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Girly MagsFeb 24, 2021
Episode 64: Seventeen February 2001
Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!
In This Episode:
This Month in History - February 2001
Traumarama Blooper Blow-Out - Valentine’s Day Disasters
Hard Questions - Lesbian Love, Shitty Friends
Show Me the Meaning - Boy Band Lyrics Decoded
Quiz - Can You Shut Up?
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Episode 63: YM November 1997
COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.
IN THIS EPISODE:
This Month in History - November 1999
Say Anything - SOS at the Vet
Love Crisis: Shame Game
Music Heads - The Hottest 1997 Jams
Quiz - Is He Whipped For You?
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Patreon Episode Four
Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe.
Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Feat. Marta S)
Episode 61: YM January 1996: One Night Stand First-Aid
Episode 62: Twist March 1999: Calling Jackie, Would You Rather?, Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Podcast, Annoying Guys (Feat. Lauren Prussky)
Patreon Episode Three
While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid.
Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell)
Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo)
Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat)
Episode 58 - Teen People August 1998: Celebrity Scandals
EPISODE 62: TWIST MARCH 1999
YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion!
IN THIS EPISODE:
This Month in History - March 1999
No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans
Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s
Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL
Quiz - Which Dawson's Creek Character Are You?
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EPISODE 61: YM January 1996
Welcome back for a very special episode of Grisly Mags. We’re bringing you an investigation into a how a pair of teenagers were inspired to commit a brutal murder by the insidious satanic heavy metal of… Silverchair??
Then we bring you the tragic tale of a doctor’s shrapnel casualty, forbidden pornhub category love, and set Marilyn Mansplain up to take a serial killer rap.
IN THIS EPISODE:
This Month in History - January 1996
Say Anything - Hot doctor visit goes wrong
Love 911 - Hot stepsister wants him bad
Quiz - What serial killer are you?
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EPISODE 60: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1994
It’s the return of Lady Mags! We’ve got our hands on a rather steamy issue of Cosmo and joining us for this salacious journey is Marta S (@martamakesdrinks) who gets us drunk on the infamous Sex and the City cocktail of the same name as we discuss hilarious sexual mishaps, the precarious state of the service industry, weird fetishes, and find out who’s a ball buster and let our freak flags fly!
IN THIS EPISODE
This Month in History - June 1994
When Sex Goes Hilariously Wrong
Irma Kurtz’ Agony Column
At Your Service
Quiz: Are You A Ball Buster?
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EPISODE 59: J14 JANUARY 2006
Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special!
IN THIS EPISODE
This Month in History - January 2006
Yikes! Total Embarrassing Moments: Jane Says
Tales of Truth or Dare
Quiz: Are You Completely Boy Crazy?
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EPISODE 58: TEEN PEOPLE AUGUST 1998 W/JESSE CAMP
The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more!
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EPISODE 57: TWIST SEPTEMBER 1999
Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance.
IN THIS EPISODE
This Month in History: September 1999
No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments
Under Pressure/Sexual Harassment at School
Bad Pickup Lines
Quiz: Are You a Diva?
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EPISODE 56: YM FEBRUARY 1998
We’re drawing back the curtain on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again.
IN THIS EPISODE
This Month in History - February 1998
Say Anything: All the Mall Things
Ask Anything: Nocturnal Emissions
Love Tarot: Is Clippy The One For You?
Quiz: Crushing Clues: What’s Your Sweetie-Snagging Style?
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EPISODE 55: SEVENTEEN, APRIL 2000
“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson
Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen!
IN THIS EPISODE
This Month in History, April 2000
Traumarama: Lost in Translation
2020 Predictions
Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Quiz: Which Buffy Character Are You?
EPISODE 54: SEVENTEEN JULY 1995
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EPISODE 53: PATREON CLIP EPISODE
EPISODE 52: TEEN JANUARY 2000
IN THIS ISSUE
This Month in History - January 2000
Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels and Titty Tech
Ex Encounters: Fight, Flight or Shite?
East Meets West - DON'T WEAR A FUCKIN' HEADDRESS
Quiz: Is He Moving Too Fast?
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EPISODE 51: YM OCTOBER 1997
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EPISODE 50: SEVENTEEN NOVEMBER 2001
EPISODE 49: COSMOPOLITAN NOVEMBER 1994
This bittersweet episode marks the end of an era. Lauren Prussky, AKA editor extraordinaire and Girly Mags loudmouth is on to greener pastures. But don’t fret - this episode is full of bangers, sing-a-longs, tears and tons of laughs, with a few freaky surprises along the way. We’re heading back to the time of holey jeans, 1-900 numbers and catty celebrity feuds of the ‘90s. Jump in the Girly Mags whip for another ride around the nostalgia block - this episode is one for the books!
IN THIS ISSUE
This Month in History - November 1994
Agony - Hotline Bling + Old Wrinkly Balls
Hollywood Babble On - Celebrity Deathmatch
The Surprising Things Men Find Sexy
When Straight Women Marry Gay Men
Quiz: Are You Ready for Romance?
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EPISODE 48: YM OCTOBER 1999
IN THIS ISSUE
This Month in History: October 1999
Say Anything: Braceface
Ask Anything: Crushin’ On The Boss
When To Give Up Your Crush
Love Sins: Peepin’ Tom
A Truly Crafty Teen: Sabrina The Teenage Bitch
Quiz: Do You Have Boys On The Mind?
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EPISODE 47: COSMOGIRL JUNE/JULY 2000
EPISODE 46: YM MAY 2000
Bonus content available on our Patreon! Also, check out our sweet complementary playlists for each episode on Spotify!
IN THIS ISSUE
This Month in History: May 2000
Say Anything: Waterfalls
Totally TLC
Grade the Guys
Truth or Consequences
Quiz: What a Girl Wants
EPISODE 45: SEVENTEEN AUGUST 2003
IN THIS ISSUE:
This Month in History: August 2003
Dramarama: Back 2 Skewl Shockers
Good Advice: Book Report
Looking for the Perfect Guy? It’s A Real Fam Jam, Bro
Oral Report: Put It In Your Mouth
Quiz: The Toxic Friends Test AKA Is Your Friend A Backstabbing Trash Compactor?
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EPISODE 44: TWIST NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1999
Say, say two thousand, zero, zero, party over! Oops, out of time, so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999!
Girly Mags is back with another episode straight out of the Y2K doomsday vault. Bunker down for the sex education you never got in middle school and don’t shit your G-strings when things get seriously phreaky with the Ouija board. Download all our eps and start canning your preserves now: this one’s ready for judgement day.
IN THIS ISSUE:
This Month in History: November/December 1999
You’ve Got Mail: Fan Jam
No Way! Most Embarrassing Moments Ever: Donkey Thong Country
Spooky Stories: Dear Johnny
Body Hotline: Douche, There It Is
Quiz: Is He Boyfriend Material?
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EPISODE 43: YM SEPTEMBER 1997
IN THIS ISSUE
This Month in History: September 1997
Say Anything: Turning the Other Cheek
Love Crisis: Lolita Applebaum, you gotta put me on
Jerk Alert: Cutting up Lame Losers, Girly Mags Style
Girlfriends Rule: Why We Love Our Dank AF Girl Buds
Quiz: Are You A Dialing Diva?
EPISODE 42: SEVENTEEN MAY 1998
It’s summer!!! You know what that means: yet another season of delectable dad bods, and the best way to do that is by honoring the Godfather of dad bods himself - Leonardo DiCappuccino.
In this episode we’re joined by journalist and OG internet guru, Lauren O’Neil to discuss internet chat blunders, oral fixations, and the thing that’s definitely on everyone’s mind: if all Laurens are psychic.
This Month in History: May 1998
Traumarama: Virtual Insanity
Sex and Body: Put It In Your Mouth
Grande Leo DiCappucino with Dad Bod drizzle, Extra Hottttt
Quiz: How Psychic are Laurens?
EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999
It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS.
IN THIS ISSUE:
This Month in History: June 1999
Celebrity Hookups: The Morning After
The Sex Files: Agony or Eggstacy?
Quiz: What’s Your Honesty Policy
EPISODE 40: YM MARCH 2000
Do you remember what happened in March of Y2K? Nope, us neither, so we dug out an incredible YM MTV issue to help us out. TRIGGER WARNING: Carson Daly’s forehead.
We get love advice from MC Bones, aka Tom Green, hear a former MTV VJs supremo humiliating moment, give totally unqualified advice on teen drug use, and relive the old town road that was the millennium! You can rest assured we are the most qualified guides to take you on this time-traveling journey, so saddle up, ponies.
Oh, and PS - this episode marks the Girly Mags TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! What a ride!!!
IN THIS ISSUE:
This Month in History: March 2000
Say Anything: #penisgate
Ask Anything: Feel Good Juices (FGJ)
The Real Deal on Drugs
Romance Lessons From Tom Green
Quiz: Do you hide your true self from guys?
EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997
Picture it if you will...it was the hot summer of ‘97, and you’re slurpin’ up your Big Gulp living your semi-charmed life, playing foolish games with your friends, watching hotties on the beach and thinking “Can’t nobody hold me down." Your whole life is ahead of you, every day is winding road...
This episode we’re joined by special guest, Kaniehtiio Horn, celebrated Mohawk actress and host of the amazing podcast Coffee With My Ma (which you can read about here and listen to here). How did we prep her for the show, you ask? “Things can get a little... raunchy.”
IN THIS ISSUE:
This Month in History: July 1997
Celebrity Traumarama: Diapermobile
Sex and Body: Pornomania/Life is The Pits
1997 Readers’ Poll: Girly Mags Goes to the Polls
Quiz: How Addicted to Movies Are You?
EPISODE 38: TEEN PEOPLE FEBRUARY 2005
IN THIS ISSUE:
1. This Month in History: February 2005
2. Your Life, Busted: Oops! (There It Is)
3. Hottest Celebrity Couples: Where Are They Now?
4. Hollywood Bad Girls: Papa-Paparazzi
5. The Goof-Proof Asking Them Out Guide: Is it Worth It, Let Me Work It
6. Quiz: How Romantic is He?
EPISODE 37: J14, JANUARY 2005
IN THIS ISSUE:
1. This Month in History: January 2005
2. Embarrassing Moments: Stick a Fork in ‘er, She’s Done!
3. “Cool” Comebacks: The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
4. Celebrity Scandals: First Take Hot Take
5. Astro Guide: What’s the Tea (Leaves)?
6. Quiz: Which Goddess Are You?
EPISODE 36: SEVENTEEN, MARCH 1990
This week we’re joined by the ultra-talented powerhouse Gillian Goerz, co-founder and producer of Drunk Feminist Films to dish on the year that started it all: 1990. We go head-to-head on our faves for the Seventeen Readers’ Poll, shred the gnar on a listener’s question and, as usual, LOL A LOT. So inflate your Reebok Pumps for this one, listeners, it’s gonna be a wild, weird ride.
IN THIS ISSUE:
1. This Month in History: March 1990
2. Ask Dr. Dee: Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover
3. The F-Word
4. Who Do You Love? Readers’ Poll
5. Strap On Your ‘Blades
6. Quiz: Babe of the Ball
EPISODE 35: TEEN - DECEMBER 1994
EPISODE 34: TWIST - FEBRUARY 2002
EPISODE 33: YM - DECEMBER 1993
EPISODE 32 - J14 FEBRUARY 2004
EPISODE 31 - TWIST APRIL 2002
EPISODE 30: YM SEPTEMBER 1999
EPISODE 29: TEEN OCTOBER 2000
It’s that time of the year again my pretties...when goths can be themselves, you have an excuse to watch The Craft five more times, and the freaks come out to play. Relive your teenage Halloween nightmares - complete with ghost stories and reflections on the horrors of puberty.
In other spooky news: Girly Mags was recently nominated for Best Podcast in NOW Magazine’s Readers Choice 2018! Didja vote and enter the contest? If so, listen up because the winner of the '90s-themed Girly Mags swag bag is...announced in the episode.
Come trick or treat with Ghouly Mags...if you dare. Muahahahahaha
1. This Month in History: October 2000
2. Humiliation Hot Sheet: Veggie Tales
3. Body Q’s: U Stink
4. I See Dead People
5. May Goth Have Mercy On Your Soul
6. Tut Tut, Shake Your Butt
7. Quiz: Choose Your Own Adventure
IMPORTANT NOTE TO OUR LISTENERS:
Each episode Girly Mags likes to share the cover of the magazine featured. However, this month’s cover featured a known abuser - actor Nicholas Brendon. Girly Mags is a huge advocate of women’s rights and ending domestic assault and sexual violence, and does not under any circumstances support anyone who has a history of abusing others. It is for this reason we have chosen not to include this episode’s cover. In the current climate we are encouraged, despite the weight against us, to speak our minds and our hearts and say NO to people who hurt us, who hit us, who break us down, who call us ungodly names, who do not listen when we tell our truths. The world is starting to listen now. Girly Mags is listening. And we encourage you to be safe and ask for help if you’re in danger or if you’ve kept a secret that is hurting you. For all of the times you have stayed silent, now is the time to scream. If you are in danger, always call 911. For anyone who lives in Canada that is looking for resources to talk about assault, you can visit endingviolencecanada.org/getting-help, find anti-violence centres across the country at casac.ca/content/anti-violence-centres, or call the Assaulted Women’s Helpline at 1-866-863-0511. If you reside in the US, you can visit thehotline.org, rainn.org, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673, or the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1−800−799−7233.We hear you. We believe you.
EPISODE 28: SEVENTEEN SEPTEMBER 1995
EPISODE 27: YM NOVEMBER 1993
EPISODE 26: TWIST SEPTEMBER 2003
EPISODE 25: SEVENTEEN OCTOBER 1989
The Girly Mags crew is proud to bring you another episode of truth telling - from high school labels, to hating on Bono, to the rich history of voguing and the ballroom scene. And TBH, every now and then we pepper in a bit of fake news just to keep you on your toes.
1. This Month in History: October 1989
2. Relating: NRD4LYF
3. Forgetting U2 Forever
4. Voguing: Whitewashing the Ballroom*
5. Quiz: Do you have what it takes to be a horror movie victim?
*featuring clips from Walk! The Documentary by ProudVision TV
EPISODE 24: SEVENTEEN AUGUST 1997
EPISODE 23: BEST OF GIRLY MAGS PART 2
EPISODE 22 - BEST OF GIRLY MAGS PT. 1
EPISODE 21: SEVENTEEN APRIL 1995
This Month in History: April 1995
Traumarama: Mango Tango
Ask Anything: The Curious Case of Dr. Dee
Finessing in the ‘90s with Yung Manischewitz
Welcome to Dumpsville: Population: You!
I’m Miss World: Courtney Love Trivia
Quiz: Is James A Boyfriend Addict?
EPISODE 20 - TEEN JUNE 1996
EPISODE 19: YM SEPTEMBER 1998
This Month in History: September 1998
Say Anything: Popcorn Seasoning
Ask Anything: Single and Ready to Tingle
Will You Do Anything for Love (But You Won't Do That?)
Miss Katie Holmes Joey Potter Booze Cruise
Quiz: Which Dawson’s Creek Character Are You?
EPISODE 18: TWIST MAY 1999
