Hallmark Hall of Shame

Two extremely charming former WB stars meet in "Chicago" and bless us with their natural, low-key chemistry. (And because we never say it in this episode, welcome to Hallmark Hall of Shame, we're Janet and Alaina.)

It's Hallmark season once again! Alaina and Janet dive into a giant mug of hot chocolate, where they meet the cutest child to ever live.

We've waited 12 long months to find out where Ben and Cara from One Winter Weekend are now, and the answer is they're still in that blasted hotel library.

Before we left for the holidays, we recorded one last Christmas movie, in which a sheriff in tight sweaters does some wood-carving and possibly some murder.

In this week's movie, a young tech CEO invents an app for single women looking to meet mansplainers.

Janet and Alaina are depressed and a little mad about the Hallmark Hall of Fame production Christmas Everlasting.

Alaina and Janet are shocked and delighted to watch a movie in which the city boy doesn't get dumped (sort of).

Two rival tv producers travel from LA to Vermont to reunite a family and demonstrate how bad they are at their jobs. Janet and Alaina are on a real journey of their own with Chad Michael Murray.

We're back! And we're kicking off the Christmas movie season with a movie that half tries to be an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.

You watched their royal wedding, now you're ready to find out how (Lifetime thinks) they got there.

This week we are joined by an actual Belgian princess to discuss a fictional Cambrian prince!

Two strangers - a cat lover and a dog lover - book the same beach house and are forced to stay there together. Luckily, they both love terrible music.

Loretta is an event planner in L.A. who returns home to Louisiana for a weekend of hiking, fishing, and her ex-boyfriend's whining.

Is it ok to ghost your boss if he's a king? Do all royal men have to have long hair? We get into it.

This week we celebrate History Days! with two characters who purport to have known each other for years. We have doubts.

A hot veterinarian starts trolling the relationship columnist who advised his ex-girlfriend to dump him and then, unbeknownst to either of them, they start dating in real life.

The future Mrs. Prince Harry once starred in a Hallmark movie about not being able to find a great guy. So relatable!

Can the mild-mannered producer of a cooking show and a bad boy chef learn to work together and maybe more? The answer will not surprise you.

Chloe goes home to her father's Oregon winery to try to stop him from selling out to the big New York company, but a mysterious handyman has other plans.

A former pro skier, Kat, is asked to coach a younger skier, named Anna, but Anna's single dad is looking pretty good too.

Two fun single gals go away for a snowboarding weekend, only to learn that they have to share a cabin with two fun single guys.

A bookstore owner and a professional hockey player team up to give each other free PR...and a whole lot more.

We kick off Hallmark's Winterfest with Love on the Slopes, a tale of serious relationships handled with utmost nonchalance. Then join us for the afterparty at our favorite cowboy bar, Tassels.

The owner of a mountain lodge tries to sabotage a real estate developer who is in town to buy her out. He looks like Fred Savage.

Rudy Voit performs improv in Chicago with Laugh Out Loud Theatre, Comedy Sportz, and The Playground Theatre. He also does a children's show called Hogwash every Saturday Morning at Bughouse Theatre. He enjoys recliners, sweaters, seasonal things, and being cozy. You can find him on Instagram @rudaydayday and on Facebook. No Twitter, because he tends to be very long winded.

A widower and his daughter are trapped in a small town, and they like it!

Kiley is a writer from Boston living in Chicago, and can be seen at The Annoyance in Trigger Happy or at IO in Glass Basement! Follow her on Twitter @Kileyfitzgerald and Instagram @KileyFitz

Twin sisters Kris and Kate (both played by D.J. Tanner) switch lives for a week. Will planning each other's Christmas parties be the key to their lifelong happiness?

A former war correspondent who now writes about interiors boards a train from Washington D.C. to L.A., only to find a woman from his past is a fellow passenger.

Kris Simmons is a stand-up comedian who's performed at such festivals as the Chicago Nerd Comedy Fest and Hell Yes Fest New Orleans. She is also a medical copy editor who has worked on such things as JAMA Psychiatry and Kidney Week.

She likes to be nurturing on Twitter @krissimmons

Laura Trudeau returns to her hometown of Rosemont, Utah to remodel a derelict ski lodge in an unreasonable amount of time. What she also has time for is hijinks.

Mary Kate Miller isa Chicago-based writer and comedian. You can find her on twitter and Instagram @MKnotfunny

Holly, a.k.a. Miss Christmas, travels to a small Wisconsin town to steal a beloved tree away from a nice family. But will they steal her heart?

Jay Gish performs onstage at Laugh Out Loud Theaters, produces animation at bindledog.com, and tweets his frustrations at @yojoemusical.

Law school grad Emma sets out to save her hometown's annual ice sculpture competition, and ends up chipping away at her dreams.

Bridal boutique owner Maddie has to plan a Christmas wedding in two weeks, and it turns out the bride's brother is famous actor Johnny Blake! Will he be the star of her love story?

New York City wedding planner Sarah Bloom returns to her hometown to plan a wedding on her first love's farm. But what's that growing in her own heart?

In Love Blossoms, a legendary perfumer's daughter tries to sniff out her own path in life.