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Guys Being Dudes

Guys Being Dudes

By Guys Being Dudes

Welcome to a podcast for the people by the people. A couple of bros just talking about nothing and everything, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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Ep. 98 Why is Ordering Pizza so Hard?

Guys Being DudesMay 20, 2023

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Ep. 98 Why is Ordering Pizza so Hard?

Ep. 98 Why is Ordering Pizza so Hard?

That was a fast 6 months.

May 20, 202348:46
Ep. 97 Do You Know The Muffin Man?

Ep. 97 Do You Know The Muffin Man?

We back, but not really. See you in 6 months.

Apr 30, 202301:08:48
Ep. 96 Shaking Off the Rust

Ep. 96 Shaking Off the Rust

Their money is your money as of right now

Oct 30, 202250:26
Ep. 95 Afraid of Heights? Gets Bullied

Ep. 95 Afraid of Heights? Gets Bullied

yuh aye who passes out on a Ferris wheel? Smh you just have to be there take a listen dude
Sep 29, 202201:03:19
Ep. 94 Straight Taint

Ep. 94 Straight Taint

2 in a row. Don't get excited

Sep 18, 202201:06:43
Ep. 93 He Swallowed A Spitball?

Ep. 93 He Swallowed A Spitball?

it gets quiet in the middle so turn it up.

Sep 12, 202201:06:47
Ep. 92 Clean Fun in Dirty Myrtle?

Ep. 92 Clean Fun in Dirty Myrtle?

if any of you got an extra Salt Life car window decal can you slide me one?

Jul 31, 202201:00:44
Ep. 91 Free puss? Not for GBD

Ep. 91 Free puss? Not for GBD

No thanks. We're good.

Jul 10, 202201:05:53
Ep. 90 Mike Myers gets in the Octagon

Ep. 90 Mike Myers gets in the Octagon

Does anyone remember those Spike tv commercials? It just can't be me.

Jun 28, 202255:50
Ep. 88 Cartoon Network Gave Us War Flashbacks

Ep. 88 Cartoon Network Gave Us War Flashbacks

The lost file 

Jun 07, 202201:11:39
Ep. 89 The Joker’s Stiff Waifu Pillow

Ep. 89 The Joker’s Stiff Waifu Pillow

The lady doth protest too much, methinks
May 31, 202201:07:23
Ep. 87 Which Guy Gives The Best Head

Ep. 87 Which Guy Gives The Best Head

It's a Home Alone Adult Parody Film. I don't know why it was so hard to figure out that.

May 16, 202259:25
Ep. 86 The Godfather Watches Hentai

Ep. 86 The Godfather Watches Hentai

Throwing Fits type ad read. This episode is slow to start but if you hang around it gets better at the end.

Apr 10, 202201:10:07
Ep. 85 Drinking "My Meat Ass"

Ep. 85 Drinking "My Meat Ass"

Some jokes write themselves. Other jokes are forced and beaten to death. 

Mar 27, 202201:17:40
Ep. 84 The Guys Name 5 Boroughs

Ep. 84 The Guys Name 5 Boroughs

The Carbone fanbase is dying RT if you're a real Carboner

Feb 21, 202201:12:34
Ep. 83 Slice of Life Warriors

Ep. 83 Slice of Life Warriors

Whatever man.

Go listen to Ditch Leauge Fantsty Pod and Becoming Debt Free with Andrew T

Feb 13, 202201:10:17
Ep. 82 The Guys Shoot Dice on New Years

Ep. 82 The Guys Shoot Dice on New Years

Happy Lunar New Year. Go listen to Ditch League Fantasy Pod
Feb 06, 202201:12:48
Ep. 81 The Guys are Coming Up

Ep. 81 The Guys are Coming Up

We're parodying a radio show. Get it? Comment below who you think is the Bone-Man and who is the Wizard.

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Jan 30, 202201:10:37
Ep. 80 Men Be Gossiping
Dec 19, 202152:45
Ep. 79 Podcast Ties

Ep. 79 Podcast Ties

Thumb in that

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Nov 21, 202101:24:11
Ep. 78 Activia for the Activation

Ep. 78 Activia for the Activation

Time to feed the beast. You know the mf drill

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Oct 17, 202101:34:19
Ep. 77 Yes I Was Wrong So What

Ep. 77 Yes I Was Wrong So What

It's Trenton, NJ, and Phylicia Rashad. Got it 

Oct 10, 202101:14:34
Ep. 76 It's Danimals

Ep. 76 It's Danimals

Let play that game: What's That Sound? Write in the correct answer and you can be this week's big winner.

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Oct 03, 202101:19:04
Ep. 75 Jimmy Buffett Sex Jams

Ep. 75 Jimmy Buffett Sex Jams

Man, whatever

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Aug 12, 202101:03:10
Ep. 74 The Pod Virgin

Ep. 74 The Pod Virgin

Pumped and dumped for the first time

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Jul 11, 202101:01:51
Ep. 73 Marinate Yourself In It

Ep. 73 Marinate Yourself In It

Laying down or standing up. Either or you know who you are.

Jun 28, 202101:18:07
Ep. 72 Quickie with the Boys

Ep. 72 Quickie with the Boys

In & out with tactical precision. S/O Matu for the beat.

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Jun 06, 202138:18
Ep. 71 Shrek is Love GBD is Life

Ep. 71 Shrek is Love GBD is Life

We got ad money now.

May 09, 202101:11:48
Ep. 70 Life’s a Trip

Ep. 70 Life’s a Trip

Life is like this podcast you’re probably not going to enjoy it.
Apr 18, 202101:16:29
Ep. 69 Sheesh

Ep. 69 Sheesh

We back. TF you think was gonna happen?

Apr 11, 202101:33:18
Ep. 68 New Year Same Podcast

Ep. 68 New Year Same Podcast

This week Donovan and Anthony get comfy and hangout in Anthony's parent's basement. Topics discussed the embarrassment that took place at the capitol building, getting h-ed up when talking about only fans, and youtube videos that are burned into our brains. 

Jan 19, 202101:14:13
Ep. 67 Go Podcast on the Mountain

Ep. 67 Go Podcast on the Mountain

This week the final episode of 2020, the boys are joined by Sukhi and Fabrizzio. The four chop up who has the highest emotional intelligence, mixing red wine and Dr. Pepper, and ripping a smelling salt while hiking.

Dec 31, 202001:58:01
Ep. 66 Double Sukhi Back to Back

Ep. 66 Double Sukhi Back to Back

This week we're back with Sukhi again, talking about movies that case personal nostalgia, and general nonsense that ensues.

Dec 23, 202001:03:22
Ep. 65 The Good. The Bad. The Sukhi

Ep. 65 The Good. The Bad. The Sukhi

This week Sukhi joins the show and this week the boys are breaking down Space Force, the act of gift-giving, and the much anticipated Spotify Wrapped 2020 - Year in Review. We also roast Tina early in the show (I'm too lazy to timestamp listen and find out).

Dec 14, 202001:10:17
Ep. 64 Rawr XD

Ep. 64 Rawr XD

This week Anthony, Donovan, and Kelvin breakdown a terrible laugh, scene/emo fashion/emoticons, and discuss the vine god himself, Nick Colletti. The emoticon :3 is what brought this podcast to tears.

Dec 02, 202001:47:04
Ep. 63 Magic in the Bedroom

Ep. 63 Magic in the Bedroom

This week we record in DK's bedroom. 3 dudes, + 1 bedroom = an unforgetable night.

Nov 23, 202002:21:59
Ep. 62 Four Banger

Ep. 62 Four Banger

It's a four-person podcast. Kelvin, Umar, Donovan, and Anthony chop it up on the brand new microphones. The boys get better at using the soundboard, and they even get a space heater. Topics of discussion: rice purity test, we ask is Donovan "daddy" and much more.

Nov 08, 202001:38:43
Ep. 61 Basement Boys

Ep. 61 Basement Boys

This week it is Anthony and Donovan in Anthony's parent's basement. They got a new soundboard, and play all sorts of wacky and zany sounds. This week they talk about simping, Halloween, and other stuff you'll just have to tune in for. 

Nov 03, 202001:37:40
Ep. 60 Donovan Leaves the Podcast

Ep. 60 Donovan Leaves the Podcast

Donovan straight leaves the podcast mid-episode. What leads to this decision? What was said that made Donovan leave? Why am I asking you?  Hopefully, Donovan will come back. Hopefully. Maybe. We'll see. Also, Umar and Kelvin are in this episode too.

Oct 25, 202001:55:52
Ep. 59 Debauchery Ensued

Ep. 59 Debauchery Ensued

Donovan and Kelvin debrief Anthony about the madness that was H2Oi. They also eat snacks from 99 Ranch Market m and they talk about whatever dumb stuff that people in their 20s talk about.

Oct 13, 202001:24:40
Ep. 58 Potassium Overload

Ep. 58 Potassium Overload

This week we got 4 fellas on the microphones. Donovan, Anthony, Kelvin, and newcomer Umar. Anthony has a bum mic, you the listener might not hear him so well. These fellas talk about the upcoming H2Oi event and the hot boy debauchery that will take place in Ocean City, MD. Other conversation topics I forgot about please don't fire me- Bertrand.

Sep 27, 202001:47:17
Ep. 57 The Dudes Go Full Karen

Ep. 57 The Dudes Go Full Karen

What up? This week's episode is lite Anthony as he steps away to deal with customer support. Kelvin is back and he and Donovon chop up most of the show. Enjoy as the boys talk food, customer support, and other topics.

Sep 21, 202001:18:15
Ep. 56 The Vino is Calling the Shots

Ep. 56 The Vino is Calling the Shots

This week Donovan and Anthony are joined by the homie Kelvin. These boys chop up gender reveal parties, the most dangerous animal on Earth, and tight neighborly activities. Anthony drinks half a bottle of Moscato and you the listener can hear when the wine takes over. 

Sep 17, 202002:52:14
Ep. 55 It Tastes Like Meatloaf

Ep. 55 It Tastes Like Meatloaf

Anthony and Donovan are joined by Fabrizzio and gee wiz these boys are up to something. The fellas get risque in the garage talking all sorts of mess, and booty chatter. Jump in fellow listeners. 

Sep 06, 202001:39:27
Ep. 54 Couch Talk

Ep. 54 Couch Talk

What up dudes? In this pod, we got a mixed bag of topics for you. The MF boys get in their bag and tackle sitcoms, studying in college, weed culture, canceled celebs, TikTok, what's wrong with BuzzFeed, and much much more. So sit back tune in and get lost in the conversation with us. As always we have Dude of the Week and Woah there Guy. 

Aug 24, 202001:16:12
Ep. 53 Donovan is Banished

Ep. 53 Donovan is Banished

Yo, what up dudes? This week we're back with the homie Kelvin. Anthony pulls a rookie move and you can hear him freak out over it. Firstly we all get in our bag about cars. Then Donovan grills up some beef, and we all chop it up. Turned that beef into a cheesesteak the way we grill and chop it up. You know the drill.

Aug 09, 202002:12:30
Ep. 52 The Best Selling Author

Ep. 52 The Best Selling Author

Holy smokes folks we made it to a year of podcasting. This week we got a doozy for the listeners. We are joined by returning guest Khoa, and we also have esteemed author Abu Rafique. Abu is four-time published author books that are as follows. "Leave the Rice on the Windowsill," "Let's Go Wandering," and "The Other Side of it All." "Poetry Fueled by Sleep Deprivation." All of us chop up crappy jobs, sticky situations, there's even a sneak peek of Abu's new book. Give it a listen and give our boys Khoa and Abu a follow. Go buy one of Abu's books bitch. 

Aug 01, 202003:12:12
Ep. 51 Rise of the Armed Minority

Ep. 51 Rise of the Armed Minority

We're joined this week a guest/friend Khoa as he chops up his business/brand The Armed Minority. We're talking 2nd Amendment, Bezos/Zuckerberg, and general banter. If you live in the DMV and are looking to take any firearm classes hit up our boy Khoa @the_armed_minority on IG.

Jul 24, 202002:12:26
Ep. 50 It was an Entanglement

Ep. 50 It was an Entanglement

We're back and this week Donovan tries an MRE, and Anthony bought an expensive jump rope. We chop up getting caught jerking it, how gross PDA is, and is Will Smith less than ideal entanglement.

Jul 14, 202001:38:27
Ep. 49 The Glizzy Gladiators

Ep. 49 The Glizzy Gladiators

We're back recording the comfort of a chilly basement, with an eager dog who just wants to play fetch. We're talking Ghislaine Maxwell going to jail, Kanye running for president, and of course, we had to mention Glizzy Gate. Get your throat ready to gobble this extendo glick of an episode.

Jul 10, 202001:02:05