Goth Sorority
By Goth Sorority
Cover Art by Sarah Goldstein
Goth SororityJun 23, 2022
WE'RE BAAAAACK (HAPPY NEW YEAR!)
Emma and Eleanor discuss their goals for the new year, recent viewing, and their true crime relapse.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY (THE REALITY FOUND IN FICTION)
Eleanor and Emma discuss the future, Where the Crawdad Sings, Nope, and the most recent episode of the Bachelorette.
SORRY, I LIKE YOUR FRIEND BETTER (THE TRAGEDY OF 2 BACHELORETTES)
JUSTICE FOR ROBY (MAGICIANS DESERVE LOVE TOO)
Emma and Eleanor discuss the first episode of Rachel and Gabby's double season of The Bachelorette.
BACHELORETTE PREVIEW (I DON'T CHOOSE FEAR)
Emma and Eleanor discuss recent Bachelor Nation break-ups, the upcoming season, and the new men's interesting fun facts.
WE’RE THE HELLFIRE CLUB FOR GIRLS
TIKTOK THERAPISTS (HOW TO USE MENTAL ILLNESS FOR CLOUT)
CONSPIRACIES (HAIL SATAN?)
MONTHLY CONTENT ROUND-UP
TRUE CRIME
E-GIRLS: MEGACHURCHES (DOES GOD TAKE VENMO?)
Emma and Eleanor discuss megachurches, celebrity pastors, and the people they exploit.
INTRODUCING: E-GIRLS (FEMCEL FREEDOM FIGHTERS)
BACHELOR NIGHT (CLAYTON SEASON FINALE -- I'M SO BROKEN)
Eleanor and Emma discuss the conclusion of Clayton's season, where he ranks compared to past leads, and the next Bachelorettes.
BACHELOR NIGHT (CLAYTON FANTASY SUITES)
Eleanor and Emma discuss the Women Tell All and Fantasy Suite Week of Clayton's season. Spoiler alert: it's a trainwreck!
CHAPTER MEETING 32 (HEY... YOU BLOCKED ME)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss recent viewing, including The Tinder Swindler, and World War III.
BACHELOR NIGHT (CLAYTON WEEK 4)
Kathleen and Eleanor are back to recap week 4 of Clayton's season and the producer's tactics to make viewers lose their minds.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (MICHELLE SEASON WRAP UP)
Eleanor and special guest Sister Emma discuss the conclusion of Michelle's season, ATFR, and the future of the Bachelor franchise.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (HOMETOWNS AND MEN TELL ALL RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss 'Coming Out Colton,' dramatics at Men Tell All, hometown dates, and predictions for next week.
CHAPTER MEETING 31 (I HAVE CANS)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss discount Botox, RED (Taylor's Version), and recent films they've seen.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (MICHELLE WEEKS 4 AND 5 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss weeks 4 and 5 of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette, including 2 front-runners and a dweeb.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (MICHELLE WEEK 3 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss weeks 2 and 3 of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette, including a villain's rise and fall, a hometown romance, and a boyish contender.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (MICHELLE WEEK 1 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the first night of Michelle Young's season, which included creepy entrances, a possible producer plant, and an appearance by one of Michelle's ex flames.
CHAPTER MEETING 30 (THE DARKEST FAIRYTALE)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss iconic couples of the past and present, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox's GQ interview, and The Way Down on HBO.
BACHELOR IN PARADISE (RECAP BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOME DISGRUNTLED FEMALES)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss week ? of Bachelor in Paradise (it's been a long season ok!), featuring Brendan and Pieper's disgraced exit from the beach and a showdown between Ivan and Aaron.
CHAPTER MEETING 29 (CHEERS TO BROKEN MEN!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the Met Gala, blind items, and the new Cinderella.
BACHELOR IN PARADISE (WEEK 4 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss week 4 on the beach, featuring the downfall of Brendan and Pieper.
CHAPTER MEETING 28 (GIVE ADDISON AN OSCAR)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss their absence, Addison Rae's new film, and Harry Styles' flop era?
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (FINALE/ATFR RECAP--HE'S NO MERYL STREEP)
Kathleen and Eleanor wrap up Katie's season of the Bachelorette, discussing Katie's engagement to Blake and her lingering resentment towards Greg.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 9 RECAP--HE'S GONE FULL JOKER!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss "hometowns" and the demise of this season's frontrunner Greg Grippo.
CHAPTER MEETING 27 (WATCH THIS SPACE)
Kathleen and Eleanor are back to discuss major life updates, pop culture news, and the future of Goth Sorority.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 6 RECAP--BARELY WORKIN!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss week 6 of the Bachelorette: a fake wedding, drag queens, and bad kissing.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 4 RECAP - HE'S BEING DEMONSTERIZED!)
Eleanor is joined by guest host Emma to discuss episode 4 of Katie's season and other Bachelor nation news.
CHAPTER MEETING 26 (FREE BRITNEY)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss breaking Britney Spears news, woke Gossip Girl, and the youngest Girl Boss ever.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 3 RECAP - THEY'VE UNIONIZED!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the best Bachelorette episode they've seen in years.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 2 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss this week on The Bachelorette: Virgin Mike's confession, a poop-bucket make-out, and homoerotic wrestling.
CHAPTER MEETING 25 (IT MAKES SENSE THAT WE ENDED UP HERE)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss their recent staycation, the break-up of 'Frenemies,' and their obsession with foreign dramas.
BACHELORETTE NIGHT (EP 1 RECAP)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss night one of Katie Thurston's season of The Bachelorette.
CHAPTER MEETING 24 (NO FATTIES ALLOWED)
CHAPTER MEETING 23 (HOT WENCH SUMMER)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the Renaissance Faire, Olivia Rodrigo, and Nexfilx's 'The Serpent.'
CHAPTER MEETING 22.2 (WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the history of fanfiction and examine artifacts from distinct eras in fanfiction's development, reading fanfiction about Harry Potter, One Direction, and Bryce Hall.
CHAPTER MEETING 22.1 (WHY'D YOU UNMATCH ME? IT'S ME!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss John Mulaney's divorce, Raya dating culture, and their least favorite celebrity Chrissy Teigen.
CHAPTER MEETING 21 (NO TOUPEES IN PRISON)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss menacing vermin, Billie Eilish's new look, and the (bald) Menendez brothers.
CHAPTER MEETING 20 (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN IN A SOCIETY)
TW: Thematic discussion of sexual assault
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss this year's Oscars ceremony, including an in depth discussion of the film 'Promising Young Woman.'
CHAPTER MEETING 19 (I KNOW PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH FROYO)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss the Holy Trinity of Cringe: Demi Lovato, Gabbie Hanna, and Tramp Stamps.
CHAPTER MEETING 18.2 (WE KNOW WHO Q IS)
CHAPTER MEETING 18.1 (TYRA, PAY FOR YOUR WAR CRIMES!!)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss Eleanor's recent woes, Dolly Parton updates, and America's Next Top Model.
CHAPTER MEETING 17.2 (THEY DON’T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO)
CHAPTER MEETING 17.1 (LUKE 10:18)
Kathleen and Eleanor discuss Country Comfort, audiobooks, and Lil Nas X's journey to hell.
CHAPTER MEETING 16.2
CHAPTER MEETING 16.1
Kathleen and Eleanor, in a new episode format, discuss work life updates, YouTube drama, and media concerning mental illness.