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Taking Grandma to Applebees and Other Euphemisms for Sex

Frank and BeansApr 07, 2020

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Taking Grandma to Applebees and Other Euphemisms for Sex
Apr 07, 202001:00:57
Falling In Love With Your BFF

Falling In Love With Your BFF

This week, Beth and Brian announce some life changing news, while appropriately, talking about falling in love with your best friend. There's some Joe Exotic stuff in there too.
Apr 01, 202041:41
Interracial Dating
Mar 24, 202054:53
The Gift That Keeps Giving: The STI Episode aka Don’t Fuck Derek Jeter
Mar 18, 202001:21:01
Just Beat It!
Mar 11, 202001:09:39
Gettin Hitched!
Mar 04, 202001:35:11
Kissing, Smooching and Lockin Lips

Kissing, Smooching and Lockin Lips

Pucker up and listen to Beth and Brian exploring the past, present and future of our favorite past time, kissing!! Lock lips and find out how it started and what you can do to be a better kisser.
Feb 25, 202001:12:42
Weird Religious Sexual Practices
Feb 19, 202001:02:23
Stupid Valentine's Day (VD)
Feb 12, 202059:17
Countdown of the Top Songs About Sex
Feb 05, 202001:29:01
Condoms, and Sponges, and Rings...Oh My!!
Jan 29, 202001:15:10
Sex Positivity
Jan 22, 202055:05
2 Fast 2 Soon

2 Fast 2 Soon

This week Beth and Brian talk about when you've been moving too fast, too soon in your recent relationship. Learn the signs of moving too fast, too soon and what to do if you're moving too fast, too soon.
Jan 15, 202001:17:26
Sugar Baby University

Sugar Baby University

Welcome ya little Franks and Beanies, to your first day at Sugar Baby University. During this orientation period you'll learn what makes a sugar baby or sugar daddy, who you can be the best sugar baby or sugar daddy and hear reviews from our esteemed alumni.
Jan 08, 202001:22:44
New Years Resolutions for a Sexy 2020

New Years Resolutions for a Sexy 2020

Happy New Years ya little Franks and Beanies!! This week, Beth and Brian give you the top tips to make sure that your whole year are as sexy as possible! Slay 2020!!!
Jan 01, 202001:06:56
Naughty Gifts for Naughty People

Naughty Gifts for Naughty People

Beth and Brian explore the naught gifts you can get your naughty friends for Christmas. Dildos, Butt Plugs and Dildos...oh my! Happy Holidays ya little Franks and Beanies.
Dec 25, 201948:28
Soulmate Redefined; The "One" or the Five?

Soulmate Redefined; The "One" or the Five?

Beth and Brian cover Soulmates in this week's episode. Learn how the Hollywood version of a Soulmate is completely wrong and the 5 different types of Soulmates you've been missing out on!!
Dec 10, 201901:05:17
Kink Outside the Box

Kink Outside the Box

Beth and Brian talk about the ABCs of Kinks!! It's been a long time coming and a highly requested topic, lets scratch the surface and then spank this episode into submission.
Dec 04, 201959:22
Forget Frenemies

Forget Frenemies

Beth and Brian talk about the Negative Nellys, MJ the Moochers and the Lying Logans that all make up the types of frenemies! Listen to find out how to spot them and what to do to get rid of these people.
Nov 27, 201944:28
Beth in Austin: Successful Relationships

Beth in Austin: Successful Relationships

Beth wraps up her trip to the Altercation Comedy Festival by talking with comedians that are actually in a successful relationship!
Nov 20, 201901:03:41
Best Worst Porn Plots and Parodies

Best Worst Porn Plots and Parodies

Beth and Brian are talking about one of our favorite topics, porn!! This week, hear about the best worst porn plots and parodies out there and what states are watching which porn.
Nov 13, 201901:07:58
Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater Part 3

Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater Part 3

Beth and Brian rap up their cheating series with the third installment. This time, learn how to survive after infidelity and continue on with your relationship. Don't forget to vote for Taylor Hern, a long time friend and guest on the podcast, for best comedian!! https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fidleclassmag.com%2Fblackapple2019%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR07EET9xPOW3XtWq2Yl_DIoZ6i4ytaO0iw_Enm6FocaLE3gPaki95iLvWQ&h=AT1646sMzPi1nkQir3H2ee-OK3ZLVGAqGnrz96brjhkew0LdiRo7IvMUAc6dqyB-K8DcwSHZGefAwkUMzqdVrI4zzy1kJMA5FxKw-Jd354KU0bPM4EvmZDjfORF2gRGnEQ
Nov 06, 201901:06:09
Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater Part 2

Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater Part 2

Beth and Brian continue their series on them low down, dirty cheaters. In this episode, uncover the subtle hints that you may be the victim of infidelity and learn how sneaky these cheaters really can be!
Oct 30, 201901:02:32
Dating with a Disability Part Two

Dating with a Disability Part Two

Beth continues her Altercation Comedy Festival series with two amazing comedians, Ray Porter from Northwest Arkansas and Lou Moon from Phoenix. Both Ray and Lou have disabilities and talk about their experiences in the dating world.
Oct 09, 201947:41
Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater

Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater

Beth and Brian dissect the reasons why people cheat and what the motivating factors are contributing to infidelity in your relationship.
Find out how many people are cheating or being cheated on.
Oct 08, 201901:18:27
Chivalry, Racism and Glen Danzig with Jayson Acevedo

Chivalry, Racism and Glen Danzig with Jayson Acevedo

Chivalry, Racism and Glen Danzig with Jayson Acevedo by Frank and Beans
Oct 03, 201901:11:02
In Love or In Like

In Love or In Like

This week, Beth and Brian compare what it looks like to be in love verses being in like. Find out if you're really in love or if you're just in like.
Sep 25, 201958:16
What What In The Butt

What What In The Butt

Hey ya Franks and Beanies!! We're talking about butt stuff this week so turn and get all the tips, but just the tip, on how to try and enjoy ass play.
Sep 11, 201901:01:35
Getting It On When You're Getting In Your Years

Getting It On When You're Getting In Your Years

This week, Beth and Brian celebrate their 50th episode by talking about old people sex and vaginal dryness...it's very uncomfortable. Listen and learn about how to keep your motor running after you've got some miles on it.
Aug 28, 201958:47
Body Language

Body Language

Beth and Brian cover body language and nonverbal communication. Ever wonder what it means when someone crosses their arms? Maybe you wonder why someone puts their hands on their hips, other than to dip. Get the answers to all these questions and find out what the crotch display is!!
Aug 14, 201957:58
Ghosting... What a Bunch of Boo Sheet

Ghosting... What a Bunch of Boo Sheet

Ghosting... the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication. We've all done it and we've all had it happen. Find out why people ghost and how they are doing it. Ectoplasm optional.
Jul 31, 201901:06:09
Threesome?? So That's Why They Call Me Handsome

Threesome?? So That's Why They Call Me Handsome

Looking to add one more to the bedroom?? Listen as Beth and Brian give you the dos and do nots of suggesting and successfully having a threesome.
Jul 10, 201942:38
The Ex Files

The Ex Files

Thinking about getting back together with your ex?? Beth and Brian go to the experts to find out what you need to know before going back. Take care ya little Franks and Beanies.
Jun 26, 201950:10
Get Yo Profile Right

Get Yo Profile Right

This week Beth and Brian tell you what you're doing wrong with your online dating profile and what you can be doing better to get those swipes!
May 22, 201901:17:24
2019 Golden Boner Awards

2019 Golden Boner Awards

Welcome to the 2019 Golden Boner Awards presented by Frank and Beans the Podcast. The award show for the best sex scenes in non-pornographic movies. Roll out that red carpet and get your Jergens ready!
May 08, 201956:23
Stinkin Overthinkin

Stinkin Overthinkin

Beth and Brian talk about the dangers of overthinking and what's really going on in a tricky situation.
Apr 24, 201959:08
Get Your Crush to Crush

Get Your Crush to Crush

This week, Beth and Brian explore the ways to land your crush! There are 15...but maybe 10 good tips on how to land that guy or gal you've been crushing on.
Apr 10, 201937:51
Rules for Friends with Benefits

Rules for Friends with Benefits

Beth and Brian talk about the differences between Fuck Buddies and Friend with Benefits and cover the rules of maintaining a situationship with either.
Mar 27, 201956:24
Slangy Sex Acts

Slangy Sex Acts

Beth and Brian cover the weirdest sex act that no one actually does... right?? Lots of gross stuff in this episode, or maybe you're into it. We won't judge.
Mar 13, 201946:35
Sex Myths

Sex Myths

Beth is back to join Brian as they dispel sexual myths! Do big hands and feet really mean a bigger penis size? Is bigger always better? How often do men really thing about sex during a day? Do women really watch porn? Listen to find out the answer to these questions and many more!!
Mar 06, 201901:03:21
Long Distance Relationships

Long Distance Relationships

Mr. Lonely Brian is visited by the ghost voice of a very special guest to teach you some tips and trick to making a Long Distance Relationship work.
Feb 26, 201934:30
Dating Then vs Now

Dating Then vs Now

Comedian Xavier Claiborne joins Beth and Brian to talk about the differences of dating now vs then... hence the title.
Feb 18, 201954:56
Roll Reversal in Relationships

Roll Reversal in Relationships

Beth and Brian talk about the roll reversal in relationships today and how they differ from the 50's! What does this mean for your dating life? What changed and why? Find out what can you expect with the pendulum shift.
Feb 12, 201958:15
Workplace Romance

Workplace Romance

This week, Brian and Beth invite their friend and comedian Andy Davis to the show to talk about sex and relationships at the workplace. Can you guess where the most common workplace romances happen? Probably not, but, listen and find out!!
Feb 05, 201949:33
Frank and Beans Live!!

Frank and Beans Live!!

Beth and Brian go live at Black Apple Crossing in Springdale, Arkansas to present their rendition of the classic game show, The Dating Game!! Listen to Beth and Brian ask their suitors questions to finally pick a winner to go on a real live date with!

Correction Corner:
It's Marley's Pizzeria, not Minskey's
Sunshine in the Morning is on 104.9, not 104.3
Jan 29, 201952:47
Red Flags
Jan 22, 201901:43:05
Dating With Disability

Dating With Disability

Brian and Beth talk about dating with a disability and dating someone with a disability. Their friend Zane Lovelady joins them to talk his experience with his disability and how it affects his dating life.
Jan 15, 201901:11:14
The Loneliest Episode
Jan 08, 201957:16
Cockupations
Jan 02, 201955:19
Sexual Orientation

Sexual Orientation

Wendy Love Edge and Topher Kogen of the Wendy Love Edge Show with Topher Kogen join Beth and Brian to explain their sexual identity to all you Franks and Beanies.
Dec 25, 201801:19:07