Five Minute Warning
By Ruben L Brown
Five Minute WarningSep 16, 2021
Episode 116 - Deal Breakers
On this episode, Ruben and MoeB talked about issues between a wife and his mother, people still not understanding what they can and can't say (N-word), keeping our borders safe with Foreign Affairs and in the My5, what are the deal breakers that we have in a woman that we choose.
Episode 115 - Men can't say...WHAT?
On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about what men CAN'T say, would we redo ti all and go to a HBCU instead of the mainstream university that we went to, we are also wondering if your pull out game is strong? We even have a special appearance from the Republic Country of Florida. Could be interesting...
Episode 114 - AG's #2 is becoming a legend within itself
This week on the Five Minute Warning, we talk about taking 20 million dollars or being an intelligent six year old again, MoeB talks about the International Colony of Florida in this week's Foreign Affairs, we introduce a new segment, then we don't (got to listen to understand) and what not to eat when you are about to visit someone's house, so you do not have to introduce yourself to the porcelain.
Episode 113 - Tell Me I'm Wrong
On this episode, we introduce a new segment by Mo=eB called "Tell Me I'm Wrong", and everything ensues. We also talk about getting random people to give vaccines out, when does free speech becomes dangerous and you hear that? Yep, it is the dog whistles again.
Episode 112 - Comin' in hot...
In this episode, the show started when the host's fandom for WFT was attacked by another member of the crew. Festivus was recognized when the crew spoke about their grievances from the past year. AG educates us on the 'Black American Flag'. That is some education that you need to her for yourself. The crew talks about what they are looking forward to in the new year in the My5. Happy New Year everyone!!
Episode 111 - Flyin' high on the bus
On this episode, we learned that an 850 pound pot brownie can and will change lives, where are our favorite places that we have been, we ask why Presidents Washington and Jefferson do not have the moniker of being a racist, and what songs that our outside of our normal genre of music that we like.
Episode 110 - Holiday Memories
On this episode, the guys talk about some of their favorite holiday memories, the annual camels beauty contest, another visit to Florida, another Rise and Shine from AG and we then talk about our favorite activities that are not related to sports.
Episode 109 - They all comin' fo' me
This week, it seems like everyone is coming for me, more than usual. Other than that, we spoke about people not doing their jobs, people being 'Grinches' and in the My5 we talked about what foods that we do not like during the winter holiday season.
Episode 108 - Go-Go-Gadget AG
On this episode, we talk about breast feeding cats on a plane, LeBron James kicking people out of games, college is now a total pf $500 a semester, AG showing off his go-go-gadget skills, and the rant about lying politicians. Yep, it had to happen
Episode 107 - You can always go back...to the kid's table...
With the return of MoeB in rare form, we talk about why pay for a fake vaccine card, when the shot is free, prison health outsourcing, the unity that the International Republic of Florida can bring to the United States of America, and MoeB makes peace with his sworn enemy, the kid's table.
Episode 106 - Horsin' Around
This week, AG and I talked about burning books, take your horse to school day, and vulgar banners. We also talked about whether marginalized groups can truly unite if individualization within the group continue? Just another normal episode of Five Minute Warning.
Episode 105 - Don't microwave your urine
This week, we spoke about Aaron Rodgers, a 17 year old trying to vote, a casino/resort hitting the STOP sign, a My5 about the best of the winter season and Foreign Affairs goes back into time to let you know how long MoeB has felt about our international borders.
Episode 104 - 2 Year Anniversary - "Sexual White Chocolate?"
This is the 2 year anniversary of the podcast! Thank you to everyone for listening. This week, we talk about cleaning up school pictures, sometimes being sexual chocolate for Halloween all the way may not be a good idea, when is cancel culture too much, and the normal hijinks that happen. Thank you for listening to us for two years!
Episode 103 - Dedication is a tattoo on your forehead...
This week, we talked about a terrible daycare owner, bad children drawings in school will get you arrested, the forehead tattoo person calls the cops on himself, and we talk about what we think about Halloween.
Episode 102 - Winning the lottery, becoming a Hater
On this episode, the My5 talks about winning the lottery and the hate that comes with that, also new segments including MoeB's Foreign Affairs segment. It is not what you think.
Episode 101 - The storm after the storm?
After celebrating 100 episodes, the guys get back in sync talking about someone who was part of their own search party, someone talking about some else's blackness, and the question of the day is talking about BET and is it good or bad for 'the culture;?
Episode 100 - Still can't believe it...
Episode 100! Wow. did not think we would make it here, but we did! This week along with celebrating, we talked about a homecoming invite, maybe gone wrong, the new Wonder Years show and how some people hate it, a new segment and on the My5, some of our funniest segments of the first 100 episodes.
Episode 99 - Going to film (middle) school...
This week, we talked about paying for other people's funerals and and awesome (fake) ad for a funeral home, defrosting 40 year old food out the freezer, tv coverage for missing black people, and making porn movies in middle school seems like a problem. Also, 007 a black man, possible?
Episode 98 - End of the summer, Enter: Crazy.
MoeB and I talked about Desantis cutting school money in Florida, children getting their hair cut in school, kids dressing as dogs in school now, and for the end of the summer, the My5 top 5 summer cookout jams. Party time!!
Five Minute Warning Best of #2
To catch you up from our time off, listen to the another "Best Of" compilation compiled by AG. This stuff is too funny!
Episode 97 - MoeB TakeOver
This week on FMW, MoeB took over the show, then Ruben jumped in and they talked about positive HBCU support, Larry Elder (and his views) and adult teachers having sex with children...again.
Episode 96 - Ramen, Oodles of Noodles: What is your flavor?
This week on FMW, karma comes for the former President, Pfizer is FDA legal now, baby suing Nirvana, someone built someone's house on the wrong land, and Ramen for shots, and how do you eat your oodles of noodles?
Episode 95 - It is our business
This week on the Five Minute Warning, we talk about the continuing battle between schools and the Governors. one University took a stand, R. Kelly, how did having sex cost a paramedic their job, a woman still thought that you get points for hitting children with a car, and can we truly 'check' ourselves at the door of life?
Episode 94 - Schools vs COVID-19 vs Politicians
This episode, we talk about another airplane-duct tape incident; schools fighting for in-school participation against the politicians that seem to be fighting with COVID-19; why are 14 year old children getting married and going to North Carolina to do it, and our memories of road trips when we were young.
FMW Special - COVID-19: My Truth and My Battle
This is a special interview by Marcus J (Host of Aint' No Half Steppin' with Marcus J - www.legacyinternetradio.com) with Ruben in his experience with getting and recovering from COVID-19 earlier this year.
Episode 93 - Sometimes, it is just a 'you' problem
This week, we talked about how the Florida school system is ignoring their governor, the Boston interim mayor bringing up slavery, the lying of people to make news, and we are debuting a new segment called: Why is Ruben mad...today? It is worth the listen.
Episode 92 - Toys with a side of Politics
On this episode, we talk about the US fencer who may or may not should have been at the Olympics, a parent taking some revenge at their kid's soccer game, Texas laws on sex toys and why are anti-vaccinated people the loudest? We also talk about crazy things that happened when our families get together. Very Crazy!
Episode 91 - Keepin' it going...
In this episode, we speak on the possible repeal of Roe vs Wade, SNL complaints, Car Dealerships out here on Facebook, the return of the 'Karens' and when did we realize that we were adults?
Episode 90 - 12
Education is something we should be proud about. However for some people, 12 is the magic number. We also found time to talk about Britany Spears. What to do if someone steals your car. What to do if someone wants to get off of a plane, while it is in the air. Be on the lookout! 'Karens' have returned! And of course, the question of the week is about whether you need and NDA or a consent form to frolic in our world today.
Episode 89 - Gettin' it!
This week on FMW, we talk about the year old situation with Rachel Nichols and Maria Taylor. We address the Navy player finally being allowed to realize his possible NFL dreams, NCAA players now can make their own money and with the My5, we talk about challenges and places.
Best of #1
So, AG decided to put together the best, funniest part of the last batch of episodes and made a 'Best of' episode. Worth the listen. I could tell you about it, but I do not want to diminish the funny...
Episode 88 - The Oppression of Old Math
MoeB and AG talked about the meal at IKEA for Juneteenth, how math has gotten harder but they call it the "new math", Houston workers get their notice, nine year olds getting offended by posters, and more on this episode. Yes, I am not in it this week. You know that the craziness ensues with these two.
Episode 87 - A beat down, a hit, and sprinkle in some vaccine drama makes an interesting cake.
This week, we talked about another fast food beatdown (hint: do not go across the counter), someone may be putting on a professional hit on a possibly elected State Congresswoman, the Navy protecting their interests and here comes the vaccine/anti-vaccine drama!
Episode 86 - All you need is love...
This week, we talk about the rights of a teacher, even though their opinion may not be agreeable; 4 Valedictorians and Salutatorians, for real? We also talk about how black exploitation helped or hurt the black community and how a couple's love changed the way we all have the ability to love, legally.
Episode 85 - Come on Tyler, really?
This week on the show, we speak about mental health and Naomi Osaka and are they two different things; the hiring of people in both college and pro basketball, and does/did the movie series "Why did I get Married" hurt the black community? Come join us for this rousing discussion that you are not going to believe...
Episode 84 - Family Matters
This week E-Money joined us on the show to verify MoeB's story about the kid running into the tree that he spoke of a month ago. But, we also had time to talk about a hospital requiring their employees to receive the Covid vaccine and other fun items. There is even a special appearance from someone special in this episode.
Episode 83 - How much is that house worth to you?
In this episode, houses were the topic of conversation. Someone couldn't get her house appraised high enough, seeming to be based on her race, and someone couldn't have their grand wedding at a home that they didn't own, but was going to do it anyway. In Chicago, the mayor has chosen not to give interviews to everybody anymore, and in the My5, we talked about how we spent our summers 30 years ago to now. It is getting hot out here!
Episode 82 - Do you really need all that gas?
On this episode, we talked about the craziness of the East Coast when gas was 'about to be gone', our theories of love, hate and a SUV being pushed into a home at 3:30 in the morning all came together and it is Ruben's time with the My5 'Five Questions'. The seat was pretty HOT!
Episode 81 - Sometimes, a rock can determine your future...
This week, AG, MoeB and I talked about someone working, but never getting paid, another shooting and choosing between a rock and your child custody rights. This episode, MoeB is on the 5 question hot seat. EN FUEGO!!!
Episode 80 - The Hot Seat: many visitors to it...
This week, we talked about a naked woman arrested while behind the wheel of a car, Tim Scott again, and the My5 is all about AG in the new My5: My Questions segment.
Episode 79 - The world keeps spinning...
MoeB and I talked about another chapter of the My Pillow saga, was justice really served, and our My5 talks about the experiences in our lives that made us who we are today.
Episode 78 - Fake money from Zamunda...
This week MoeB and I talked about Usher making money with his face on it and paying people with it, what happens when you pick on the wrong person and a neighborhood rises up against you and the My5 things that they used to say, "back in the day"...
Episode 77 - The Clapback!
This week, we had a family clapback to stay out of there business, another politician bring back the Trump rhetoric, they, and what movies changed our lives? The My5 will tell all!
Episode 76 - Die Hard Christmas
This week we talked about the rats who live at a Target, measures in Texas which changes voting in that state, Georgia's voting issues as well, and simply "hate" changes everything.
Episode 75 - Strolling down MoeB Lane...
This week, kneeling for "The African Way" and kneeling for audibles in football had different results, but similar negative meanings. VA has decided that the death penalty is done and MoeB took over the My5 with his childhood/teenager mistakes. Trust me, it is worth the listen.
Episode 74 - Are you raising your kids off Cardi B?
This week, we talk about why PR departments are necessary at Police Departments, waxing Trump all the time, and is WAP raising your children? If so, we have some information for you. The My5 comes to you this week about songs that changed you and the course of music itself.
Episode 73 - Words can hurt, whether you mean to or not...
This week, we talk about words that can change everything. Whether you want to come back to the cookout, talking that crazy stuff, or just throw out words that you have no idea what they are, but you may thought that it was cool (It wasn't at all). Then we talk about the one word that people just seem to have a different opinion on. The My5 simply talks about comments from socially tone deaf/racist people. Could be interesting...
Episode 72 - 3 out of 4 (years) is pretty bad...please help.
This week, we spoke about the purpose of political grandstanding, a teen who passed 3 classes in school in four years, and in our My5, learn about us through the music that interprets us the best.
Episode 71 - Covid-19, Cancun and your boy Rafael Edward Cruz
This week, Ruben drops knowledge about his fight with Covid, Ted Cruz ('nuff said), and in today's My5, we talked about what we miss about grade school.
Episode 70 - What is milk?
AG and MoeB talk about exactly what milk should be called, how many times are people going to do stupid things with their hair, and the State of Play in Texas.