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Look, I was going to talk about muppet cannibalism but why the FUCK is Annalee giving the tropes???  I don't feel safe-

In which we discuss Digs’ desire to wear a uniform and report to someone taller than him, personal anecdotes, carnal desires and their conditions, and My Little Pony (the best show ever made I am joking can you imagine oh my god).

In which we discuss Annalee playing god with Digs’ life, taxes and how to avoid them, the undeniable eroticism of the Toy Taker from the Island of Misfit Toys, the 4% of our English listeners, and Annalee’s threats to Digs’ life.

In which we discuss how travel has declined, gruesome headlines, Annalee’s capitalist fetish, and no, hold on, go back.  Annalee wants to fuck rich men in top hats so bad it’s not even funny.

CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of school shootings, Colombine, and WWII.

In which we discuss King Arthur’s Australian Blacksmith, shagging Shaggy Rogers, and school internet history.

CW: Digs yells at Annalee in this one.  This was about aliens and he wasn’t really mad.  We lowered the volume.

In which we discuss how to deflect creeps in public, Annalee’s plan to murder Digs (Black Butler Themed) and choke him out while he's dressed as the Oncler (sexy), and some friends of the show intervene.

In which we discuss intimate sexual xenomorphs, the Republican Nightmare, Dr. Annalee Lecter, hand in unlovable hand because you only have one, and HAIL DELPHINIDAE!

Please excuse Digs’ ROOMATE in the background BANGING POTS AND PANS LOUDLY.  She was WARNED to GET OUT and she DID NOT LISTEN.  We are taking STEPS to remove her from THIS FLESH REALM but for NOW, you must SUFFER.

WARNING:  after Digs says “Titanic” there is a muffled scream in the background from Annalee’s computer.  The moment passes quickly and is addressed in the show.

In which we discuss live streaming cannibalism (for money), stabbing logistics, getting dipped in the River Styx, Percy FUCKING Jackson, w-wings, boat lust, and tw//SPN.

In which we discuss disrupted airwaves, broken brunette detectives, identical twin supremacy, Wesley PrincessBride’s misogyny, dream-induced anatomy math with Digs, and Irish Catholic MILFS.

In which YOU ASKED, WE ANSWERED.  Here is There is Only One Bed, but for real this time.  We do not talk about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Willy Wonka or anything that isn’t raw sexual tension.  Tag us in your TiOOB fanart, we want to see your ship depravity.

In which we discuss Death the Kid, Roy Mustang, Homestuck, Disney Villains, and- wait.  Is this just a Tumblr episode?  God fucking dammit.  Also, Digs did a little bit of the editing so buckle up for some GARBAGE.

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In which we discuss sidekicks.  No really.  That’s it.

In which we discuss Charlie (the one with the chocolate factory)’s grandparents’ fear of the Devil, how humanist theory comes at the price of early aughts bullshit, the Frankenstein/Bennet Estate, Annalee and Digs reenacting the end of NBC’s Hannibal, and how fuckable The Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe is.

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In which we discuss our undying (lol) love for Quincey Morris, Taako Taaco (y'know, from TV?), dodging the furry bullet, magic boys with blue eyes, Digs eating a cheese stick like a serial killer, and sex as directed Baz Luhrmann.  

Content Warning!  This one’s a little death/body heavy so please take care if this is a sensitive topic.

In which we discuss cold, damp, erotic corpses; tuberculosis as an improv bit; the terrifying (and gay) expanse of the sea; and faces that are begging to be slapped.

In which we discuss Coyote Peterson, Jack from The Magic Treehouse and his severe anxiety, and The Tale of Despereaux.

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