Forehead Fables

talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

the blankets were a lie

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions.

way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk.

this episode we forgot to even invite him.

My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

the boys are off to the movies or something

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now. 

We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion.

And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design. 

what have we become.

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates

just three dudes being dudes, talking about butthole mirrors and trying to figure out who bryan even is actually

Gamers are soft. They lack life skills and have tender, cold hands. Desperately in need of a positive male role model in their lives, the boys invited Professional Homeowner Wranglerstar to step in and lead them through the end times.

Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.

February is a special time of year because the powers that be saw fit to shave a couple days off the length of the month and the boys just couldn't handle it. Prepare for mediocrity, really just a low energy grind until they can finally punch the clock and go back to doing nothing for another month.

for when chipmunking one at a time just isn't enough

Sure she may be crawling on the ceiling and hissing, but we can fix her.

Nothing takes the edge off of a fresh moist curse like cold hard cash.

Ladies and gentlemen, the word of the day is "Consent."

The title really speaks for itself on this one.

Bryan has been so busy courting oil barons and rifling through his mountains of illicit materials that he hasn't had time for the podcast lately. Desperate for a short notice guest they tag in the first person they could find, for better or worse.

Sam was hoping that escaping to a treehouse in the Northwest would save his failing marriage. It didn't.

With Poob off in france doing whatever the france people do, Sam and Bryan record the hardest episode of their entire careers.

The boys met up and finally recorded a podcast in person... and it was easily one of our worst yet.

We're back for our totally legit and totally not a joke annual check up with therapist Dontoni in the hopes that he can mend our ruined friendship.

Three manboys talking about their spookiest moments and funniest animal attacks

The Sauce Boss took a break from streaming on Twitch and cooking up obscene garbage in the kitchen to star in one of our least coherent episodes to date.

Motors. Oil spills. Catalytic Carburetors. We're hardcore car guys here, real low hanging wrench boys. But when it comes to YouTube, there's only one channel that makes better car content and that's Good Enough Auto. We invited Blarg, the host, with the full intent of sabotaging his career and ruining him financially.

After months of teasers the D&D podcast "Die of Laughter" has finally launched so we decided to invite former guest and host of one of the most successful D&D podcasts out there, Freddie Wong of Dungeons and Daddies, to talk about it.

We're businessmen, and we're here to do business.

We had a prison guard on to talk about prison stuff, but Sam didn't realize Swedish prisons are basically just luxury resorts

Featuring our first guest with an actual career and education, this week the boys welcome Dr. Garrett Ryan. He is the author of "Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants" and creator of the YouTube channel "Toldinstone."

Yeah, we were surprised he agreed to come on too.

Poob does more field research, Sam gets challenged to a boxing match, Bryan remains imprisoned for bathsalt assault.

This ones for the boys. A little recap. A little behind the scenes of what we were thinking, what we were FEELING while in the woods. Fear? Lust? A combination of the two? You'll just have to listen and find out.

This episode had many giggles and guffaws. Our guest Senseifruit is a terrific artist and you should commission him to draw any kind of porn, he ONLY draws porn.

This dude talks about spooky things for a living. He joined the podcast to take a deep dive on the iceberg that is Poob's descent into alcoholism.

We finally managed to steal Wubby's OTHER editor