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Drink your juice (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)

Drink your juice (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)

By Greg Gorman
Parenting anecdotes, not advice. Because no one knows what they're doing , anyway.
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Rightfully Mine
Certain people (children) like to take things and people away from me. They think it's funny. They're clearly in the minority. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/06/08/rightfully-mine/
01:53
August 5, 2021
Men at Work
I thought a broken swing set could turn into a bonding session with my son. It did... sorta. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/05/26/men-at-work/
01:51
August 5, 2021
Film Lesson
Family time can involve a movie sometimes. Picking a movie can be an activity in itself. Me picking one can mean a painful activity for some of the children. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/05/18/film-lesson/
01:46
June 22, 2021
What Shall we Play?
I love playing with my children. Sometimes playing games with them involve a little negotiating  with them. Sometimes they take a hard-line stance. Sometimes trying to get them to play becomes the game itself. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2021/06/14/what-shall-we-play/
04:05
June 22, 2021
Dish Duty
What happens when you teach your children responsibility?
02:53
April 6, 2021
Home-fooling Around
I'm trying to help the children with their remote learning. I'm thinking they would rather I didn't. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/05/03/home-fooling-around/
02:38
March 24, 2021
Larry the Tree
We needed to take a tree down on out property, much to the chagrin of our child. She explained to us that trees provide oxygen for us. I'm not sure if she's forgiven us yet. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/04/27/larry-the-tree/
01:41
March 18, 2021
Kitty
Our cat patrols the property protecting all of us. Volume is low in the first few seconds. Sorry about that. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/04/20/kitty/
02:03
March 15, 2021
Shopping and Fun
I thought I could get some help from the teens. They thought we were having fun. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/04/13/shopping-and-fun/
03:14
March 15, 2021
A Morning in the Life
My mornings are spent waking children up multiple times. Getting them out of bed is the easy part of the day. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/03/30/a-morning-in-the-life/
03:50
March 13, 2021
Water Torture
Do you help your kids clean up or are you mean, too? This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/03/17/water-torture/
02:40
March 10, 2021
The Boy
Even when sleeping, the boy senses all that is around him. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/03/09/the-boy/
01:22
March 10, 2021
Math Problems
I would like the children to check their homework before putting it away. Here's one genius method. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/03/01/math-problems/
01:58
March 10, 2021
Dinner at Plymouth
One of our favorite trips didn't go exactly as planned one night. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/02/17/dinner-at-plymouth/
02:57
March 3, 2021
Where are my clothes?!
The children struggle with the laundry from time to time. I struggle with the laundry every time. Sorry about the audio. I'll see if I can fix that. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/02/03/69/
02:30
March 3, 2021
ˈdic-TIo-ˌna-ry
I thought I could help a child when they didn't know a word. I may have traumatized them for life. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/02/10/%cb%88dic-tio-%cb%8cna-ry/
02:37
March 1, 2021
The Afterschool Death March
I thought I could get some exercise and enjoy a nice afternoon with my daughter. My daughter thought her father loved her... This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/01/27/the-afterschool-death-march/ Twitter: @Greg_the_Brave Facebook: Drink Your Juice
03:05
February 28, 2021
Corona!
When Corona started and "Social Distancing" was starting to be a thing, wife and I did everything we could to keep our family safe. I'm sure the kids appreciated it. Follow me on Twitter @Greg_the_Brave This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/03/23/corona/
02:15
February 26, 2021
Out of the Old Ball Game
For all the Little League coaches out there, here's what happened when I tried to teach future All-Stars the basics of the game. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2020/01/24/out-of-the-old-ball-game/
01:41
February 26, 2021
The Valley Forge Death March
Any history buffs out there? Anyone think you're helping your kids out with a little fresh air and a history lesson? Anyone know a warm morning in the fall is actually worse than spending a winter with no shoes?
01:47
February 26, 2021
Come on in
Hi there. I'd like you to meet my family and find out about the cast of characters I'll be talking about here.
02:50
February 25, 2021
Teaching the Children
A story, in verse, of how I navigate the daily perils of homeschooling and manage to stay sane through it all. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://brave-daddy.com/2021/02/22/teaching-the-children/
01:58
February 24, 2021