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From DC to Mars

By From DC to Mars

We talk everything from politics, to space, to games, to wacky tech, movies and art as well as weird happenings around the world.
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From DC to Mars - The Grimace Buttplug Episode [10]

From DC to MarsFeb 28, 2022

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From DC to Mars - The Predator Lives Episode [38]

From DC to Mars - The Predator Lives Episode [38]

DC, Mars & Bob talk about predators, AI, movies and weird facts about the human body. Stay a while and listen as we delve into weird listener emails and play the Initials Game once again.


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Apr 11, 202401:03:21
From DC to Mars - This Thing Looks Like a Cheese-Wheel Episode [37]

From DC to Mars - This Thing Looks Like a Cheese-Wheel Episode [37]

DC, Mars, Ben and Squanch back at the Shot-Shed for a wild, chemical infused, hilarious and off the rails podcast. It's no better for anyone as the guys talk about music, movies and games. Big Ben tries out the Initials Game (R) and DC lays down the musical instrument law with some key insight on batteries, capacitors and artificial intelligence. Join by emailing the show at fromdctomars@gmail.com


Feb 22, 202401:33:33
From DC to Mars - The Tow Truck Bested the Toddler Episode [35]

From DC to Mars - The Tow Truck Bested the Toddler Episode [35]

DC, Mars, Squanch and "Big Ben" return to the weird world of inappropriate podcasting. Join in the fun as the guys talk conspiracy theories, deathly tales, and listener emails galore. Mars has games for everyone such as 'The Initials Game' and 'Rename that Movie.' What crazy thing will Ben say next on this episode of From DC to Mars, The Podcast!?


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Jan 25, 202401:45:59
From DC to Mars - The Rimjob Pregame Episode [34]

From DC to Mars - The Rimjob Pregame Episode [34]

DC, Mars and Bob in a special, laugh-filled episode from A Whole 'Nother Studio. DC updates on his life at the bars with weird proposal stories and Bob wows everyone with his secret identity. Listen as the guys go over some out-of-this-world email questions and Mars tries to keep it together after everything sounds way more funny than it should be. Other topics include "greatest inventions", Sims, and what movies should be remade on the planet Mars. Thanks to all our fans for a wonderful 2023!


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Dec 25, 202301:12:19
From DC to Mars - The Future Looks Autistic Episode [33]

From DC to Mars - The Future Looks Autistic Episode [33]

Autistically dripping with humor, insight and stupidity in Episode 33 of the From DC to Mars Podcast. Listen as Ben, Squanch, DC and Mars talk everything from video games to processed foods to gruesome sports injuries. Your emails to fromdctomars@gmail.com are answered and your prayers are unfortunately left unanswered in this off-the-wall episode. Thanks for stopping by.

Oct 01, 202301:34:10
From DC to Mars - The Girl on Boy and Biting Episode [32]

From DC to Mars - The Girl on Boy and Biting Episode [32]

DC, Mars, Ben, and Bob talk hang out in Dog Breath Studios to talk about the Saudi Wealth Fund, stepmoms, mukbang, and overly gay entertainment. Listen closely as we read YOUR emails at fromdctomars@gmail.com, and answer them to the best of our ability. Grab a sodie, sit back and relax as we bring you along the From DC to Mars audio adventure.



Sep 12, 202301:07:40
From DC to Mars - The Blippi Coprophilia Episode [30]

From DC to Mars - The Blippi Coprophilia Episode [30]

Travel back in time to visit with DC, Mars, Squanch, and Ben as they pontificate on midgets, bullies, emos, sperm donors and a few combinations thereof. Mars hosts 20 questions as the rest of the guys struggle to think of comedic actors, Ben blows everyone's mind with his usual unorthodox antics, and DC and Kyle revisit everything they love about sports! Join in the fun by emailing us at fromdctomars@gmail if you want to be cool like the rest of us.

Aug 14, 202302:01:27
From DC to Mars - The We Don't Want Your Cartoons Episode [31]

From DC to Mars - The We Don't Want Your Cartoons Episode [31]

DC and Mars spend some time discussing the possibilities of extra-terrestrial life, the likelihood of cartoons in our beds, and the wonders of our spectacular listeners. DC, Mars and Ben talk about the top inventions in the history of the planet and how to sufficiently deal with racists in our lives. Listen, laugh and love this wonderful show--and then write us at fromdctomars@gmail.com so we can interact with you.

Aug 11, 202301:50:13
From DC to Mars - The Joseph Christian Chestnut's Tombstone Episode [27]

From DC to Mars - The Joseph Christian Chestnut's Tombstone Episode [27]

DC and Mars are joined again by fellow caster Mr. Justin D. The guys talk about Steven Spielberg and Pikachu and who has more mainstream clout. Also in this episode everyone discusses rock band concerts of the past, urination habits, shredding corrugated cardboard, all while finalizing a list of the most overrated people in the history of the world. Listener emails, games, and general tomfoolery abound in this wonderful episode of the From DC to Mars Podcast!


Send an email at fromdctomars@gmail.com to hear your thoughts read during the show.

Jun 26, 202301:31:45
From DC to Mars - The ChapGPT Hates Our Jokes Episode [26]

From DC to Mars - The ChapGPT Hates Our Jokes Episode [26]

Mars and DC are joined once again by comedian Bob O in a comedy filled episode of wiley games and true facts. Listener emails are read at nobody's discretion in this "special" episode where the guys talk music, games, and AI.  Will this be the final episode after more controversial bombs are laid down in "who-cares" fashion, or will it just be another great episode in the saga of DC and Mars?  Listen closely to find out!

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Mar 13, 202301:52:10
From DC to Mars - The Pee-Wee Created Juggalos Episode [25]

From DC to Mars - The Pee-Wee Created Juggalos Episode [25]

Where's episode 24?  Join DC and Mars to find out in the episode full of stupidity, games, and jokes in abundance.  Mars makes DC explain why Pee-Wee Herman is cringe AF and essentially overrated.  DC tries to differentiate sex moves from popular drinks while going down a disturbing rabbit hole. Ernest makes a guest appearance of sorts and DC has his back the whole way.  Listen closely, listen often and don't forget to email us at fromdctomars@gmail.com if you want to be part of the conversation.

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Jan 28, 202301:18:52
From DC to Mars - The Blessed Be My Jibs Episode [23]

From DC to Mars - The Blessed Be My Jibs Episode [23]

DC and Mars are joined again by special guest, Squanch with stories of gaming, camping out, family fun and shopping on Black Friday. Revel in the hilarity of how to properly crop-dust a good crowd in different settings.  DC prods Squanch of his submission to the top 20 most overrated individuals of all time and Mars has the guys playing more stupid games in this top-tier episode of The From DC to Mars Podcast!

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Dec 28, 202201:24:27
From DC to Mars - The Fix It in Post Episode [22]

From DC to Mars - The Fix It in Post Episode [22]

DC and Mars are joined by Squanch in a new episode of the ever popular From DC to Mars Podcast.  Come along for a wild ride with insane listener emails, stupid commentary and wild arguments about music, movies, games and more--well, maybe more like friendly debates.  Mars returns with movie quotes in his horrible Arnold voice (all rights reserved) and DC goes off on the stupid automobile manufacturers that are implementing even "stupider" policies.  Feel free to write in to the show with your comments or questions at fromdctomars@gmail.com, if you dare.
Will this be the last episode ever after another level of cancellations or will this be the episode that launches us into fame and fortune?  Stick around to find out.


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Nov 08, 202201:26:31
From DC to Mars - The Overrated Dead Queen Episode [21]

From DC to Mars - The Overrated Dead Queen Episode [21]

From DC to Mars new episode featuring whacky news and more fun listener emails.  Remember you can write in to the show at fromdctomars@gmail.com--Mars and DC talk about the most overrated people on the planet, Tommy Lee's new venture and smuggled parts of dead donkeys.  China, China, China.  DC and Mars get serious when they talk about school shooting hoaxes, fake outrage over racism and trashy people that threaten others over fast food.  Visit us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/fromdctomars


Oct 03, 202202:04:45
From DC to Mars - The Accidental Meat Cleaver Episode [20]

From DC to Mars - The Accidental Meat Cleaver Episode [20]

DC and Mars are joined by Justin in another classic remote episode full of more games and insane news stories.  DC shares his thoughts on politicians and rabid followers.  More emails are answered by all three and Justin takes us on a fun movie filled adventure.  Sit back and enjoy three idiots thoughts on all the fun things in life.  

Email us at fromdctomars@gmail.com if you want your message read during the show!

Sep 03, 202201:55:34
From DC to Mars - The Standard Horse Stance Episode [19]

From DC to Mars - The Standard Horse Stance Episode [19]

In this episode DC and Mars talk about masturbation terminology, world record fingernails, and dip into threesomes with celebrities. Of course all of your emails are answered in great detail. DC and Mars look to wrap up some more bad actors and Mars also quizzes DC on video game terminology. Listen closely for mentions of gonnorhea, bleeding orifices, and wicked cases of toilet times squirts—not to mention the farting priest.

The guys also chat about Meta hardware and what they’re trying to pull with price increases. And, like always, we’re visited by some great sponsors and Chadley Stevenson’s report from southern California. Sit down for another awesome episode of From DC to Mars!

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Aug 13, 202201:50:24
From DC to Mars - The Baby Batter Baster Episode [18]

From DC to Mars - The Baby Batter Baster Episode [18]

DC & Mars are joined by special guest Justin in a remote episode full of frantic fanaticism. Justin blesses the show with a horrible actor submission and DC and Mars talk more Tik-Tok trash.  Emails questions are answered regarding all kinds of fun stuff and Arnold returns for another challenging version of "Test Your Metal" -- lyrics edition.  Justin also shares a special story involving a woman, a turkey baster, and another woman, and DC makes some interesting observations about everyone involved.  Sit back, relax and enjoy another episode of From DC to Mars, The Podcast.

Send us your email submissions at fromdctomars@gmail.com
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Visit us online at https://www.patreon.com/fromdctomars



Jul 31, 202201:16:44
From DC to Mars - The Telegraphic Dickpic Episode [17]

From DC to Mars - The Telegraphic Dickpic Episode [17]

Join DC and Mars in the confines of the dog-infested podcast studio for fun and mayhem. Mars tries to stump DC with a unique twist on 'Test Your Metal', more weirdos write in with the strangest of questions--but all is answered here.  Also in this episode, we delve into a weird news story that took place on an airplane.  Nothing's off limits here!  Feel free to submit your own question to fromdctomars@gmail.com or visit us at https://www.patreon.com/fromdctomars ... Thanks for listening and sharing the show.

Sponsored content--DC and Mars would like to thank the sponsors that support the show.

Jul 16, 202201:37:07
From DC to Mars - The Father Came and Went Episode [16]

From DC to Mars - The Father Came and Went Episode [16]

DC and Mars talk about music, movies and news in a fun-filled episode featuring listener e-mails and weird submissions. Mars asks DC about his favorite barbecue recipes as well as his least favorite acting performances. Listen closely for references to Dog The Bounty Hunter, jobs in the 1850s, white supremacists, Andy Dick and more of your favorite characters from our great land of liberty.  Also DC quizzes Mars on video games and Mars tries to trick DC with some comedian quotes. Feel free to email us if you want your question read during the podcast at fromdctomars@gmail.com!

Thanks for listening.


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Jun 20, 202201:46:42
From DC to Mars - The Michael Jacksoff Kids Episode [15]
May 30, 202202:24:34
From DC to Mars - The Singing Dog Episode [14]
May 09, 202201:36:39
From DC to Mars - The Trucker Larry Episode [13]

From DC to Mars - The Trucker Larry Episode [13]

Mars is joined by special guest "Trucker Larry" in this special episode. The guys talk about traveling around America in a big-rig, crazy bitch stories, Will Smith and his current situation as well as a few answers to listener questions.  Larry's ad reads are here too as Mars and Larry talk about booze, crazy dogs and cats and super weird and perverted computer games.  Join in on the fun by submitting a question to fromdctomars@gmail.com and we'll read your submission on the next podcast!

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Apr 21, 202201:11:47
From DC to Mars - The Improper Actors Episode [12]

From DC to Mars - The Improper Actors Episode [12]

DC and Mars talk about music, bad acting, critical race theory, bitches being crazy and the joys of Disney movies. Trucker Larry AND Chadley Stevenson both call in with separate voicemails and Mars reads a few friendly emails from the great listeners.  Sit down, but don't relax in this fun filled and MORE ENERGETIC episode of From DC to Mars, The Podcast. Episode 0012


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Mar 27, 202201:37:27
From DC to Mars - The Elden Clown Episode [11]

From DC to Mars - The Elden Clown Episode [11]

DC and Mars record remotely to bring you funny stories of games, TV and weirdos with too many stickers on their vehicles--including raper vans, Econolines, Trump trucks and more. Join us as we finalize the top 20 worst songs of all time, with a big thanks to all of our volunteers who endured painful listening sessions in the name of science.  Trivia games, stupid jokes, more great ads and complete nonsense in a very peaceful episode of The From DC to Mars Podcast.  

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Mar 19, 202201:36:02
From DC to Mars - The Grimace Buttplug Episode [10]

From DC to Mars - The Grimace Buttplug Episode [10]

DC and Mars chat with Bob about diarrhea dogs, new TV shows and movies, Finnish foods, as well as all the crazy bitches in the news... with all due respect. Also covered in this wild espisode: Ukraine vs. Russia, why the news sucks, who hurt Bob, and why Mars' uncle is pooping... or more accurately, was he posing or just misunderstood. Join us today and write us tomorrow at fromdctomars@gmail.com or visit us at online at https:///www.patreon.com/fromdctomars. We will read your question in the show, no matter what!  Enjoy.

Feb 28, 202201:04:38
From DC to Mars - Episode 0009

From DC to Mars - Episode 0009

In this episode DC and Mars talk about the Winter Olympics, more bad music, weird reader questions and a bit of strange news from around the world.  Also, a lengthy and healthy discussion on the Metaverse--including the good, the bad and everything in between later in the show. Larry provides some yucks and knowledge free of charge.  Thanks for listening and if you want your question read on the show, email us any time at fromdctomars@gmail.com!

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Feb 16, 202201:21:04
From DC to Mars - Episode 0008

From DC to Mars - Episode 0008

Bob joins DC & Mars in an episode full of zany conversation including the cost of keeping pets, Xbox buying Activision/Blizzard, Bob Saget and his legacy and much more. Listen to hear our funny sponsors advertise all the goods. Bob gives us movie updates, while making jokes about life, porn and comic books.  Mars reads listener mail (fromdctomars@gmail.com) that drives DC crazy.  The crew also goes over more horrible song submissions and comments on the newest voicemail from Trucker Larry.  Thanks for listening to the show!  https://www.patreon.com/fromdctomars

Jan 27, 202201:17:59
January 16, 2022

January 16, 2022

Jan 16, 202200:60
From DC to Mars - Episode 0007

From DC to Mars - Episode 0007

In this episode DC talks the importance of having guns in your house, while Mars goes over why joggers should not be allowed outside.  Other topics include sexual assault, graphics cards in computers, more bad music and a special story of a woman gone crazy. We love our sponsors like King Richard Condoms, Oops-All Raisins, Muff Pockets and all of our other supporters. Join us in the chicanery! #fromdctomars

Jan 13, 202201:35:40
From DC to Mars - Episode 0006

From DC to Mars - Episode 0006

Join us in episode six with returning guest Bob!  DC and Mars talk music (good and bad), dating, BFP and much more.  Listeners have written in, but we need more submissions, so feel free to email us at fromdctomars@gmail.com or leave a comment on our YouTube page.  Enjoy the show.

Dec 20, 202101:35:50
From DC to Mars - Episode 0005

From DC to Mars - Episode 0005

This week DC and Mars talk about Covid, Alec Baldwin, video games, straws--and how to save the environment as well as more horrible music. Join in on the fun with zany, inappropriate jokes, a few serious moments and some complete idiocy.  From DC to Mars, the Podcast!

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Nov 30, 202101:18:48
From DC to Mars - Episode 0004

From DC to Mars - Episode 0004

In this episode we have special guest Bob join us to tell us about his comedy and his encounters with Dustin Diamond (Screech). DC and Mars talk crazy people around America, the rise and fall of Blizzard Entertainment and more on recent video games. Bob, DC, and Mars all add a song to the Top 20 Worst Songs Ever list and talk more about love, life and the mystery of the female gender.

Nov 16, 202101:20:12
From DC to Mars - Episode 0001

From DC to Mars - Episode 0001

DC and Mars hang out and chat in the inaugural episode of the From DC to Mars podcast.

Oct 29, 202148:47
From DC to Mars - Episode 0002

From DC to Mars - Episode 0002

Hey.  It's episode 2.  What do you want?  ;-)

Oct 27, 202101:27:15
From DC to Mars - Episode 0003

From DC to Mars - Episode 0003

In this episode DC and Mars talk about Alec Baldwin, Chinese Kidnappers, The 20 worst songs of all time, Dog the Bounty Hunter and more.  We also play a couple games and have a bunch of laughs.  Join us in the discussion by leaving a comment and let us know how you did in 'REAL OR FAKE NEWS?'

Oct 27, 202101:06:58