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Fetch A Pail

Fetch A Pail

By Jackie & Jill

The Fetch A Pail Podcast is hosted by Jackie (Queer, Trans Femme, She/Her) and Jill (Cis, Hetero, Ally, She/Her). We're a bi-weekly friendship podcast about life, culture, and definitely NOT US. Join us for segments like, Queer Qorner, Current Obsession, Cork Board, and Science, Bitch!
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Fetch A PailJun 24, 2021

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01:15:51
S4E1: Banackie

S4E1: Banackie

We accidentally took 2 months off (again) but we just can't quit each other! Or you :) I think I was supposed to put a link to something in the show notes but I didn't listen to the whole episode when I edited it so I can't be sure. I guess if you really want it, you'll have to send an email to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com and tell me what it was supposed to be and then I can send it to you. While you're at it, ask a question or tell us about your life! *Edit to add #1 listener Aunt Patty reminded me the thing I was supposed to link is Jackie’s Twitch channel! twitch.tv/jackietr4n
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Feb 24, 202301:09:20
S3E11: Occasional Friends
Dec 15, 202259:25
S3E10: Everything’s Coming Up Jackie
Nov 18, 202201:02:17
S3E9: Gerber Barker
Oct 23, 202245:44
S3E8: Nothing Noodles
Oct 09, 202201:17:53
S3E7: Dingledore
Sep 09, 202201:08:22
S3E6: 540 Nose Grind Kickflip
Aug 28, 202250:26
S3E5: Bears Aren't Real
Aug 16, 202238:04
S3E4: Mono-Mites
Aug 03, 202201:07:55
S3E3: A Ji-Ackie Weekend
Jul 19, 202245:21
S3E2: Pills for My Nervitus
Jul 05, 202201:01:18
S3E1: We Came Back!

S3E1: We Came Back!

Jackie and Jill are Back(y) and Still… talking about stuff! After a relaxing and productive half year hiatus Fetch a Pail is back with new episodes, hopefully a few of you never got around to unsubscribing and are very excited to see us?

We recorded this episode 2 days before the Supreme Court (of the US) officially overturned Roe v Wade leaving it up to the states to decide whether or not safe abortions will be legal and available - spoiler alert a bunch of states immediately enacted restrictions, criminal penalties and outright bans. Our hearts break for every person with a uterus in these states who are no longer federally protected and we are grateful to live in Washington and California, both of which have our backs (at least for now). Everything feels heavy today, and though we’ve joked a lot about the dystopian hellscape we are living in over the last few years it seems like every day that passes it is less of a dramatization and more of a literal fact about our reality.

We’re not sure if it’s good or correct to post a frivolous episode of a silly time podcast today, but we started this podcasts in the depths of lockdown, Trump’s America and early waves of the deadlier stages of the pandemic and we continue to believe people deserve nice things and joy especially in times like these so we hope you agree and enjoy the escape. With love and solidarity


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Jun 24, 202201:04:19
S3E0.5: Oops! All Intros

S3E0.5: Oops! All Intros

And we're baaack! After a VERY long hiatus, Jackie and Jill are back and excited to catch up with you! We've compiled all of our hilarious intros from Seasons 1&2 as a teaser episode for the upcoming 3rd season of Fetch A Pail. So prepare your ear balls for half an hour of nonsense and keep an eye out for our new episodes soon! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Jun 16, 202234:26
S2E6: Jill's Birthday Episode!
Dec 16, 202101:27:59
S2E5: Bad Bond Brosnan
Dec 03, 202101:33:10
S2E4: I Put That Inside Me
Nov 18, 202151:37
S2E3: Sham2: Rude Orca

S2E3: Sham2: Rude Orca

Episode 50! This was meant to be a shorty aka Speed Run because Jackie had better things to do but we ended up talking so much that even though we skipped several segments it’s actually just a regular length episode, not our PB. That’s a speedrunner term, I am very cool for knowing it. Jackie has been pro being perceived this week and Jill had an… experience at the doctor that you’re probably gonna wanna know about. We have a great listener question and a fun new segment where we get to help Jackie with her OK Cupes profile! Plus a genuinely upsetting FAP Check and a Quick Queer Qorner. You can listen to Fetch A Pail wherever you get your podcasts, but if you listen on Spotify you can participate in some weekly questions AND soon will be able to upload voice messages for us! That’s some fancy future shit. Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Nov 04, 202101:02:39
S2E2: Jackie's Birthday Episode!

S2E2: Jackie's Birthday Episode!

Wow we actually recorded on time 2 weeks in a row, it’s almost like we are professional podcasters! Episode 2 of Season 2 is a very special episode indeed because we recorded it on JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY! Do you know Jackie as well as Jill does? Play along with the special birthday quiz and give yourself however many points you feel like because no one will be there to hold you accountable to the truth! No science this week and a lot of Jackie judging Jill’s media consumption but that’s normal. Maybe we should rename the podcast to Jackie Judging Jill. Fetch a Pail of Jackie’s judgments and dump them on Jill’s head like that movie with the scary prom lady. Happy Halloween week! Jackie’s fav song right now https://open.spotify.com/track/3QKKtAgmUkgt4uKpX5Hmlf?si=79a4417ad86948bd Rebecca Black video bbno$ & Rebecca Black - yoga (Official Video) Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Oct 28, 202101:20:32
S2E1: Dancey Time Club Town

S2E1: Dancey Time Club Town

Episode 48 aka Season 2 Episode 1: The Comeback! That’s actually not what the episode is called but it is what we did. After a somewhat unplanned and certainly unannounced hiatus from recording Jackie and Jill return to the mics to catch you up on the latest! You ready for your favorite segments? I hope not because we skipped most of them. You tryin to laugh once or twice and feel warm and fuzzy in your heart and maybe your downstairs business? Well you are in luck because one of those things could theoretically happen! Tune in most Thursdays for the next however long we feel like to experience the twists, turns, joys and disappointments of Fetch A Pail Season 2. The critics are raving with reviews like: “It’s almost as good as the first one” and “I forgot this podcast existed!” Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Oct 21, 202157:21
Noise Monsters
Sep 03, 202157:42
Solid Brick Of Substance

Solid Brick Of Substance

Lil shorty action comin at ya this week, but what we lack in run time we make up for in actually good content so you’re welcome! Jackie is living her best basic b word life via the Starby’s PSL and Jill is trying to do more hobbies and succeeding medium-ly. Your gals ponder if the success of PSL is contingent upon its novelty, or if it would be more profitable to offer it year round. Same question regarding other LTOs at popular fast food type restaurants. No Science or FAP Check this week but we’ve got a wonderful Queer Qorner, Obsessions and a little Whatchya Watchin action. Short ep = short notes aka shnotes

Aug 27, 202139:29
Caiylf
Aug 24, 202101:08:00
Trash Gifts
Aug 17, 202101:09:33
JaymesBondJr
Jul 30, 202154:55
Shawtay
Jul 22, 202137:02
Sharp Water
Jul 15, 202101:16:07
Schrödinger's Nipple

Schrödinger's Nipple

It’s back to school, b words! After a long (short), relaxing (very busy and somewhat stressful) summer vacation (one week hiatus from recording) your favorite gal pals (two people you listen to sometimes) are back and better than ever (except not better than episodes 32, 35 or 39 - probably). Actually, this episode is really good. There’s some real talk and some feels talk and a very powerful weekly obsession segment (spoiler alert - not Jill’s) that is heavy and important. Jackie has been playing a lot of video games and generally having a swell time doing it whilst Jill has been sweating and crying and generally being a whiny little baby. Don’t worry, she approved that description! Anyway she’s working on it. Enjoy a little extra catchin up plus Cork Bork, FAP Check, Double the Science (double the fun) and Queer Qorner of qourse. 

 

Arielle Twist

https://arielletwist.com/

 

Disintegrate/Dissociate (non-Bezos)

https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/disintegrate-dissociate/9781551527598-item.html?ikwid=disintegrate%2fdissociate&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=0

 

Disintegrate/Dissociate (Bezos)

https://www.amazon.ca/Disintegrate-Dissociate-Arielle-Twist/dp/1551527596/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1534965427&sr=8-1&keywords=Arielle+Twist

 

Sexy Beast Trailer (honestly, yikes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJO5m6EFL6A

 

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Jul 09, 202101:20:27
Soupes Coumf

Soupes Coumf

Join us for this week’s mystical adventure from Dog Psychics to the life hack of your DREAMS (that involves eggs). Jackie has been a real lucky b word the last couple of weeks and would appreciate some pennies thrown into wishing wells and four leaf clover discoveries on her behalf to avoid the impending changing of tides. Really the only thing you’ll learn about Jill this week is that she’s a real whiny baby when it gets hot. It was only like 79 today and she’s fully wrecked. Something else gets wrecked (Jackie’s b hole) but you’ll have to stick around past the Cork Bork to find out why. Jill finally watched Bo Burnham’s gosh dang Netflix special and only has 36 viewings to go to get on Jackie’s level. The second half is missing some of the usual segments but don’t worry it still slaps. Can you say that about stuff that isn’t songs? I’m gonna! We didn’t have any listener questions this week which is technically your fault but we also forgot to mention the questions email address again so I guess just click the link in the dang show notes already!! Considering the questionable nature of this content, I bet you can think of something *winky face emoji*

 

Jackie’s Virus

https://www.tiktok.com/@jvck13tv/video/6975261802342993158

 

The other Tik-Tok video we explained in detail

https://www.tiktok.com/@saint.josie/video/6976302382594477317

 

ATK Hard “Boiled” Eggs

https://youtu.be/RV9nz1qlY64 

 

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Jun 24, 202101:15:51
Tea-yness™
Jun 18, 202101:13:40
Barbershop Skydiving
Jun 10, 202101:07:07
Little Umbrellas

Little Umbrellas

Jun 03, 202101:02:33
Hotdog Linguine

Hotdog Linguine

What. An. Episode. To be honest, it’s a bit of a whirlwind but it felt like in a good way so don’t worry too much about it. Jackie has learned that money CAN buy happiness or at the very least not money can buy not happiness. Or more like not money can by nothing and that’s boring? Jill has been feeling all overwhelmed by things opening up and getting back to semi normal and trying to get her job done and also make and keep plans so she’s taking a mid-week one day-cation and is PUMPED about it. She also forgot to mention it’s her brother and friend of the show Jeff’s birthday tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF all we got you was a surprising and embarrassing transition to the Cork Board! Apparently yelp reviews are dead (RIP RUN) but we have all the best segments left over even if Jill only picked her obsession one second in advance and even if the new segment is more upsetting than funny! Listener emails are on fleek this week (I brought it back for the rhyme don’t @me) and at some point Jackie invents a new word but does not provide the definition so as to force listeners to come back next week. I think that might be entrapment, but I don’t know what entrapment is. Don’t correct me though just let me have this one.

 

Jackie’s Twitch Channel

https://www.twitch.tv/jvck13

 

Olympic Foraged Crafts (Maker of Jill’s fav herbal tea)

https://instagram.com/olympicforagedcrafts

 

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May 20, 202101:04:37
DNAnish

DNAnish

Oh crap dang it they recorded on Monday again so everything feels different, plus Jackie is MAD! She says it like how a cute baby would say it but really she actually is pretty mad. *sings to the tune of It’s My Party by Lesley Gore* You would be too if it happened toooo youuuuuu. We should talk more about that song and how it had a sequel on the same album. Can you even think of any other songs that have sequels? Another time. Jill is doing normal pre-pandemic type things like making plans and then not even cancelling them! Who even is she? This week’s Cork Bork is oh-so-special with an expert guest brought in to compete with Jill in what can only be described as “a game, technically” and to tell us all about his work compiling resources for the LGBTQ+ community in little bb Kitsap County where Jill lives (and where Jackie grew up). On the back nine (that’s what Jill just decided to call the part of the show after the Cork Board, it’s a golf reference - keep up!) Jackie learns something brand new and definitely super endearing about his co-host of 6 months and friend of more than 15 years. It might not be the best episode ever (it’s well documented that #32 holds that title) but it’s honestly very good. If you agree, slap 5 stars on us - won’t you?

 

Nils’ LGBTQ+ Non-Prof info

https://www.rainbowcrewnw.org/ https://instagram.com/rainbowcrewnw?igshid=a1wgcfh8o5kx

 

F9 Trailer 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEE4RO-_jug

 

How Did This Get Made breakdown of F9 Trailer 2 https://open.spotify.com/episode/7pDDLxdUPHZ3uFucVQIcnA?si=R4BR5X9EQhanSPryTBJnJQ

 

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May 13, 202101:06:27
Maj Groan
May 06, 202101:07:37
She Shoes
Apr 29, 202101:18:27
Napwell TM
Apr 22, 202101:03:23
Spathe
Apr 15, 202101:09:24
One Lump Of Charpane
Apr 08, 202101:17:01
Bucky And The Bird

Bucky And The Bird

Holy downloads, Batman! Thank you for dedicating some of the storage on your mobile devices to us  TWO THOUSAND TIMES!!! We’re not worthy *Wayne’s World bow* Actually, we are worthy! Keep the bow but scratch the insincere humbleness, we think we’re awesome and we are grateful that you seem to agree

Apr 01, 202101:30:53
Weep If The Tears Will Come
Mar 25, 202101:29:01
The New Zealand Hotdog Award
Mar 18, 202101:08:05
Horny For Cheese
Mar 11, 202101:04:06
Ends Meat
Mar 04, 202101:16:36
Water Pockets
Feb 17, 202101:20:14
X-Philes
Feb 10, 202101:19:01
The Candle Clause
Feb 04, 202101:26:04
Quality Qualm Quelling
Jan 27, 202101:21:15
Butthole Willies
Jan 21, 202101:16:25
Toastearch
Jan 13, 202101:23:35
The Blachelor
Jan 06, 202101:18:16