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Episode 30: Our Favorite Commie's Proxy War w/ Aaron Maté

The Fifth Column Community ShowAug 11, 2023

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Episode 30: Our Favorite Commie's Proxy War w/ Aaron Maté

Episode 30: Our Favorite Commie's Proxy War w/ Aaron Maté

Ben and Garrett are joined by Aaron Maté to discuss all of the Russia, Ukraine, and NATO things!

Aug 11, 202349:34
Episode 29: All About That D(isinformation) w/ Jacob Siegel & Eli Lake

Episode 29: All About That D(isinformation) w/ Jacob Siegel & Eli Lake

Ben is joined by Fifdom favorites Jacob Siegel and Eli Lake to discuss the absolute state of past and present American dis/mal information.

Jul 11, 202301:19:32
Episode 28: Two Dudes, One Ukraine (Part 3) w/ Adrian Bonenberger

Episode 28: Two Dudes, One Ukraine (Part 3) w/ Adrian Bonenberger

After a small(...ish) absence, The Fifth Column Community Shows returns! Ben is joined by writer, commentator, friend, fellow veteran, and Fifdom's resident Ukraine expert Adrian Bonenberger for the third installment of their ongoing discussions about the war in Ukraine. The lads discuss how the ground war is playing out, war crimes committed on Telegram, the F-35, Bernie Sanders, the propaganda war... all sorts!

Adrian's work has been published in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Foreign Policy, Deadspin, Forbes, and all of the other places. Follow him on Twitter @AdrianBonenber1.

Oct 12, 202201:14:44
Episode 27: Decline and Fall Ukraine: Russia's Manzikert w/ Adrian Bonenberger

Episode 27: Decline and Fall Ukraine: Russia's Manzikert w/ Adrian Bonenberger

Ben is once again joined by Fifdom's resident Ukraine expert, Adrian Bonenberger, to discuss all manner of things Ukraine! Topics include: we were right god dammit (with a few exceptions), Russia's stupidity in Hostomel and Chernobyl, the impact of atrocities being on TikTok, where nuclear weapons would be used (if they are), and more.

Adrian's work has been published in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Foreign Policy, Deadspin, Forbes, and all of the other places. Follow him on Twitter @AdrianBonenber1.

Apr 26, 202256:49
Episode 26: War, Filicide, and Sprinkles of Joy w/ Nancy Rommelmann

Episode 26: War, Filicide, and Sprinkles of Joy w/ Nancy Rommelmann

Nancy Rommelman joins Brad and Ileana to discuss a range of matters both pressing and perennial: Why is Zelensky running guns and stamps on Twitter? Is Nancy going back to Ukraine (it appears so!) and what did she discover while she was there? What does the future hold for Paloma Media? Why do mothers kill their kids, and what can we learn from wading into messy, uncomfortable details? All sorts!

Apr 18, 202201:23:12
Episode 25: 6th Anniversary and Moving to Substack w/ Matt Welch

Episode 25: 6th Anniversary and Moving to Substack w/ Matt Welch

The Fifth Column is turning 6! Brad and Ileana sat down with none other than Matt Welch to discuss.

  • Where they've been and where they're going;
  • The flabbergasting rise of the Fifth community;
  • Hello Substack, goodbye Patreon;
  • The future of free speech-loving media.
Apr 03, 202254:20
Episode 24: The First Successful DM Slide w/ Ben Dreyfuss

Episode 24: The First Successful DM Slide w/ Ben Dreyfuss

Ileana and Brad are joined by everyones favorite Fifth Column guest Ben Dreyfuss! And no one has done any preparation!

  • What the hell is Ben doing in Idaho? Wrecking homes and getting banned from local Facebook groups, mostly;
  • The Russia-Ukraine social media war;
  • Everyone is insane on Covid;
  • How Carrie Fisher saved Ben's life;
  • A flick of the wheel.

And much, much more.

Mar 15, 202201:38:57
Episode 23: Two Dudes, One (and/or No) Ukraine w/ Adrian Bonenberger

Episode 23: Two Dudes, One (and/or No) Ukraine w/ Adrian Bonenberger

Ben is joined by writer, commentator, friend, fellow veteran, and Fifdom's resident Ukraine expert Adrian Bonenberger. The lads discuss Putin's motivations and intentions in Ukraine, Ukrainian perceptions of Russia, and what war might look like on the ground if/when it arrives... in the next few hours or so.

Adrian's work has been published in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Foreign Policy, Deadspin, Forbes, and all of the other places. Follow him on Twitter @AdrianBonenber1.

Feb 24, 202255:30
Episode 22: The 9:4 Martini w/ Peter Suderman

Episode 22: The 9:4 Martini w/ Peter Suderman

The inimitable Peter Suderman of Reason, Cocktails with Suderman, and all of the other things, joins Ben and Jaye to discuss podcasting, guns, video games, Dungeons & Dragons, and being a sophisticated boozebag.

Feb 24, 202201:03:22
Episode 21: Two Jews*, Two Christians* and a Man* Walk Into a Trans Sukkah

Episode 21: Two Jews*, Two Christians* and a Man* Walk Into a Trans Sukkah

Ileana, Brad, ChayaLeah, Jaye and Lesley are in the virtual sukkah grappling with pressing questions related to identity: How much does identity matter? How much should it? Do Jews exist? Is Ileana more Jewish than Lenny Kravitz? And Brad has another podcast baby, but this time he's the one getting knocked up.

Nov 17, 202101:37:00
Episode 20: The Romanians are Rising, and They Talk Really Good (About Ethnic Studies)

Episode 20: The Romanians are Rising, and They Talk Really Good (About Ethnic Studies)

Aaron, Brad and Ileana discuss Ethnic Studies in K-12 education. What's the problem with Critical Ethnic Studies? Is there a way to do Ethnic Studies well? Why are we attached to liberal values?

Here is online panel hosted by the Institute for Liberal Values that we refer to in the episode:

https://youtu.be/U4M6p_Rn2z8

Nov 08, 202101:30:46
Episode 19: Does Adoption Produce Freaks? No (And Also Yes!)

Episode 19: Does Adoption Produce Freaks? No (And Also Yes!)

Brad and Ileana talk to Mary and Lesley, who were both adopted as infants.

  • Two fascinating stories of adoption.
  • Finding your biological family as an adult.
  • A brief history of adoption legislation.
  • The emotional impact of growing up as an adoptee.
  • With bonus cameo from a butter-loving preschooler!
Oct 27, 202101:27:52
Episode 18: Uncle Sam Wants You, And Your Daughters, Too: Expanding the Draft to Women

Episode 18: Uncle Sam Wants You, And Your Daughters, Too: Expanding the Draft to Women

Aaron, Ben, Brad and Ileana discuss the likely expansion of Selective Service Registration to include women. Is there *anyone* who thinks this is a good idea?

Oct 12, 202101:19:38
Episode 17: Let's Talk About Abortion
Sep 15, 202101:43:41
Episode 16: Is Larry Elder Right About Logging?
Sep 10, 202159:49
Army Commanders Were Never Going To Tell The Truth: Two Combat Vets On Afghanistan

Army Commanders Were Never Going To Tell The Truth: Two Combat Vets On Afghanistan

Afghanistan vet @actualbenprice and Iraq vet @garrettsasse discuss the Afghan withdrawal debacle. 

  • The brass is always going to kick the can down the road.
  • Afghanistan is not an actual nation.
  • The Taliban's own version of Sharia means women are definitely screwed.
  • Why did we give up Bagram?
  • If you want to slow the Taliban down, give them American equipment.

Send comments to ileana@fifdom.com

Original theme and production by Brad K.

Aug 25, 202158:37
Episode 15: Twitter's Favorite Senator Talks About Section 230, Occupational Licensing and Butts

Episode 15: Twitter's Favorite Senator Talks About Section 230, Occupational Licensing and Butts

East Virginia's most prominent politician, Shoshana Weissman (@senatorshoshana) who is also Head of Digital Media at R Street Institute bonds with Ileana and Garrett over their shared love of Jonathan Haidt, free speech, and outrageous humor.
Aug 05, 202142:14
Episode 14: Biological Fools on Artificial Intelligence

Episode 14: Biological Fools on Artificial Intelligence

How likely is it that humans will create a super-intelligent AI in the near future? How likely is it that the AI will destroy humanity while trying to stop spam emails? And in a universe without human consciousness, what happens if a tree falls in the forest? Ileana and Brad discuss. Listen to the end for a 4 year-old's insight into the matter. 

We are the Fifth (Column) Community Show. Find us on Twitter @fifthcommunity. Email ileana@fifdom.com

Aug 01, 202101:12:03
Episode 13: Ban All The Things! The state of education and CRT
Jul 16, 202101:02:12
Episode 12: Afghanistan, Unearned Valor, and the DOD to PD Pipeline (with Ben, Brian and Garrett)

Episode 12: Afghanistan, Unearned Valor, and the DOD to PD Pipeline (with Ben, Brian and Garrett)

Two veterans and an active duty service member discuss the impeding withdrawal from Afghanistan, the deleterious effects of warrior worship, and why local police departments should not hire combat veterans. Come for the nuanced and erudite discussion of US Middle East policy, stay for the drunken rants at the end. 

Jun 09, 202102:03:23
I'm Findable, Baybee! Fifdom (plus Fifdom spouse Ed) discusses UAPs, Aliens and the upcoming National Intelligence Report

I'm Findable, Baybee! Fifdom (plus Fifdom spouse Ed) discusses UAPs, Aliens and the upcoming National Intelligence Report

Brad: If 20 dozen alien races arrive on their beautiful ships, and they are all what we would refer to as straight, there’s no fluidity among the genders, how would that impact your view of yourself?

Jaye: I’m out. I would just take a ship, and I would fly away.

Brad: But they wouldn’t let you on the ship, because…

Jaye: No, they would. They would, though.

Brad: How?

Jaye: … I’m very charismatic.

May 29, 202101:14:13
When Everything Looks Like An Equity Nail, Section 230 Looks Like A Hammer

When Everything Looks Like An Equity Nail, Section 230 Looks Like A Hammer

Fifdom OG Ben Price (@actualbenprice) and almost graduated (whoo!) law student Michael Clardy (@mcp627) take on Section 230 in a conversation that naturally meanders through Monty Python, legal doctrine, defamation and cronyism.

May 10, 202101:10:05
Episode 9: You Can't Have It All, But You Can Have Joy

Episode 9: You Can't Have It All, But You Can Have Joy

Mary, Christine, Elizabeth, Sandy and Ileana talk about finding meaning while approaching middle age. We talk about the great lie of feminism, asking for help, being willing to show who you are, doing scary things, and discovering what you are capable and worthy of.

Here is the Meghan Daum piece that inspired this conversation: https://humanparts.medium.com/im-too-old-to-write-about-my-life-53a44ab65ffe

May 01, 202101:19:50
Episode 7: Part Deux - Sex While Libertarian

Episode 7: Part Deux - Sex While Libertarian

Alama (@hearalma), Garrett (@GarrettSasse), Ileana (@IleanaAlmog), and Jaye (@jtownmataco) return for a second round of talks on sex and dating. Using the frame of pros and cons of sex on the first date, the conversation covers first times, body counts, personal choices, with a dash of gender and biology, and includes dating tips and tricks from our token dude.


This episode is sponsored by - Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Mar 22, 202101:28:46
Episode 6: My Norms!

Episode 6: My Norms!

The wise folks of the Fifth reflect on changing norms of behavior in the workplace and conclude that we all lose when we have to tiptoe around each other. Plus, we're not all special, give back that participation trophy, and don't go into the humanities!


Mar 15, 202101:33:04
Episode 5: Moynihan Can Be Our Rebbe

Episode 5: Moynihan Can Be Our Rebbe

Ileana talks to ChayaLeah (@sayscl), the Executive Director of Beach Hillel, about fighting anti-Semitism by building bridges, the joys and challenges of being a heterodox thinker, the importance of ideas, and the value of norms.

Mar 03, 202147:47
Episode 4: We lead with the objectification, then hit you with the brain power

Episode 4: We lead with the objectification, then hit you with the brain power

Alma (@hearalma), Ben (@actualbenprice), Garrett (@garrettsasse), Ileana (@ileanaalmog) and Jaye (@jtownmataco) discuss feminism, dating as a libertarian, and titties. Plus, one household, one vote, relationship red flags, communal living versus having a personal house across from your house, and a teaser for an upcoming discussion on first-date sex. Enjoy! Also, if this episode sounds better than any of the previous ones, it's because Jaye edited it. Thank you, Jaye!

Feb 22, 202101:44:09
Episode 3: Yael talks to Garrett and Ileana about social media, finding community among the politically homeless, and being brave/calling bullshit

Episode 3: Yael talks to Garrett and Ileana about social media, finding community among the politically homeless, and being brave/calling bullshit

Yael really knows her stuff. Which is not surprising, since she pretty much created the framework for digital communications in the public sector from scratch. Follow her @yaelbt.

After the Jewish cabal of Yael and Ileana invite Garrett to "lean in" and join the conversation, the trio discuss finding community, contextualize the use and usefulness of social media, and reassure Bubbies everywhere that the Fifth Column community is not a cult. Oy vey.

Feb 12, 202155:42
Episode 2: Bad Parents' Club with Lesley and Norm

Episode 2: Bad Parents' Club with Lesley and Norm

Ileana, Lesley and Norm talk about parenting, kids, teachers, the California Forestry Department, higher education and high school kids hanging out with Matt Welch and his friends at UCSB (spoiler: it appears to have been entirely above board; like, completely unobjectionable.)

  • Leaving kids with babysitter for a week, before cell phones;
  • Appreciating the things our kids need our help with, because they will soon be independent;
  • Lockdown-induced growth;
  • What makes Lesley not want to kill her husband anymore?
  • Lockdown provides just-right social opportunities for introverts;
  • What are the young’uns doing during ‘rona times?
  • Where is Lesley’s oldest daughter every weekend? Who knows?
  • What got Norm’s son suspended from high school?
  • Norm hates rules though he used to work for the Man;
  • The interesting career paths of two Fifth Column listeners;
  • Do we need to compete with the messages our kids are getting? Norm says, “yes, and…”
  • Government has a God complex?! Lesley says, “You’re working for the government, you’re the moron!”
  • Parents are now expected to participate in everything, but Lesley don’t play that game;
  • Being dropped off on the UCSB campus at age 15. Also, did you know Matt Welch used to live in Prague? :)
  • Remember, parents: you're going to fuck up.
Feb 09, 202101:01:03
Episode 1.1 Communist Romania, Metallica vs Depeche Mode and Why Everyone Should Move out of Every Big City
Feb 02, 202101:44:48
Episode 0.1 National School Choice Week Special Edition

Episode 0.1 National School Choice Week Special Edition

Clarice Schillinger joined the Fifth Column Community Show to talk about her newly formed Keeping Kids in School PAC and their goals to get forward thinking individuals onto school boards in Pennsylvania, the damning evidence that she has helped uncover proving that unions have been working to thwart school openings and the culture of suppression tilted against a science and reality based approach for letting kids get back into the classroom. https://whyy.org/articles/want-kids-back-in-school-theres-a-pac-for-that/ https://patch.com/pennsylvania/across-pa/bucks-health-director-offers-steadfast-defense-county-s-methodologies https://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/editorials/editorial-ccea-wants-higher-taxes-for-education-but-it-opposed-ccsds-reopening-plan-2194666/

Feb 02, 202138:12
Episode 0.0 The Introductioning

Episode 0.0 The Introductioning

Listen at your own peril! The who, what, when, where and why of the adventure I'm hoping we can all go on together. Please excuse the quality, I have zero clue how to edit an audio file (any takers?). Plug in those headphones and give this bad boy a whirl! 

Jan 28, 202107:38