Green Cows Don't Fly

With Book 2 now on the virtual shelves (get it ordered here: https://amzn.to/3YCeI1R ) B & Jon are in a sort of creative wilderness. But watch this space because needs must as the old saying goes. Brand spanking new show concept coming soon.

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More waffling on this week with old Hollywood Heartthrobs, old Hollywood Movies and their remakes and Old Masters, all balanced by B and Jon's usual load of old tosh about everything and anything. Oh, and the new Quester's Guide book of season 2 is now out. So... c'mon- whaddayah waiting for? Get it ordered! You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -  Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme:  https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - Logo: Created by the guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

With B. and Jon still getting the book of season 2 finalised, Brian and Daphne have grabbed the mics and are determined to deliver the listeners a bit of culture and class by "giving" a classic excerpt from old Will S.

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The bad news? More waffling this week as B & Jon talk about Zombies, Prince Harry's recent book and guitars (but not Cadillacs)  There's also more talk about the upcoming new Quester's Guide book.  The Good News? It only lasts about 10 minutes.

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As they try and come up with an idea for a new project, B and Jon are waffling on about the imminent release of the new Quester's Guide book.

After killing B's pet cactus, Eddie - Brian is in her bad books.

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With B and Jon working hard behind the scenes to get book 2 knocked into shape, Brian is once more in the hot seat. A chance meeting with and old acting acquaintance, Daphne, awakens long dormant memories maybe best forgotten.

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Season 2 Brian's New Year Takeover

Pass the mince pies. Brian is behind the controls this week for a bonus episode as B & Jon are suffering the aftereffects of their Christmas excesses.

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B and Jon have been reading online reviews for Christmas products. It seems there are an awful lot of eejits out there. Meanwhile, Brian gives a masterly reading of the opening to a seasonal classic.

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The quest comes to an end as some old faces from book one reappear to tie up the loose ends. But does everyone live happily ever after? You'll just have to listen to the end. And as fits the occasion, Brian delivers a suitably doom-laden horoscope.

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You'll be surprised this week. Lots happens in this episode which you won't have expected, but don't worry, you won't end up on an island, well, it’s a lily pad actually, which is on a plinth, which is on a concrete platform, which is at the shore of a tiny island, which is on the Lake of Seven Agonies, which is on a bigger island, which is in a sea between two continents on Holographia, a bit like an island on a lake on the Azores, actually.

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Things have not been as they seemed and the questers are forced to change their plans as the amulet reveals a secret. Time is running out to save Holographia. Maybe Sir Patrick Stewart can help.

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Lots happens in this episode, but you'll have to tune in to find out what. Grandolf will do this that and the other and some people won't make it. Anyway, tune in. Thanks.

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Hold on to your seats because the Questers are in for a James Bond style ski chase. Someone is after them (obviously. That's why it's a chase). Will they get away? Will they dodge all the bullets? Someone will end up in a crevasse.

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With B. off on more important business once again it's Jon & Brian in the cafe. Brian shares the inside story on Dame Sisilly Montague's faux pas during her recent Buckingham Palace investiture. Meanwhile all is not running smoothly with the publication of his first volume of theatrical memoirs.

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Season 2 Chapter 20. WTF?

Events take a very peculiar turn this week as two listeners (Edwina & Henri both of whom are listening from home) somehow become involved directly in the quest. How can this be? Blowed if we know, but nevertheless they have been. Rest assured we have booked A I in for a service before the next episode is delivered.

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We take a break from the quest this week as B has an urgent call in her capacity as a Chocolate Consultant and can't get to the Green Room Cafe. Brian stands in and uses the occasion to plug his memoir of A Long Life on the Stage. 

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The Quester's are enjoying (not) a five star treatment in King Tightarse's dungeon. Seems the voice of Olly Murs is too much to take even for our heroes. Will they escape? Or will they have all their toenails pulled out? And wow, one of the Questers isn't who she has claimed to be.

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The Questers are still hanging entangled and immobilised in the spiders' webs. But where have the spiders gone? Will Grandolf and co manage to free themselves in time before the spiders come back to eat them? Just then, hooves thunder towards them. Is it Elvis on a horse, riding in to save them? Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -  Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme:  https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - Logo: Created by the guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://twitter.com/MultiverseOfBad

Grandolf reunites the questers using his thought superpowers and they resume the quest. But a short stop for refreshments takes a terrifying turn when they suddenly find themselves caught in the webs of hideous metallic arachnoid creatures. Meanwhile, Brian has drawn up a personal horoscope for B. But why is he being so nice?

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Frank Pence brings King Tightarse up to speed with a report on the progress of the conquest of Holographia. Meanwhile, back in the Forest of Lost Souls things have taken an alarming turn for the questers.

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Captain Cartanno turns the ship / boat / galleon around and now the Questers must press on. They cross the Not So Scary Mountains by way of a secret tunnel only to encounter Bastardo Elves in the Forest of Lost Souls, where things start to look bad for The German Guy. Brian's horoscope this week is for Poppy, the Miniature Pinscher.

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Now with the quest back on track, there seems to be some confusion about exactly what chapter they are on. It's fourteen but it could be  thirteen or maybe even fifteen. Confusion abounds. Brian delivers a perfectly tailored horoscope for Janice but will she be any the wiser after his predictions?

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A shoal of mythical Jongrons approaches the boat. This fishy race may just hold the key to getting the quest back on the road. However, to move things forward Grandolf's superpowers are put to the test. This week's horoscope has something of a French flavour when listener Jean Pierre contacts the show.

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The Questers are stuck on Fartopia but they now await a decision from the Booming Voices Above. If the Wangeroo they have thrown in the dice game is approved it could see them back on track once again. Brian gives another horoscope reading for all Capricorns.

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The Quester's must play a deadly game of chance. Can they throw a Wangeroo? It's only ever been done once before. Kray Zell proves himself to be no Stephen Hawking and the galleon is being drawn ever closer to the centre of the VORTEX

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The Questers cast off on the high seas of Holographia sampling club lounge luxury and treats all the way. Problem is, they're heading to the wrong destination. Meanwhile, Brian's clearly got out of the wrong side of the bed if his star reading is anything to go by.

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The Questers meet with Holographia's Council of Elders in preparation for the new mission. The mysterious Captain Cartanno joins them along with the Youngest Elder, as aboard Cartanno's Galleon they set sail for foreign lands. Meanwhile Brian has been revisiting David Bowie's back catalogue for some cosmic inspiration.

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King Tightarse is in the middle of a spinning session (his arse must get tighter!) when Frank Pence arrives with some bad news.

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The Questers arrive on Holographia and start making plans to save it. Mrs Gubbins, Grandolf's cleaner, may not be what she appears to be. Meanwhile, The UK's is basking in a heatwave and enduring record temperatures of forty degrees plus. And Brain has to take the week off after suffering heat exhaustion when playing the the Tin Man in panto.

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It's time to travel to Holographia to save Bob's race. But who can help reseal the Pharse Hole when the questers teleport through? Step forward Grandolf's pub cleaner, Mrs. Gubbins, to save the day, or will she? Meanwhile, Brian reveals he and Gerald share a pair of rather tight trousers.

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The Questers make plans to re-open the Pharse Hole and new recruit, Moonbeam Dawning, finds himself facing an evil Blargog in Grandolf's cellar. Can he defeat it? Meanwhile, Brian prepares a personal horoscope for Ologia.

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We meet new Baddie, King Tightarse and his personal Coin Polisher, Franc Pence. The cost of everything is rising and the King's not happy about that. Something needs to be done so he can save on dragon food and use the savings to fund his holiday in Benidorm.

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Jon's got Covid but struggles on manfully. Meanwhile, Bob's nearly out of charge and in danger of switching to standby. And now with their new pact to save Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, the gang sets off for Brighton once more in the hope of being able to decipher the meaning of strange lights that have been appearing in the sky.

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It's all the twos and the gang's back in town with some unfinished business to take care of. Bob needs help and he needs it fast before he bleeps his last. And for no particular reason at all, Brian has a personal horoscope reading which sets him thinking about taking his skills in a new direction. 

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Chapter 1 of Book 2 of The TRILOGY: The Quester's Guide To Saving It (the Other World, That Is) 

Strange lights in the sky are causing concern. PM Horace Jobson calls for calm. But might it be Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, is now under threat and Bob's needed back there PDQ to save it? Prepare to suspend you incredulity to the max as B & Jon almost laugh themselves directly into A&E, when, one again, the gang gets together for another epic quest.

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Jon and B talk ideas for the sequel. Meanwhile Brian buys the coffees, and Gerald, his friend, submits another idea which he hopes Jon and B use for the Green Cows pod: a biography of an American president. The only problem is, half of it can't be published and anyway, the CIA may not approve.

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B and Jon are back and wondering what to do for series 2. Listening in as the creative process unfolds. And whether they like it or not, Brian is back and he has a friend called Gerald who is rather keen to get involved.

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This week Jon and B entertain (or try to) you with a bit of general nonsense because they're very busy releasing the Quester's Guide. And they're discussing their new show.

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"How did Brian become the voice of The Quester's Guide?" That's the most common question we're asked by listeners. So we've decided to let you hear for yourselves. 

During extensive auditions last year Brian came to read for us and it very quickly emerged that he was the only man for the job. 

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They said we couldn't do it... no, hang on. That's it, they said DON'T do it, PLEASE - but we did anyway. Here's how the idea came about for the Quester's Guide To Saving It. Just two writers, A I and too much time on their hands. Features material from the first 3 and previously unreleased shows that found their way straight onto the cutting room floor. But in this age of recycling and no waste - here you go. You're welcome.

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The quest is over. Time now for B & Jon to take stock and consider a bid from movie director, Peter Jeegson, who's interested in optioning The Quester’s Guide. And despite turning his nose up at the project to begin with, Brian's keen to get involved in any new venture, believing whatever it may be, his vocal skills are worthy of a role more upfront and centre. 

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The end. It's the end. Of the story that is, not of the podcast. The podcast will go on. It's the conclusion of the story, and we find out who wins the world: Grandolf or Phlardarse. Is Earth safe? Will we live happily ever after? Or will we all soon speak Pharsical and bow to a chubby despot? Well, tune in to find out.

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In this episode, the questers find out why less is more when it comes to singing. It looks like they may just win against Phlardy's army. Then someone unleashes the mighty sword, Glabberdong ...

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The questers have only just arrived in Brighton and the body count is already going up. So don't stand in their way or you'll get stabbed. Grumpy Grandolph! Their search for the key of Svert continues and they have a hot lead of where it can be found.

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The Pharse Hole is open and the coordinates are set for earth. But will King Phlardarse fit through the hole? Because he still hasn't lost any weight. Luckily, he's wearing his corset and compression pants. He's ready. But is he really? He's forgotten something. Thank goodness Scheiner is by his side.

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The showdown between Grandolf and Barbage is in full swing and the battle soon becomes quite epic, not. It's touch and go, not. Luckily, Grandolf is an expert at reading body language, not. Barbage has four boobs, yes she does, and they (the boobs, that is) seem to be the barometer for how well the fight is going for her, or not. And who ordered an Uber and why? All this, and much more, happens when you let A I have a go at writing.

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Well, it's showdown time. Can Grandolf and co defeat Barbage III and resume their quest to save the world? A big storm kicks up. It's so bad (the storm, that is) that Hilda and Brian decide to go home (whoever Hilda and Brian are). They really should have gone to Spain. Eh?

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The bus carrying the questers hangs precariously off the pier at Worthing. Will it fall into the sea (the bus, that is) and send our heroes to their certain death? Or can a little girl and her love for ice cream save them? And what's that dingy doing, rowing across the Channel from France? This episode is full of questions for which there are no sensible answers.

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The Questers are on the bus to Brighton, doing bus passenger things (like looking out of the window and kicking the seat in front), when all of a sudden ... Oh my God ... the worst thing of all worst things that could possibly happen on a bus happens. It might just be the end of the Quest.

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They may be in Bognor but that doesn't mean the end of the quest. Now they are here, they now have to go there: to Brighton. Because the Key of Svert is inside the Box of Zwock, which is inside the rock of Brighton, which is ... But how can a group of heroic questers get to Brighton? The most convenient mode of transport perhaps? But as we all know, public transport isn't what it's promised to be.

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