Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"
By The Secret Professor
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Join the High Priest of Oilers Magic, The Secret Professor, and a veritable ***cavalcade*** of guests as they talk about The Coolest Team in Sports!!!
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Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"Jan 12, 2022
Take a Break
An unrequested radio show demo tape
Remember The Glass Replicants
This episode resulted in a 10 XP Bonus (for a 3 day Pod Streak) for the Secret Professor
- Replicant
The Time Equicurvature Funnel Museum, Or, Edmonton AB
We learn of a major change in the podcast cast, with a Scottish Legend (?!? who???) soon joining the team.
215 - Lieutenant Commander Knoblauch, Reporting for Duty, Sir
In partnership with the proto-Norman forces, I was able to track down the High Priest of Oilers Magic on the coast of Brittany (AD 635), where he has been running a bed and breakfast as part of the Pythagorean Protection Program.
In this short interview-by-ambush, we discuss the new coach, the game against Vegas tomorrow, and much more, before I sadly had to return to the present time.
The Penultimate Strategy Session at a Station No Longer With Us
RIP 1260
Long Live 1440
The Bitter, Beautiful Summer
We check in after another season.
After After
What can one say...
Before Six
The mission sits on the edge of a knife...
214 - Playing Hockey for the King of Prussia
On the day before a huge game 5, we struggle to understand. Today, we move forward.
Bonus: Live Coverage of NHL Dept. of Player Endangerment Presser
We are here for a purpose...
213 - Game of Threes
After a lackluster Game 3 we discuss the state of the series with the High Priest
Another Spin
When steeling our spirits for the second round against the Vegas Golden Knights... music is the thing
212 - The Hyman Chronicles
We check in with the High Priest as we anticipate a huge Game 6
Three to Two
To win sport's ultimate prize, you must win 4 rounds - defeating 4 "fiends" if you will.
The Oilers now have the first fiend at low health...
Second Intermission
Game 4 tomorrow will complete us, or devastate.
Hold your arms upright, like Moses leading the tribes of Israel to the promised land.
Please believe.
211 - The Delicate Art of Diving
The High Priest calls in from his conference with the spirit-guides in Wilkes-Barre to discuss a scandalous game three.
Can You Speak To the Specialty of Inebriated Podcasting, Going Into Game 3?
Hold onto your hats and whatever else, the rollercoaster continues. Avoid entirely or surrender to it's deadly climbs. Live in the now, maaaan.
Intermission
What a lovely interlude...
After One
I'm bad at Game Ones...
The Spirit of the Playoffs
With thanks to Gilberto
209 - Run With Us
I screamed when Bouchard got on the board
Second Experimental Hybrid Bio/Audio-Synthetic Super Monster Show
(Recorded post-Boston game, mostly)
The Macabre Experiment
Special scientific hybrid mixture
210 - Paying the Cost
We check in as a depleted lineup stands tall, winning 4 of 5 and giving us all something to cheer about vs MTL
208 - What a Difference a Goal Makes
The Professor recaps one of the sweetest come-backs in a while, and The Quickening's potential effects on the injured reserve list
207 - Early Season Affect Disorder
Listen to my pithy plea
206 - Return of the High
Post LA game we check in with the High Priest (via spotty astral plane connection) as we approach the quarter-mark of the young season
205 - Bitter Carolina
We check in with the Deacon of Donuts after a bitter loss in Carolina after 3 in 4.
204 - Bolts of Lightning
Intense, and then scary game, this one was.
203 - Hell's Kitchen: New Jersey
While the chefs of the Edmonton Oilers had a strong showing, the New Jersey Devils ultimately won the final prize last night.
Not the end of the world. A chef's passion never dies!
202 - Take My Breath Away
About as fun a Tuesday as one could have
201 - Preludes to Heroism
Holding off the Visigoths...
200 - The Cosmic Consequences of the Battle of Alberta???
For our 200th episode, we have a special cosmic caller - the Crab Nebula.
199 - Worst Officiating In the History of Sports or, An Insult to Sense-Perception Itself
It's a big mess. Time to face facts.
198 - Puck Drop Songs from THE FUTURE
As we settle in prior to the start of the regular season tomorrow night, we discuss songs, sages, and scandal.
197 - Akin to Swagger
We check in with the High Priest as we ease into training camp
196 - The Emotional Ride of Free Agency
That was a free agency day, was it not? Are you not entertained?
195 - All Batman Villains Love NIN
We don't preview the draft. We just want that much to be clear.
194 - More Ups Than Downs On The Road To the Penultimate
It was a great season, can't lie about that.
193 - But What is La Bamba About?
With the Oilers headed to Denver to face The Avs in the Western Conference Final, we check in on all things holy and sacred with your favorite zealot, The High Priest of Oilers Magic
192 - How to Sing La Bamba In Case You Wanted To Know (You Do)
Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere
191 - The Woodcroft Way
The Flames seem out of sorts after surrendering a 2-1 series lead to the Oilers... will we see Calgary play as we expected? If so, this is still a series. We delve into that and more with the High Priest of Oilers magic
190 - Counterpunching
1-1 and back to home ice...
189 - Second Round (And Feeling Fine Before the Storm)
We check in with Oilers magic prior to the start of perhaps the biggest playoff series in a looooooong time, lovelies.
Keep the esprit de corps strong, and don't freak out.
it's gonna be big.
188 - Steady Going Into Game Seven
Keep the faith, lovelies. And hold on.
187 - Predictions of Faith: Do Or Die on the 187
It's do or die time for the Oilers, and the High Priest has lofty hopes for the next two games. We delve into the story for Game 6 and so much more on tonight's spine-tingling episode.
186 - Encounter in California
We seek answers after the Kings tie the series up 2-2.
185 - Words & Feelings
With the Oilers up 2-1 and the LA Kings ostensibly at their wits end, we discuss the state of the world with the first round in full swing.
184 - Royalism Routed
Ask yourself: what has a King or Queen done for you lately? Is it finally time to turn the page on this historical abomination?
The people of Los Angeles call for representative governance, and with their 6-0 victory tonight, the Oilers forces are about to bear down on that great metropolis, crying out "Freedom! Freedom", carrying the hopes of a generation with them.
We delve into all the psychic consequences with the High Priest of Oilers Magic.
183 - The Adjustment Bureau, or, Scenes From a Hockey Marriage
As seems to happen each year, the Secret Professor and High Priest's different approaches to grief (of which there is much after the Game 1 loss to the Kings) threaten to tear our hockey marriage asunder.
We struggle to find common ground, like drowning sailors clutching at the deathly, deceiving grasps of the twisted sirens of old, wondering what fruit our mortal hopes might truly bear.
The next 48 is gonna be brutal, lovelies.