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Hosted by Dandan and Angie, godless longganisa is the meatiest Filipino atheist podcast that talks about skepticism, secularism, humanism, and freedom from religion. We talk about juicy topics served with logic, reason, and facts.
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S05E12 - Valentine

godless longganisaFeb 11, 2021

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S12 Sunday Service 2 - Quibs

S12 Sunday Service 2 - Quibs

Angie and Dandan talk about the socio-political case of the self-proclaimed "Appointed Son of God" Apollo Quiboloy and the charges made by the FBI, landing him in the most wanted list in the US.

Mar 23, 202430:47
S12E02 - Hellfire Club

S12E02 - Hellfire Club

A biker club? A Satanic Cult? Find out with Angie and Dandan what this "persons of quality" only club is all about.

Mar 16, 202401:45:43
S12 Sunday Service 1 - Updates + Philippine Secular Summit

S12 Sunday Service 1 - Updates + Philippine Secular Summit

We apologize for our long absence but hopefully this marks our return to our regularly scheduled episodes. Angie and Dandan fill you in on what we've been up to including details about the recently concluded Philippine Secular Summit

Feb 24, 202427:31
S12E01 - Santa Muerte

S12E01 - Santa Muerte

Also known as Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte, Our Lady of Holy Death, this female deity appears as a skeletal figure, clad in a long robe of any OR many colors, could be the fastest growing new religious movement in the Americas. Join Angie and Dandan as they talk about Santa Muerte.

Feb 24, 202401:27:14
S11 Sunday Service 5 - Jeleen, Gold, and Pura

S11 Sunday Service 5 - Jeleen, Gold, and Pura

Still joined by stand-up artists, Jeleen Cubillas and Gold Dagal, Angie and Dandan talk about their stand-up acts that went viral and Pura Luka Vega, a drag artist that has been the hot spot of polarizing opinion.
#JunkBlasphemyLaws
#DragIsNotACrime
Oct 07, 202351:28
S11E05 - Blasphemy

S11E05 - Blasphemy

Stand-up comedians, Jeleen Cubillas and Gold Dagal, join Angie and Dandan as they talk about blasphemy, blasphemy laws, and the people convicted, even sentenced to death around the world in the modern times.
#JunkBlasphemyLaws
#DragIsNotACrime
Oct 07, 202301:20:46
S11 Sunday Service 4 - Blasphemous Comedy and Hate Farming

S11 Sunday Service 4 - Blasphemous Comedy and Hate Farming

Filipino stand-up acts are getting more and more famous especially in social media and the religious are not surprisingly out to get them. Especially now that some acts are being shared online, and the most popular ones are of those materials are those that make fun of the religious. Join Angie and Dandan as they share their opinions on blasphemous comedy and hate content creators.

Jun 25, 202350:30
S11E04 - The Singing Nun

S11E04 - The Singing Nun

Behind the cheerful song "Dominique" lies the story of corporate greed and betrayal. Join Angie and Dandan as we uncover the life and tragic end of Jeanne-Paule Marie Deckers also known as The Smiling Nun.

Jun 25, 202301:31:36
S11 Sunday Service 3 - Exploiting Spirituality

S11 Sunday Service 3 - Exploiting Spirituality

From sounding bowls to overpriced candles, Angie and Dandan recount the many instances where spirituality has been exploited, mainly for money.

May 20, 202328:40
S11E03 - Celebrating Women

S11E03 - Celebrating Women

From women's love for women to goddesses and felines, we discover festivities celebrating women. Join Angie and Dandan talk about the Feasts of Bastet, Shillong, and Sapphos.

May 20, 202301:21:12
S11 Sunday Service 2 - For My Man

S11 Sunday Service 2 - For My Man

What is the worst thing you've done in the name of love? For the person you love? Inspired by the youtube videos For My Man, Angie and Dandan talk about crazy things one has done for love and worse, their man.

Apr 15, 202325:20
S11E02 - The Doctrine of Discovery

S11E02 - The Doctrine of Discovery

Pope Francis was back in the news after saying that the Doctrine of Discovery is not part of the Catholic faith. But what was with this doctrine and what does it mean to the Catholics and moreover, the very Catholic Philippines? Join Angie and Dandan on a path of discovery about this doctrine and why it is important that every Filipinos should know what this is about.

Apr 15, 202301:40:00
S11 Sunday Service 1 - Atheist Day

S11 Sunday Service 1 - Atheist Day

Celebrating March 23rd as Atheist Day, your godless Tito and Tita react to Bill Maher's take on the holiday on his HBO show New Rule.

Apr 08, 202329:10
S11E01 - Clarita

S11E01 - Clarita

The 50's news went abuzz with news of Clarita, who was said to have been possessed by demons. So much so, that it was picked up by an American pastor, but what really happened? Angie and Dandan asks the question as we find out story through notable people surrounding the 17-year-old girl that inspired the 2019 film.

Apr 08, 202301:23:59
S10 Sunday Service 14 - "Stop using MY God"

S10 Sunday Service 14 - "Stop using MY God"

Wrapping off the longest longganisa season, Angie and Dandan react to the video where Kentucky Representative Pamela Stevenson speak passionately about SB 150 that specifically attack LGBTQ+ students from keeping a safe space in schools.

Mar 25, 202346:50
S10E12 - The Devil

S10E12 - The Devil

We've all heard the story of the fallen angel, Lucifer, who stood up against God in rebellion but have you ever wondered if other religions have the same idea as any Judeo-Christian religions have for the devil? Join Dandan and Angie as they wrap up the longest longganisa season with the episode to end the villain season!

Mar 25, 202301:40:41
S10 Sunday Service 13 - SOGIE Bill and Something Unholy

S10 Sunday Service 13 - SOGIE Bill and Something Unholy

Your godless tito and tita are airing their dismay over the delay of the passing of the SOGIE Bill in the Senate. While in the topic of Christians Christian-ing, we also talk about the Unholy performance of Grammy winners Sam Smith and Kim Petras.

Should you wish to write to our Senators, here are their email addresses:
Senator Migz Zubiri, Senate President: senmigzzubiri@gmail.com

Senator Loren Legarda, President Pro-Temporum: loren@lorenlegarda.com.ph

Senator Joel Villanueva, Majority Floor Leader: senatorjoelvillanueva@yahoo.com

Senator Koko Pimentel, Minority Floor: senatorkoko@kokopimentel.org

Feb 18, 202358:40
S10E11 - The Leper King

S10E11 - The Leper King

Admired by his contemporaries and later historians for his willpower and dedication to the Latin kingdom, Baldwin IV ruled a thriving kingdom and succeeded in protecting his realm from their enemies. And did we mention he did all this in the face of debilitating leprosy? Join Angie and Dandan as we explore the life of the great Leper King.

Feb 18, 202302:16:10
S10E10 - The Fate of the Essex

S10E10 - The Fate of the Essex

The author of the classic Moby Dick, Herman Melville, accounts this tragic event as the inspiration for his novel. However, what that took place after the ship was sunk was only the beginning of the harrowing fate and the eventual cannibalism in the unforgiving Pacific.

Feb 05, 202301:17:00
S10 Sunday Service 12 - Kupal

S10 Sunday Service 12 - Kupal

Tito Dandan and Tita Angie talk about the viral tweet about The Pinoy Tinder Swindler and smearing cake fiasco to ask the question, "When did it become normal to be rude to people?"

Feb 05, 202326:36
S10 Sunday Service 11 - Where do broken hearts go ba kase?

S10 Sunday Service 11 - Where do broken hearts go ba kase?

Many of us have been there - A break-up, falling out, a sudden loss, but very few of us know how to get over it. So paano nga kase, tita Whitney? Join Tito Dandan and Tita Angie as we find our, in our own way, is the best way to heal a broken heart.

Jan 21, 202336:41
S10E09 - Friday the 13th

S10E09 - Friday the 13th

Are you afraid of Friday the 13th? Ever wondered why a combination of a number and a day of the week are considered extra unlucky? Find out as Angie and Dandan look through history to uncover what made this day a dreaded one.

Jan 21, 202351:59
S10 Sunday Service 10 - CCF Girls and Nocebo

S10 Sunday Service 10 - CCF Girls and Nocebo

Angie and Dandan react to the viral Tiktok vids made by CCF Main and the 2022 Filipino-Irish movie Nocebo, a psychological-thriller shot in Ireland and in the Philippines. Spoiler Alert!!

Jan 07, 202338:10
S10 Sunday Service 9 - Holiday Rants

S10 Sunday Service 9 - Holiday Rants

In an unprecedented turn of events, Dandan joins Angie in the Sanctuario De Driskell to rant and rave about his trip to Manila. From the Metro Manila holiday traffic, family drama, an unfortunate accident, join us as we express our frustrations and gratitude for this trip.

Dec 31, 202201:11:20
S10E08 - Thanksgiving

S10E08 - Thanksgiving

From turkeys to Pilgrims, everyone was taught about or at least can recall the story of Thanksgiving with those in mind. But what exactly happened and when we should be celebrating it is still a subject of debate. Angie and Dandan talk about what really happened and how and when Thanksgiving is celebrated around the world. And oh! Did you know we had Thanksgiving in the Philippines too?

Dec 03, 202201:55:45
S10 Sunday Service 8 - Goodbye Twitter?

S10 Sunday Service 8 - Goodbye Twitter?

At the possible impending end of another social media giant, your godless tito and tita recount the many social media platforms that have also met their end before the newer generation are old enough to get their own profile pages.

Nov 27, 202232:08
S10E07 - Charles Manson

S10E07 - Charles Manson

A madman masquerading as a spiritual leader, musician, and caretaker, Charles Manson had a league of loyal followers who remained with him until the very end. Join Dandan and Angie as they find out the life and psychedelic road that took Manson and his followers to a murderous route.

Nov 26, 202202:18:55
S10 Sunday Service 7 - Benny and the (Heterosexual Rights) Bill

S10 Sunday Service 7 - Benny and the (Heterosexual Rights) Bill

After hearing the clickbait-y news about the house bill filed by Manila representative Benny Abante Jr, your godless tito and tita tell us to put our torches and pitchforks down and try to go through the controversial Heterosexual Bill, exuding small dick energy and big bible dreams, and find out what it stands for and if it does hold any gravity to pass and enacted into law.

Nov 19, 202255:45
S10E06 - GOMBURZA

S10E06 - GOMBURZA

It's another trip to Philippine history and this time we're putting the limelight to three Filipino Catholic priests - Mariano Gomez, Jose Burgos, and Jacinto Zamora, who were put to death in 1872 which is one of the events that sparked the revolution in the Philippines. Join Angie and Dandan as we account the events that lead to the execution of the Gomburza.

Nov 19, 202201:53:27
S10 Sunday Service 6 - Halloween

S10 Sunday Service 6 - Halloween

This week's gospel, your godless Tito and Tita talk about one origin story of Halloween and you'll never guess where it's actually from. So chill, put down your pitchforks and torches, and listen!

Oct 29, 202224:24
S10E05 - Elizabeth Bathory and Delphine Lalaurie - Women with a Taste for Blood: Separating Fact from Fiction

S10E05 - Elizabeth Bathory and Delphine Lalaurie - Women with a Taste for Blood: Separating Fact from Fiction

An evil countess with the thirst for blood and a slaveowner with a knack for violence, Elizabeth Bathory and Delphine Lalurie have been the center of many myths and urban legends. But what is the truth behind their story of brutality?

Oct 29, 202201:45:31
S10 Sunday Service 5 - The Christians Are At It Again! (Joyce Pring and Girl Defined)

S10 Sunday Service 5 - The Christians Are At It Again! (Joyce Pring and Girl Defined)

Your godless tito and tita react to 2 viral videos from Christians. What happens to a good person, albeit a non-believer, after death? Is drag for children? Tune in to find our reactions to Joyce Pring and Girl Defined.

Oct 22, 202201:26:31
S10 Sunday Service 4 - Psychics, Tarot Readers, and the Blair Witch

S10 Sunday Service 4 - Psychics, Tarot Readers, and the Blair Witch

Why do people still insist on believing things that have outrightly been debunked? Join your godless tito and tita as they talk about Psychics, Tarot Cards, and many more!

Sep 17, 202232:36
S10E04 - Madalyn Murray O'Hair: The Most Hated Woman in America

S10E04 - Madalyn Murray O'Hair: The Most Hated Woman in America

After successfully winning the case in her petition to remove prayers in public schools, Madalyn Murray O'Hair earned infamy throughout the 70s and the 80s. In 1994, she has met an gruesome death in the hands of her captors. Join Dandan and Angie as they find out the life, intrigues and demise of the most hated woman in America.

Sep 17, 202201:46:36
S10 Sunday Service 3 - Forgetfulness

S10 Sunday Service 3 - Forgetfulness

As your godless tito and tita are aging, we've noticed that we've increasingly been getting these moments of memory gaps.

Sep 10, 202224:53
S10E03 - Pandora and Medusa: Just Blame It On A Woman

S10E03 - Pandora and Medusa: Just Blame It On A Woman

Two women in Greek mythology: one who bears a box that brought upon all the evil in the world and the other who bears a petrifying glare. Join us as we take a closer look at the stories of Pandora and Medusa.

Sep 10, 202201:29:54
S10 Sunday Service 2 - Drag Race PH

S10 Sunday Service 2 - Drag Race PH

Your godless tito and tita talk about their impressions on the first few episodes of the Drag Race PH.

Aug 28, 202223:16
S10E02 - L Ron Hubbard: Where "Fake It Till You Make It" Will Take You

S10E02 - L Ron Hubbard: Where "Fake It Till You Make It" Will Take You

A college dropout turned sci-fi writer, L Ron Hubbard has turned his self-help book Dianetics into a full-blown religion attracting the rich and famous. Join Dandan and Angie as we find out the story behind the founder of the church of Scientology.

Aug 27, 202201:12:57
S10 Sunday Service 1 - Villains

S10 Sunday Service 1 - Villains

Angie and Dandan talk about the iconic villains in popular media and what about that we both love and love to hate.

Aug 21, 202231:07
S10E01 - Warren Jeffs: When the Sweet Goes Sour

S10E01 - Warren Jeffs: When the Sweet Goes Sour

After taking over the Fundamentalists Latter-Day Saints Church in 2002, Warren Jeffs began a series of unspeakable crime towards the men, women, and children in his church. Join Angie and Dandan as they unfold the story behind the Netflix documentary Keep Sweet.

Aug 20, 202201:27:17
S09 Sunday Service 17 - The Anti-Ghosting Bill

S09 Sunday Service 17 - The Anti-Ghosting Bill

While waiting for new episodes for our next season, your godless tito and tita sat down to talk about the anti-ghosting bill.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 31, 202231:49
S09 Sunday Service 16 - Superpowers

S09 Sunday Service 16 - Superpowers

Caused by their medical emergencies, Angie and Dandan talk about the superpowers they would want to have and what will they do with them.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 24, 202226:25
S09E15 - Filipino Superstitions

S09E15 - Filipino Superstitions

More than black cats and ladders, Filipinos have developed their own brand of superstitions even before our colonial times. From weddings and funerals, to babies and strangers at the door, join Angie and Dandan to find out the history and science behind these pinoy superstitions!

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 24, 202201:30:59
S09 Sunday Service 15 - Filipinos, Film, and Social Media

S09 Sunday Service 15 - Filipinos, Film, and Social Media

Your godless (and recuperating) tito and tita talk about the reasons why there seems to be a disconnect between the message that films want to deliver compared to how Filipinos understood the message, the mindless use of social media, and how important critical thinking should be promoted to every Filipinos especially at a time like we have now.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 15, 202240:17
S09 Sunday Service 14 - LGBTQ+ and Religion

S09 Sunday Service 14 - LGBTQ+ and Religion

We all know what most religious nuts think about LGBTQ+ people but what do we think about those people who build churches and religions to justify their queerness? Find out what drove your godless tito and tita into this rant about queer-friendly churches.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 03, 202232:10
S09E14 - The Miracle in the Andes

S09E14 - The Miracle in the Andes

An Uruguayan rugby team set to fly to Santiago, Chile found themselves in an icy wasteland after their plane crashed in the snowy mountains. With dwindling food and no hope of being rescued, the remaining survivors had to make a decision to live: consume human flesh. Join Dandan and Angie as they talk about the events that lead to the Miracle in the Andes.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jul 03, 202201:17:17
S09 Sunday Service 13 - Remembering Stonewall

S09 Sunday Service 13 - Remembering Stonewall

Wrapping up the Pride month, Angie and Dandan remember the Stonewall Riot and the influence of Paris is Burning.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jun 26, 202226:45
S09E13 - The HIV/AIDS Epidemic

S09E13 - The HIV/AIDS Epidemic

We break down stigma by finding out HIV/AIDS is and how it probably started and why it is NOT a gay disease and no longer a death sentence.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jun 25, 202201:05:54
S09 Sunday Service 12 - Asking for Forgiveness

S09 Sunday Service 12 - Asking for Forgiveness

Dandan shares an offense he did to someone and how he was able to resolve this guilt in his head and to the person he did this to.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jun 19, 202223:30
S09E12 - Queer Deities

S09E12 - Queer Deities

From a Prince of Flowers to inseminated produce, join Angie and Dandan as they go around the world to find out the stories of queer deities from different mythologies.

Want to support the show? You can send it over via paypal.me/godlesschorizo (or click this link: https://bit.ly/3zHQzNR). Thank you very much!

Jun 18, 202258:09