Gender Fluids

Pronoun Pondering, Alt-Right Women's Rights, & Genital Piercing

An episode of Gender Fluids

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Hosted by comedians Ava Smart and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas that takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. No subject is too far out or third rail for these two queers to discuss. Subscribe to listen in on all the deliciously depraved conversations you'd be fired for having. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!
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Hosted by comedians Ava Smart and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas that takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. No subject is too far out or third rail for these two queers to discuss. Subscribe to listen in on all the deliciously depraved conversations you'd be fired for having. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!

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Gender Reveals, Dog Consent, & "TERF" Isn't a Slur
Tune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people dying and gettting injured at gender reaveal parties, and Ava getting banned from Facebook for saying "Fuck TERFs". By the way, fuck TERFs and anyone that thinks that word is a slur. TERFs are wastes of space.
34:07
November 13, 2019
Butthole Modifications, Furry Love, & Opossum Play
Having a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance and we think that is rad, a listener sent us a pic of this cute lady dressed as an opossum and we want to get into it, there are cute transboy lions now and we are here for the Transboy Pride, and the Fetish of the Week is Opossum Play.
49:06
November 6, 2019
Boob Stuff, Tiny Balls, & Rub-n-Tug
Ava and Arielle get high and ramble about random fetishes, Arielle talks about her relationship with her boobs getting better, some guys have boobs and thats perfectly ok, Ava's balls are finally starting to shrink, Arielle has no idea what's going on in her vagina, Arielle wonders what actually goes on in a rub-n-tug situation, Transmen and autogynophilic dudes need to partner up.
49:47
October 30, 2019
On the Road Masturbation & Customer Service Abuse
Arielle calls in from out on the road to talk about how she has been masturbating a lot while on tour. She things the way she has been masturbating since she was little might be responsible for her chronic back pain. The Fetish of the Week is customer service abuse, and in the middle of talking about that fetish Ava and Arielle take a detour through the ins and outs of roleplay.
41:53
October 23, 2019
Ass to Mouth, We're All Fa**ots, & Baby Mills
Ava switched from estrogen pills to shots and took some inspiration from Rose Montoya in how to administer the shots, there is lots of talk about poop and anal and Ava reveals that she recently went ass to mouth for the first time, Arielle wants to only picture Daddy God when she uses men in her fantasies, Arielle tells Ava about sneaking around to try on The Girl's underwear, Arielle talks about how she thinks we all need to embrace being faggots, Ava talks about National Coming Out Day and her calling the listeners and followers on instagram faggots, and the Fetish of the Week is baby mills!
59:48
October 16, 2019
Aborted Fetuses, Face Sitting Euphoria, & Breakups
A guy in Indiana died and they found a bunch of aborted fetuses in his house, Ava had a threesome where she sat on a girls face and had her first external anal orgams from getting her ass eaten, balls suck and are painful to have and sucking on them makes no sense, Ava broke up with her girlfriend so the Fetish of the Week is breakups!
56:13
October 9, 2019
Live at the Altercation Comedy Festival
Sisyphean subs are a wonderful thing please let us shit into a toilet as you clean it, a guy at the fest told Ava he didn't know if she was a boy or a girl but he still thought she was beautiful, intermittent fasting is just anorexia for cis men and people who are too afraid to say they are anorexic, trans people in sports is still an issue and we found a solution so everyone can stop arguing, a pastor died trying to beat Jesus' 40 day fast and that's hilarilous, gender neutral pronouns come of because of course they do, there are Anne Frank inspired CBD tampons, a school didn't know if a young transgender girl should be sheltered with the boys or the girls during an active shooter drill, if you watch anime you've thought about having sex with 14 year olds at least once, and the Fetish of the Week is FUCK THE POLICE.
44:57
October 2, 2019
About Gender Fluids, Apocalypse Suicide, & Parent Sex
Everybody needs to be roasted and we're here to roast the queer community....starting with y'all's trans/gay pride tattoos, we got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chonicle's Best of Austin awards so please go vote for us, in a rare candid moment we talk for a while about what it is like to do Gender Fluids and why we do the podcast, Ava wants transgirls everywhere to know they don't need tape to tuck and also that she loves/admires transgirls who don't tuck, Arielle talks about an uncomfortable and unfortunate encounter she had with a man after a show, and the Fetish of the Week is parent sex.
59:44
September 25, 2019
Pronoun Pondering, Alt-Right Women's Rights, & Genital Piercing
Ava almost shits herself on the way home from work, Sam Smith uses They/Them now which leads into several discussion (and accidental mispronounings) of gender neutral pronouns, a listener tagged us in a video on Twitter of a dude getting his pensis nailed to a piece of wood, women in the alt-right are getting angry at the men for the way they are being treated and we think that is hilarious, and the Fetish of the Week is genital piercing.
59:38
September 18, 2019
Girlcock PSA, Catholic Hanky Code, & Autogynephilia
Arielle talks about a little kid at a show being attracted to her, Ava gives a PSA about trans women needing to continue using their dicks to help them obtain less painful erections, Ava and Arielle discuss access to hormones and debate if/how hormones should be regulated, Catholic offiicials' clothing color is definitely a type of code they use to let each other know what kind of kids they like to fuck, and the Fetish of the Week is autogynephilia!
50:04
September 11, 2019
Freebleeding, Ageplay, & Trans Dating Utopia
Arielle is trying out freebleeding underwear. That leads into a discussion on diapers, which naturally moves into the ageplay territory. Ageplay is talked about for A GOOD WHILE. After that Ava talks about how she never imagined dating only trans women would be possible. Things wrap up with some lesbian café instituting a "man tax" in the lamest possible way.
51:41
September 4, 2019
Live In Louisville, KY
Recorded live at the Midwest Queer Comedy Fest.
48:01
August 28, 2019
Dealing With Penises, Porn Title Slurs, 8 Orgasm Games
Ava had sex with a girl that Arielle had been having threesomes with and Arielle was not happy about it, and Arielle has a plan to fix what she sees as the root of her unhappiness with the encounter. Ava had surgery for her broken bones and it is making her reconsider having bottom surger. Leaky is one of Ava's new favorite words in the trans lexicon she is slowly building. Arielle and Ava talk about the continued inclusion of the words "tranny" and "shemale" in porn titles. Arielle talks about the man with the biggest dick in the world. A conversation about dick size ensues. The Fetish of the Week is Orgasm Games!
56:49
August 21, 2019
Pedophilic Propensities, Nude Pics Scammer, & Crying
Ava's new girlfriend isn't punk and that makes Ava believe transness is more primary to being than previously before, pedohiles are everywhere and Arielle has an idea why, Ava sent pics of her asshole to a fake person online, and the Fetish of the Week is Crying!
51:53
August 14, 2019
Broken Bones, Threesome Realness, & Sacrifice
This ep was recorded in two parts over the couse of a week. The first half was recorded a day after Ava was in a motorcycle accident and was just starting to take a buncg of painkillers. The second Part was recorded a week laterwhen she was finally off the pills and able to function. Arielle talks about finally having what felt like her first real threesome and all the wonderful feelings associated with the experience. Ava had too much freetime to be chill while online flirting. Eight kittens licking a dick in a gloryhole can't be wrong. The rich are rubberbanding soft puppies together to fuck them. Ava tried to cut her dick off with rubberbands once. The Fetish of the Week is sacrifice!
1:00:18
August 9, 2019
Online Flirting, Bang Gang, & Predicaments
Ava has been flirting with another transgirl online and she is surprised by how much she feels like herself doing it, Ava also got bangs and Arielle didn't have the best reaction to them, Arielle talks about her relationship with feminitity, and the Fetish of the Week is predicament porn!
40:56
July 31, 2019
Butthole Hymens, Transgirl Vomit Porn, & Breast Cancer Lumps
Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone had a butthole hymen? We think so, and we talk about our dream for this utopia exstensively in this episode. Ava talks about filming some transgirl vomit porn and her newfound confidence resulting from that experience. Ava also talks about exploring Reddit and posting a picture in the subredit r/transpassing where she got way more attention than she thought she would. We decided that Gender Fluids is the lube of the slippery slope everyone is so worried about. Let us help you slip down that slope. The Fetish of the Week is discovering breast cancer lumps and is brought to you by the wonderful mind of Arielle. Arielle also ends the episode with talking about her belief that being uber rich turns you into a disguisting kid fucker.
52:04
July 24, 2019
Nips Out, Frotting/Joustin, & Goats
This is an interesting one y'all. Arielle was four hours late to record and on the tail end of a mushroom trip. Arielle talks about her trip and how it helped her finally go topless in public, Ava talks about the term used for rubbing two dicks together (frotting) and wanted Arielle to help her come up with better word, if you're interested in sponsoring the podcast and you make vegan products that taste like human flesh please hit us up (bring back Hufu!), Ava is hosting her first orgy and bought an orgy appropriate couch while with her mom, Ava talks briefly about the porno she is going to film where someone will get fucked with a horse dildo, and the Fetish of the Week is goats!
49:36
July 17, 2019
BJ Prices, Corporate Pride, & First Times (AKA Virginity)
Arielle overheard a sex worker on the streets of Montrose in Houston say her hourly rate for a blowjob was $30 and Arielle can't believe the price is so low, a scene in Tales of the City inspired Arielle to ask Ava how she feels about past pictures of her boy-self, Ava gives a shoutout to MasterCard and PornHub for being moderately decent in how they displayed corporate Pride, somehow universal healthcare comes up in the middle of the corporate Pride discussion, and the Fetish of the Week is first times (AKA virginity)!
55:55
July 10, 2019
Gender Fluids Live! in Houston
Recorded live at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas.
1:09:07
July 3, 2019
Transgirl Gayness, Memes, & Make a Deathwish Foundation
Being in a poly relationship takes on a new dimension when Ava starts to date a cool new transgirl, Ava talks about a shitty experience she had surrounding a Pride month "celebration" at work, meme maketh the transgirl and Arielle decides she wants to get more into memes, shoes don't belong in bed or sex unless you are standing, and the fetish of the week is the Make a Deathwish Foundation!
56:13
June 26, 2019
No Pregnancies, LSD Rambles, & Conjoined Twins
Ava can't get people pregnant any more, Arielle and Ava talk about how the idea of getting a person pregnant is super hot, both Ava and Arielle are on acid (LSD for you squares) and ramble on about acid thoughts while you get a glimpse into the recording process surrounding recording ads, and the Fetish of the Week is Conjoined Twins!
45:15
June 19, 2019
Two Names-Two Selfs, Dady God, & Three Attempts
Should Ava really be calling herself Ava or is Austin a better fit? At a show Arielle was asked if it is ever wrong to call someone they/them, and we discuss that. Would you believe it if Ava told you she grew in a small Texas town where people prayed to Daddy God? We didn't nail any of the Fetish of the Week segments we tried to record so you get to hear our three attempts. Get ready for baby head dildos, sewn scrotal sac vulvas not attached to a transwoman, and assasination. Also, if you're in Houston we will be doing a live Gender Fluids show at The Secret Group on June 29th at 10PM. Tickets are $5 and can be purchases on The Secret Group's website. We will also both be doing standup the night before (June 28th) for The Healiners Series. The show starts at 10PM, is $5, and those tickets can also be purchased on The Secret Group's website.
41:36
June 12, 2019
Sex After Death, It's Our Denial Fiend, & Homophobia
It's been a little over two weeks since Ava and Arielle sat down to talk, and good golly did they both need it. Ava talks about how she still hasn't had sex since her best friend died, Arielle talks though her thoughts on if she should try pretending to be a baby with its mother in a sexual context as a mean of catharsis for her mommy issues....to fill her mommy hole if you will, Ava's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger and she loves using them to keep children from swimming near her while out at the greenbelt, Ava and Arielle talk about how the Gender Fluids official Denial Fiend is doing so well and their adventures getting used to being doms, and the Fetish of the Week is homophobia!
1:00:32
June 5, 2019
Titty Tangents & Persephone Darner Talks Tickling
What started as Ava trying to tell a story about getting her trans titties sucked on by her partner devolves into a series of tangents surrounding titties. We really try to stay on topic, but sometimes it just doesn't happen. Please forgive our drug addled brains. After all the titty stuff Persephone Darner stops by to talk about tickling, and actually manages to make tickleing sound appealing. We had such a nice time talking with Persephone and highly recommend you check out the tickling subreddit if you're interested in getting involved with the scene. As always your hosts are Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman.
54:29
May 29, 2019
Squirt One Out, Mormon Mom Talks, & Ghosts
Ava talks about her best friend dying recently, Arielle talks about Mormons and her mother's beliefs, we get excited about our new denial fiend, and the fetish of the week is Ghosts....kind of.
50:30
May 22, 2019
Name Changes, Boobs vs. Balls, & Tickling Speculations
Ava talks about her struggle to get her own name change right, Arielle tells Ava about a dream she had, Ava tells Arielle about going in a mosh pit with tender boobs, the difference between boob and ball pain is discussed, why do people care if women runners with high levels of testosterone compete against ones with normal levels?, Ava feels like an asshole for arguing with a friend over what can and can’t be joked about, and the Fetish of the Week is Tickling! Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
58:03
May 15, 2019
Suppositories, Uncaged Listeners, & Panty Sniffing
Once Ava gets on PrEP can someone please blow a load in her? Also if we could get a team of doctors together to turn all of her pills into suppositories that’d be great. Some listeners wrote in to us about how they become uncaged, so we take the time to talk through a couple of our favorite messages. If anybody would like to be an official Gender Fluids service sub please contact us. Arielle updates Ava on her foray into the world of polyamory, which includes a new girl we are calling The STEM (that stands for Stud Femme). The Fetish of the Week is panty sniffing!  Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
58:52
May 8, 2019
Family Dynamics, Polygamy, & Popper Training
Austin talks about her new Daddy/Big Sister dynamic in her relationship, Austin tells Arielle about her birthday experience and living openly around her family, Arielle talks about exploring polyamory with her long hair girlfriend and telling her ex-Mormon mother she now believes in polygamy, Austin and Arielle dive into zoophilia within the furry community after a listener wrote in and told Austin about zoophiles working at Bad Dragon, and the Fetish of the Week is popper training! Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
53:19
May 1, 2019
ASHwell Clinic, Loads, & Human Decanters
Jeremy from the ASHwell Clinic stopped by to talk about PrEP, and naturally the talk drifted to more lurid conversation. How many loads is to many loads for PrEP to handle? What kind of people want to cut off a limb for some sort of satisfaction? What is a sex maze and how do we get invited to one? Fuck Aunt Becky. The Fetish of the Week is human decanters! We’ll be back next week with our regular shenanigans.  Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
53:07
April 24, 2019
Orgy Recap, Attractiveness To Us, & Dragons
You can use Sprite to clean period blood off your fists if your water is out, Austin had an orgy at a burn and she tells all about it, boy do we have some thoughts about our first one star review, and the Fetish of the Week is Dragons! We’ll be back next week with our regular shenanigans.  Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
1:01:27
April 17, 2019
Safe Space Special: Fake Wokeness & Queer Fragility
This is a not a normal episode. We break from our normal Gender Fluids episode style to spend the entire time talking about experiences Austin and Arielle have recently had with safe spaces, comedy, and the queer community. We sat down to record this a few weeks ago when Austin was told she was no longer welcome to be interviewed on a queer variety show after one of the co-hosts saw her tell two stories during a different show a week prior. Apparently Austin’s “comedic voice” didn’t fit the “values” of the show. After going through the reasons why Austin was told her comedic voice didn’t fit the values of the show Arielle talks about her experience performing on the show even after Austin was asked not to, and delves into her issues with queer safe spaces. Arielle then moves on to talk about her experience of and opinions about queer fragility, which is all tied into a story of her the time she did stand-up for the Mean Boys Podcast. There is no fetish of the week. There is no disgusting sex talk. There aren’t many jokes even. But goddamn y’all there is a lot here you should listen to.  We’ll be back next week with our regular shenanigans.  Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
55:06
April 10, 2019
Dead Baby Milk, Poly Proposal Jealousy, & Tetris
Who has the biggest boobs in her poly relationship? Austin does. Donate your clothes to your queer and trans and non-binary and gender exploring friends not to Goodwill. Arielle explores the difference between her gender identity and gender expression. Then Arielle tells Austin about how her girlfriend’s abortion helped her boobs get bigger. Austin talks about her partner proposing to their other girlfriend, Austin’s metamour. Austin speculates on what will happen at a burn she is going to and entertains the idea of giving her hard dick as a community contribution. And get ready for a nerdy time because the Fetish of the Week is Tetris! Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole.  As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. -- FOLLOW GENDER FLUIDS @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us? Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com 
46:54
April 3, 2019
Period Shits, Love vs In Love, & Underwater Cum
You’re going to want to follow our new Instagram page for period shits, trust us. If you drive around with bag of dicks in the trunk of your car please be careful! What is the difference between saying “I love you” and “I’m in love with you”? The fetish of the week is Underwater Cum! Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole. As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcast on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us?  Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
48:01
March 27, 2019
Frequent Fisting, Dolly Parton, & Fruit
Austin had a few glasses of wine while recording so be prepared for her to sing 3 or 4 times in this episode. Arielle is fisting regularly now and please don’t call her hands “hands” anymore, refer to them as her dicks. Austin and Arielle dedicate a good chunk of the episode to talking about the bullshit outrage surrounding Dolly Parton and her comments about non-binary and pansexual people. There is a pretty hippy dippy discussion of positive vibrations, their power, and the way they manifest through language. Austin talks about becoming more confident in her actions and body when having sex thanks to dating this new couple. She tells a story of a glorious threesome to illustrate her point. And the Fetish of the Week is fruit! Don’t forget to show us some love by rating and/or reviewing Gender Fluids on Apple Podcasts. Seriously, don’t be a lazy asshole. As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman. Follow Gender Fluids on social media: @genderfluidspodcat on Instagram @genderfluidspod on Twitter Gender Fluids on Fetlife Do you have questions, comments, and/or nudes you want to send us? Email: genderfluidspod@gmail.com
1:05:11
March 20, 2019
SXSW Dirty Girl Special (Dirty Differences, Intro to Kink, & Santa)
Heather Ann Gottlieb, host of the podcast Dirty Girl which is also on the WhoHaha podcast network, came to Austin,TX for SXSW so we decided to do a crossover episode! Arielle talks about wanting to commit pitbull genocide, Heather and Austin talk about tearful Pixar animated shorts...
1:05:34
March 13, 2019
Polygamy Dreams, Coming Out Addiction, Tails, & Suicide
We’re in a weird place this week. Arielle talks about her dream of one day becoming a polygamist Mormon roots, Austin asks Arielle about her describing the act of coming out as “addicting”, Austin talks about how coming out has been the opposite experience for her.
59:12
March 6, 2019
Poly Sibling Proximity, Viagra Party, & Cat Girls
Arielle and Austin discuss their feelings surrounding polyamorous siblings being in the same dating pool, Austin tells the story of an adult sleepover she went to where she took viagra for the first time, Arielle fists her girlfriend really loudly, there is more blood than ever in Austin’s cum, trans people (and people in general) do more than just pee in bathrooms and there should be stickers to prove it, and the Fetish of the Week is Cat Girls!
58:23
February 27, 2019
Gay Molly Swoons, Self-Care Stupidity, & Fisting
Austin talks for….a good while about a experience she had taking molly with the poly couple she’s been seeing so strap in and get ready for some real gay swooning, Arielle tells Austin about how having her new girlfriend scratching her poison ivy as a means to feel more comfortable dirty talking and saying “harder” in while having sex, & Arielle inadvertently picks the Fetish of the Week by diving head first into stories (both old and new) of Fisting!
46:40
February 20, 2019
Queer Capitalism, Body Hate/Boob Love, & Cum In Panties
Austin and Arielle both got the same bot messaging them on Instagram trying to get them to buy some gay themed merchandise by guilt tripping them over their love of LGBTQ people and they really just want companies to stop chasing that ever elusive yet profitable dollar, Austin talks briefly about the corporatization of Pride and the wonderful DIY alternative to the official Pride parade in Austin, TX called Queerbomb.
50:57
February 13, 2019
Shitting Yourself, Drug Compatibility, & Choking
Wow...there really is no better way to feel alive then shitting yourself so strap in and get ready vicariously feel alive Austin tells the story of a recent picnic date she went on, Austin and Arielle talk about masturbating and Austin’s new porn watching habits now that she is well into medically transitioning, Arielle talks about doing acid around her soon to be second ex-wife without telling her she was taking acid...
57:34
February 6, 2019
Bloody Hands, Detransitioning (Transception), & Snuff
Arielle finally has sex with a girl on her period and she has the bloody hands to prove it, Austin gets a reality check when Arielle points out her wedding fantasies put her romantically way ahead of the people she is fantasizing about...
57:51
January 30, 2019
Poly Romanticization, Demisexual Certainty, & Priests
Austin talks about learning to think to think of romantic futures with a poly couple she has caught the feels for, Arielle decides she is demisexual and for once doesn’t need to question if a part of her identity is true, Austin complains about getting random messages from trans chasers on Instagram, Arielle tell Austin about grabbing a beer with a listener and then the idea of making porn comes up, and the Fetish of the Week is Priests!
56:35
January 23, 2019
Goodbye to Boners, Numbing Ourselves, & 9/11
We apologize for Austin’s stuffy ass nose in the second half of the episode. Besides that - Arielle has wounds on her hands that won’t heal to the amount of moisture she has on them every day as a result of her flourishing sex life, Austin has lost the ability to easily get a boner and talks her new adventures with a poly couple.
56:18
January 16, 2019
Pronoun Anthropology, Long Hair Journeys, & Hypnotism
Austin is back in town from a long family vacation and boy are her arms tired of being called “he” all the time! Arielle is having sex with a girl that has long hair, and she is actually into this long hair girl, and oh my gosh some very big things (one involving the long hair girl’s butthole) have gone down while Austin was out of town.
54:28
January 9, 2019
Season Two Introductions & Content Warnings
Welcome to Season 2 of Gender Fluids! This episode is designed to get you caught up on all things Gender Fluids, and to give you an idea of what to expect in the the show. First Austin and Arielle give a quick rundown of how they identify. Then they both talk about why they are doing the show and why they think the show is special and important. And finally Austin and Arielle give Gender Fluids first ever Content Warnings and Trigger Warnings!
38:41
January 9, 2019
Bad Rudolph, Trans Bravery, & Orgasm Denial
Brace yourself! We go a little long this week because it is THE LAST GENDER FLUIDS OF THE YEAR and we have some special announcements for y’all at the end of the episode.
1:14:07
December 19, 2018
Dating Cis Men, Bad Communication, & Sissification
In this episode Arielle talks about her dates with cis men and the emotions wrapped up in those experiences, Austin is reminded of a disappointing date she went on the other night, and the fetish of the week is Sissification! As always your hosts are Austin Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman.
1:02:17
December 12, 2018
Are We Gay?, Penis Plans, & Transformations
In this episode Arielle is giddy because she has a hot new dentist, Austin talks about her feelings surrounding a recent date with a cis straight dude, Arielle and Austin interrogate their own gayness, everybody should go listen to the hottest new Thin Lizzy cover band Thick Clitty and Arielle comes up with a new segment “What Are You Gonna Do With Your Dick?”.
1:02:18
December 5, 2018
Three Boobs, Strapless Dildo, & Trolling
In this episode Austin tells Arielle about a woman who decided to get a third boob surgically added to her chest in an effort to make herself less sexually attractive to men, Austin gives her review of the Ustrap Strapless Dildo that Tabutoys.com sent her, and the fetish of the week is Trolling! We know, that sounds like a lame fetish, but boy does it lead the conversation to some interesting places.
52:40
November 28, 2018
Tampon Tea, Packer Vacation, & Erotic Fanfic: After You
In this episode Austin tells Arielle about people in Indonesia that are boiling tampons and drinking the water to get intoxicated, the worlds of concealed carry and diaper lovers finally and beautifully intersects, Arielle talks about her experience using a packer for the first time while on vacation with his family, Austin rants a bit about manspreading and how people don’t understand it’s necessity, and Austin and Arielle debut the first Erotic Fanfic For a Fan simply titled “Part One: After You”.
1:01:51
November 21, 2018
Bloody Ejaculate, Sex Toy Speculation, & Bug Bites
In this episode Austin eats crow for gloating that she would never have a period because her trans vagina would be man-made, Arielle is given a safety lesson on dating cis guys and remarks on her experiences dating them so far, Austin and Arielle share their predictions for what they think their experiences will be with some sex toys they’re reviewing for Tabutoys.com in a new monthly segment, & the fetish of the week is Bug Bites!
1:00:03
November 14, 2018
Period Sex, Alligator Rape, & Pantyhose
In this episode Austin admits the Trump administration’s writing trans people out of existence may have had some unintended positive side effects that she has been enjoying, Austin and Arielle attempt to have a conversation about what we are “supposed” to do when dating but end up having two different conversations (this is what happens when you do drugs folks), Arielle talks about disliking the feeling of period blood on her hands and tries to figure out how to tell people that...
54:12
November 7, 2018
Gender Fluids Live!
It’s our first live show! Y’all we are so happy with how this show turned out. When we decided to start doing live shows we didn’t know if anyone would care enough to come, but we ended up selling out the show! The audio for this one is a little wonky, but don’t worry that’ll get fixed next time.
1:04:26
October 31, 2018
Trans Genitals, Freebleeding Men, & Vomit
In this episode Austin and Arielle marvel at cis people who want to have bottom surgery to change their genitals, Austin tells the story of getting a rather weird email from her doctor, Austin explains the process of dilation that transwomen have to do after having bottom surgery.
55:15
October 24, 2018
Hybrid Orgasms, Pervy Architecture, & Farts
In this episode Arielle talks about how she is has learned to have a hybrid anal/clitoral orgasm using the power of her mind, Austin opens up about how she has only ever though positive things about poorly designed buildings that let folks see up her skirts, we rage about people being arrested in Florida in an online prostitution sting, Arielle talks about transboys being into gay porn, and the fetish of the week is Farts!
50:34
October 17, 2018
Gyno Converts, Mispronouning, & Mummification
Arielle talks about asking customers at work how they perceive her, then Arielle gloats about how perfect his vagina is and how he is sad Austin's trans vagina will never be as perfect, this is followed by a story of Arielle helping their gyno understand trans kids, Austin and Arielle talk about why the use of mispronouning is better than saying misgendering in a lot of cases, Austin tells trans people to chill out, and the fetish of the week is mummification!
42:00
October 10, 2018
Mo Alexander: An Old School Kinky Dude
The incomparable Mo Alexander graced us with his presence for this episode. We talk to Mo about how he figured out he was kinky, what its like to be a sadist, going to gay bars in Memphis, TN at age 16 so he could drink underage, Tennessee bondage clubs, how he things about being a sadist, and so so much more.
1:11:28
October 3, 2018
Religious DDLG, Trans on Trans Misgendering, & Hypnotism
In this episode Arielle talks about a table read they went to where the director and cast ended up naturally figuring out how to use pronouns around Arielle, Arielle talks about a weird gender/genital oriented pickup line tossed at them, Austin admits she wasn't happy about getting set up on a blind date with another transwoman, Austin and Arielle dive into the sensations of butts and putting things in them.
1:34:26
September 26, 2018
Canine Copulation, Twincest, & Doll Fetishes
Arielle tells the story of being confronted by an old lady with a cane after a comedy show, Austin and Arielle parse through the story of a Colorado couple who got caught having sex with their dog, Dog anatomy is discussed, the wonderful experience of having sex with a Penguin is yearned for, Austin talks about a recent Twincest scenario that caught her off guard.
1:32:03
September 19, 2018
Thank You, Sex Party Proposition, & GO VOTE FOR US!
Gender Fluids got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chronicle's Best of Austin 2018 poll! Arielle and Austin decided to record a short livestream video thanking everyone that nominated the podcast and encouraging folks to go vote for Gender Fluids on the official ballot. This is the audio from that livestream.
03:49
September 13, 2018
Learning to Lie, Changed Minds, & Ovipositors
We start off with a lovely clip from Dan Savage's podcast Savage Lovecast because Dan beautifully (and much more articulately than we ever could) comment on an article about folks openness to dating trans people we talked about a few episodes back.
1:27:12
September 12, 2018
Butthole Maintenance, Genital Aromas, & Dental Fetishes
Arielle helps Austin realize she is a cum slut, Austin talks about what tucking as a trans woman makes her dick smell like, we dive into  regulating what you eat in order to be clean and clear for anal sex, Arielle talks about anal and bonus holes with their boyfriend, Arielle talks about the pleasant experience of meeting their boyfriend's mom for the first time.
1:05:59
September 8, 2018
Nude Pictures, Slobbery Make Outs, & Enemas
In this episode Austin and Arielle wish they could work at women's bodybuilding competitions, Arielle goes into their issues with dysphoria and body dysmorphia when it comes to taking and sending nude pictures, and Austin talks though her feelings about dirty talk.
1:40:46
August 29, 2018
Body Hair, Destroyed Pussy, & Used Panties
Holy shit welcome to our longest episode so far! Austin briefly goes over her romantic history with guys and a little portion of her gender evolution, Arielle and Austin read message from a listener about body hair (that leads into a discussion of where shave came from, how society thinks about body hair, who shaves and who doesn't, and what it is like to "wake up" and realize you don't have to shave your legs).
1:55:30
August 15, 2018
Bitchin' Bodies, Trans Name Changes, & Sneezing
A mushroom trip helps Austin feel ok in her own body, Arielle discusses leaving their sports bra on while fucking their new boyfriend, we go through some way we talk about trans peoples' genitals, Austin decides it is time to change her first name and offers up the her top picks for new names, Austin and Arielle talk about how the alt-right and different groups can like their jokes for the wrong reasons, and the fetish of the week is sneezing!
1:18:05
August 7, 2018
Dog Licking, July Whore-O-Scope, & Blood
Ep. 25- Dog Licking, July Whore-O-Scope, & Blood by Gender Fluids
1:17:29
July 27, 2018
Pronoun Revelations, Masculine of Center, & Period Stuffs
Ep. 24 - Pronoun Revelations, Masculine of Center, & Period Stuffs by Gender Fluids
1:05:59
July 19, 2018
Reverse Potty Training, Feminist Porn, & TERFs
In this episode Arielle describes a creepy game she used to play with her mormon family called Poor Pussy, people who like to meow are interrogated, the act of un-potty training (or reverse potty training) is explained to Arielle by Austin, in this segment of "What The Fuck Does That Mean" we explain the term TERF, a potential issue with feminist porn and all women comedy shows is discussed, and the fetish of the week is Fire!
1:22:07
July 12, 2018
Bathroom Sounds, Hypothetically Offended, & Electrocution
In this episode Austin and Arielle talk about the decision to circumcise babies, how The Force could be used in sex, an experience Arielle has being uncomfortable around other lesbians/gender non-conforming people, some dumb women at a Pride parade who got offended in real life about a hypothetical situation, Austin's auditory experiences and immaturity in bathrooms, and people who like involving electricity in sex.
1:15:39
June 27, 2018
Monthly Horoscope, What is Single?, & Kidnapping
In this episode Austin talks about being on hormones for over six months, a new segment called "What the Fuck Does That Mean?" is introduced, the combined astrological skills of Austin and Arielle are together to create a monthly Gender Fluids horoscope, the question "what does being single even mean?" is given something close to an answer, Austin can't make up her mind about what "hooking up" means, and the fetish of the week is Kidnapping!
1:26:11
June 20, 2018
The Miseducation of Livia (Gay Alphabet, Church Rituals, & Peeing Yourself)
We started off with the best intentions when recording this episode. Our goal was to bring in a young listener who didn't understand some of the terminology we were using. We were going to work our way the the queer alphabet (LGGBTQQIAAPP) and explain what each letter meant. This was a failure. We drank too much wine and beer and smoked too much shit. We do talk about Arielle leaving the Mormon church, an encounter Livia had with a foot fetish hookup, people who like to pee themselves, urinals in women's re
1:24:47
June 15, 2018
Aight Foursomes, Queer Hecklers, & Figging
In this episode Arielle talks more about being single, Austin spends what feels like forever describing an uncomfortable threesome turned foursome, a shocking experience involving queer hecklers at Arielle's weekly stand up show where heckling is allowed is discussed, and a super cute kink/fetish called Figging is dug into. YUMMY.
1:31:58
June 1, 2018
Uglies Anonymous, Queer Youth Advice, & Tentacle Dreams
In this episode Austin and Arielle get very open and honest when Austin reads some advice she gave to a young trans girl who recently came out to an unsupportive mother, it is decided that to stop the Incel movement we need to have Uglies Anonymous for these wackos, Arielle talks about her excitement over a potential threesome situation, and Shane Battierr has a nightmare involving a pit of tentacles.
1:42:11
May 18, 2018
Power Bottoms, Mommy Holes, & Scissoring
Arielle finally starts to own and accept her identity as a power bottom, Austin does her best baby voice, welcome to the world of mommis, Arielle's mother turned her gay, the two ask, "Why do we even care about gay bars closing?", people are made fun of for being too sensitive about funny pictures, the truth about scissoring is revealed, and Arielle's erotic D&D character Shane Battierr is back!
1:38:05
May 2, 2018
Mormon Spies, Getting Laid, & Erotic D&D
Austin talks about fucking a dude and another trans girl and all that goes into that mentally, Arielle tells us about how her mother turned her gay and the Mormon spies that are still after her, and Shane Battierr gets closer to figuring out how to make a mysterious subterranean species orgasm. All this, and more, in this weeks episode.
59:27
April 25, 2018
Fetlife, Faux Abortions, & Sounding
Arielle has finally joined the dark side and started a Fetlife page, Austin is now single and hooked up with another transgirl, masturbating with new toys is always fun, hopefully people don't like putting partially aborted fetuses inside them, gay familial incest is complicated and not complicated, and sometimes people put things into their urethra.
1:06:50
April 4, 2018
Periods, Internet Engagement, & Elves
Periods. Period blood. Items that absorb period blood. People who are into all those things. Get ready for a period heavy episode, y'all. It's a hoot. Austin and Arielle also discuss engaging with folks online, transgender Ted talks, how Arielle could find a way to like monster/alien porn, and the problem with seeing the faces of people you listen to on the radio or read about in books.
56:09
March 14, 2018
Reality TV, Ideological Purity, & Verbal Degradation
In this episode Austin and Arielle talk about a push for ideological purity on the left, then debate dogs eating cum out of people and the ethics of such situations. After that, strap in for a long discussion of reality TV shows Queer Eye, Naked and Afraid, and Survivor...which naturally leads into a discussion on cannibalism. We also pick back up with Arielle's erotic D&D character, Shane Battier, as Austin sets up the dire nature of his next sexual encounter.
1:22:07
March 7, 2018
Arielle's Erotic D&D Adventure
Arielle gets her very own episode! In this bonus edition of Gender Fluids, Arielle talks about how she learned to masturbate as a three year old, and then spends the rest of the episode creating a character to play through a loose D&D like roleplaying sex game that Austin created in hopes of expanding Arielle's comfortability with different fetishes.
1:18:14
February 28, 2018
Potato Chips, Musicals, & Grannies
In this episode Arielle and Austin dig into why Austin doesn't like musicals, how Matt Stone & Trey Parker helped Arielle leave the Mormon church, the idiocy of gendered potato chips & the problems with how the left responded to them, and last but not least people who love grannies. Get ready to have your cheeks pinched ya cutie!
1:10:21
February 28, 2018
That's Wild, Y'all White As Hell (Trans UFC Fighters, Bathroom Door Signs, & Latex)
Eric Nimmer is one of Austin and Arielle's oldest friend in the comedy community. In this episode the three friends talk about transgender UFC fighters, bathroom door signs, latex fetishists, so much more. Follow Eric on Twitter and Instagram @nimmerthegreat Follow Austin on Twitter and Instagram @austinissmartt Follow Arielle on Twitter @pooptampon and on Instagram @selfawarielle
1:19:10
February 15, 2018
Micropenises, Fandom Fantasies, & Food
In this episode Arielle talks about how her intense levels of jealousy lead her to incorporate fidelity into her fantasies, Austin admits that even she misgenders herself sometimes, guys with micropenises get thoroughly laughed at and critiqued for their lack of apparent sexual innovation, and tasty food fetishes get talked about.
1:01:22
February 7, 2018
Trans Friends, Lil Bitches, & FEET
In this episode Arielle asks Austin about having trans friends, female autoerotic asphyxiation, and vaginal fluid preferences. Austin tells Arielle about foot fetishes, and attempts to give a shoutout to Double Scorpio VHS Cleaner (but forgot to mention their name because she got too high). In the process of all that Arielle and Austin end up calling everyone Lil Bitches and blame the current state of our country on the queer community. So strap in (or on) and get ready to get weird.
1:12:38
January 31, 2018
Lil Sex, Lot-O-Gender
Gender swapping a white elephant gift exchange, coming out to small town grandparents, hormonal paradigms, and getting filled with eggs from another species...this episode is a doozy.
1:20:42
January 24, 2018
Gaybor Gabe's Gangbang, Hormones, & Pee
For the first episode of the 2018 Austin and Arielle decided to have their first guest on! Austin's gaybor, Gabe, sits down to talk through his experience at a surprisingly well organized gay male cruising party/orgy/gangbang. The three dive into the emotional implications of the situation, how to navigate such a space, the health risks involved, who is sucking what in what way, and so much more. Also, Arielle asks Austin why people liking to be peed on is so damn popular.
1:24:38
January 11, 2018
Bad Dreams, Vaginal Sizes, & Breeding
In this gender heavy episode Arielle talks about an intense dream involving a weird version of Austin, and in doing so gets to an emotional center of their continuing exploration of gender identity. Austin and Arielle also tackle the issue of vaginal sizes, Halloween costumes, breeding fetishes, and potatoes in places they should never be.
1:11:09
December 13, 2017
Bikinis, Bestiality, & Balloons
Do you want to know if beastiality is legal in your state? What is going through the mind of the person who decides to have sex with their dog for the first time? Listen to this weeks episode to find out, plus get educated on some lovely folks who get turned on by balloons.
43:15
December 6, 2017
Hard Limits, Pubes, & Public Arousal
What are the sexual acts that Austin and Arielle just won't engage in? Do most public speakers get off from being in front of crowds? Whats up with people liking the smell of farts? Listen to find out, y'all!
55:22
November 8, 2017
The Timeless Hobby of Preserving Dicks in Jars
Arielle continues questioning what is up with his gender, a dude cuts off and saves penises, another dude ejaculates onto flutes, and Austin makes vaginas less attractive to Arielle after he learns about people with a birthing fetish.
1:08:15
October 18, 2017
So You Want to be a Human Pony?
For our second episode Austin and Arielle talk about Austin's dog, Ellie, being misgendered, the idiocy of laws limiting Trans people's access to bathrooms, and pony play! Do you not know what pony play is? Don't feel bad, neither did Arielle. Also included is our hopeless plea for Fleshlight to sponsor us.
59:54
October 6, 2017
The Big Three: Sex, Gender, & DMT
In this first episode you get to know the hosts of Gender Fluids a little better as Austin and Arielle attempt to identify themselves, talk about some of their own fantasies, and do a little DMT mid episode. Tune in next week to hear about dogs getting misgendered, bathroom bills, the problem with talking about intense personal matters in a public way, and folks who have a pony play fetish!
1:00:12
September 21, 2017
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