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Police - British Bobbies off the Cuff

Police - British Bobbies off the Cuff

By Fluckers

Old Bill, new world thinking. Lively, irreverent and tongue in cheek debates and discussions about Policing, the good old days with anything else thrown into the mix!
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Police - British Bobbies off the CuffMar 01, 2022

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King Of The Cops!

King Of The Cops!

Its not my fault its been so long, blame the hair gelled one!

Aug 17, 202259:59
Where is he then?

Where is he then?

A guest so covert, you wouldnt even know they were there.............oh, he wasnt there at all!

Mar 01, 202201:00:30
From Uniform to Drugs and Guns

From Uniform to Drugs and Guns

Stories aplenty in part two of our chat with Andy.

Feb 17, 202259:41
The Lost Episode!

The Lost Episode!

I’ve just found this missing episode, some Flucker forgot to publish it. I won’t say who but he uses hair gel.
Feb 13, 202259:59
All about 'The Good Old Days'.

All about 'The Good Old Days'.

Stories a plenty after a bottle of 10% Fluffiest Bunny from our wonderful sponsor Yupp! 

Our guest tells us about how it used to be. You'd better not assume it's all political correctness.

Feb 11, 202259:46
More from the firearms trainer

More from the firearms trainer

He's back, the specialist from PC to traffic to bikes to firearms to firearms training!

Feb 08, 202201:29:50
The Firearms Trainer (retired)

The Firearms Trainer (retired)

Welcome back to 2022 of the Fluckers!  We're back with a bang!  Really great guy with decades of experience and knowledge from the firearms arena.  From operative to trainer.

Feb 01, 202259:58
I've no idea what happened to those murderers M'Lud

I've no idea what happened to those murderers M'Lud

Part 2 of our chat over a beer with Andy. From mysteriously disappearing murderers to Notts Police and working with the best investigators.

Nov 13, 202159:31
I only went to the army recruiting office as a bluff!

I only went to the army recruiting office as a bluff!

How our illustrious guest found himself in the army without knowing he'd signed up and how his thirst for investigation led him to The Royal Military Police and to volunteer for everything......most unlike a cop!

Nov 09, 202159:32
Smells a bit Fishy

Smells a bit Fishy

The greengrocer is back from his travels to talk about misogyny!

Oct 23, 202158:35
To Hull and back Part 2

To Hull and back Part 2

More Yupp fuelled repartee with the Sign Man.

Oct 01, 202101:00:01
To Hull and Back. An Audience with the Mysterious Sign Man

To Hull and Back. An Audience with the Mysterious Sign Man

He did well to survive being Humberto Bongo's Tutor. He almost let the cat out of the bag in true Fluckers style!


Sep 26, 202151:38
Same one as before....Must have had too much Yupp!!

Same one as before....Must have had too much Yupp!!

On the road en route to visit the sign man

Sep 25, 202135:54
Big Paw!

Big Paw!

A Fluckers Roadtrip to deepest darkest Hull.

Sep 23, 202135:54
A sign from Bullshire

A sign from Bullshire

Freedom of thought Policing..........whatever next!

Sep 14, 202153:01
Phils 30 years in the job, but he wont tell you what he does now!

Phils 30 years in the job, but he wont tell you what he does now!

We talk to Phil who retired from the job as an Inspector after 30 years service.

Sep 10, 202101:18:55
I just couldn't stay away from the Middle East!

I just couldn't stay away from the Middle East!

Barny goes on to tell us about life after the Infantry and how he couldn't resist going back in country.

Sep 01, 202159:21
Army life, its infantry for you son!

Army life, its infantry for you son!

We interview Darren and talk about his military and post military life and how he worked with different Police services around the world.

Aug 26, 202158:50
The Greengrocer does not have The Clap!

The Greengrocer does not have The Clap!

So, who actually deserves the clap and appreciation of the nation......................................

Aug 19, 202159:33
Lets have one here son! Episode 2

Lets have one here son! Episode 2

More from the old days and Johns life after the job.

Aug 11, 202159:31
Lets have one here son! Episode 1.

Lets have one here son! Episode 1.

From 1967.....................32 years service, but didnt stop there!

Aug 04, 202158:39
Football 'Mad'

Football 'Mad'

It was more than just a loss..................................

Jul 15, 202152:22
Hes gone woke with thy knee

Hes gone woke with thy knee

wokeness........................

Jun 29, 202159:46
Where are you going on holiday?

Where are you going on holiday?

A delicious Smorgasbord of current issues clinically dissected by our resident racontours, the Fluckers!

May 29, 202152:41
It’s Not Worth It Part 2

It’s Not Worth It Part 2

The eagerly awaited second thrilling instalment about whatever it was we were talking about last time.

May 27, 202141:34
Is it worth it? Part 1

Is it worth it? Part 1

More beer laden discussions ftom The Fluckers. We got so carried away that we had to split in two!

May 24, 202151:10
Arrested again, but not in the Police!

Arrested again, but not in the Police!

The greengrocer wont stop asking about the Navy, did we tell you, one of us used to be in the Navy..................sorry, we'll get back to the Police again.

May 19, 202154:18
We're back you Fluckers

We're back you Fluckers

Welcome back after what seems an eternity of silence from the British Bobbies 'Off the cuff' plodcasters!  Enjoy. x

May 14, 202158:49
Slap my arse fatty!

Slap my arse fatty!

Remembering Matt, good cop good sergeant and a slap on the backside!

Oct 03, 202059:18
A Glock in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!

A Glock in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!

This was a disaster recording....................................

Sep 19, 202048:51
Dicks!!

Dicks!!

Nick, Dicks, Diversity and a bit of BLM!

Sep 17, 202001:06:44
Spider monkey and a bit of a mix

Spider monkey and a bit of a mix

We're back..........again..............free beer and a bit of a mix

Aug 05, 202055:42
Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter

more ranting and raving on yet another road trip

Jul 07, 202059:09
Whats todays excuse?

Whats todays excuse?

Couple of questions answered and a bit more..........................as usual!


Jun 16, 202001:19:01
Have it........!!

Have it........!!

A long overdue welcome back. Do we really need to say what this one is about?
Jun 13, 202001:09:57
Part II On target with the police Sniper

Part II On target with the police Sniper

Matt tells us what the future has install for him
May 06, 202039:03
On Target with the Police Sniper

On Target with the Police Sniper

Having been medically retired from the Police, Matt finds a new way forward proving there is life after the Police

May 02, 202001:00:10
Creepy Cummings!

Creepy Cummings!

You cant make it up to shiseter banks!

Apr 25, 202054:52
Enter the Trolley Gestapo!

Enter the Trolley Gestapo!

Was I the only Flucker seeing it coming?!!!

Apr 10, 202047:08
The Tiger and The Queen

The Tiger and The Queen

Our take on the current news stories

Apr 08, 202026:43
A Hot Weekend

A Hot Weekend

How we are all getting on with the Lock-down. Not a good time to be behaving like an idiot, but that doesn't seem to stop them!

Apr 04, 202052:23
Emergency Powers, the thin end of the wedge?

Emergency Powers, the thin end of the wedge?

Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Should we always trust the decision makers ?

Apr 02, 202058:01
Big Brother, is he watching us?

Big Brother, is he watching us?

Has the Covid 19 pandemic blurred the lines between protection and oppression and are the Police made pawns in this game?

Apr 01, 202040:31
Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theories

I used to be paranoid, but now I really do think they're out to get me!

Mar 31, 202031:01
A New Phase?

A New Phase?

How will the Great Unwashed 'help' to form our New World Order?!

Mar 28, 202001:03:44
In The Sunshine, Live from Outside In The Yard

In The Sunshine, Live from Outside In The Yard

Corona update and musing over current moral dilemmas

Mar 25, 202044:44
Lockdown down t' yard

Lockdown down t' yard

Our first locked down Plodcast, live from down the yard

Mar 24, 202031:36
You cant say that down the yard

You cant say that down the yard

Lifting spirits, touch on diversity.again and a thank you too!

Mar 21, 202032:06
Covid 19 or as Diane Abbott has..... Covid 27 and 5/4

Covid 19 or as Diane Abbott has..... Covid 27 and 5/4

A veritable smorgasbord of current affairs and Fluckerleaks!

Mar 17, 202055:32
Odour Snaf

Odour Snaf

A veritable cornucopia of Flucker nonsense this time round!

Mar 05, 202058:46