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For Sale by Owner

By For Sale By Owner Podcast

A comedy show that takes a look at lovable local listings and lends our sales "expertise".

For a half hour every other week, three sales experts discover what really sets good listings apart. We’ll give our sales "advice" and really take a dive into the endless sea of terrible online classifieds for your benefit and enjoyment.
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Episode 16: Milk by Drone

For Sale by OwnerApr 19, 2019

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Episode 16: Milk by Drone

Episode 16: Milk by Drone

A woman had two distinct problems and a can-do attitude and what she came up with was an enterprise unlike any other...with our help!


Topics include: Aggressive sales tactics, Jackie Chan's Wood Carvings, and Ryan's trophies.

Apr 19, 201938:31
Episode 15: Hu the Man, Not a Bear

Episode 15: Hu the Man, Not a Bear

Hello! It's me, the human podcaster who makes this podcast and requires food to continue living. I'm not a stuffed bear! Please listen to this episode that I recorded with my human mouth along with two other humans. I'm very much made of flesh and blood and not a stuffed bear. Thanks.


Topics Include: Stripper Pole Fishing, Basket-tude, and Bad Gifts for People You Don't Like.

Apr 04, 201933:35
Episode 14: Viva Hog Vegas

Episode 14: Viva Hog Vegas

Your favorite sales experts tackle a pressing subject on this week's episode: is wild hog hunting in rural Texas the new Vegas?


Topics Include: Big Educational Barbie, Flip this Haunted House, and Airbud Goes to College.

Feb 23, 201934:21
Episode 13: The Lost Episodes Part 2

Episode 13: The Lost Episodes Part 2

This is the end for Tina, the Trials Witch! We've scraped the barrel and brought you the last of our lost episodes this week.

Follow along on our Instagram, @FSBOPodcast!


Topics Include: Wiffle Sticks n' Tenny B's, Tut's House, and Viva Las Vapors.

Feb 14, 201933:36
Episode 12: The Lost Episodes Part 1

Episode 12: The Lost Episodes Part 1

This one is a doozy. Say hi to Tina, the Trials Witch and EJ, who was recorded somewhere in a vast, open cavern in our first of two "Lost Episodes". 


Follow along on our Instagram @FSBOPodcast to see the listings as you go along!


Topics Include: Scrapbook Campers, Don't Go Kickstarting My Heart, and Chicken Bears.

Feb 07, 201932:09
Episode 11: Sneaky Craigslist Weed Exchange

Episode 11: Sneaky Craigslist Weed Exchange

It's a new year, so let's hand out some new sales advice! But, please, go easy on us. We're working with a new intern and she's...well she trying.

Topics Include: Build-a-Bride, African Mr. Tumnus' Strange Menagerie, and our first letter from a concerned listener.

Jan 11, 201936:53
Episode 10: Dirty Bob's Delivery on TLC

Episode 10: Dirty Bob's Delivery on TLC

In FSBO's tenth episode, we help a seller really get their delivery business off the ground with their own show on TLC, the most reputable of networks!


Topics include: Half-finished fish art, toilet reefs, and a safe safe Christmas horse.

Dec 27, 201835:29
Episode 9: Super Special Holiday Edition

Episode 9: Super Special Holiday Edition

Happy Holidays from your favorite sales "experts". In this episode, the spirit of the holidays is fresh and our gift to you is an extra-long, themed episode. You're welcome and we're sorry.


Topics include: Blue Boy, Ghost Johnny Cash, and Dream Coats

Dec 21, 201840:59
Episode 8: Chicken Jam Box

Episode 8: Chicken Jam Box

The next time you go to a county fair, you better have yourselves an inter-dimensional poultry display case, otherwise you're just going to look like a damn fool.

Topics include: animal art, sibling battle game shows, and a lonely working man.
Dec 13, 201831:06
Episode 7: FIND DONNA

Episode 7: FIND DONNA

Back from hiatus, your favorite sales "experts" tackle craigslist's own long-awaited feature return - missed connections.

Topics include: Fancy fast food collectibles, a real pirate ship, and the value of a beanie baby.
Dec 06, 201834:45
For Sale By Owner Episode 6: Make Me Tom From Myspace

For Sale By Owner Episode 6: Make Me Tom From Myspace

This description has been HACK3d. This podcast has been H4CkeD. The three hosts have been H4CK3D. Actually, I don't want them. You can have them back.

Topics include: Bartered Erotic Fiction, Rustic Pinterest Garbage, Bears - Stuffed or Not
Jul 19, 201834:41
For Sale By Owner Episode 5: Spud Puns

For Sale By Owner Episode 5: Spud Puns

A single Groupon leads to an excruciating amount of potato-based comedy. Can you handle all the food humor that we have to offer?

Topics include: Trampoline art, cow AI, and an entire golf course.
Jun 28, 201834:15
For Sale By Owner Episode 4: Harry Potter Doki Doki Panic
Jun 07, 201832:50
For Sale By Owner Episode 3: Zorro School

For Sale By Owner Episode 3: Zorro School

This week, we tackle the intriguing world of school advertised through Craigslist. How many times has that copy been translated, copied and pasted, and re-translated? We may never know.

Topics include: Being from Ecuador, dong gongs, and old, bad, bicycles.
May 31, 201832:38
For Sale By Owner Episode 2: Wood Dreams

For Sale By Owner Episode 2: Wood Dreams

This time around, we get into taking your love of carpentry and turning it into an Etsy store with tasteful, yet intriguing, wood-themed nudity.

Topics include: Selling weed on Craigslist, off-brand Jeff Foxworthy mugs, and how to re-brand your new cult.
May 23, 201828:09
For Sale By Owner Episode 1: Doggie Tarot Cards

For Sale By Owner Episode 1: Doggie Tarot Cards

In our first episode, we do such a very good job of talking about salesmanship tactics that we definitely forgot to talk about salesmanship tactics. We get off track.

Topics include: The famous grill toilet, human conversation stater Al Jolson, and old meat.
May 17, 201837:49