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Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

By Radio Mylar

A night owl on his journey to becoming a freaking morning person... and sharing his royally messed up dreams along the way.

I keep hearing about the most successful people out there having these stringent 'morning routines', who wake up early, charging out their front doors, screaming some war cry as they face the day.

I’ll be talking about everything to do with sleep, sleep disorders, morning and night routines, and more, and share some of the weirdest dreams I can remember in a long time, hopefully giving you a laugh. Eventually, maybe I’ll even wake up earlier than noon!
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Oh, what a Glorious Morning!Nov 22, 2018

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02:35
Learning about headaches in the night, and driving a nail into your head! Related?
Apr 10, 202012:15
Dream Guru Kat O'Keefe, and paragliding over the rainforest looking for my dead dog! Fun!
Mar 19, 202020:35
The Power of Naps! And Ryan Reynolds dangling from a hot air balloon.
Jan 02, 202010:13
The 50th episode AND 1 Year anniversary! Holy crap! We party with TWO hyperactive guests!
Nov 13, 201942:45
Kids in the Hall of the World; and having an accountability partner!
Oct 08, 201914:22
Britney Spears’ food truck, and the effect of heat waves on sleep! Fun! #podcast #comedy #nightmares
Aug 20, 201909:36
Will Ferrel x 3! Escape from evil’s clutches. It’s the Seinfeld episode!
Jul 08, 201907:23
Whiskey, foot baths, whiskey, clowns, whiskey, quitting drinking.
Jun 26, 201911:17
The effects of sugar on your sleep! And I angrily direct a commercial in the desert.
Jun 09, 201912:33
We learn how alcohol affects your sleep... I’m hungover, shut up.
May 26, 201908:47
Coffee naps? And I should have grabbed that shotgun...
May 21, 201915:51
A tribute to my friend’s pet, and my love of hide and seek.
May 13, 201910:52
Telekinesis! Teleportation! Making out with strange Hawaiians!
May 07, 201915:01
Millions of dollars in damage, near the velvet pit of despair. Fun times!
Apr 28, 201911:48
The history of LUBE, and a blind bounty hunter who has to pee.
Apr 22, 201914:50
I attempt to do something really stupid this coming Sunday!…
Apr 12, 201907:51
The joys of sleep apnea!...and making out in a trash heap.
Apr 04, 201916:25
My night owl chronicles continue! My ridiculous weekly update.
Apr 03, 201910:56
The night owl chronicles! My ridiculous weekly update.
Mar 21, 201908:57
Do you have ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’? Here’s what to do about it...and a tap dancing bear.
Mar 17, 201922:00
It’s time to retool this damn thing. Plus, Simba gets the snot kicked out of him.
Mar 04, 201908:31
Eating cat food; Jim Carey sends himself to hell; interpreting other’s dreams!
Feb 25, 201912:07
It’s mah BIRTHDAY! YAYYYYYY!!!
Feb 21, 201903:11
Ep 30: A Quiet Place with idiots; New York underwater; and a yogi punk instructor!
Feb 18, 201914:43
I’M ON ALL THE PODCASTS! Plus, my aluminum mutant power!
Feb 14, 201913:18
Iceland murder conference... & 100 year old florist improv!
Feb 10, 201911:02
My morning snack/pet; a killer microwave; and a murderous dojo showdown.
Feb 07, 201911:10
Patrick from, “We Live on a Planet” joins me today! We chat about SO MANY THINGS. It’s a good time!
Feb 03, 201942:08
Walter White’s famous porn scene; and infecting my gym again!
Jan 31, 201909:51
Hippie Mountain; and Fight club for seniors!
Jan 28, 201909:35
Childhood fight club; orphanage loan shark; & crows still hate me.
Jan 24, 201915:51
Star Wars birthday war; sock thief; learnin’ the social media’s. #podcast #comedy #mornings
Jan 21, 201912:25
Avengers vs a bunch of plants; tarantula of doom; and being super Mario.
Jan 17, 201912:59
Ep 20! Cat-Island; laser tag where the mob keeps dead bodies; & a FB page!
Jan 14, 201913:28
Sherlock, the perfume master; and games for baby in the pitch dark.

Sherlock, the perfume master; and games for baby in the pitch dark.

Ep 19: I discover just how easy it is to make perfume when you’re the world’s greatest detective... and how difficult it is to fall asleep on time when you want to have anything of a social life involving zombies.

Come send me a voice message and say hi using the Anchor app! Or say hi using twitter too, that’s also ok I GUESS.
Jan 10, 201911:46
The side effects of Vegetarianism; my ex fails the Ultimate Beastmaster.

The side effects of Vegetarianism; my ex fails the Ultimate Beastmaster.


Ep 18: New year, New You! This episode my ex girlfriend comes to haunt me in my dreams AGAIN, and my friend lies about how he’s going to convert to *snicker*... vegetarianism. Oooh, and Facebook and Instagram coming this week!

Find me on either the anchor app, or on Twitter @ohgloriousmorn
Jan 06, 201908:11
A French Maniac and my mother; plus a spiteful horse. It’s NYE!

A French Maniac and my mother; plus a spiteful horse. It’s NYE!


Ep 16: New Year’s Eve, 2018! We talk about a French Maniac and my mother. What a show, ladies and gentlemen, what a show.

Find me on the anchor app and send me a message with your New Years resolutions and how you plan to break them almost immediately!

Also, you can find me twitting here: @OhGloriousMorn

Happy 2019 everyone!
Dec 31, 201805:40
Feast of Mithras! And cookie giveaway...

Feast of Mithras! And cookie giveaway...

It’s Christmas! Time to get my folks on the net and send out cookies to strangers.

Do YOU have any weird dreams? Now’s the time to send them to me, as it’s Christmas and I’m in the spirit of giving. This won’t last long. I’m usually cantankerous
Dec 25, 201807:57
Wet Soggy Sand World, and Mylar gets real for a moment.

Wet Soggy Sand World, and Mylar gets real for a moment.

Confessions of a sleep deprived morning person. This episode I get a little real and talk about what’s going on in my life. Fun! And a weird dream involving a lot of soggy sand.

Find me on twitter or anchor and tell me about a dream YOU had recently!

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 18, 201811:53
#14: Self esteem jab, and ‘when crows attack’.

#14: Self esteem jab, and ‘when crows attack’.

It’s 5am! Surprise! Sleep is for the weak, apparently.
Today we listen to some messages from some awesome listeners, and hear me talk about my ongoing video project from hell again. Fun!

Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Mayyyybe I’ll put it up for the world to hear.

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 14, 201807:14
#13: Spider-man does NOT save the city, and the walk of shame at the gym.

#13: Spider-man does NOT save the city, and the walk of shame at the gym.

Work, work, work, is that all I do these days? It seems I’m still able to squeeze in a freakin weird dream now and then though. Another apocalyptic dream for you (why do THOSE keep happening?).


Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Unless it’s just too weird, then keep that sh!t to yourself...

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 11, 201807:10
Helpful shower advice; back-alley cartoon circles, short film madness.

Helpful shower advice; back-alley cartoon circles, short film madness.

Episode 12 is finally here! Are you excited?... No? Who asked you anyway?

This episode features a dream of me being a back-alley artist, the fact that I’ve screwed my entire sleep schedule due to a short film a handful of people on Facebook will see, and some lovely advice from my friend Rhys at The Commuter Chronicles podcast.

Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Unless it’s just too weird, then keep that sh!t to yourself...

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 09, 201808:53
Hell week: Makeout with Leo DiCaprio, & surprise massage.

Hell week: Makeout with Leo DiCaprio, & surprise massage.

oin me as this night owl attempts to become a morning person! This episode features , a man who clearly does not understand elevators, a weird dream with Leonardo DiCaprio, and a very, VERY surprise massage.

Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! I can’t be the only one having these things...

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 04, 201815:42
Howie, Jake the Snake Roberts, and How to get an adult job.

Howie, Jake the Snake Roberts, and How to get an adult job.

Episode ten is upon us! I’m wrestling with keeping a routine going as I work late into the night, recreating A Christmas Carol with my buddy Tony. Meanwhile, my friend Howie comes for a visit from Toronto and tells me about a dream he had with Jake the Snake Roberts and an angry ginger Mayor.

Find me on twitter or on Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had last night! Maybe I’ll start using other people’s dreams on this thing. As if mine aren’t weird enough...

Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
Dec 02, 201807:37
Tim Ferriss’ morning, Frodo gets sick, Liam Neeson’s Waterworld.

Tim Ferriss’ morning, Frodo gets sick, Liam Neeson’s Waterworld.

Skip to 6:30 if you don’t wanna hear two batsh*t crazy dreams I had. This time we try Tim Ferriss’ morning routine, complete with 30 whole seconds of exercise! And I actually meditated. For reals (I love you, heart...)

If you liked this, feel free to check out the others. And if you REALLY liked it, leave a rating on iTunes as a way to thank me. If you hated it, just... put the phone down and walk away slowly...
Nov 29, 201813:21
Super barista Forest makes me bulletproof and talks about muse meditation!

Super barista Forest makes me bulletproof and talks about muse meditation!

WOW I got caffeine practically rammed up me arse in this one! We (of course) start off with a SUPER weird dream, then dive into meditation and finally get a barista to loudly swear in her place of work. Oh, I’m also awake earlier!
Nov 27, 201818:32
Ex-gf dreams, harps, rent-a-cops, and my buddy Howie falls asleep.

Ex-gf dreams, harps, rent-a-cops, and my buddy Howie falls asleep.

This time you get TWO weird dreams, straight from my deranged brain! I get chased down an escalator by rent-cops for filming a harp, I get invited to a free yoga class (which I should have paid for), and I hear from my buddy Howie in Toronto who was going to tell me about his morning routine...
Nov 25, 201808:35
Quick update on how my life is falling apart.

Quick update on how my life is falling apart.

My sleep schedule is now REVERSED thanks to work. I’m waking up when the sun goes down. I WILL FIX THIS. Also, it’s really damn cold out.
Nov 22, 201802:35
Failing at life; Failing at laundry; Rhys and the Polar bear.

Failing at life; Failing at laundry; Rhys and the Polar bear.

WELL- you might as well just SKIP this episode about how to wake up early, as I managed to get to sleep by around 7am. GAHHHHH. I will fix this. I will! Don’t look at me like that. Just kidding, please don’t skip this...
Nov 20, 201809:03
Ninja turtles and cocaine, a very cold Welshman, & infecting my gym

Ninja turtles and cocaine, a very cold Welshman, & infecting my gym

My ongoing quest to wake up early and be... productive?
Nov 18, 201808:40