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From the lower level

By Moshi & Patrizio

A Weekly Real Housewives Recap
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Welcome back scumbags and not today uterus.

From the lower levelFeb 16, 2023

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01:54:02
A tale of two finales, PT2: Beverly Hills Reunion
Mar 21, 202401:11:22
A tale of two finales PT1: The Real Housewives of Miami
Mar 14, 202401:12:04
BJs in Beverly Hills & Petty Pippin in Miami

BJs in Beverly Hills & Petty Pippin in Miami

Patrizio & Moshi are back together this week, and the jury's out on whether that is a good thing. This episode is messy, it's loud and just foolish. We hope you enjoy it.

Feb 15, 202401:15:22
4D in Beverly Hills & A Trifle of Chaos in Miami

4D in Beverly Hills & A Trifle of Chaos in Miami

Moshi has released Patrizio this week and is going solo, with a huge Word on the Street. She also talks about growth, who is giving 4D on Beverly Hills, and a deep dive into the reunion looks of the Miami Mamis and possibly the world's worst gondola ride. But it's not all doom and gloom as Mexico Pride is giving, the place to be!

Feb 08, 202459:38
 Miami mamis on the gondola ride from hell

Miami mamis on the gondola ride from hell

With Moshi out visiting the shrine of the Guadalupe, Patrizio spreads the word on the street and gives his hot takes on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Potomac and Miami. From Karen’s B&B in Surrey County to the gondolas of Mexico City, find out the tops and flops from this week’s episodes.

Feb 01, 202432:37
Traitors amongst us & bye baby gorgeous

Traitors amongst us & bye baby gorgeous

This week we're mixing things up with an overview of the Traitors US season 2 and why you should be watching it & wrapping the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion.

Jan 26, 202401:27:40
The Reah Housewives of Salt Lake City Curse: How will the other franchises rise to the ocassion
Jan 12, 202401:43:46
Receipts, Proof, Timelines, Screenshots, fucking everything: Unmasking Reality Von Tease
Jan 07, 202401:07:25
The last episode for 2023!
Dec 21, 202302:08:03
Housewives catchup: the real tea on Monica.. allegedly
Dec 14, 202301:41:06
A Housewives Catch Up!
Nov 24, 202301:47:32
The housewives marathon begins!
Nov 02, 202301:53:09
The era of the 2.0 housewife
Oct 26, 202301:28:22
Women supporting women, or are they?

Women supporting women, or are they?

This week we're discussing the Real Housewives of New York season 14 finale episode and wrapping up the Real Housewives of Orange County season 17 reunion. Who were the winners and who were the losers? Clearly, we won.. but what's next for these casts.

Oct 18, 202301:29:42
The dismantling of Shahism and the Real Housewives of half truths, it's all about SLC and a little bit about Syndey.

The dismantling of Shahism and the Real Housewives of half truths, it's all about SLC and a little bit about Syndey.

It's been a quiet week on the street, but an exciting one with the return of a lower level icon: The Real Housewives of Sydney. Do whatever it takes to watch this. We also go deep and therapies on the real Housewives of Salt lake City and maybe Sai ain't so bad over on The Real Housewives of New York.

Oct 11, 202301:51:26
The real housewives of rehab, RHONY flopping and, wigs & digs with Sister Mary

The real housewives of rehab, RHONY flopping and, wigs & digs with Sister Mary

We're back with a big episode this week, talking the Real Housewives of Orange County finale, the anti-climax of the Real Housewives of New York, and how the Real Housewives of Salt lake City are finally in their groove. On top of that we're about to be fed with the trailers for Beverly Hills and Potomac dropping.

Oct 04, 202301:43:26
Housewives don’t have meltdowns, they get revenge!

Housewives don’t have meltdowns, they get revenge!

On the docket:

  • The Real Housewives of New York
  • The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
  • Moshi predicts the Real Housewives of Potomac season 8 storylines
  • And a bunch fo juicy Word on the Street
Sep 28, 202301:16:44
YouWannaGoThereWithHusbannnnnn....?

YouWannaGoThereWithHusbannnnnn....?

This week Patrizio is the only little girl on the pod episode and is talking all things Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It was a 5 out of 5 snowflakes, the episode we’ve all been waiting for. One for the records from its iconic quotes, to the feuds, to Meredith’s activation we have been fed! Beyond that this week’s word  on the street is juicy with as we have:

  • RHOSydney promo 
  • RHONY seating chart — we were wrong about Jenna!
  • Tamra and Larsa (and Marcus Jordan) on season 2  of The Traitors
  • And of course Shannon’s DUI — is this the ultimate Shannoning event? 
Sep 21, 202345:40
Salt Lake City is back and we love that for the both of us

Salt Lake City is back and we love that for the both of us

This week we say good bye to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, hello to The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Patrizio says eeeh to The Real Housewives of Orange County & New York. This could all just be a Sal Lake City high as the girlies are girlieing in the best possible way.

Sep 13, 202302:05:04
It’s not about the tacos its about the tequila and this week's housewives musings.

It’s not about the tacos its about the tequila and this week's housewives musings.

Patrizio is back and it's very clear he didn't listen to the pod last week, because guuuurl!!!! Anyway, we're talking Real Housewives of ATL finale, Real Housewives of OC and Real housewives of New York. We're also dropping some gems around franchise release dates, and we want your predictions for the RHONY reunions seating chart.

Aug 30, 202301:58:10
Quintessential Atalanta & Exceptional New York

Quintessential Atalanta & Exceptional New York

Moshi is on her lonesome this week while Patrizio takes some much-needed time away. It's giving Moshi's time has arrived!!!!

Enjoy this uninterrupted exploration into MOshi's experience of the Real Housewives of Atlanta & the Real Housewives of New York

Aug 24, 202359:54
It's Jessel's world and we just live in it!

It's Jessel's world and we just live in it!

Another week another episode, sorry it's a bit late. One of us had to watch the Matildas in the world cup! This week we're talking all things Real Housewives of Atalanta, which Moshi almost forgot to watch and Patrizio doesn't remember. Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Franchise that should have all the others quaking: Real Housewives of New York!

Aug 17, 202301:44:25
Kandi Koated promotions, leave Shannon alone & Peeling the onions in New York

Kandi Koated promotions, leave Shannon alone & Peeling the onions in New York

It's a not too long episode this week with a little bit of word on the street, and lots of Atlanta, OC and New York!

Aug 10, 202301:22:21
What's something that's wrong, but feels so right? The real housewives of course.

What's something that's wrong, but feels so right? The real housewives of course.

It's a big episode this week, you can expect commentary on:

  • Carlos King's 2 pt interview with Nene Lekes
  • The Real Housewives of Atalanta
  • The Real House of Orange County
  • Crappie Lake
  • The Real Housewives of New York


Aug 02, 202301:46:10
Reboot them all: RHONY has been saved!!!

Reboot them all: RHONY has been saved!!!

Helllllloooooo! This week we are talking Real Housewives of New York reboot and Real Housewives of New York reboot only, with a little bit of coffee talked sprinkled in. Did you love it?

Jul 19, 202301:09:12
Hello Crappie Lake and where is Pickles?

Hello Crappie Lake and where is Pickles?

Woohoo, the content gods at Bravo have finally delivered as we are returned with our heroes Sojna and Luanne. But, before we get into all of that, there's a massive Word on the Street, we're still shannoning over in Montan with the Real Housewives of Orange County, and we're hanging in there with the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Jul 12, 202301:30:38
Goodbye Mauricio!

Goodbye Mauricio!

It's a blessing we had no Real Housewives of Atlanta this week because we can go in on Kyle & Mauricio separating. And we also discuss what scandals could be next, and the Real Housewives of Orange County in Montana!

Jul 05, 202301:13:32
We need to get rid of all the old ladies - oof the future of Housewives

We need to get rid of all the old ladies - oof the future of Housewives

After a two-week break, we are back, catching you up on the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Real Housewives of Atlanta and giving our final thoughts on the future of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. We also have a lot of Word on the Street, from the re-unification of Richard's sisters and Bo Deitl's revenge. It's all happening, so let's talk about it!

Jun 28, 202301:27:57
Is it goodbye Kenya, or good bye Atlanta? And, is Luis the scapegoat?
Jun 09, 202301:00:42
Is it over for Marlo? And, Teresa decoded. Just another week in Housewives history.
Jun 01, 202301:37:28
Squashing beefs and a win for illeterates: This week in housewives history!

Squashing beefs and a win for illeterates: This week in housewives history!

This week hell has frozen over as we squash last week's beef while we break down the latest episodes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta & New Jersey. We also express joy over the Welcome to crappie Lake Trailer and the Atlanta taglines.

May 25, 202301:35:54
Biscuits or bullets in Atlanta & weren't they meant to be the future of the franchise over in New Jersey
May 19, 202301:09:24
Jen Shah 's Prison Khakis, The Atlanta Housewives bring Body-ody-ody, and the New Jersey Housewives reunion lewks... ugh!
May 11, 202301:54:17
Have the housewives peaked and could Aviva and Alexis be the savours???
Apr 29, 202301:22:09
The word at the temple & Kathy Hilton walked so Jen Fessler could run

The word at the temple & Kathy Hilton walked so Jen Fessler could run

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Apr 20, 202301:23:50
In the spirit of reconciliation: Who stole the damn bottle, and the bachelorette in Ireland?!
Apr 13, 202301:15:46
I am so glad that Moshi is not here right now
Apr 06, 202344:27
It's better to be booked and busy than not: Miami Reunion, Ultimate Girls trip, New Jersey and all the piping hot tea!
Mar 31, 202302:00:32
Confidence with the girls from Miami and therapy in New Jersey!
Mar 16, 202301:49:33
VPR overview, One Cheek, Two Cheek, Larse-aaaaa, & which version of New Jersey are you watching?
Mar 09, 202302:05:32
There are two types of people in this world: LaDames & The Borings
Mar 02, 202301:35:26
This week's Real Housewife MVPs & is Slim Shady the head of H-Anon?
Feb 24, 202301:42:36
Welcome back scumbags and not today uterus.
Feb 16, 202301:54:02
The Real Housewives of Patreon, SLC's Flop Era & who wore it best.
Feb 03, 202301:36:51
It's time for a Real Housewives Shakeup, a CTA if you will.
Jan 26, 202302:01:28
The return of Alex McCord, Larsa's activation and did Karen go to Rehab.
Jan 20, 202301:06:03
New Year, New Logo, Same Mess: 2023, let's talk Real Housewives!
Jan 12, 202302:07:12
Potomac breaks records and Salt Lake City continues it's nose dive

Potomac breaks records and Salt Lake City continues it's nose dive

We did it, we made it to the last episode of the year and we couldn't have done it without you all. Thank you for leaning into our mess and coming along for the ride. We'll be on a little hiatus and back early next year, but keep an eye out for some bonus episodes as we cover the highs and lows of our girls from the Real Housewives of Miami. In the meantime, this week we're talking about our favourite Karen Hugger moments and the highest-rated episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac, glad you're all finally on board. And we're also lamenting the downfall of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, can the show survive if Jen Shah goes to jail? While the pod is on holiday our Instagram is not and we'll share a curated selection of our fave housewives content from across the internet. Hit that follow button and we'll see you next year! 

Dec 08, 202201:29:28
Clap if you care for Mia & is Jen Shah okay?
Dec 01, 202201:13:03
The green-eyed monsters is apt. Period Dot

The green-eyed monsters is apt. Period Dot

This week we are not giving thanks but we're super thankful that we got a slight reprieve from the mess that is the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and instead got to focus on the mastery that is the Real Housewives of Potomac. And the question on everyone's lips is, does a frog have a watertight arsehole? We don't actually get to the bottom of that question — pun intended — but we try to understand what caused some of the appalling behaviour we've seen at a housewives' dinner since Dorinda in Mexico. Who's team are you on, Wendy or Mia? 

Nov 24, 202259:52