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Gender Fluids

Gender Fluids

By WhoHaha

Hosted by comedians Ava Smart and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas that takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. No subject is too far out or third rail for these two queers to discuss. Subscribe to listen in on all the deliciously depraved conversations you'd be fired for having. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!
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Bloody Ejaculate, Sex Toy Speculation, & Bug Bites

Gender FluidsNov 14, 2018

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Sexy Self Harm, The Most Pain Ever, & Fleshlight Filled Holes

Sexy Self Harm, The Most Pain Ever, & Fleshlight Filled Holes

Self harm alternative guides that don't include sex in are dumb, The Algorithm has learned Arielle's preferences really really well, Rosario Dawson may not be a transphobe but then again maybe she is but probably not, and the Fetish of the Week is fleshlights filling different holes.

Jan 22, 202157:16
Elliot Page Comes Out as a Genderplush Demi Boy, & Octopus Tentacle Rape Vore Machines

Elliot Page Comes Out as a Genderplush Demi Boy, & Octopus Tentacle Rape Vore Machines

Elliot Page came out, Ava's butthole is still busted, Thanksgiving happened, and the Fetish of the Week is Vore with a twist.

Dec 16, 202047:04
Blind Dominatrix, Last of the Lez Bars, & Jizz Chicken

Blind Dominatrix, Last of the Lez Bars, & Jizz Chicken

We'll talk about Elliot Page next week when everybody else gets done sharing their unoriginal opinions. Arielle hear about a blind dom, Ava got a new strap on harness that's good for DP and she goes through her dick bucket list, there are only 15 lesbian bars left in the US, we do the Gender WIKI entry for Gender Fluids, gay marriage being legal has some bad side effects, and the Fetish of the Week is jizz chicken...or something.

Dec 09, 202052:33
End Gender, Polyspamorous, & Toothbrushes

End Gender, Polyspamorous, & Toothbrushes

We should end gender, don't assume people wanna have sex if you have a hot tub, and everybody loves putting toothbrushes inside themselves.

Nov 18, 202001:00:42
Medieval Rimming, Anorectal Fistula, & Partial Birth Abortions

Medieval Rimming, Anorectal Fistula, & Partial Birth Abortions

JFK got pegged for sure, rimming in the 8th century was totally fine, Ava had an anorectal fistula, and the Fetish of the Week is partial birth abortions.

Nov 04, 202001:05:17
Naked Comedy, Wiki Gender, & Cat Rape

Naked Comedy, Wiki Gender, & Cat Rape

Kinky comedy shows should be a thing, we read through the Cs on Wiki Gender, and the Fetish of the Week is cat rape or just cat sex.

Oct 30, 202001:05:38
Butt Toy Giveaway, Sex Party Stories, & Trauma or Erotica 3

Butt Toy Giveaway, Sex Party Stories, & Trauma or Erotica 3

We're giving away some awesome butt toys, Ava had a sex party and cool stuff happened, we go through the Bs on gender wiki, and we have another edition of trauma or erotica!

Oct 07, 202057:17
Trans School Shooting, Cuties, & Tampon Insertion

Trans School Shooting, Cuties, & Tampon Insertion

We look back through some of our tshirt ideas, chinstrap beards and bad facial hair is discussed and leads into some stuff about a trans school shooting, we talk about and then watch Cuties and kinda nail it, and the Fetish of the Week is tampon insertion.

Sep 26, 202001:00:53
New Astrology, Erotica or Trauma 2, & Death Hugs

New Astrology, Erotica or Trauma 2, & Death Hugs

Arielle lists a bunch of new ways to identify and strangely enough we enjoy all of them, Ava talks about farts, we do Erotica or Trauma, and the Fetish of the Week is getting hugs at funerals.

Sep 18, 202001:08:08
Nail Preferences, Sexual Timing, & Celebrities

Nail Preferences, Sexual Timing, & Celebrities

Ava got fake nails for the first time, Arielle has really gotten into trimming The Girl's body hair, people have different ways of scheduling sex, & the Fetish of the Week is celebrities.

Sep 09, 202001:02:25
New Feeling Frontiers, Cousin Marriage, & Pet Exhibitionism

New Feeling Frontiers, Cousin Marriage, & Pet Exhibitionism

Ava's experience of having feelings for Lilly is way different and better than she thought it would be, Arielle's fist should be a model that doctors use to design vaginas with, hanging out with peope tha are like you is important and powerful, getting into the zone while bottoming is a mind altering experience, a cuck gets caught being a cuck, marrying your cousing is classy but divorcing your cousin is trashy, a man in a mask stole a giant dildo, and the Fetish of the Week is Pet Exhibitionism.

Sep 02, 202056:21
Futuristic Fetus Food, New Punishments, & Limp Dicks

Futuristic Fetus Food, New Punishments, & Limp Dicks

Ava watched Enter The Void and the abortion scene spawned a weird future situation in her head, Arielle thinks there should be new punishments for people who fuck up in various ways, Ava went on a date with a transgirl and had a really lovely experience, & the Fetish of the Week is limp dicks!

Aug 27, 202056:34
New Baptism Rules, Men's Rights?, & The Word Retarded

New Baptism Rules, Men's Rights?, & The Word Retarded

Arielle tells us all about these new badass and super well thought out rules for Mormons getting baptized, there needs to be a new wave of men's rights or meninism or something to do with men not being stuck in their rigid little boxes, and the Fetish of the Week is the word retarded.

Aug 19, 202051:25
Bimbo School, Vore, & Rape Baiting

Bimbo School, Vore, & Rape Baiting

Ava made some porn where she went to bimbo school, some thoughts on doing sex work vs being a sex worker, a listener wrote in about liking vore, kid fuckers are using zoom to share child porn now, and the Fetish of the Week is rape baiting.

Aug 12, 202059:39
Ava In Love, Christian Domestic Discipline, & Trauma or Erotica

Ava In Love, Christian Domestic Discipline, & Trauma or Erotica

Ava is in love now, spanking people is God's way, let us masturbate to your trauma.

Aug 06, 202001:07:06
Pussy Piss Eyes, Urine Utopia, & Lots of Terms

Pussy Piss Eyes, Urine Utopia, & Lots of Terms

Maybe everyone should drink children's piss? Lots about drinking piss in this episode. Some pedophile commentary. Then a bunch of talk about language and different terminology and identities at the end.

Jul 29, 202001:13:20
Periods In Video Games, Taboo Intensification, & Enemas

Periods In Video Games, Taboo Intensification, & Enemas

We talk A LOT about periods in video games because Ava is playing through The Last Of Us 2, more thoughts on the sexualization of young people, and a story about nasty farts that ends in a lot of enema talk.

Jul 22, 202045:27
Bidet Fears, Ephebophile Carwash, & Uncontrolable Farts

Bidet Fears, Ephebophile Carwash, & Uncontrolable Farts

Ava and Arielle are scared to use bidets, Ava talks about anal douching, Wayfair selling children through their website seems believable, when did we forget everyone used to be ephebophiles, dogs can be real cockblocks, and the fetish of the week is uncontrolable farts.

Jul 15, 202052:29
Mini Horse Sex, Wide Open Spaces, & Robotization

Mini Horse Sex, Wide Open Spaces, & Robotization

Fuck a mini horse not a regular horse, rashes can be sexy, Ava cries singing Wide Open Spaces with her sisters, ugly men are better at kinky stuff, we learn abou service tops and bottoms, and the Fetish of the Week is robotization.

Jul 08, 202057:04
Recontextualizing Sexuality, Living a Fantasy, & Hairy Bath Water

Recontextualizing Sexuality, Living a Fantasy, & Hairy Bath Water

Suppositories shouldn't be given to children, we don't need to desexualize nudity, Ava is living her dream life as a girl, move out of your shit state or town, we are making progress with getting trans people elected to office, and the Fetish of the Week is hairy bath water.

Jul 01, 202051:59
JK Rowling, Proof We Disagree, & Conceptualizing Gender

JK Rowling, Proof We Disagree, & Conceptualizing Gender

This is a rare one. We have one long conversation the whole time. TERFs, JK Rowling, how to think of gender, how we both think of gender, trans people in sports, problems with language, how to insult people, using language to hurt people, we go a lot of places with this one. Listen through to the end. No fetish of the week this week. But we have an extra nasty one for y'all for next week!

Jun 24, 202001:08:01
Femboy Woes, Foot Sensitivity, & OnlyFans Pt. 2

Femboy Woes, Foot Sensitivity, & OnlyFans Pt. 2

A gay porn star is charged with murder for helping a guy sniff a frog, a crossdresser or femboy or someone in that vicinity is upset they didn't get the reddit upvotes they thought they deserved, Ava can't orgasm easily if her legs aren't straight, we talk about OnlyFans some more, no fetish of the week this week b/c the world is garbage.

Jun 17, 202001:04:46
Protest Sex, Rapist Pedophile President, & Maggot Story

Protest Sex, Rapist Pedophile President, & Maggot Story

We talk about the different types of lesbians, picking up someone at a protest and having sex outside after a protest, Donald Trump being a rapist pedophile president with ties to Jeffery Epstein, and the fetish of the week is the most disgusting story we've ever heard.

Jun 10, 202001:05:10
Titty Normalization, Only Fans Pt.1, & Poop Penis

Titty Normalization, Only Fans Pt.1, & Poop Penis

Titties being hidden helps them be sexier but normalizing them may open up new paths to experiencing beauty, we talk about Only Fans a lot, and the Fetish of the Week is shit dick.

Jun 03, 202057:35
Amazing Erotica, Food Lewds, & Fetus Incest Inception

Amazing Erotica, Food Lewds, & Fetus Incest Inception

Ava read the best erotica she's ever encountered, there is a wonderful facebook group full of people posting sexy pics with food, and a listener sent us one of the most complicated fetishes we've seen and we're calling it Fetus Incest Inception.

May 27, 202047:48
Gay Boy Longing, Incel Thruple, & Post Orgasm Guilt

Gay Boy Longing, Incel Thruple, & Post Orgasm Guilt

Ava misses being a gay boy, we go long b/c Arielle tells a wild story about her brother, we talk about pedophiles being on molly, & the Fetish of the Week is post orgams guilt.

May 20, 202001:07:28
Housewife Dreams, Party n Play, & Pube Grooming

Housewife Dreams, Party n Play, & Pube Grooming

Quarantine has made Ava fall in love with being a housewife, we talk about the need to explain art and performance after talking about Crystal Method from Rupaul's Dragrace, slutty curbside pickup should be a thing, a trans person asking if they pass is nothing new and y'all need to calm down now that it's gone mainsteam online, and the Fetish of the Week is pube grooming.

May 13, 202059:33
Zoom Orgy, One Boob Enby, & Accidental Creampies

Zoom Orgy, One Boob Enby, & Accidental Creampies

We are going to try and host a orgy on zoom, why haven't more people cut off one boob, Ava balanced a shampoo bottle on her dick, we talk about body sizes, and the Fetish of the Week is accidental creampies.

May 06, 202051:58
Unpleasant Touching, Vagina MMORPG, & Insects

Unpleasant Touching, Vagina MMORPG, & Insects

People need to learn how to casually touch each other, lets do a study on what vagina's everyone would have if they could design their own, Ava talks to her mom about trans people and swimming and her dick, & the fetish of the week is Insects.

Apr 29, 202059:27
Mommie Vibes, Fag vs Faggot, & Unsafe Eating

Mommie Vibes, Fag vs Faggot, & Unsafe Eating

Arielle got fucked so well by The Girl she got a UTI that turned into a kidney infection and all sorts of mommie roleplay goodness has gone down because of it, boobs in a mouth are always a good thing, Ava bought fake boobs once, we revist out distinction between "fag" and "faggot", lots of people are having a hard time with isolation during the COVID pandemic but to Ava this is no biggie because it reminds her of growing up queer in a small town in Texas, apparently we need a lot of gay blood, raw party-pass-around bottom's blood cures COVID if you drink it, the Fetish of the Week is eating things that you're not supposed to.

Apr 22, 202054:34
Plans With Daddy, Masturbation Variation, & Stealing Dead Bodies

Plans With Daddy, Masturbation Variation, & Stealing Dead Bodies

Ava has plans with Daddy, The Girl fucks Arielle real good, an genetic loophole allows for an incest based lesbian empire, talking about COVID exposure may help people talk about STDs, Rebeca Black is gay and so are announcements, Ellen made a bad joke, and the Fetish of the Week is stealing dead bodies.

Apr 15, 202001:12:22
Snowflake & Safespace, Abortion Survivors, & Prison Labor

Snowflake & Safespace, Abortion Survivors, & Prison Labor

We go long for ya this week because we know you've got more time to listen. Marvel has two new non-binary super heros named Safespace & Snowflake, Arielle would pay to watch Louis CK jerk off, Abortion survivors vs Cancer survivors Survivor needs to happen, lots of other stuff, and the fetish of the week is Prison Labor.

Apr 08, 202001:33:46
Self-Fisting, Sloppy Queefs, & Disappointing Porn

Self-Fisting, Sloppy Queefs, & Disappointing Porn

Ava isn't a reply girl but is a self-fister. Arielle had some non-consent dreams, and also watched some disappointing gang rape porn. Lots of other stuff too.

Apr 01, 202001:08:10
Sex Toy Reviews, The L Word, & COVID-19

Sex Toy Reviews, The L Word, & COVID-19

We talk about sex toys and a shee wee we have for a while. Then we talk about the new season of The L Word for a while. Then we talk about the Coronavirus for a while for the Fetish of the Week.

Mar 11, 202001:00:01
Coronavirus Special!

Coronavirus Special!

We're pro Coronavirus. Let's kill these old people. Do we really need everyone that's 75+? Nah, we don't. Also tacked onto the end of the special is Ava talking about a BDSM experience she had that got cut from the last episode.

Mar 06, 202046:25
Trans Mormons, Vegetative Baby Dildos, & Serial Killers

Trans Mormons, Vegetative Baby Dildos, & Serial Killers

The Mormons have new rules on trans people so we talk about that a bunch. You should be able to either give your baby a partial birth abortion or put it in a vegetative state, and then use it as a dildo, if that is what you want. It's your right as an American. The Fetish of the Week is serial killers.

Mar 04, 202045:54
Gay Child Actor, Bisexual Lesbians, & Fighting

Gay Child Actor, Bisexual Lesbians, & Fighting

Ava spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt chugging, we Bisexual Lesbians and Lesbian Lesbians are fighting over the term Bisexual Lesbian and we think they all sound like fags and are wasting their time fighting, and the Fetish of the Week is fighting!

Feb 26, 202059:16
No Homo, Lez Prom, & Mouth Cancer

No Homo, Lez Prom, & Mouth Cancer

Bring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting options for selecting/defining your gender. We aren't sure why people date men because most of them fucking suck. The Fetish of the Week is getting oral from someone with mouth cancer!

Feb 19, 202054:34
Pee Strength, Vagina Dreams, & Frozen

Pee Strength, Vagina Dreams, & Frozen

Look each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want.  It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.

Feb 12, 202059:06
Panties for Dad, Perfect Pronouns, & Spit

Panties for Dad, Perfect Pronouns, & Spit

Ava and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!

Feb 05, 202055:41
Pedophile Rehab, Ecosexual, & Adult Breastfeeding

Pedophile Rehab, Ecosexual, & Adult Breastfeeding

Arielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics for pedophiles that are staffed by developing transgirls, Arielle talked to Leslie Jordan at a comedy festival and turns out he has a baptism fetish, women shouldn't be allowed to baptise people because nobody wants to see a hard dick in wet church trousers, a racist Trump supporting furry got banned from a furry convention and spends way too much time making high quality racist fursuits, ecosexual is a thing and it's cool but it isn't cool if you call yourself an ecosexual, we talk about partnering with NobEssence who makes badass wooden sex toys, most people are fucking dumb and boring and basic and we can totally tell just by looking at what folks put on their Tinder profiles, the Fetish of the Week is adult breastfeeding!

Jan 29, 202054:21
Season 3 Intro (CW: Vulnerability)

Season 3 Intro (CW: Vulnerability)

If you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!

Jan 29, 202021:30
Objectification, Drag Storytime, & Baptism

Objectification, Drag Storytime, & Baptism

After a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of the Week is baptisms! Also we changed our patreon and stuff.

Dec 18, 201944:29
Cutting Yourself, Drunk Heckler, & Eating Poop (Pt. 2)

Cutting Yourself, Drunk Heckler, & Eating Poop (Pt. 2)

This in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things up with talking about eating poop again.

Dec 11, 201953:11
Subtweeted

Subtweeted

A trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void of any joke making. Give it a listen if you want.

Dec 04, 201952:31
Cousin Sex, Eating Poop, & Transcum / Recugender Idiots

Cousin Sex, Eating Poop, & Transcum / Recugender Idiots

After a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, we try to figure out if having sex with cousins is even THAT bad, your relationships aren't complicated so stop saying they are, we talk about what transcum and recugender mean and why that are both dumb as fuuuuuuck.

Dec 04, 201951:40
Genital Smells, Queers Across the World, & Trash

Genital Smells, Queers Across the World, & Trash

Boys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having the time to become aware of your queerness requires money, size queen means you like big dicks or big whatever not that you genitals are the size of a queen matress, and The Fetish of the Week is trash!

Nov 27, 201952:42
Amy Miller, All Kinds of Dicks, & Squirting

Amy Miller, All Kinds of Dicks, & Squirting

Amy Miller is our guest on the pod this week. We talk about monogomous relationships, well intended questions, inconsiderate comedy fans, dick pics, dick sizes, how you can tell who has a big dick, sucking dick, people trying picking the worst conversation topics, having to educate male comics, being the spokesperson for a whole group of people, annoying comedy fans, & the Fetish of the Week is squirting!

Nov 20, 201901:10:50
Gender Reveals, Dog Consent, & "TERF" Isn't a Slur

Gender Reveals, Dog Consent, & "TERF" Isn't a Slur

Tune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people dying and gettting injured at gender reaveal parties, and Ava getting banned from Facebook for saying "Fuck TERFs". By the way, fuck TERFs and anyone that thinks that word is a slur. TERFs are wastes of space.

Nov 13, 201934:08
Butthole Modifications, Furry Love, & Opossum Play

Butthole Modifications, Furry Love, & Opossum Play

Having a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance and we think that is rad, a listener sent us a pic of this cute lady dressed as an opossum and we want to get into it, there are cute transboy lions now and we are here for the Transboy Pride, and the Fetish of the Week is Opossum Play.

Nov 06, 201949:07