Gorilla Radio Show

Amidst macaque gang wars in Thailand and Yaoi mishaps, The Gorilla Radio Show crew finally settles the Gorilla vs. Grizzly Bear Debate once and for all(?).

Greg, Austin, and Chandran talk about gender, power, and DoorDash in this touching tribute* to the late Frans de Waal, who we have decided is actually the Karl Marx of chimpanzees.

*It is not a touching tribute at all

Our hosts find themselves routinely covering news stories and voicemails once again, but to their white surprise, they come to embrace the teachings of Maoism-Third-Worldism.

Howdy from Arashiyama West. Austin and Chandran (and Greg a little bit) recount one woman's journey to reconnect with the Japanese Macaques of the Wild West.

In Gorilla Radio Show's 50th (main feed) episode, Austin talks about his experiences at his first academic conference before exploring Tricky Dick's Latitude of Homosexual Relations.

A study on chimpanzee menopause leads to a revelation. Will it be unethical? Yes. Will Austin be accused non-stop of projecting? Yes. Will it be worth it ... ?

In a rare moment of intellectual curiosity and competence for Gorilla Radio show, we are joined by Jax, an Anthropologist at Northwestern University who studies Indigenous knowledge systems pertaining to hydrology and ecology in Chiapas, Mexico. We discuss howler monkeys and spider monkeys in Maya society, the appropriation of Indigenous culture in colonial identity building, and water.

Merry Chimpmas! In today's episode, we dive into the peculiar backstory of Darwin the Ikea monkey and debate the most important question for primatologists during this time of the year: Which primate has the most Christmas spirit?

In this UNLOCKED bonus episode, the pod discusses a very important moral dilemma - the Thinking Man's trolley problem: Would you suck every ape's dick to save one human life?

Unlocked in celebration of hitting $450 a month on Patreon much faster than we thought we were going to. Genuinely, thank you all! You're the best.

Well, well, well... If it isn't the consequences of Elon Musk's own actions. Multiple investigations, bleeding millions of dollars on Twitter, and damned to an afterlife as a lab monkey. Let's catch up with our longtime friend of the pod.

Originally Published: February 17th, 2023. This episode is now considered Vintage on Depop. Unlocked for the $350 Patreon stretch goal - thank you all so much! Joe Martin content starts 10 minutes in.

Original Description: Joe Martin - Performer, actor, gentleman, and Orangutan. In this bonus episode, we follow the life and career of one very special ape as he rips and tears his way through Hollywood.

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by the pursuit of booze? Is it like the hand of Anheuser-Busch, hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will... Anyways, would you have sex with a Neanderthal?

A terrifying night night where ghouls and gibbons come out to fright... This Halloween, GRS is joined once again by CT (cryptotheism) to discuss primates and the occult! These ghastly stories of witchcraft, scary looking lemurs, and ghost chimpanzee hauntings are sure to make you cream I mean scream.

Good afternoon everyone, and welcome to CNN (Chimpanzee News Network). Today, we're going to be covering the mysterious hybrid monkey found in Borneo, as well as some updates on primate warfare and gorilla screen addiction from all around the world. More like Pee NN lol

The gang has begun to drift apart... on rafts, because this is the episode about Primate Raft Theory! Also, we argue for 40 minutes about taxonomy, which I hope you like to hear a lot about from unqualified people.

The Gorilla Radio Show Bread and Butter - we're answering voicemails again! Sifting through a massive backlog, you'll get to investigate the beautiful minds of our catastrophically high listeners as they ask us about our prized possessions, those creepy baboons with the red triangles on their chest, and more about chimpanzee fluids than you've ever actually wanted to hear about in your life.

In our first informal episode in a while, we talk about the lasting impact of the Travis the Chimp mauling in American culture, and the cops who exploited it for personal gain.

Episode 3 of the Congo Conservation series covers the creation of the American nuclear arsenal and the Unilever palm oil empire that are wreaking ecological havoc on the entire world.

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CW: Animal abuse, mutilation, sexual abuse, child sexual abuse, and generally distressing content.

The Monkey Hate rabbit hole goes much deeper than we ever could have imagined. Gorilla Radio Show sits down with Dave "Yardfish" Gooptar and Lucy "Mad Monkey Mayhem", two of the amateur investigators responsible for exposing the global animal abuse ring, to find out what happened.

BBC Story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/Iot1dIWVS5/hunting-the-monkey-torturers

Episode two of the Gorilla Radio Show special series on the Congo. We are joined by  Virgil of Big Soy Naturals to discuss the Virunga National Park and the story of Ota Benga, the Mbuti African man put on display in the ape exhibit in the Bronx Zoo.

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(NOTE: This is a video podcast episode and best viewed on Spotify or Youtube)

The long-awaited, pinky-promised, in-person episode of Gorilla Radio Show has finally arrived, and it's exactly as terrible as you would think. We talk about Jim Jones' pet chimpanzee, go to Sick New World, and get blasted. Viva Las Vegas.

Seriously, I'm still not sure. Regardless, we did an episode giving a brief overview of Biruté Galdikas' life and work, the issues relating to conservation in Borneo, and the history of these problems. Hint: America and Britain are involved again.

This is an informal teaser of the kind of serious, well-researched content you can expect from our upcoming Congo series, which we are delaying the release of to avoid tonal whiplash from our upcoming live episode. Enjoy!

You called, and by god did we try to answer. In today's episode, the Gorilla Gang sits down and tries to answer as many of your voicemails as possible before going insane.

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Havana Syndrome after getting hit with the communist tummy-ache laser gun? If so, you may be entitled to Bananacoin compensation. This week, we're joined by Virgil from Big Soy Naturals to explain why the government is shooting monkeys with laser beams in Michigan to get them sick, and a whole lot more.

What's the deal with monkeys wearing little red hats? You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the monkey pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Has the Gibbon Jesus been conceived in Japan, or is there another, more  carnal explanation for Momo the Gibbon's mysterious pregnancy? Find out  what happened along with a review of the latest paleo-anthropological  findings in this episode of Gorilla Radio Show - featuring our brand new  theme song courtesy of the talented Virgil of Big Soy Naturals fame!

In this Special UNLOCKED Patron-exclusive episode, Austin, Greg, and Chandran investigate the exotic pet trade and animal abuse online through "monkey love" on TikTok and "monkey hate" on YouTube and more... questionable platforms.

(Content Warning: Animal abuse, child abuse, CSA)  

In this very special episode, guest star Mamadou Ndiaye of Casual  Geographic fame joins us to finally take a look at all of the evidence  and create an OFFICIAL ranking of the Top 10 Primates that will absolutely F*ck you up 1v1. I think you can guess where chimps are on this list.  

Thank you for all your support and we hope you enjoy!

Mamadou's links! 

Did our early human ancestors come from the Balkans instead of Africa?? No, but it's still funny to make fun of the theory, isn't it? This episode is focused precisely on the European hominid theory, as well as a wave of particularly weird Patreon questions and voicemails.

Happy New Year! Online drama and podcasting collide in this once-in-a-lifetime sellout event. Oh, and also we answer our lovely and dedicated listeners' voicemails about their favorite GRS moments from 2022.

In this episode we discuss at greater depth Elon Musk's failure to contribute anything worthwhile to any field of science besides torturing a couple of monkeys to death, before things take a turn for the occult with our special guest C.T.

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The gang takes a trip out west to El Paso, where a woman jumped into a spider monkey enclosure to feed them a little a Cheetos as a treat. In the process, Austin reflects on the evils of academia and capitalist primatology.

In this episode we have our friends Ena and Danzo on to discuss their belief that they could indeed take a chimp in hand to hand combat (with some exceptions). We also get some listener stats and reasoning behind why they also think they can beat a chimp in a fight.

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In this episode we discuss a coked out pet monkey, listen to some cryptid voicemails, & put Bigfoot behind the wheel of a large automobile.

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In this episode we discuss spoilers for Jordan Peele's Nope, uncover the reason for recent upticks in macaque attacks in Yamaguchi, Japan, and discuss more unethical monkey experiments while Greg tries to disrupt Austin's focus with questions about monkeys jerking off.

For this 4th of July special, Austin, Greg, and Perry plot the chimp-related downfall of various American politicians, support abortion funds, and answer some voicemails from the Pride month bonus episode.

This week, Austin, Greg, and a very drunk Chandran tackle the ethical and moral issue of giving chimpanzees porn brainrot by giving them the ChimpScape fleshlight designed by Georgia Tech students.