Fists of Fail
By Hosted by Will and Zero
Fists of FailDec 24, 2020
*General Review* Baby Assassins 2
It's a slice of life movie. I wish the editor sliced the movie more.
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Ep 234 - Steven Seagal Garbage Bin
We're all the April Fools today.
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*General Review* Road House (2024)
It's the battle of smiles.
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*General Review* One Percenter (2024)
Also known as 1%Er. Or One-Percent Warrior. I'm not sure which one. You can say I'm 1% sure.
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*General Review* Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
...And a bit of a series retrospective. With higher stakes and a lower budget.
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Ep 233 - Chuck Norris-a-Thon
Also known as the Chuck Norris Birthday Bargain Bin episode. Because we think so highly of him...
...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK.
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*General Review* Avatar: The Last Airbender (Season 1)
Putting aside the nerd lens to try to talk about this live action adaptation fairly.
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Ep 232 - Blood and Steel (1990)
It's the new year and we're still not deplete of Bruceploitation films. God bless.
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*General Review* Badland Hunters (2024)
First it was zombies and gangsters and supervillains. And now the apocalypse. Is there anything Ma Dong Seok can't punch to solve his problems?
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*General Review* Sixty Minutes (2024)
The movie is 90 minutes. What false advertising. Dislike. End of review.
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*General Review* One More Shot (2024)
Winner for Best Editing.
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Ep 231 - 009-1: The Beginning of the End (2013)
Never change, Japan. Never change.
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*General Review* The Beekeeper (2024)
People are BUZZing about this movie BEEing a real STING. I don't know how you can BUMBLE all these bee puns.
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*General Review* Mayhem! (2023)
If Taken and The Raid made a baby, it would be this movie. Which is ironic cuz they would probably kidnap this movie.
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Ep 230 - *Best Fights of 2023 and Year End Review*
It's been an eventful year for sure. It's a good thing nothing major or controversial is going to happen next year. We talk user comments and recommendations, do a small recap of the films we watched, and list out our favorite fights from the year 2023. Separated in the following categories: (1 vs 1 / Group / Creative / Honorable Mentions)
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Holiday Special 🎄 A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)
This movie will make you wish that Santa gives you a lump of coal to chuck at whoever is responsible for this travesty.
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HiYAH-TV 👊 Streaming Service Review
After sticking with it for over a year, can we call this service the definitive martial arts movie platform?
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*General Review* Expendables 4 (2023)
Everyone was waiting eagerly for the next Expendables movie. Said no one.
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Ep 229 - Fight Against Evil 2 (2023)
We must fight against the evil, which we are jealous of.
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*General Review* Silent Night (2023)
We went the whole review without making a Silent Night Deadly Night joke. Well this movie is still trash. GARBAGE DAYYY.
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Ep 228 - The Sword (1980)
After what feels like an eternity, we finally get to talk about a good movie again.
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🥋 2024 Channel Update
Happy Thanksgiving to our devoted listeners! Just announcing some key updates for the upcoming year and going forward as we move towards releasing more content.
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Ep 227 - Miracle Fighters (1982)
Is this an underrated Yuen Woo Ping gem or is Will still out of his mind?
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*General Review* Blue Beetle (2023)
When people think back to DC's catalog of good movies, this...will not be one of them.
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Ep 226 - Kung Fu Fighter (2013)
Join Zero as well all lose our minds listening to this random trash pick.
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*General Review* Ride On (2023)
It's like Seabiscuit but with a lot more Jackie. Or I assume. I don't know. I didn't watch Seabiscuit. And neither have you. ---
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Ep 225 - Miguel Wants to Fight (2023)
Time for more old man rants from Will.
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Ep 224 - 🎃 Halloween Bargain Bin 2
Covering classics such as Mutant Ghost War Girl, White Haired Witch, Rampant, Apocalypse: Stirring Change - Halloween.
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Ep 223 - The Unity of Heroes (2018)
Just call it what it is: Wong Fei Hung vs. Zombies.
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Ep 222 - Gundala (2019)
Stay till after the credits for Indonesian Nick Fury to tease the next movie.
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Ep 221 - Five Elements Ninja (1982)
We have a Patreon subscriber requested episode and it's an explosively good time! Like being torn in half underground kind of explosive.
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Ep 220 - The Brink (2017)
Will's on the brink of disliking this movie.
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Ep 219 - She Shoots Straight (1990)
This movie is a PSA to not mess with Sammo Hung's wife.
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*General Review* Outlaw Johnny Black (2023)
From the minds who brought you Black Dynamite, comes a movie that is not at all like that. Is that a good thing?
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Ep 218 - A Man Called Hero (1999)
The story about a man who abandons his child because the stars told him to. It's ridiculous. Just like all of astrology.
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*General Review* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
Children in a half shell.
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![Ep 217 - Game of Death 2 (1981) [a.k.a. Tower of Death]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_episode400/1445553/1445553-1694183184858-9fd38decd818e.jpg)
Ep 217 - Game of Death 2 (1981) [a.k.a. Tower of Death]
Just as a reminder, this movie is in the Criterion Collection...
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Ep 216 - The Roundup: No Way Out (2023)
You can solve all your problems by punching dudes in the face.
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Ep 215 - Skinny Tiger and Fatty Dragon (1990)
Just a movie about police officers abusing their powers. It's just a movie, right?
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Ep 214 - Hidden Strike (2023)
Jackie is back and this time, he's paired up with some guy. I don't know. I couldn't see him. ---
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Ep 213 - Bad City (2023)
The best fights in the movie involve an old man. That's not sarcasm.
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Ep 212 - Badges of Fury (2013)
Get ready for some second hand embarrassment for everyone involved in the making of this affront to mankind.
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Ep 211 - Kung Fu Jungle (2014)
We couldn't muster up the willpower to do Iceman 2. So this is apparently the better option. You're welcome?
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Ep 210 - Iceman (2014)
Donnie Yen takes a crap so hard, he destroys the building he's in. If that isn't a perfect summary of this movie, I don't know what is.
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*General Review* Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
If you thought the title was long, wait to you see the running length.
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Ep 209 - SPL II: A Time for Consequences (2016)
More like a "time for coincidences".
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Ep 208 - Kickboxer: Retaliation (2018)
Every good martial arts film needs to leave you asking: Why won't this movie end???
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Ep 207 - The King of Fighters (2010)
How did they manage to make Nikita vs Darth Maul not awesome?
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Ep 206 - Extraction 2 (2023)
The powerful but arrogant god Thor is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he tackles their biggest threat to date: a mole in the Men in Black organization.
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Ep 205 - Shaolin (2011)
What is up with all these heavy dramas having good fight choreography as well?
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