Goalposts For Jumpers
By Goalposts TV (Baker and Alex)
Goalposts For JumpersMay 22, 2024
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#83 Season Review 2023/24
It’s the FINAL episode of the season and this week Alex gives us an emotional send off packed with all the best bits from the 2023/24 season. Don’t miss this one!
May 22, 202442:17
#82 What I Got Wrong
Join Alex in the penultimate episode of the season where we discuss the Team of the Season and all the terrible/brilliant predictions we made before the 2023/24 season began.
May 15, 202431:10
#81 Reviewing The Best Ever Premier League Goals
This week Alex is joined by Vince! We debate and review the 10 best ever premier league goals. There’s also the standard post Man Utd defeat meltdown, enjoy!
May 08, 202447:40
#80 The Best Finisher In The Premier League?
Join Alex for another week of football ramblings, this week we discuss the Premier League’s best ever finishers. It’s a pretty cool episode, Mum gave it 5/10 so you may as well watch it I guess.
May 01, 202431:29
#79 Sunderland ‘Til I Die
Join Alex this week for his breakdown of the week’s football, from the madness of the FA Cup to the drama in the Champions League. On this episode we also look at the WORST players to score 10+ Premier League goals and review the heartwarming hit Netflix series about Sunderland. Thanks for tuning in!
Apr 24, 202434:18
#78 Michael Chopra - Gangsters Showed Up At Training
This week Alex & Baker are joined by controversial former Premier League striker Michael Chopra.
Newcastle, Sunderland and OF COURSE Cardiff City fans will remember Michael fondly. This episode gives another side to the controversial character that is Michael Chopra.
We hope of course you enjoy this episode but always ask that you empathise with a man who realised his childhood dream and saw it all fall apart. A truly lovely bloke and a man who has proudly turned his life around.
Apr 17, 202454:27
#77 Arsenal WON’T WIN the Champions League
Welcome to another episode of Alex ranting about football, this week he discusses his theory on why Arsenal WILL win the Premier League but WON’T win the Champions League. There’s also some nonsense about pigeons signing professional contracts.
Apr 10, 202432:15
#76 Man United: KEEP or SELL?
This week Alex is joined by the guy from behind the scenes to discuss Manchester United’s woes. We also ask the question; WHO actually is Liverpool’s player of the year?
Apr 03, 202450:40
#75 I Can’t Do This
It’s international break week and Alex has lost his head. Tune in this week for an hour long rant about England’s new kit and digestive biscuits. Enjoy!
Mar 27, 202447:48
#74 From Boiler Room To Carrington - KILIMANJARO
This week Alex & Gareth are joined by a SPECIAL GUEST! A BBC Radio 1 resident, Manchester United fan who went back to back with Fred Again in the Boiler Room….it’s KILIMANJARO!!!
We discuss his rise to success and how he found himself as the face of Manchester United’s kit launch this season! This week’s episode is not to be missed, what a laugh and what a truly great guy KILIMANJARO is!
Mar 20, 202446:18
#73 Should Be Ashamed Of Herself
In a week full of drama in the Premier League Alex notices some drama off the pitch. Tune in this week for analysis of the weekend’s football and some Liverpool praise … yuk.
Mar 13, 202424:48
#72 Guardiola is RUINING football
This week we discuss: - Rashford fighting back - Guardiola ruining football - Cryptic football quiz - Football teams as food - Manchester Derby - Are Liverpool the 🐐 English club? - Small carrots
Mar 10, 202447:18
#71 The Most BORING Footballer EVER
This week Alex reveals the MOST boring footballer of all time and debates England’s best starting XI for Euro 2024. Stay to the end for the best fan captured goal so far!
Mar 06, 202433:56
#70 Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs
This week Alex discusses the shortcomings of Chelsea as Klopp’s kids win out in the Carabao Cup final. We also take time to pay homage to a Premier League icon who doesn’t get the credit he deserves. Thanks for tuning in!
Feb 28, 202427:26
#69 We Made Usain Bolt Enjoy Himself
What a CRAZY week it’s been at Goalposts HQ, join us for this episode as we discuss MANCHESTER UNITED commenting on our post and the fastest person to ever exist liking our video. We also talk about football too this week and ask the question “Does Kobbie Mainoo deserve an England call up?”
Feb 21, 202437:25
#68 My Goal Against Man United - Will Evans
This week we’re joined by Newport County striker Will Evans, the man who equalised against Manchester United and made the journey from University to professional football. We ask him about that Antony celebration and what Bruno Fernandes said to him after his goal. Stay to the end to hear his hilarious story about Ian Dowie!
Feb 14, 202452:06
#67 Alisson Ain’t All That
This week Alex tells you why he doesn’t rate goalkeeping monster Alisson, we discuss Rasmus Hojlund’s turn in form and also why Liverpool fans have to make everything about themselves…. Enjoy!
Feb 07, 202423:20
#66 Top 10 Premier League Wingers
This week we give you our definitive list of the Premier League’s best wingers, Alex discusses his thoughts on Henderson’s return from the Saudi Pro League AND Taylor Swift is a Fulham fan?
Jan 31, 202431:20
#65 The Saka Critics
Alex is back this week with a solo episode, covering topics such as the criticism of Bukayo Saka, Angel Gomes’ divine healing and of course the thoughts of monkeys. Enjoy !
Jan 24, 202431:49
#64 Jadon Sancho
Our worst episode yet DO NOT LISTEN! This week Baker and Alex discuss Jadon Sancho, footballers with food names and we have a NEW A.I related feature! It’s truly awful.
Jan 17, 202453:13
#63 Is Salah Overrated?
Welcoming 2024 with a classic Baker & Alex episode, rolling back the years with The Tw*tlist! This week Baker & Alex discuss who they think will win the premier league and Baker asks the dreaded question…..is Mo Salah overrated?
Jan 10, 202440:30
#62 Our FINAL Episode
Guys it’s our final episode ….of the year. So make sure you tune in to hear Alex’s team of the season (so far). We also tell you what we think of Moussa Dembele, Antony and other people who kick a football for money. Merry Christmas!
Dec 20, 202350:24
#61 I Caught A Ghost On Camera
Skip to 36:00 to see what Alex thinks is a GHOST this week interfering with his recording. This episode doesn’t just have a ghost exclusive, Alex also talks about women in football and how Joey Barton is handling life after football. This episode is proudly presented to you by HazzaToyz!
Dec 13, 202351:40
#60 What Is Wrong With Rashford?
It’s festive here at GoalpostsTV! Listen this week as Alex fully embraces the Christmas spirit. We discuss the problems at Manchester United and talk about the rare condition of “Alien Hand Syndrome”…….
Dec 06, 202351:06
#59 Top 10 Goals Of All Time
In light of that stunning overhead kick from Alejandro Garnacho, Alex discusses the best goals of all time. Tune in to see who made it in to the top 10 and also see what new animals Alex has been sent this week. A football podcast.
Nov 29, 202330:60
#58 Why England SHOULD WIN Euro 2024
This week Alex rants about Gareth Southgate, gets freaked out by goats and debates the Premier League’s greatest ever season.
Nov 22, 202337:35
#57 Southgate’s England NIGHTMARE
The first (and last) episode of Goalposts For Jumpers recorded in-front of a live studio audience. This week Alex is joined by a rowdy crowd and shows just how unfunny he is. We touch on topics like Southgate’s England selection, players who smell like onions and Harry Kane’s outstanding goal tally.
Nov 15, 202342:08
#56 My Giant Flat Baby
Wow a football podcast that finally tackles the tough issues! In this week’s episode Alex has a problem with kids, discusses massive babies and gives a unique perspective on some more animals.
Nov 08, 202348:16
#55 Marcus Slashford: Halloween Episode
It’s SPOOKY season at GoalpostsTV so this week Alex has a spooky episode for you. Enjoy our Spooky XI, a classic two lies and a truth and your weekly European football fix.
Nov 01, 202344:45
#54 Ajax the WORST team in the world?
MUST LISTEN!! This is the best episode yet ….(since the last one). This week Alex defends David Beckham, picks his team of the week and starts up the Guirassy train once again! Wow what an episode, critics say it’s in the top 60 podcasts from GoalpostsTV of all time!
Oct 25, 202344:12
#53 Dr Toble Rone
In this week’s episode Alex gives you his Underrated XI and his Overrated XI. He also dives into the world of chocolate and tries his best to distract you from the international break.
Oct 18, 202350:10
#52 The Chomp That Gets Me Killed
This episode may well be Alex’s last as most of you may be happy to hear. In this week’s show you’ll hear Alex go for the riskiest chomp so far, he also laughs at dogs and children falling off swings (He briefly touches on football too by the way).
Oct 11, 202341:22
#51 Scrap VAR Now
Well, Alex really wanted to call this episode “Portable Giraffes” but the Execs said to go with something ‘more football related’ so here we are. Stay tuned this episode however to hear about these new portable giraffes and more fascinating football discussion.
Oct 04, 202338:40
#50 Chomp
Our 50th episode! Thanks for listening to this milestone episode packed full of football chat, Wilko employees and exploding pigeons. This week Alex tells you all about the game of “Chomp”. Enjoy!
Sep 27, 202350:56
#49 Embarrassed Goat
Well here we are with another episode from Alex and my word if it isn’t the most goat filled episode to date! This week Alex gets hot and rants about TikTok stars, obscure names on the back of shirts and Cal the Dragon….(again). Make sure to check out the YouTube episode when you’re done for the full goat experience!!!
Sep 20, 202350:58
#48 What a Ruud Podcast
On his episode this week, Baker brings you the Tw*tList, Football N chill and reacts to your TikToks.
discussed today is starving mums, broken tripods, a hungry wolf footballer, scottish hisses and sunflower lanyards.
Follow is everywhere using the handle GoalpostsTV
Sep 19, 202332:39
#47 A 5th Of The Way Through A Sneeze
Are you guys still here? Fair play….This week - Alex has a meltdown over moaning England fans, he follows an LFC charity, shouts at Paul Breach and changes his mind about what Cal the Dragon looks like.
Sep 13, 202344:32
#46 Alex Is Dying
In this week’s episode Alex bravely soldiers on despite dying from a terrifying and rare condition known as “Man-flu”. He manages to still rant about fans leaving matches early, lower league players exposing themselves and claims Jude Bellingham is the best player in the world.
Sep 06, 202335:38
#45 Fire Stick Barmy Army
On this week’s episode Baker talks about the ridiculous prices of streaming football, what the alternatives are, cal the dragon’s autism, Almiron’s son, some weirdo called Paddy on tiktok and of course the tw*t list
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Sep 05, 202337:37
#44 I’ll have a pint with Luke Chadwick
Alex is back this week with another 4/10 episode but go listen to it anyway for his rants on Kai Havertz, Fantasy Premier League and Luke Chadwick obsession.
Aug 30, 202343:25
#43 Carney Be Arsed
Baker returns, and with him comes the Tw*tList - it's non-negotiable.
This week he discusses Neymar, Karen Carney being silly, Sol Cambell clucking like a chicken and tries to stab himself in the head with a fork.
Remember to go check us out on YouTube and eat your vegetables
Aug 28, 202334:46
#42 Mason Greenwood
Alex rants this week about everything related to football including 3-toed fullbacks, the Greenwood controversy and extra long moustaches.
Aug 23, 202342:06
#41 Haaland is ruining football
Join Alex this week as he rants about Haaland, reveals his team of the week & gives us the lowdown on John Arne Riise’s kangaroo related band. 🦘🐿️ 🤤
Aug 16, 202341:29
#40 Grani Alves
We are back! Join Alex for this week’s episode where he looks forward to the new Premier League season and talks everything football ⚽️
Aug 09, 202323:11
#39 Roy Keane Hates Key Workers (Probably) (Definitely)
Just to clarify, Roy Keane does NOT hate key workers. Although he might. No he definitely does not. Anyway, listen.
Jul 14, 202052:34
#38 Jonjo Shelvey's Hair Transplant with Bruce Willis
Jesus that's a long title. We have Brandon on the show this week and a brand spanking new feature to keep those ears of yours entertained. TWEET US AT @GOALPOSTARMY get involved!!!
Jul 08, 202046:20
#37 x Super Furry Animals
"One of the most imaginative bands of our time" - Billboad. Guto of the Super Furry Animals is on the show this week, alongside the regular stuff.
Jul 01, 202059:40
#36 The Two Metre Episode
After three long months, Alex missed Baker too much and finally we now have an episode recorded on proper microphones again. Skype can go and do one, this is real podcasting baby.
Jun 23, 202047:25
#35 x Gavin Rae
We have our exclusive interview with former Scotland international, Rangers Captain and all-round engine footballer Gavin Rae alonside our regular programme. Follow us @goalpostarmy
Apr 16, 202001:07:37
#34 Footballers in Real Jobs
Yakubu as a weatherspoons bouncer? I mean, it makes sense. We have a packed show this week full of the regular features but also some new features. We discuss everything going on in the world of football right now (Yes, there is still stuff happening!) and try and set your mind at ease for an hour. Remember to follow us on our socials which is @goalpostarmy
Apr 08, 202001:07:49