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Goin' Nowhere Fast

Goin' Nowhere Fast

By Vinnie, and Pat

Two comedians discussing life, comedy, and trying to pursue a job in the entertainment industry...with some random stuff along the way.

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Vinnie- @iamvinniefalcone
Pat- @pat_colicchio
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Ep 58 We're Professionals

Goin' Nowhere FastJun 21, 2021

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Ep 58 We're Professionals

Ep 58 We're Professionals

Listen to us complain, and make fun of each other again!!

Jun 21, 202147:33
Ep. 57 We Did Our Buddies Podcast

Ep. 57 We Did Our Buddies Podcast

Pat and I go on our buddies, Rich and Rob's podcast called "No Charisma Podcast". It was filthy, funny, and we had a great time. Enjoy!

Jun 10, 202143:46
Ep 56 Can Pat Do It?

Ep 56 Can Pat Do It?

Consistency baby!! Tune in to decide if Pat can hit his fitness goals, and hear how stupid we are

May 21, 202141:29
Ep 55 What do you do all day?

Ep 55 What do you do all day?

We're back and just as bad as ever baby!!!

May 14, 202132:38
Ep 54 Nate Adamsky

Ep 54 Nate Adamsky

We are back and as mediocre as ever, but joined by the very funny Nate Adamsky. Come see us all preform this Thursday 3/18 at the Mint!

Mar 16, 202101:01:51
Ep 53 Breck Lawrence

Ep 53 Breck Lawrence

Sommelier and restaurateur Breck Lawrence comes on the podcast, to really class up the joint; then thankfully brings it back down to our level when we talk about starting out in the service industry.

Aug 27, 202001:02:47
Ep 52 Shaun Fagan

Ep 52 Shaun Fagan

True Spec master fitter, Shaun Fagan, comes on to talk about the details of his job; and why it's important to your game, no matter what level you are at. We also get into some of the best aspects of golf, and why we love the game so much.

Aug 12, 202001:05:11
Ep 51 Luke Allen and Eric Rocha

Ep 51 Luke Allen and Eric Rocha

Tune in for some comedy, bad puns, and obscure mob movie references

Jul 09, 202001:33:30
Ep 50 Greg Benevent

Ep 50 Greg Benevent

After a long layoff we're back and zooming, with the always funny Greg Benevent

Jun 29, 202001:09:02
Ep 49 You're Our Only Hope

Ep 49 You're Our Only Hope

Pat and Vinnie come out with some quarantine musings about tv shows, comedy, and what sacks of shit we are.

Apr 06, 202044:33
Ep 48 Bair: Mullet Musings

Ep 48 Bair: Mullet Musings

Our friend and favorite country boy Bair comes on the podcast to discuss his life in comedy and beyond

Mar 04, 202001:02:06
Ep 47 Brett Eby

Ep 47 Brett Eby

You guys know the drill at this point; Bretty is funny, Vinnie and Pat are angry

Feb 21, 202001:05:06
Ep 46 Insecurity Futures

Ep 46 Insecurity Futures

Ole' Pat and Vince have a night to ourselves to talk about what pathetic losers we are

Feb 13, 202056:51
Ep 45 Anthony Amorello

Ep 45 Anthony Amorello

The great Anthony Amorello comes on the podcast to talk about some of the best and worst parts of comedy.

Jan 23, 202001:11:50
Ep 44 Jeremy McKiernan

Ep 44 Jeremy McKiernan

The always funny Jeremy McKiernan sits down with us to talk about comedy, having panic attacks, how shitty people are, and more.

Jan 14, 202001:13:10
Ep 43 Alan Peterson

Ep 43 Alan Peterson

One of our favorite comics, Alan Peterson, came on the podcast to talk comedy but we mostly got pretty distracted

Jan 03, 202001:13:00
Ep 42 Mike Sasson

Ep 42 Mike Sasson

The very funny Mike Sasson came on the podcast to school us on the business and life of comedy

Dec 23, 201959:27
Ep 41 Ellen Doyle

Ep 41 Ellen Doyle

Very funny Ellen Doyle comes on the podcast to discuss her budding career as a sex worker

Dec 13, 201901:08:46
Ep 40 Julia Colicchio

Ep 40 Julia Colicchio

We had my sister on the podcast, because nepotism runs rampant in Hollywood

Dec 06, 201901:14:29
Ep 39 John Murphy

Ep 39 John Murphy

Good friend, and documentary film maker, John Murphy comes on to talk about the films he has been making and the awesome causes behind them.

Nov 22, 201901:02:01
Ep 38 Graham Rodgers

Ep 38 Graham Rodgers

The very funny Graham Rodgers comes on the podcast to talk about comedy, garbage people at the gym, and some  the bad things we've done along the way.

Nov 11, 201901:15:42
Ep 37 Maddie Hanson

Ep 37 Maddie Hanson

The very hilarious, and surprisingly mean, Maddie Hanson comes on the podcast to mostly talk about how much we hate people. In a funny way though

Oct 31, 201901:14:46
Ep 36 Lee Syatt

Ep 36 Lee Syatt

The very cuddly, and very funny, Lee Syatt comes on the podcast to cover all of our favorite topics, and more.

Oct 21, 201901:36:22
Ep 35 Robert Vertrees

Ep 35 Robert Vertrees

One of our favorite crazy people comes on the podcast to talk about fighting, your responsibility to society, and how the not so funny things in life become comedy.

Oct 10, 201901:21:14
Ep 34 Brendan Cooney

Ep 34 Brendan Cooney

One of our favorite comics comes on the podcast to talk to us about the LA comedy community, being a piece of shit, and more

Sep 25, 201901:03:27
Ep 33 Brandon Barrera

Ep 33 Brandon Barrera

One of our favorite comics, and people, Brandon Barrera comes on the podcast to talk about work, life, comedy, and working on those night moves.

Sep 11, 201901:26:26
Ep 32 Mikey McKernan

Ep 32 Mikey McKernan

The goofy and hilarious Mikey McKernan comes on the podcast to talk about finding your voice, committing, much more, but most importantly Harry Potter.

Sep 06, 201901:04:54
Ep 31 Luke Allen

Ep 31 Luke Allen

The very funny and very agitated Luke Allen comes on the podcast and talks about everything; from dating porn stars, to the little things that piss us off.

Aug 21, 201901:19:17
Ep 30 Josh Potter

Ep 30 Josh Potter

The ridiculous, and ridiculously funny Josh Potter comes on the podcast and talks about everything from comedy to porn stars; and of course much more. Try it out

Jul 31, 201901:36:02
Ep 29 Tara Erickson

Ep 29 Tara Erickson

The very funny, and hard working, Tara Erickson comes on and talks about all the things she does to make it in show business; and of course much more

Jul 23, 201901:06:12
Ep 28 Leon Walker

Ep 28 Leon Walker

A good friend of the room, Leon Walker comes on. We talk a lot about the decisions you make every day, and how they change the big picture, and make a few jokes along the way.

Jul 12, 201901:17:47
Ep 27 Ericson

Ep 27 Ericson

The very funny Ericson comes on the podcast and we discuss comedy, human nature, and where the two often meet. He's funny, he's brutally honest, and he's one of a kind. Ladies and gentlemen, Ericson.

Jul 05, 201901:09:41
Ep 26 Bruno Mastrodicasa

Ep 26 Bruno Mastrodicasa

Our guest today is a comedian, and pod-caster. You can catch him at his monthly show, called "Let's Ride Hard", at the Fourth Wall.  

Jun 25, 201901:58:07
Ep 25 Devontae Green

Ep 25 Devontae Green

We have a real change of pace this episode, when fellow comic Devontae Green comes on and prompts some philosophical debate. Things get wild, and entertaining.

Jun 19, 201901:11:17
Ep 24 We Need More Followers

Ep 24 We Need More Followers

Pat and Vinnie get together to talk about how we need more followers, how you unappreciative pigs are sleeping on our social media game, and much more.

Jun 07, 201901:10:06
Ep 23 Don DiPetta

Ep 23 Don DiPetta

Fellow comic, dago, and actor Don DiPetta comes on and talks about his experience in the Oscar winning film "Green Book", his experiences in Los Angeles, comedy, baseball, and a whole lot more.

May 27, 201901:56:54
Ep 22 Eddie Jackson

Ep 22 Eddie Jackson

Sat down with Professional boxer, mixed martial artist, and personal trainer, Eddie Jackson. We talk about training, self-defense, and nutrition. 

May 07, 201901:03:14
Ep 21 Jeremy Reynolds

Ep 21 Jeremy Reynolds

Jeremy tells the the unbelievable story of how the director of the film he was cast for was murdered.  You Don't want to miss this one. 

May 01, 201958:02
Ep 20 Rob Pugliese

Ep 20 Rob Pugliese

The very funny Rob Pugliese comes on with us, and discusses comedy, his troubled youth, dating crazy, and a whole bunch more

Apr 23, 201901:02:07
Ep 19 Ariana Basseri

Ep 19 Ariana Basseri

We talk with the lovely, hilarious, and refreshingly honest Ariana Basseri about some of our favorite topics; Comedy, relationships, and everything in between.

Apr 05, 201955:32
Ep 18 Sasha Boggs

Ep 18 Sasha Boggs

We had the pleasure of talking to the hilarious Sasha Boggs about dating, comedy, and she even helps mediate a fight between Pat and I. 

Mar 27, 201901:08:13
Ep 17 Alex Kruger

Ep 17 Alex Kruger

Had a blast talking about his upcoming gay ski trip, his next set at The Comedy Store, and what acting roles we could all play (they are not flattering). 

Mar 19, 201901:02:31
Ep 16 Rob Banks

Ep 16 Rob Banks

Had a blast talking about comedy, pre-show nerves, and when it's appropriate to "Dine n' Dash". 

Mar 11, 201958:25
Ep 15 My Boyfriends Back

Ep 15 My Boyfriends Back

We're back! We talk about entitled homeless people in LA, touching ourselves, and the Fourth Wall...as usual. Enjoy. 

Feb 20, 201952:56
Ep 14 Here Come The Jesters

Ep 14 Here Come The Jesters

We get into it about the new Louis Ck leaked set, UFC 232, and how Dice probably hates us. Enjoy. 

Jan 02, 201953:25
Ep 13 Cole Alexander

Ep 13 Cole Alexander

Had such a fun and very weird time hearing about Cole's interesting comedy career and even more interesting life. Enjoy!
Dec 26, 201801:28:53
Ep 12 Deon Williams

Ep 12 Deon Williams

Had an amazing time with boxer, trainer, and comedian, Deon Williams. We talk to Deon about boxing, growing up in an impoverished area, and the ART of stand up comedy.
Dec 15, 201859:41
Ep 11 Tammy Tavares

Ep 11 Tammy Tavares

We had such an amazing podcast with the very lovely, and the very funny Tammy Tavares. We discuss controlling our inner negative thoughts, her journey into stand up, and how our families sometime shape our material.
Dec 04, 201857:32
Ep 10 Agostino Zoida

Ep 10 Agostino Zoida

Had the pleasure of talking to a guy that has had such a big influence in our career. Talking about stand up, navigating clubs, and the importance of maintaining relationships.
Nov 27, 201801:06:39
Ep 9 Big Girls Don't Cry

Ep 9 Big Girls Don't Cry

We talk about rejection, comedy, and finding your purpose in this crazy little thing called life.
Nov 21, 201851:57