Frustration Nation

Multiple first round picks, trade backs, surprising picks, and more. We evaluate the new additions to the best team in the NFC North, and also the Bears.

Ever wanted to be a smarter fan? You're in luck! After we discuss March Madness, the NFL offseason, and other notable news we will have the honorable sports professor himself presenting his first lecture.

DJ Moore has me begging for more. I need more man from a Mormon Moore, man. Oh man. My Moore man is not a Mormon man aw man. 

Also other things.

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." – Helen Keller

"Do your own research." - Aaron Rodgers

Also football stuff

Going through football withdrawals, but at least we have baseball to piss us off

A debt is paid this week, and we talk Superbowl reactions and NFL offseason.

Championship Week previews, Division Week discussions. Mad Libs. Also Mad Libs. 

AT FN, HAVE IT YOUR WAY... unless you're looking for timely episodes. In this episode we reacted to the Wild Card round and looked ahead to a Divisional round which has already happened as you're listening. We hope you still enjoy, and can maybe laugh at some of our predictions. There's also a look-ahead to some big-name NFL free agents.

Reacting to the college playoffs and predicting the NFL playoffs. So basically all football, but we do have a Marry/F/Kill at the very end if that's your thing.

It's the holiday season and Santa Claus is sliding his goodies down your chimney completely unsolicited. It truly is a family tradition and St. Nick is Daddy. You won't just be seeing mommy kissing Santa Claus this Christmas.

But, what's this? is that Santa or the Grinch wearing a Santa outfit? Only way to find out is to listen!

Furious George gets down on his knees and opens wide... to beg the Cubs to sign a big free agent bat. We also react to another Lions win, and bring back the sports semantics segment to debate the meaning of "poverty franchise."

FRAUD ALERT!!! FRAUD ALERT!!!

AN Ohio State University just got dogwalked on national television, and the balance of power has shifted in the Big 10. The Michigan flag wasn't the only thing to get planted deep into the Buckeyes on Saturday. The Horseshoe? Jim Harbaugh just lost his shoe somewhere between the cheeks of the softest program in the country. Man I could go on forever... Just listen to the episode already.

Well it's been a few weeks, and while we were gone The Man in the Michigan Hat forgot how to use his mic. So enjoy this terrible audio until about halfway through the episode.

We promise the audio will be better next week when we celebrate Michigan destroying OSU.

Football reactions

Furious George ran a marathon and has a wild bathroom encounter

Testicles have taste buds? Has science gone too far?

Sorry no intro. Had to rush to get this out last minute. Blame our lazy editor.

NFL and NCAA reactions

How good are the Lions and Bears?

Return of Draft Daze!

ROP ROP ROP

Bears sliiiiiiiiiiiide into them DMs. Lions let a comeback slip away. Notre Dame makes their fans cry. Michigan makes their fans cum. Lots of wetness and fluids in this week's episode. And that doesn't even include a boat ride on the way to Numenor. So much wetness flooding your earholes. I hope you wore your bathing suit.

It's NFL Week 1!!! We preview Lions and Bears matchups, react to college football action, and introduce a brand new segment! Check out the new show Rings of Power, and follow along with us as we spend some time reviewing what might be the greatest show of all time. 

Another episode of manic deviance awaits...

We talk a little about how we think the AFC will play out this season, and a lot about these things:

Three's Company...

Three Amigos...

The Jonas Brothers...

The Bermuda Love Triangle...

Hat Trick...

Three Dollar Bill...

Neopolitan Ice Cream...

We Three Kings...

ménage à trois...

Are you just going to keep reading this all day? Play the episode!

On this episode, the safe word is whiskey. 

Also, Man in the Michigan Hat lays out his optimism for the Lions, Furious George does the same for the Bears. Then, depending on the results, Furious George could be deepthroating shots of nasty sodas, and Man in the Michigan Hat could be smothered in some luscious breasts. 

Here it is, the episode where Furious George and the Man in the Michigan Hat have their biggest disagreement to date. Will the show survive? Will they ever speak to each other again? Well yes, because they still had to discuss how to save all-star games. Also who has the biggest bust? I mean who will bust the hardest? Wait, I mean what makes a man bust?... Just listen to the episode.

The Big 10 is getting bigger! Just like Furious George's frustration over Chicago sports media! And Man in the Michigan Hat's crotch monster for the Pistons' rebuild. Also, find out what we mean by 2 Dudes, 1 Decimal. 8=====D All that and more on another classic episode of Frustration Nation.

The Man in the Michigan Hat doesn't want to pay taxes...

AND

Furious George goes nuclear on Chicago sports and fans...

AND

Will Steph Curry ever be as good as Cade Cunningham...

AND 

Which of our favorite teams will be the next to win a title...

AND

other stuff...

These two scarecrows don't have brains, but we've got a whole lot of heart as we do some lengthy vents and FN Idiot segments to catch up on everything infuriating us over the past few weeks. Will we ever make it home to Kansas? Or will we be captured by the witch's flying monkey army?

The Man in the Michigan Hat and Furious George hop in their Air Raid Vehicle and Hitz the road. Just two bros getting a room together and smashing their joysticks late into the night. Also a major shakeup on the scoreboard for this round of 20 questions. If you read this description message @MichiganHat or @FuriousGeorge94 on Twitter and say "HORSE" for a shoutout on our next episode.

Schedule is out right now whoa

Hear us talk it watch us go

Watch us crank dat NFL Schedule Boy

Then predict 17-0

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Prepare your ears and loosen your pants for a very sensual intro to your favorite podcast. Then we yell about draft "experts," give our reactions to the draft (because we're experts), and we compose the maddest of mad libs. A couple of absolute mad lads! This is also the most that the word 'mad" has ever been used in a podcast description, so we're making history! Take that dad! We MADe it!

Packers like to slobber all over their veiny, throbbing, giant, smelly D.

We look ahead to some upcoming sports events and revive some old games and segments. *Insert other interesting topics and clickbait here when you post the episode Michigan Hat*

KEEP ALL OTHER PODCASTS OUT OF YOUR F***ING EARS!

CALL US THE BRADY BOYS, BECAUSE WE'RE BACK!!!! Unlike #52. BUT LIKE BASEBALL!!!! But unlike Pizza Hut. We also have a sexy version of the NCAA Bracket, so please consult your doctor for enjoyment lasting more than 4 hours.

Timestamps:

Vent Sesh - 8:25

NFL News - 31:03

Pizza Hut Roast - 1:09:50

NBA - 1:11:20

MLB - 1:15:47

Big Thicc Girthy Bracket - 1:27:41

Airing of Grievances - 2:18:01

NBA All-Star Game. Juwan Howard goes nuts. Richie Chicago stops by for a visit. And Furious George and Man in the Michigan Hat might be boomers.

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us together today. Mawage, that blessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. So tweasure your wuv."

Anyways, Lions fans continue to hold onto a former love and absolutely humiliate themselves. We update on the ex and their new ring, and play some arousing valentine-themed couple games.

The Winter Olympics are here and we discuss the events the only way we can: a Draft Daze! We also discuss the MLB lockout, the NFL coaching carousel, along with NHL disgrace and NBA glory. It's all in this episode, so what are you waiting for? Press play!

#12, the GOAT, the face of the league, and the MVP loses in spectacular fashion... Oh, and Aaron Rodgers also lost. We react to the greatest football weekend of all time, the greatest choke since Napoleon at Waterloo, and more hypothetical questions than Rodgers has playoff game losses. Wow, that's a lot of questions! Enjoy it, we sure did.

Want to hear our thoughts on Wild Card Weekend and our thoughts on Divisional Weekend by the time Divisional games are over? Well, then you're in luck!  

Also, NHL Uniforms.

Also, Jared Fogle makes an appearance in our conversation for some reason.

Thoughts and prayers for Furious George and the Man in the Michigan Hat. They need you now more than ever. 1 download = 1 prayer, send this to 10 friends and don't break the chain or they will never recover!

NFL Playoff preview, and a MadLib to explain why one team didn't make the cut...

Christmas was the worst. Bowl season sucked. I guess we are ready for the new year? 

Poor Santa, there's a pill for that. Unload that sack. Happy Belated Christmas to our listeners! This has been a delayed episode because of the Man in the Michigan Hat's worst Christmas of all time. But he finally got his act together and edited the audio, so enjoy our Christmas-themed topics and segments.

The College Football landscape is changing. New teams are in the College Football Playoffs like Michigan, who won the Big Ten, and Cincinnati.  Brain Kelly has evolved from Massachusetts man to Bayou boy. 

But never fear. The Lions lost and the Bears got embarrassed by the Packers. It almost feels like as more things change, things still stay the same.

It has been a monumental week for college football. First and foremost, the Michigan Wolverines football team overcame the 10 year hump and beat Brutus the Buckeye and his buddies Thanksgiving Weekend on a picturesque, snowy day in Ann Arbor.

Meanwhile, Notre Dame is looking hauntingly back at Brian Kelly as he stabs them in the back, murmuring the words, "Et tu, Brute?" amidst the gargle of blood. Kelly abruptly leaves the Fighting Irish for dead and heads down to LSU where he intends to bring Marcus Freeman with him and take SEC away from Nick Saban's grimy grasp.

From elation to exasperation, here the range of emotions on this episode of Frustration Nation

Happy Thanksgiving! We're Happy and thanks for giving us a taste of deez nuts! Also sports talk.

Michigan and ND playoff hopes survive for another week. The Man in the Michigan Hat is barely surviving as he has sold his house and getting ready to move. Furious George also describes a shocking accident that may have permanently soiled his reputation. 

Two weeks of sports to catch up on on this special episode! Irish - Tarheels, Irish - Navy, Michigan- Michigan State, Michigan Hat is crying, Bears - 49ers, Bears - Steelers, Furious George is crying. Why must our teams do this to us? 

*DISCLAIMER* - This episode was recorded on Monday 10/25 prior to the firing of Stan Bowman, so stay tuned for our thoughts in the next episode.

Another week with all 4 major sports to react to, so as you can imagine there's plenty of frustration to go around. Furious George makes an unexpected pilgrimage to sports holy ground. Rumors are swirling that Matthew Nagy is a regular consumer of Bat Chili, and we break down the family recipe. The Man in the Michigan Hat is nervously looking ahead to a massive rivalry showdown. 

Our Bears Packers review gets a flair of Ed Orgeron. Also, we call Melissa from the Chicago House. Just listen so it makes sense.

We continue to react to the unfolding college and NFL seasons, with big news in each. We contemplate why so many ranked teams are losing in the NCAA, and how Jon Gruden could be such a moron. The world may never know. Also Mad Lips, I mean Mad Libs. 

Despite an exciting Bears win, Matt Nagy still wants to start a bench sitter. Despite the most competitive game of the Jaguars' season, Urban Meyer still wants to rub up against a crotch-sitter. A beautiful parallel in the NFL. Sorry Shelley.

Our most frustration-packed episode in a long time. The Lions and Bears both lose in historically bad ways, which means our listeners win. Enjoy a 2-hour rant with pauses in between for some more lighthearted segments.

We react live as the Lions take an early lead over the Packers only to have Goff literally drop the ball and piss the game away...

Anyways, we also give our thoughts on the weekend of NCAA and NFL games, and get back into some of our segments. A shocking family secret also emerges from Furious George's childhood. Animal lovers be warned.