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Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body Grooming

Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body Grooming

By Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body Grooming

We've heard your demands and are back on the air! Fresh off his recent reconstructive surgery and the incident that got him banned from the Midwestern airwaves, body grooming legend John Panini presents his much sought after guide to success in cooking, love, and life. Bon appétit!
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Episode 3: Valentine's and WrestleMania Extrava-Danza!

Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body GroomingMar 04, 2015

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Coronavirus

Coronavirus

John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, and The Canadian Hot Dog are back! In this episode, they fill you in on what they've been up to for the past two years, their current feud with the Mayor of Flavortown, and CHD's newest sports obsession!

Segments Include:

  • Panini to Go
  • Sports Talk w/ The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Panini on the Aisle
  • Live from Hollywood w/ Reuben Sandwich
  • Between the Buns w/ The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Reuben's Heroes

#coronavirus #food #comedy #guyfieri #flavortown #tripled #2020election

Mar 03, 202025:22
World Cup 2018

World Cup 2018

It's been a while! The boys are back! 

In this episode:

-- Major Health Update for The Canadian Hot Dog

-- Sports Talk

-- World Cup

-- Panini on the Aisle: Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom

Tags: #worldcup #coma #fitness #jurassicpark #fallenkingdom #GuyFieri #anthonybourdain #flavortown @staind #rush #limelight #disney #fortnite #electricslide #keto #intermittentfasting

Jun 24, 201815:23
Three Dudes, One Dreidel

Three Dudes, One Dreidel

Three Dudes, One Dreidel

On this episode:

  • Yet ANOTHER Fieri update
  • News on Arnie Albacore
  • Unfortunate news on the boy’s Midwest Supplies catalog cover
  • The Panini Griddler (new advice segment)
  • Sports Talk w/ The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Reuben’s Heroes

Tags: guy fieri, food, funny, comedy, funny food, stranger things, netflix, winona ryder, star wars, rogue one, pokemon go, pokemon, nfl, sports, espn, lottery, fantasy football, fantasy sports, flavortown, metallica, lady gaga, doctor love, midwest supplies, supplies, hannukah

Dec 12, 201617:50
The Boys Are Back in Town

The Boys Are Back in Town

Fieri is at it again. This time, John and the boys have received calls from Fierei’s lawyers asking us to cease and desist using the “Flavortown” name. However, the Panini legal team is putting the heat and pressure to Fieri’s management, showing them that they “won’t back down.” n this episode:

However, the Panini legal team is putting the heat and pressure to Fieri’s management, showing them that they “won’t back down.”

In this episode:

  • Fieri update
  • Midwest Supplies modeling gigs
  • Sports Talk w/ The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Cooking Up Some Laughs (New segment & Greatest Hits Christmas Album)
  • Panini on the Aisle (John Panini reviews Star Wars: Rogue One)
  • Tags: guy fieri, food, funny, comedy, funny food, stranger things, netflix, winona ryder, star wars, rogue one, pokemon go, pokemon, nfl, sports, espn, lottery, fantasy football, fantasy sports, flavortown, metallica, lady gaga, doctor love, midwest supplies, supplies
Nov 27, 201624:52
Freakout in Flavortown

Freakout in Flavortown

There’s trouble in Flavortown! A huge fight has erupted between America’s Funny Food and Guy Fieri over who the true owner of Flavortown really is.

On this episode:

-- The Canadian Hot Dog's interview at Reuben's recent Indian leg wrestling championship

-- Panini on the Aisle

-- Panini to Go

-- Reuben’s Heroes

 

Tags: guy fieri, food, funny, comedy, funny food, stranger things, netflix, winona ryder, star wars, pokemon go, pokemon, nfl, sports, espn, lottery, fantasy football, fantasy sports, flavortown, metallica, lady gaga

 

Sep 11, 201618:28
Movie Night

Movie Night

You asked for it, you got it! The boys are back, this time, enjoying a movie night. 

A lot has happened since you heard from us, so be sure to catch up.

 

On this episode:

-- Panini on the Aisle

-- Sports Talk with The Canadian Hot Dog

-- Reuben Sandwich's classic Huckleberry Finn joke

-- AND a phone call from The Lox Fox

 

Tags: food, comedy, body grooming, film, reviews, movie reviews, movie night, saw, wes craven, suicide squad, panini, reuben, hot dog, fox, lox, judaism, kosher, literature, classic, huckleberry finn, huck finn, mark twain, samuel clemens

Aug 27, 201622:28
Reuben Won The Bet

Reuben Won The Bet

Lots of news in this episode!

John, Reuben, and The Canadian Hot Dog are interrupted by The Lox Fox who is furious about his bounced checks.

In this episode:

  • Panini to Go
  • Sports Talk with The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Reuben’s brown eye exam
  • Arnie Albarcoe’s flight to oblivion
  • Sad news about Phil Philsen


Tags: food, funny, funny food, willie nelson, broken necks and bounced checks, financial advice, crimson skies 2, phil philsen, america’s funny food, america, patriotism, john pa

Apr 03, 201625:30
Straight Outta Oscar

Straight Outta Oscar

John and the boys check in from Canada!

In this episode they cover the following topics:

-- Nate Naan, NASA’s narc

-- a crazy “launch party” that caused them to flee the country

-- the antics of Phil Philsen

-- an EXCLUSIVE interview with Kurt Kimchee

-- the unfortunate Oscar situation

-- much more!


Tags: oscars, awards, nasa, nate naan, comedy, food, body grooming, kardashians, kardashian, advice

Feb 28, 201625:14
Big, Floppy Star Wars

Big, Floppy Star Wars

The boys are back in town...with legal representation from Kosher Klein, Attorney at Law.

In this episode:

  • John reviews what he believes to be an early cut of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  • Kosher Klein dishes on his beef with Tony Balogna
  • Sports Talk with The Canadian Hot Dog
  • Legal Advice with Kosher Klein, Attorney at Law
  • A new edition of Reuben’s Heroes
  • John, Reuben, and The Canadian Hot Dog learn about t
Dec 17, 201520:19
527,000 Downloads (Take that, Star Wars)

527,000 Downloads (Take that, Star Wars)

In this episode, John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, and The Canadian Hot Dog recount their tale of meeting new pal Arnie Albacore while on a pleasure cruise in the Dirty South. 

This episode includes news on the following topics:

 

-- John's signature line of body grooming accessories 

-- The Canadian Hot Dog's charity schemes

-- Reuben's explanation for why he's been on the run  

-- Arnie's Assets, a new financial advice segment

 

Tags: financial advice, comedy, John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, Canadian Hot Dog, Albacore Arnie, love, sex, body grooming, food, star wars

 

 

Dec 06, 201515:07
Debt Consolidation & Winning the Race

Debt Consolidation & Winning the Race

John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, and The Canadian Hot Dog are back! 

Here are just a few things the boys discuss on this special episode:

  • Debt consolidation
  • John’s new business venture
  • Sports Talk w/ The Canadian Hot Dog
  • John’s review of Johnny Depp’s latest film, Black Mass
  • Reuben’s Heroes, a new segment involving a car race and an exciting win

Tags: debt consolidation, money, finance, race, driving, comedy, love, food, funny food

Oct 30, 201519:48
One Million Dollars in Debt

One Million Dollars in Debt

The boys' finances are in dire straits. Money for nothin', debt for free--all thanks to their most recent comedy tour. 

John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, and The Canadian Hot Dog are back! Unfortunately, all is not well with the boys due to their recent financial woes. 

On this episode: 

  • John discusses his legal troubles and ongoing litigation with Sammi Salami, America's Funny Food's former sound engineer
  • The Canadian Hot Dog gives an update on his campaign for Dog Catcher
  • Reuben presents the news of his six match suspension from the Indian Leg Wrestling league
  • And much more!

 

Sep 30, 201520:40
Bonus Episode: Bagotville's Ballistic Ballot Bullion

Bonus Episode: Bagotville's Ballistic Ballot Bullion

On this bonus episode, John and the boys reminisce about old times. 

Aug 30, 201522:48
Episode 4: Road Kill: America's Funny Food on the Road

Episode 4: Road Kill: America's Funny Food on the Road

John and the boys check in from a recent stop on their Road Kill North American Tour. 

In this episode:

- The guys inform the fans of pending litigation from their sound engineer, Sammy Salami.

- John Panini reviews Jurassic World.

- The Canadian Hot Dog gives an update on his candidacy for Official Dog Catcher of Toronto.

- Reuben Sandwich discusses his love of Home Alone.

- Iowa native Percy Poutine guest stars.

- And much more!

Jun 26, 201521:24
Episode 3: Valentine's and WrestleMania Extrava-Danza!

Episode 3: Valentine's and WrestleMania Extrava-Danza!

Join us for this very special Valentine's Day & Wrestlemania-themed episode of the podcast. This episode includes classic segments such as Panini's Press and Sports Talk with The Canadian Hot Dog as well as new segments like Chasing Tail with The Fox!

In the studio: John Panini, Reuben Sandwich, The Canadian Hot Dog, and The Fox Lox

Mar 04, 201553:15
Episode 2: We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends

Episode 2: We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends

Welcome to the first full episode of the podcast! Join John Panini and guests Reuben Sandwich and The Canadian Hot Dog as they catch up and take you through classic segments such as Panini's Press, Panini to Go, Sports Talk with The Canadian Hot Dog, and more!

Be sure to subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher.

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Jan 27, 201531:20
Episode 1: What To Expect

Episode 1: What To Expect

Welcome to the podcast! On this pilot episode, host John Panini gives you a preview of what to expect on this one of a kind podcast. Bon appétit!

Jan 24, 201503:42