Film Critters Processes

!! SPOILERS !! Give me your tired, your poor, your aggrieved tech support employees, your grimacing anxious waiters waitresses and wait-thems, your CPTSD-afflicted public transit workers, your miserable frontliners at reception desks and cubicles everywhere, so that they may finally (FINALLY!!!) help me fix my FileMaker Pro. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/mJhy3kk2qFE Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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lesbian time-skip barbarian evil murder drama??? *eyes go large and my head turns into a wolf* AWOOGA *the movie is french* oh nevermind it's going to be really fucking weird about it isn't it 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

watch on https://youtu.be/PTcK8AP57Kc Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! yoo the engagement numbers on that dream sequence must be crazy 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/oJaIW1RvRDE Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! are you a cat person? a dog person? snake guy? lizard they? are you the tiger king? you got a slow loris? do you like bugs you bitch? 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/NvSQmuSXfDg Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! OUR MOST TRIGGERING EPISODE YET!! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/0qnv4A8nCF4 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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a new entry in the canon of girlboss gaslight 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

watch at https://youtu.be/mGPp9q2vP3Q Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! The ghost put Grindr on his phone. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/NOZtPhmzdqE Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! does anyone else's back hurt. i think that means a storm is coming in. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/stjR3OoDvGc Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! we're back. we're SO fucking back. we're so back you would not even believe how back we are. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/YhjinXdW6kw

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! WHAT IF I A TEEN SEX COMEDY

BOTTOM TEXT 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/33IqYa4jprM

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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It was fine. Decidedly evil. But it was like. Ok or whatever. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/XDgWCfgZa8g Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! group hallucinations. mandated quarantines. this time, our boy wes delivers a heart-pounding psychological thriller. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/zcco7PxAWuU Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! Negativland is GAGGING!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-critters Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! remember "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night"? Did you know the director's done two movies since? They're no Girl Walks, but we can tell you what else they aren't: Chappie. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Listen to find out more... 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/TGYfbtT9Ek8 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! fear is the career killer 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on http://youtu.be/kE5tEEpqjJ4 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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Double the Denis means Double the Penetrating, Deep-Thinking, Thoughtful Depictions of Probing, Interrogative, Heterosexual Sex Scenes. But also get this-- they're both about the pandemic.

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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That's it? That's what everybody was yelling about? That was just three hours of a woman screaming and falling down while men alternated beating off or going "this broad's daffy! This dame's flew the coop!".

Watch on https://youtu.be/USWLOlWUux4

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

It's not NOT Zoomer Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, but much like AvP it's more of a "whoever lives, we lose" situation.

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watch on https://youtu.be/jSmPQ3esPpk

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Ughhh don't you HATE running into an old ex? It's like, what a blast from the past (in the worst way possible!). AND he's still saying all that crazy stuff about his diet and expectations for an exercise routine, ugh! Thankfully, we just watched a little movie called Resurrection (another one!) starring desperate woman favorite Rebecca Hall and new up-and-coming character actor Tim Roth, that delves a little bit into how to handle yourself in these AWKWARD situations.

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

what is a man? a miserable pile of something something whatever. yes we spend this whole episode making stupid jokes about alex garland's "Men." what else is there to do when it comes to this movie lmbo  

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

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They've done gone and elevated horror the 70s video nasty. Watch out for crocodiles.

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watch on https://youtu.be/IC2vrzbuSng

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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close your eyes. listen to the sounds. what do you hear? two assholes talking about movies? oh.  

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 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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the batman. cool? no. sexy? YES. smart? nope, but that's just how we like him.  

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

This one is actually about the actual recent sequel this time we promise.

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The killer is (SPOILER WARNING) Ghostface, an abstract identity figure in a black hood and cloak with a jagged base and a white rubber mask resembling a ghost with a screaming expression. The movie is (SPOILER WARNING) not good.

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

What was the worst movies we saw of 2021? What were the best movies we saw of 2021? How many of them actually even came out this year, I mean honestly, it was kind of an overall meh year for film releases but goddamn was it a good one for film watches.

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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we interrupt your broadcast to bring you this...other broadcast...about yet another broadcast....bzzzzzttttt do not adjust your receiver...it is the 90s, or whatever

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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alright well at least there wasn't any stupid magician fights in this one.

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 

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Barroo got fucked all the way up by Titane, a movie that goes in a direction the trailers absolutely could not possibly have prepared you for. Wholesome family fun!

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 

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In which we discussed the unified theory of a Paul Schrader kinda guy, and making film where there is no answer to the question poised.

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

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what if giallo had a cover of pixies 'where is my mind' and also a scene where a bunch of cops fuckin' eat it? thank you james wan for this meal from my favorite kind of restaurant that i can recommend to basically nobody

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 

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 old...pig...why the fuck need "the"? how many letter word really need? As we continue to move forward with our new format, the critters decide its time to catch up on the only two films to leave any impression last month: the ones that starred formerly naked brother bandmate, Alex Wolff (Hollywood, take note!)

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

WARNING!! We're experimenting with a new format to hopefully get episodes out more often with a shorter, more structured format; unfortunately, the process of setting this up the first time lead to some bad audio issues, which we will have straightened out by our next one. This episode is a sort of proof of concept to see how like this style; let us know what you think on Twitter, in our Discord, or even over on Patreon!

welcome to season 2. we have a lot on our plate in today's session. space jam was a really formative moment in so many peoples' childhood, but how does it fare in the cold, cold light of the digital age? 

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog 

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch 

https://patreon.com/filmcritters

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[ cw: discussions around police violence, racism, gore, extreme violence, death ]  

Do you wanna play a game? You have spent your life watching Saw movies. Now Saw expert Jae Bearhat and Saw hater Barroo will make sure you never take them for granted ever again. You have just over an hour to hear them bullshit about brand synergy, torture methods, and hating cops. If you do not, the explosive device planted within this mp3 file will detonate. The clock is ticking, listener. How much are you willing to endure to save your own life?  

Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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[ cw:  discussions of violence, racism mention ]  

Hey why don't you Get over here :) :) and listen to Barroo and Jae Test their might :) to see if the brand new Mortal Kombat movie is a Flawless victory :) :) :) or a Fatality :) :) I hjave literally never played a video game in my life

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Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch