By Hayden Olson and Jonathon Clinesmith
The podcast that lovingly examines (and sometimes pokes fun of) life in one of America's most remote and fascinating regions: the Oklahoma Panhandle.
Episode 12: Hassie's Competent Criticism of Tumbleweeds
In this episode Hayden and Jonathon get into a folk rock battle, waste time Googling whether or not stickers are tumbleweed seeds, and discuss the very real possibility that their beautiful hometown of Turpin may have some very real ties to real estate fraud...
June 26, 2021
Episode 11: Claim Jumpin' Cattle Rustlin' Grain Elevator Extravaganza
In this episode, Hayden and Jonathon preview some music they've been working on, bring back their most popular segment, and come dangerously close to making grain elevators sound uninteresting.
February 19, 2021
Episode 10: Working the Gravy-Yard Shift, aka It's Pronounced "Deef"
In this episode Hayden and Jonathon wax intellectual about some pretty non-intellectual things, including gravy, county names, and Texas.
January 5, 2021
Episode 9: Overstuffed Doughboy Taco Tico Thanksgiving City Slicker Extravaganza
In this supersized episode, Jonathon and Hayden talk to special guest Cody Opitz about moving from the city to God's country, debate Taco Tico, and discover that the Oklahoma Panhandle does, indeed, have a Sphinx.
November 24, 2020
Episode 8: The Bermuda Triangle of Oklahoma
In this episode Jonathon and Hayden try to shake off the collective national trauma of the recent election by talking about their own high school elections, the history of the Oklahoma Panhandle, and the mystery of the "Shaman's Portal"...aka "the Bermuda Triangle of Oklahoma"...aka the Beaver Sand Dunes.
November 11, 2020
Episode 7: I Am the Potato of Life
In this episode Hayden and Jonathon get quizzy with it, talk about walking to gas stations to rent movies, and take Idaho's panhandle down a peg or two.
October 21, 2020
Episode 6: Seven Time National Champs...In Rodeo (aka Ole and Bjorn were in cahoots)
In this episode Hayden and Jonathon discover the shocking truth about their Swedish listener, talk about fiber optics, and spend probably too much time discussing how superior the Oklahoma Panhandle is compared to Florida's.
October 7, 2020
Episode 5: Bombs Over Boise (read: boys or boyce, not boyzee) City
In this action packed episode, our heroes talk a little bit about the history of Boise City. Also, a cooking segment...sort of.
September 22, 2020
Episode 4: Living in a Ghost Town, aka I Need A Hug
In this episode the boys debrief their new "correspondent" Bret Bowers on his recent trip to the 'Handle. They also introduce a new, totally appropriate and obviously kid friendly segment called "How did they die?" and talk a bit about Beer City. America's #1 Weekly Podcast on life in the Oklahoma Panhandle.
September 15, 2020
Episode 3: Forty-seven Bierox? Sounds Like A Heck of a Weekend!
In this episode the boys are joined by Robert Reid, host of OETA's Gallery America on PBS. Robert spent 20 years as a travel writer, writing for publications as varied as the New York Times and ESPN and appearing as an expert travel guest on shows like the Today Show. In today's episode, he gets to talk about a place he's surprisingly passionate about: the Oklahoma Panhandle.
September 9, 2020
Episode 2: Attempted Cow-Tipping at Lake Optima
In this episode the guys interview special guest Dan Wade about the history of a certain "lake" the Oklahoma Panhandle would be famous for...if anyone outside of there had actually heard of it.
September 1, 2020
Episode 1: Why Is That Giant Beaver Holding a Cookie?
Hayden and Jonathon dive deep into Oklahoma Panhandle facts and ask a question that has plagued deep thinkers for generations: Why is that giant beaver holding a cookie? (Hint: It is a beaver, but that's not a cookie.)
August 25, 2020