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Flight Attendant Confessional

Flight Attendant Confessional

By Flight Attendant Confessional

Welcome to Flight Attendant Confessional; the tell-all podcast! We are two Flight Attendants just trying to get through life with minimum sleep, measly pay, and messy passengers. We are going to share the dirty truth of the airline industry from what really happens on overnights, to what we say about passengers behind their backs, and everything in between. There will be nothing educational to learn, no travel tips to share, just old fashioned hilarious stories and lots of passenger shaming.
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Ew David | Gross Things Flight Attendants Find on the Plane

Flight Attendant ConfessionalMar 07, 2024

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Ew David | Gross Things Flight Attendants Find on the Plane

Ew David | Gross Things Flight Attendants Find on the Plane

You may think planes are gross, but you might not know just how gross they actually are. This week we spill the tea on the grossest things that we have found or seen on the airplane.

We will be honest... this is our favorite episode yet! Find out what stories have us giggling the most, and what people are doing with poop in the lavatory. Spoiler alert, it's not going down the toilet.

Be warned: this episode is disgusting. There are no gory details, but you probably don't want to listen while you are eating. If you can handle listening to the hilarious details of passengers being gross than this episode is worth a listen!


Big news! We now have merch! Check out our new Etsy shop with funny-yet-cute flight attendant gifts:

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Mar 07, 202440:03
Live From New York, Its Jojo | Interview with Flight Attendant Jojo

Live From New York, Its Jojo | Interview with Flight Attendant Jojo

This week we have a very special interview... Our own Flight Attendant Confessional Host Jojo! She spills the tea on her new boyfriend, what its like being a single flight attendant versus being in a relationship, flight attendant training, regional versus mainline airlines, and a few new crazy stories from the sky.

Learn why one of her co-workers refused to work a trip, and much more in this comedy filled episode.


Looking for more Flight Attendant Confessional? Head over to instagram to catch our hot takes on aviation humor passenger shaming, and more. https://www.instagram.com/flightattendantconfessional/

Do you have a burning question for Katie an Jojo? Have feedback about the show? Or maybe you are a fellow flight attendant with a few stories to share and would like to be a guest on FAC. Please send us a DM on Instagram. We are always looking to connect with our listners!


Please make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode, and feel free to leave a comment if you like the show or have feedback.


Feb 20, 202453:16
Confessions of a Flight Attendant | The Worst Things We Have Done to PAX

Confessions of a Flight Attendant | The Worst Things We Have Done to PAX

This week we share the worst things we have ever done to passengers. We talk about purposefully losing someones luggage, serving food that has fallen on the floor... and a few other tricks we use to get revenge on mean passengers. Call us bitches, mean girls, or assholes, but sometimes you just gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Feb 18, 202430:40
Baby's First Interview | A Conversation With Our Favorite Flight Attendant

Baby's First Interview | A Conversation With Our Favorite Flight Attendant

This week we have our very first interview! Jojo sits down with our friend Michael to chat about rude pilots, drunk passengers, and the differences between flying regional and mainline.

There may even be a story about a torn ACL and a mid-flight fight. Flight attendant life never looked so glamorous, right?

Oct 18, 202301:02:22
From the Vault: Aspen, Miami, and Smoking on the Tarmac

From the Vault: Aspen, Miami, and Smoking on the Tarmac

We. Are. Back. Flight Attendant Confessional is here once again to spill the dirty details of the airline industry. Katie and Jojo kick off season 2 with an update about the podcast and stories from the vault. They cover the worst places they have flown into and a few other juicy stories never heard before.
Sep 06, 202347:25
Don't Be an A**hole

Don't Be an A**hole

Are you an asshole passenger? If you do any of the things we mention in this episode then, yes, you are an asshole. Just smile and say hello, be polite, and please for the love of God, try to use your brain.
Dec 15, 202201:04:30
Coffee, Tea, or Me

Coffee, Tea, or Me

Episode four is all about dating, or not dating-pilots! How many times have we been hit on by pilots and passengers? Have pilots mentioned their open relationships around us? We spill the tea about dating pilots. Is it really that amazing? Find out on this weeks podcast. Coffee, Tea, or me?
Dec 15, 202253:48
Rumor Has It

Rumor Has It

As flight attendants, we have a lot of down time with the crew... usually we sit around and tell stories and spread rumors. But apparently some flight attendants sexually harass and blackmail each other in their down time. Who knew!?
This week we are telling our juiciest flight attendant rumors. Find out why one flight attendant blackmailed another for sex, and what it takes to be fired by an airline. Spoiler alert: giving oral to a porn start during flight is grounds for termination.
Dec 15, 202235:40
Dirty Little Secrets

Dirty Little Secrets

This week, we sit down over coffee and mimosas and ask each other FAQs from our family, friends, and passengers. Find out why Katie hit a passenger in the face, Jojo's craziest passenger, and our biggest pet peeves. There is also a lot of “dirty” talk… about blood, urine, and poop. Probably best not to listen to this episode while eating. Did you think Flight Attendant life life was glamorous? Yeah, we did too. 😞
Dec 15, 202257:25
Flight Attendant 101

Flight Attendant 101

Welcome to our very first episode! This is literally our very first time recording a podcast so sorry for the long pauses, awkward giggles, and long ummms. We can only go up from here right?  Today we are chatting about ourselves although we cannot reveal too much because, hello, stranger danger. There are also a few of you out there with Flight Attendant fetishes, and while we have no judgement, we do not want you showing up at our door steps trying to cut off our faces so that you can wear them to your birthday party.  Most of this episode, however, will be about the basics about being a flight attendant. We cover things like Flight Attendant vs. Stewardess, schedules, crews, routes, bases, and types of airlines. Already a Flight Attendant? You may want to skip this section of the episode. Or feel free to listen and send us a long email about all the things we said wrong.  But, if you know absolutely nothing about the fabulous word of Flight Attendants, you may want to listen in. We will go over some details and vocabulary that we will be using throughout our podcast.  We hope you enjoy! (But if you don't, we are #sorrynotsorry) xoxo Jojo & Katie
Dec 15, 202256:50
Trailer

Trailer

Welcome to Flight Attendant Confessional; the tell-all podcast! We are two Flight Attendants just trying to get through life with minimum sleep, measly pay, and messy passengers. We are going to share the dirty truth of the airline industry from what really happens on overnights, to what we say about passengers behind their backs, and everything in between. There will be nothing educational to learn, no travel tips to share, just old fashioned hilarious stories and lots of passenger shaming.
Pardon our f*ck ups as we try to remember the name of our podcast and figure out what the heck we are doing.
Dec 15, 202202:28