Florida Pod Men: A Florida Man Podcast

How fitting. It's Xmas time and we're at the letter X. Two Christmas movies cause holiday confusion and Candian kids turn into dirty Santas.

Art & Nudity! We visit the Louvre to meet a protesting idiot. Then we take a trip to the wilderness as two Aussies get chased by a deer. We also have a great offer on a credit card for some reason.

Theft of a "toy" leaves a man in the doghouse. Bumbling crooks are one step away from the perfect heist.

This week we discuss an on-air spat at the BBC and a man of God who likes to have hired "companions" eat snacks off his body.

A TV gameshow scandal unravels due to the idiocy in our first story. We also revisit a former iVPOTUS...the i is for idiot.

A gardening dispute leads to a loss of fingers, but not in the way you'd expect. A video game console gets sold with a special "power up".

Liars, losers and life lessons. Bono makes a guest appearance in our L-themed episode featuring a fake funeral and misjudged invisibility.

Kevin tells a story about a burglar who will probably wind up as a food blogger and Chris introduces us to Kevin the Idiot. But not the co-host Kevin. He's an idiot too, but you've already met him.

This week, one of our 'J' themed idiots get skewered at a sporting event while the other sticks parts of his body in people's food at a restaurant. This sort of stuff shouldn't surprise you any more.

'I' does indeed stand for idiot in one of our stories this week as a customer service representative gets their revenge. The other story mainly involves ice, but the guys in the story are also idiots. Not a stretch, as that's what this podcast is about.

We're more than halfway through the halfway point of the alphabet. To celebrate, we feature a tragic story about fireworks and a funny story about pastry.

Being the crazy rebels that we are, today’s 'E' themed episode, or E-pisode, could easily be episode D or G as it features stories about a Dumb Dad & Grandad’s Grenade. At least we didn’t call it an Explosive Egg-stravaganza. Until now.

Our first 'D' themed idiot this week features construction-equipment inflicted vengence. We follow that up with a domino-effect of criminal hilarity...punctuated with the epic line, "Daddy Needs Gas"!

In this week's 'C' themed episode: Crazy chaos caused by cement and a criminal caught coz of Cheetos.

For the alphabetically challenged, this is episode 2 of our A to Z of Idiots. Today, both stories accidentally feature bananas. Same topic, very different idiots.

We kick off our 26-week long global, alphabetic extravaganza with the letter A, of course. Two stories, one letter, all idiots.

It's the end of another season. We go out in style by featuring a Florida Man who uses a prosthetic weiner to try and pass a drug test and another Florida Man who goes into full berserker mode after getting busted messing with a dog.

Our first Floridam Man leads the least exciting police standoff ever. The next Florida Man gives us some terrible dating advice.

Today we feature a Florida Man police chase that hasn't been as drawn out since the days of OJ. We also meet two bumbling criminals who unwittingly create the Florida Uber Trooper. Chris reviews bad reasons for calling 911. The Podmen have ditched the video calls and are in the same room for a change.

Florida Sugar Daddies and Mommas get their day in our first story. A bucket of human bodily fluid gets unleashed in the second story. Chris gets passive aggressive with his list and Kevin gets replaced by a pug.

This week:  A bad haircut for a bad dude equals a bad outcome for a Florida Man. A singing fish attacks a Florida Man’s man. We also visit popular toys over the years.

Burrito attack! Kid Doctor! Florida Man!

Wanna hear some stories about Florida Man? Good. This week: Our first story involves crime, saddles, a big truck and a lot of chickens. Story number two involves nudity and a violent crash landing by a drone. Chris goes all Dr. Seuss about bums, Kevin gets tangled up with Border Patrol.

In the Pinellas County Special nobody asked for (including us): A Florida Man gets frisky with a building, another Florida Man gets in trouble for having an umbrella, a Canadian gets Covid, and a Yorkshireman hosts a quiz show about odd laws.

We close out the season with our legal team on high alert as we present our first ever Disney Special. Florida Man in the magic Kingdom, what could go wrong?

Today, a Florida woman and her friends feature as she gets caught swimming in sewer for third time and her caring friends help keep her going. We also meet a Florida Man who fights off police but meets his match with a dog…only after having a little bit of a dance.

This week, we fall down a rabbit hole when discussing an 80’s TV classic. On our way down, Chris tells a weird sexy story with deadly consequences for a Florida Man, then Kevin shares the tale of a different Florida Man who tries to commit a burglary, and gets distracted by a toilet.

This week’s key phrases: Green shorts that magically disappear, golf cart road rage, Burns-Cox, David Lee Roth scatting. Join us!

Today, we hear about a Florida Space Man on a mission from POTUS to warn about a fantastical impending war. While we’re up in the air, we may as well discuss a Florida Woman who tries to bring something on a plane for emotional support…something you probably shouldn’t bring on a plane. Chris has a bad cough and Kevin tells a story about “meeting” Samuel L. Jackson.

It's almost the end of 2022 and this episode draws the year to a close with two more incredible stories. We've got one where a Florida Man uses everything as a weapon (except the kitchen sink, surprisingly) and another where time, and cheese, are of the essence - and subsequently valued at $5million - prompting a list of loony litigation. Happy New Year everyone!

Merry Christmas from the Florida Pod Men. In this festive-themed episode we take a look at a Florida Man who was stabbed with a squrrel and another Florida Man who used a Christmas decoration as a weapon. Both stories lead to lists of horrible, horrible things. 

What do you get when you cross a videogame-loving daredevil driver with a game of frisbee golf near alligator infested water? Nothing really. Except this episode.

This week: A bloodthirsty senator in our first story seems normal compared to man driving with a clown mannequin and a live grenade in the second story. We also investigate strange driving laws and Chris loses his glasses.