA SO BIG????" - Turning Red (2022)

We watched movies by A24 recently and ummmmm.....love them but they've been making like normal stuff?? also we watched Turning Red (2022) and talk about our adolescence and things this movie made us remember that maybe it would've been fine if we didn't. also Periods and post apocalyptic situations! 


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Apr 22, 202201:09:52
"This year's Oscars was a weird one..." - CODA dir. Sian Heder

"This year's Oscars was a weird one..." - CODA dir. Sian Heder

Honestly, we couldn't have timed talking about this movie any better AND we're so lucky to be able to talk about historic Oscar seasons back to back! Tune in to hear what we thought about CODA and the oscars season in general. 

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Apr 02, 202253:23
"1 star: the daughter was lost for like 5 seconds" - The Lost Daughter

"1 star: the daughter was lost for like 5 seconds" - The Lost Daughter

We are continuing our talk about this year's (2022) Oscar movies with The Lost Daughter (dir.) Maggie Gyllenhaal! We talk literary motifs v. movie themes as well as deep dive into Oscar nomination requirements. 


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Mar 18, 202252:10
"Take a shot every time Serena says she found out about a movie through Instagram" - Spencer

"Take a shot every time Serena says she found out about a movie through Instagram" - Spencer

Listen in as we begin out Oscars discussions with the film Spencer, The British Royal Family, and all the joys of the Hollywood industry including acting & major movie flops! Connect with us! @femmenoirpodcast on tiktok/instagram femmenoirsv@gmail.com Visit our website! https://www.podpage.com/femme-noir/  
Mar 05, 202246:03
"If you want to watch eternals............watch the old guard..."

"If you want to watch eternals............watch the old guard..."

Marvel's Eternals, dir. Chloe Zhao. We finally watched it and now you can listen to us be extremely conflicted about it! There's so much we talk about so join us! 

The Oscars is coming up and we love talking about movies in general! If you would like a special episode about The Oscars 2022 and what we watched and thought about the movies in this year's running, give us a trophy emoji in the comments on our most recent instagram post! 

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Feb 18, 202201:02:20
"Fellas is it gay to love another man intimately?" - The Power of The Dog

"Fellas is it gay to love another man intimately?" - The Power of The Dog

This episode we discuss the holy trinity! Men's butts, masculinity, and murder(???)...oh and Jane Campion's movie The Power of The Dog


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Feb 05, 202247:28
"Women should be allowed to do everything...including fail." - Matrix Resurrections

"Women should be allowed to do everything...including fail." - Matrix Resurrections

So the rumors were true...the Matrix ended up making a comeback! How do we feel about it? Listen to find out as we dive into the rebooted world of The Matrix Ressurections where you will question everything (and not just because reality is fabricated).

Jan 22, 202256:16
"Thank you Will Smith!" - Saving Face (2004)
Jan 08, 202201:02:42
"Who the heck is Dave?" - Passing (2021)

"Who the heck is Dave?" - Passing (2021)

Short episode this week because we are both SLAMMED with finals but this 90-minute Netflix gem fit perfectly into our packed schedules and we made a little time to talk about it. If you're similarly sardined by your schedule, this is a movie for you! Bite-sized runtime and making the award-circuit rounds with Oscar buzz so you can stay in the know without compromising your 50 side hustles. We should be back to a more regular schedule after the holidays! Thanks for listening!

Dec 13, 202135:07
The Nuances of non-white Leads - Plan B

The Nuances of non-white Leads - Plan B

"is there like an alternative????"

"you mean like a Plan B..."

Reminisce on how good (bad? ugly? I agree) high school was and solve the problems of censorship with Serena and Vic in this episode about the bud-comedy Plan B! Also if the people who made Euphoria listen to this we called you corny in a good way I promise don't blacklist us pls

Nov 14, 202147:01
“A white man blames it on the woman and isn’t that the true horror here?” - Fear Street Trilogy

“A white man blames it on the woman and isn’t that the true horror here?” - Fear Street Trilogy

Spooky season is upon us so of course we’re gonna talk about this one! Horror genre is known for its many tropes including the ‘bury your gays’ and the ‘ones that have sex die first’, this series does a lot to subvert these tropes so join us as we discuss! Follow us on Instagram and tiktok @femmenoirpodcast
Oct 27, 202152:37
"These kids are ABSOLUTELY not in high school" - Booksmart
Oct 09, 202154:39
"Everybody here grew up with James McAvoy, so..." Atomic Blonde

"Everybody here grew up with James McAvoy, so..." Atomic Blonde

This episode we bully Victoria for not having ever seen any movies! How can you not know who James McAvoy is! You haven't even seen NARNIA? Are you HUMAN? Featuring the new BIG 9 segment and other references to other things you may have heard of!
Sep 27, 202147:34
Weapons Grade Librarians - Gunpowder Milkshake
Sep 10, 202101:16:28
Immortals: blatantly disregarding life & all physical forms of pain - The Old Guard
Jul 31, 202153:44
Tell me, how are those cookies LAWRENCE?!?? - Black Bear
Jul 16, 202146:49
“Lesbi-Gay….it’s like if Hannah Montana had slurs” - Jennifer’s Body
Jul 02, 202155:49
“Whoever made the trailer for this movie needs to be fired” - Cruella
Jun 18, 202157:40
“Is it because my boobs are too big?” - Legally Blonde
Jun 05, 202143:07
"You could fill an entire genre with just movies about women suffering!" | Little Woods

"You could fill an entire genre with just movies about women suffering!" | Little Woods

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women!   Episodes release bi-monthly.    

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Little Woods!  

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May 22, 202140:13
WE DID IT! CHLOE ZHAO SHE DID IT! - Nomadland

WE DID IT! CHLOE ZHAO SHE DID IT! - Nomadland

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women!  

 Episodes release bi-monthly.    

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Nomadland  

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May 07, 202150:15
"THE DINNER SCENE" - Pieces of a Woman

"THE DINNER SCENE" - Pieces of a Woman

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women!   

Episodes release bi-monthly.    

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Pieces of a Woman   

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Apr 25, 202147:08
"No one is going to want to do that, but we did...so now you don't have to." - Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

"No one is going to want to do that, but we did...so now you don't have to." - Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! 

Episodes release bi-monthly.  

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom!   

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Apr 10, 202101:04:36
"Your drags are so specific it's like it hurts more..." - Promising Young Woman

"Your drags are so specific it's like it hurts more..." - Promising Young Woman

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! Episodes release bi-monthly.  

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Promising Young Woman!  

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Mar 27, 202156:45
"HIMBOS! We Love to See It!" - The Half of It

"HIMBOS! We Love to See It!" - The Half of It

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! Episodes release bi-monthly. This episode Serena and Victoria talk The Half of It!   

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Mar 12, 202101:14:19
"Let Me Just Look Sexy While I'm crYINgggg" - Birds of Prey

"Let Me Just Look Sexy While I'm crYINgggg" - Birds of Prey

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! Episodes release bi-monthly.   

This episode Serena and Victoria talk Birds of Prey!    

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Feb 26, 202101:09:06
"I Was Eloquent...Sh*t!" - You've Got Mail

"I Was Eloquent...Sh*t!" - You've Got Mail

ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM!  For so long, the American film industry has placed a spotlight on the male experience, from prominently catering to male directors and writers to featuring--and never condemning--misogynistic themes and narratives. Women in film have always existed, and it's time to talk about them! Join Serena and Victoria as they discuss and review films directed by, written by, or starring women! Episodes release bi-monthly.  This episode Serena and Victoria talk You've Got Mail!   

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TIMESTAMPS 

00:00:00 - intro/poll results from instagram stories 

00:15:25 - instagram shoutouts 00:26:05 - first impressions 

00:30:23 - movie breakdown 

00:48:31 - serena's fashion bit 

00:55:49 - fuck marry friendzone 

00:58:10 - bechdel test + 

01:07:49 - movie recommendations 

01:11:35 - rating the movie

Feb 12, 202101:16:48
"Some Pride and Prejudice Type Sh*t!" - Happiest Season

"Some Pride and Prejudice Type Sh*t!" - Happiest Season

Serena and Victoria review their thoughts surrounding Happiest Season! 

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Jan 29, 202151:57
"I Love You, Not Him!" - Wonder Woman 1984
Jan 15, 202157:31