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Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

By Hannahlyze This
Hannahs discuss life, love, and the pursuit of happiness in this self-help podcast that just can’t help itself. Each week the two Hannahs tackle tough topics head-on, and provide the listeners with hysterical, strange and candid feedback about their experiences. With expert guests to keep them on track, this podcast is what happens when real friends, face their real problems and take on the challenge of change.
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(un)Busting Pop Psychology Myths
Firstly, we are 100% pro-science. Secondly, let’s have some fun. We’re examining seven pop psychology findings that were later debunked in more rigorous clinical trials. But how do we FEEL about each of them? And what can we learn about ourselves by examining those feelings? The Hannahs are on the case! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
46:48
June 26, 2022
What is a Sound Bath? Ft. Dr. Mariel Buqué
Have you ever taken a yoga class that ended with a singing bowl? Did it make you feel a certain kind of way? There’s a reason for that! In today’s episode, Hannah Hart and Dr. Mariel Buqué explore the ways sound medicine can be incorporated into your everyday life and/or your healing journey to help regulate your body’s responses to stress. Thanks so much to Dr. Mariel Buqué for lending us her expertise and her extremely soothing voice for this episode. You can find more at her website www.drmarielbuque.com, YouTube @DrMarielBuqué (her "Break the Cycle" podcast is great!), and Instagram @dr.marielbuque. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/hannahlyzethis! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
57:56
June 19, 2022
I've Been Really Happy Lately
Step back, Stefon! This episode has it all: movies, TV, PRIDE, pirates, beautiful revelations of hopes and dreams, that thing where something falls off the wall and it sounds like a cymbal… Let us know if you agree with Hannah Gelb and it’s the best episode we’ve ever done. Happiness is a watch? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:44
June 12, 2022
One Primate to Another ft. Alan Godshaw
Alan Godshaw might be best described as a martial artist turned philosopher turned martial artist turned artist turned martial artist. Humble to a fault, his 38 years of training have earned him a Roku Dan Black Belt in Shotokan Karate and made him a world class sensei, but he’s currently more excited about his Blue Belt in Brazilian Jujitsu. Enjoy as he and Hannah Hart explore the upsides and downsides of martial arts—and the cultures that surround them. If you have more questions for Alan or would like to book a private lesson, feel free to visit alangodshaw.com. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
45:24
June 05, 2022
Swimming Shirtless is for Everyone ft. Ella Hart
Here comes the briiiide, all dressed in… WISE. Our most beloved recurring podcast guest is back in the mix this week. Ella Hart joins Hannah Hart for a good old fashioned self esteem review with side discussions of boundaries, family, and learning to fail. Feel the wisdom coursing through you as you power up into your best self! Get your Harto plushie at bit.ly/hartopiaplush and do it fast! They’re available for an extremely limited time. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
34:43
May 29, 2022
Stoics! Poets! ...and wouldnt-ya-know-its
It's getting ancient up in here. Turns out, people have been giving each other self-help advice forever. This week, the Hannahs are learning five tenets of stoicism to get to the bottom of the philosophy that has maintained humanity's attention for millennia. Let's find out if our preconceived notions about stoicism line up with the facts! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
48:53
May 08, 2022
Texts, Sex, and What Comes Next!
The Hannahs are grown! They are SENSUAL BEINGS and it’s high time you knew about all that. On this week’s mildly spicy episode, we dig into the truly baffling textual communications of horned up man-children and instances in which the therapist should definitely have known better. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month. CW: This episode is about sex. It also mentions the existence of traumatizing sex and includes some discussion thereof. 
36:14
May 01, 2022
Journey to Journalism (ft. Cerise Castle!)
This week, we’re talking with Cerise Castle, the reporter who brought us the 15 part series on the history of deputy gangs in the LA County Sheriff’s Department. We wanted to get to know the amazing young journalist behind this investigation. She has been on a journey, to say the least! If you’d like to learn more, please read the series at lasdgangs.com, watch the livestream of the forum for candidates running for LA County Sheriff on April 25 on YouTube or Twitch, and follow Cerise on Instagram @yourmajestcee and Twitter @cerisecastle. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month. CW: This episode includes references to police brutality, but does not include graphic details.
46:18
April 24, 2022
"Oh Wow! I Need Professional Help" - Unlocking The BEAR Cycle
It’s a beautiful day for a new tool. If you haven’t encountered the BEAR Cycle before, you'll be happy to learn that it applies to everyone! BEAR stands for Belief, Emotion, Action, Result. You can already see the cycle, I can feel it! Join the Hannahs for an explainer and a little self-love moment of affirmations to change those negative beliefs about ourselves that can cycle into unhelpful results. Let’s get Hannahlyzed! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:55
April 17, 2022
Connecting the Community Dots (ft. Hugo Soto-Martinez!)
How often do you connect the dots between personal problems and societal problems? All the time? That’s what we thought! And that’s why we’re talking policy on the pod today. Hugo Soto-Martinez is an activist and organizer who turned his passion for justice into a political career. A huge part of his platform is housing justice, and we’re excited to discuss what he thinks could change in LA, where the unhoused population has been growing, and people are frequently left to solve their own housing problems without support, options, or resources.  Learn more about Hugo at hugo2022.com, follow him @hugoforcd13 on all platforms, and don’t forget to look up your own local candidates! Local races determine what happens on the ground in your neighborhood, so getting involved can make a huge difference. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
49:15
April 10, 2022
5 Keys to Caregiver Survival (ft. Dr. Cheryl Woodson!)
The delightful Dr. Cheryl Woodson is back! (You can find her first Hannahlyze This! episode here, if you missed it.) We’re going over her 5 Keys to Caregiver Survival. If you know a caregiver, are a caregiver, or think you might become a caregiver as your family members age, this is the episode for you. Stay alert and remember to fill your cups before you pour from them! You can reach Dr. Cheryl Woodson at her website, on Instagram, or on Facebook. You can find her books at amazon.com. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:24
April 03, 2022
This Is Humaning: STEM Stress (ft. Dr. Samantha Davis!)
Whether we opt out earlier or stay in the academic track for the long haul, all of us spend time in school. It’s a major source of stress, confusion, and negative self-image for many. This week, we’re reflecting on the relationship between mental health and school with one of the most schooled people we know! Please enjoy this episode with Dr. Samantha Davis as we air out some of those feelings about a lifetime of struggling through school. Please visit sciall.org to get in on the Science for All game with Dr. Sammy or contact her at contact@sammydavis.net. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
59:22
March 27, 2022
The Wheel of Life
We're reaching back in time to look at the self-help tools brought to us by The Greatest Generation! Zig Ziglar is a guy we've never heard of, but apparently he was a big name in self-help before our time. This week, we take a look at one of his worksheets, The Wheel of Life! Join us for this fun and frequently confusing visit to what feels like an alternate dimension. Wear your church clothes for more points! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:34
March 20, 2022
Love Is Blind; Alternate Reality TV!
The simulacrum of human behavior that is reality TV has us processing our feelings out loud again. "Love Is Blind" has taken over the Hannahlyze This! airwaves! Can we figure out exactly what's happening here? Is the viewer supposed to be experiencing pain or pleasure? We also discuss a few details from early episodes of Season 2, so be warned if you are trying to avoid spoilers. Let's get into it. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month. CW: this episode contains very brief mentions of SA and suicide
37:46
March 13, 2022
Chronotypes: Wriggling Through by Subtle Maneuvers
EEE EEE eeee EE E E E EEEE EEEE eeeee! AwooooOOOOOO000000oooooooo! Greetings from the Dolphin and the Wolf. This episode is all about Chronotypes. Let’s try to learn about our body’s natural temporal rhythms and find out why this is all the rage on morning TV programs. Maybe the real treasure will be the frenemies we make along the way. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
50:00
March 06, 2022
Toxic Masculinity with (Non-Toxic) Hannibal Deiz
It’s time to ask society, “Why are you the way you are?” and get a headlock + noogie combo instead of an answer. We’re talking to our friend Hannibal about his everyday experience as a cis het man, and what toxic masculinity has meant to him, both before and after he became aware of its existence. Catch more of Hannibal’s very good brain exports on American Scandal! Stick around after the episode ends for a sneak peek at this month's bonus podcast episode on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:05:44
February 27, 2022
Too Afraid To Ask... Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ft. Valerie Harvey!)
We are so lucky to have Valerie Harvey on the pod this week. She is an extremely talented MUA who expanded her work to the DEI field in 2020 to help people navigate their growing awareness of racism, sexism, homophobia, and all of the -isms that keep us from seeing each another as fellow human beings. In this episode, she shares her personal experience as well as wisdom about the motivating factors that uphold these -isms, and ways we can use disagreements as an opportunity to call people in rather than call them out. Please visit Society of Allies to learn more or to book Val for DEI sessions. Visit Mohawk Makeup if you are in the market for an MUA or would just love to see her beautiful work. Follow both on Instagram @societyofallies and @mohawkmakeup! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:06:13
February 20, 2022
Four Year Anniversary Extravaganza
Happy birthday to us! It’s our fourth anniversary, and we’re gunning for four more. Join us for a guessing game featuring snippets from our most popular episodes from the last four years, and let us know if you have a different favorite! Here’s to Season 5 of Hannahlyze This! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:59
February 13, 2022
How to Make a Happy Home (ft. Linda and Drew Scott!)
Every house is gingerbread, and we’re taking manageable bites! These three cuties are talking relationships, houses, and those tiny things you do just for yourself that make all the difference. Check out Drew and Linda’s podcast At Home where they host fascinating guests and give a masterclass in charm every week! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:39
February 06, 2022
TV Is My Second-Best Friend
Are you like us? Has TV been responsible for some large portion of your emotional support system over the last two years? Don’t be afraid to say yes; they literally told us to change our socializing behaviors to avoid dying, so if you embraced TV like an old friend, you are in good company. This week, the Hannahs are AMPED to share their favorite media with you, all of which is relevant to their self-help endgame. Please enjoy discussions of The Witcher, Arcane, and Encanto, and let us know if you also stan Henry Cavill’s butt or any other parts of these fictional worlds! **This episode does not contain any descriptions of violence, please note before watching Arcane that it features pervasive violence, some gore, violence to animals, and scenes of self harm that may be upsetting to some viewers.** Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
34:01
January 30, 2022
The Lady Is a Champ
Have you been wondering where your friendly neighborhood Hannah Hart has been for the last few weeks? She’s been taking care of the world’s most beloved nekkid kitty cat: Lady! Today’s episode has all the (sometimes) gory details of Lady’s trips to the emergency room at the beginning of the month, the ongoing saga of her recovery, and the life lessons we’ve learned along the way. As Gelby says, thoughts and prayers for Lady! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
42:28
January 23, 2022
How to Age with Excellence (ft. Dr. Cheryl Woodson!)
We’re so happy to have Dr. Cheryl Woodson as a guest on the podcast! She is a geriatrician-turned-author, and her wisdom resonates with us as we prepare for our parents' elderly years. We had lofty goals of having a linear conversation about the relationship between aging, caregiving, and mental health, but Dr. Woodson is so engaging and multifaceted that we had a conversation that included many more topics as well. Soak up some great tips and encouragement as you listen, and please check out her books to learn more: To Survive Caregiving, The Doctor is IN, and Dear Lauren, Love Mom. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
43:52
January 16, 2022
Resolution Revolution
Happy new year! Whether you’re a fan of resolutions or you think they’re pop culture hooey, there’s something for you in today’s episode. Hannah Gelb gets back in the resolution game after many years on the bench. Let’s talk about moving the needle of our lives, Earbuds! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
23:58
January 09, 2022
Getting a Win Against Anger (Bonus Episode)
This bonus episode was cut from the "Big Gelb Energy" episode for time, but it's a perfect example of self-help in action! You can enjoy more (ad-free) bonuses like this by joining our Patreon. What a week! It’s the start of a new year, and your list is already full. Whether you’re on a hair trigger because you’re just exhausted, or because your family knows exactly how to push your buttons, or because your work deadlines found you before you were ready… if you’re feeling angry, take a few minutes to commiserate with the Hannahs. A few minutes of introspection might release you from the whims of your own emotions, and what could be better than having control over how you feel? Wishing you best of luck in this new year. It’s full of possibility; don’t miss the good things! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
15:15
January 02, 2022
Making Mouth Music
As the year winds down, the young Hannahs' fancy turns to music. A podcast of such emotional weight should have a theme song to match! Join them for an occasionally chaotic and always creative exploration of sound, as they attempt to distill the essence of Hannahlyze This! We're all eagerly awaiting eventual foray into anime as well... It's only a matter of time, with theme song aspirations like this! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:16
December 26, 2021
"plz dont die this christmas" - Holiday Mental Health During a Global Pandemic
For the last two years, the holiday season has been unusual, to say the least. For many people in 2020, it was difficult because they weren’t able to see their families. For many people in 2021, it's difficult because they are expected to see their families. And of course, even in the most average of years, the holidays are a source of strife for more people than you would expect. So if they’re getting you down, take a listen to this episode that will encourage you to lie to protect yourself, spray people in the face, and embrace the sanctuary of the bathroom, among other mental health tips for this trying time. Please note that some regional policy information mentioned in this episode may be out of date; the Hannahs were referencing an article published in 2020. For up to date information on the COVID-19 policies in your state, please visit the CDC’s state health department directory.  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
45:22
December 19, 2021
Big Gelb Energy
If you’re an Earbud from way back or a more recent member of our little family, you are probably more than aware that Hannah Gelb’s relationship with her job is not a happy one. On today’s episode, our two Hannahs explore the latest (very exciting) news in that saga, and it is a major cause for celebration. We hope you find it inspiring if you’re also working on running toward your dreams! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
50:32
December 12, 2021
Does My Mental Illness Make Me ME? Ft. Jenny Lawson
We are so thrilled to welcome the one and only Bloggess, Jenny Lawson, to Hannahlyze This! This celebrated author is warm, insightful, and funny, as you probably already know. Get into it with Hannah Hart and Jenny as they talk Covid, ketamine, core identity, cults, community, caretaking, kids, and cat time. Be sure to check out Broken (in the best possible way) and Jenny’s coloring book, You Are Here for more of her lovely thoughts. P.S. You can vote for Broken in the Goodreads Choice Awards! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
58:20
December 05, 2021
How Do We Know Who to Trust? (Extended)
Happy Holidays, Earbuds! The hap-happiest time of the year for some is also the stress-stressiest time of the year for others! Please enjoy the extended cut of Hannah Hart's recent video about trust and remember to treat yourself with kindness as you move through this season and into the new year. Trust yourself! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
20:31
November 28, 2021
Radical Acceptance ft. Ella Hart!
COWABUNGA! It’s the most tubular type of acceptance! Ella Hart joins Hannah Gelb to discuss how practicing Radical Acceptance has been a source of growth for Ella, as well as example scenarios in which this practice might (or might not) be useful. They also review some relevant thought patterns and coping strategies as they delve a bit deeper into this topic. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:50
November 22, 2021
Grasping at Spoons
Christine Miserandino’s brilliant metaphor that we now know as Spoon Theory has staying power because it makes intangible and subjective concepts more accessible, both to those who are chronically ill and their broader communities. Read her original story here to learn more. On today’s episode, Hannah Hart reflects on the way Spoon Theory has influenced her own relationship with illness, energy levels, and external expectations. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
13:59
November 14, 2021
Attachment: Is It Just a Theory?
Do you know your attachment style? Learning about attachment styles can help us contextualize the way we form and maintain relationships. In this episode, the Hannahs explore the spectrum of attachment and discuss their own attachment styles, getting very real in the process. Determining your own attachment style may open an unexpected can of worms, so proceed with caution if you decide to join us on this journey. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
53:21
November 07, 2021
Halloween This!
Is indulging in your love of Halloween your favorite form of self care? This is the episode for you! Join our two favorite Hannahs for some psychotropic investigations, Halloween revelations, and—as always—entertaining conversations! Thanks for bearing with us during the portions when Hannah Gelb’s microphone was possessed by a poltergeist who loves self help… or Fiona was on the scene. Seems like Jack (the King of Hell) was throwing some extra-spooky audio hauntings our way! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
42:44
October 31, 2021
Body Talk with Hannah Hart
Insecurity: we’ve all been there. Emphasizing body acceptance while also making regular exercise an important goal for our physical and mental health: maybe we’ve all been there as well. On today’s episode, Hannah Hart gets into her own feelings about and strategies for relating to her body in a healthy way. Stick around for some chronic fatigue real talk and some horrifying US history that will get you back in the activism zone. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
28:02
October 24, 2021
The Great Resignation Re-release - Do the Damn Thing! (Investing ft Sallie Krawcheck)
The Great Resignation is upon us! Are you one of the millions of Americans who recently quit your job because one or more factors just made continuing totally untenable? Whether you answer yes or no, there’s never been a more exciting time to get your financial affairs in order! Shout out to all the independent ladies who got their financial lives squared away when this was originally released, and shout out to all the new Earbuds who will joining that club now. Keep an eye out for new episodes of Hannahlyze This! publishing on Sunday mornings.
31:14
October 21, 2021
A Conference of the Hannahs
A Gelb divided against itself can and will stand for a long time. Let's listen in! In a very special treat for the senses, in this solo episode, Hannah Gelb mounts a one woman radio play as a therapeutic exercise. Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
30:30
October 14, 2021
Hannah Gelb: Real Housewife of San Diego
The Hannahs recently spent a lovely Saturday together, streaming on Twitch! Catch up with them as they discuss live performance, their internal narratives, and the benefits of Tetris. Get into the nitty gritty of the (sometimes) toxic ways we connect to ourselves and disconnect from others, contemplate your inner Real Housewife, and revisit the mantra "comparison is death."  Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
42:17
October 07, 2021
The Dance of the Dabbler
This week, Hannah Hart is gathering all of the curious, enthusiastic, dabbling dilettantes of the world to her chest for a loving embrace! We see you, dabblers. Keep it up and keep sharing that beautiful spark with others whenever you find it. And if you’re not predisposed to giving in to a potentially unproductive dabble, tune in to hear the benefits and you might reconsider! Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
25:57
September 30, 2021
Oops! I "Should" My Pants
It's hard to feel good about anything when you're walking around with a pantload of "should." On today's episode, Hannah Hart gets to the heart of the "should" cycle of self-talk, examines how it detracts from our lives, and acknowledges its purpose. Take a little extra time and stay empowered when your mind wants to push you on down the road before you have a chance to decide what you want to do! Remember: I feel --> I need --> I want. Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
22:28
September 23, 2021
Stop Rolling Your Eyes and Start Doing Your Affirmations
Stuart Smalley, we did you dirty. Staring into the mirror while wearing a pastel cardigan isn’t key to the process, but affirmations are the real deal: our thoughts direct our brains, and our brains tell us how we feel. A single sentence of affirmation can trigger your reward centers and change your entire day. Join Hannah Hart for this journey through the world of affirmations. And if you need more convincing that it’s not hokey nonsense, take it from Harto herself: “I feel weird about it every time in the beginning and great about it at the end, so hang in there.” Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
23:29
September 16, 2021
Deepfakes & Double Takes
This week we decided that, despite an endless supply of catastrophic events, there wasn't enough ambient terror in our lives. To help fill in the gaps, we embarked on a journey to educate ourselves about deepfakes! Learn along with us as we develop strategies to recognize deepfakes in the wild and discuss if it's even possible in this quickly evolving information environment to trust the news and our fellow human beings. Come for the orgasms and stay for the technological hellscape! Stay safe and savvy out there, Earbuds! Don't let your media intake throw you off your self-care game. Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
56:30
September 09, 2021
Glorified Piles & The Art of Feng Shui!
Glorified Piles! The Hannahs explore their elemental strengths and weakness and dip their toes into the pools of knowledge that created Feng Shui! 
48:39
September 02, 2021
Hannah Hart Talks About Breaking Bad Habits
Ain't nun-thing else to say. 
28:36
August 26, 2021
The Moonlight Carries the Message... of Love? (Part 2)
It's the second installment of our musical history series! Feel the love as the moonlight carries you to the karaoke delights of the Before Times, and then back to the frequently disappointing Now Times. Let us know where you stand on separating art from the artist, as well as where you stand on Pixar films and speaking to babies! Stay tuned for Part 3, when we will answer the question from the end of the episode and continue to impress you with our impromptu singing. Please note this episode contains a discussion of Sia's choice to depict the use of restraint on a person with autism. Enjoy bonus content from this episode and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
42:33
August 19, 2021
The Hannahs and the Hot Girl Summer
Were you promised a hot girl summer, but instead received your own personal hell masquerading as a hot girl summer? You are not alone! Air the grievance! This week, the Hannahs look at the cumulative irks that are bringing them down and get some perspective. Whether it’s chatting about your tsunami of annoyances with a good friend, contemplating the role of acceptance/rejection of circumstance in your life, reminding yourself that you’re not broken, or all of the above, we hope something in this episode gives you a reason to shout, “Good things are happening!” If you can feel feelings, give yourself a hand. You're already ahead of the game. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
56:55
August 12, 2021
What Does Color Mean to Me?
Color is a huge part of self expression and environment! Why do we choose the colors we deem our favorites? Do our color preferences change over time? What colors energize us and what colors bring us peace? Join us as we explore the question that follows us from birth to the grave: what is your favorite color? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
20:30
August 05, 2021
Delta Variant Re-release - Coping with COVID-19: A Tale of Two Hannahs!
Unfortunately, the possibility of a pandemic lockdown looms before us again! Let's revisit our original Covid-19 thoughts and feelings. Are we headed back to square one? What has changed and what has stayed the same? This episode was first published on March 19, 2020. --- Sometimes life throws you a curveball. Or as I like to say, sometimes life is cat that shoves her butt in your face and pukes in your shoes. Yup, it's PANDEMIC o'clock. Bet you didn't think this would ever happen in your lifetime, eh? Ah well - we here at HannahlyzeThis are certain there is still love and joy to be had! Join Harto and Gelby as they discuss the importance of secret activities, making room for big scary feelings, and the big three: food, shelter, and kitties. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
33:58
August 02, 2021
The Good, the Bad, & the Gelby: Solo Time with Hannah Gelb
Gelb fields listener questions and offers up some strategies for feeling good despite imminent societal collapse. Keep an ear out for an extra special intro and outro from her beloved Fiona kitty. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:00
July 26, 2021
Crisis! Gelb Broke Her Coffee Pot?
RIP Coffee Pot. May your successor live well and survive for decades to come. After we grieve the loss of our good friend Coffee Pot and examine the massive disruption the absence of coffee has caused, we conduct an exuberant exchange of joy! Follow us down the path to unexpected and heretofore unrelated destinations: obscure competitive sports and healing tones. Enjoy bonus content from this episode (like an invitation link to the Hartopia Discord) and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:56
July 19, 2021
The Moonlight Carries the Message of Love (Part 1)
It's a walk down memory lane, and you can bet your bottom dollar Sailor Moon makes a meaningful appearance! Enjoy the Hannahs' musical memories as they discuss their faves, starting with their time together in Japan. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
45:39
July 12, 2021
The Trouble with Triangles
The Hannahs explore the concept of triangulation as well as the concept of triangles! Have fun deciding which type of triangle you are, and have even MORE fun practicing ducking out of triangulation drama! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:48
July 05, 2021
Emotional Whiplash! Post-Wedding Comedown
Rambly-brambly Thinky Thoughts by Hannah Hart in the wake of a Wedding Masterpiece. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
25:48
June 28, 2021
Internal Family System: F**k You, Ted Cruz!
Gelby does some internal family screaming at her Ted Cruz tormentors! And all the usual joyous banter occurs as well. Join us for this beautiful journey! Patreon patrons will enjoy bonus content from this recording session! You can become a patron and get cool extras, too! Join here 
45:14
May 27, 2021
The Return of the Gelb, Part 2: Sailor Moon
The Hannahs indulge in some Sailor Moon appreciation and explore the wide-ranging effects this magical series has had on their own lives, their friendship, and the lives of generations to come! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
39:23
May 20, 2021
My Second Brain - An Interview With My Mom! Pt. 2
The continuation! Today on "Hannahlyze This!", I finish interviewing my Mom. If you didn't listen to the first episode already, you can scroll backwards in your podcast list or find it here. My mom continues to be most incredible person I know! She has survived a lifetime of abuse, illness, homelessness, and more! She is my hero and my friend. I could not be more proud to be her caretaker, conservator, and advocate in making the most of every memory we can during these years together. I hope you love these episodes as much as I do! You can learn more about my family's story in my book BUFFERING... also available on Audible! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
30:17
May 14, 2021
My Second Brain - An Interview With My Mom! Pt. 1
Hello wonderful earbuds! Today on "Hannahlyze This!", I interview my Mom! The most incredible person I know! My mom has survived a lifetime of abuse, illness, homelessness, and more! She is my hero and my friend. I could not be more proud to be her caretaker, conservator, and advocate in making the most of every memory we can during these years together.  I hope you love this episode as much as I do! If you want to know more about my family's story (or at least the beginning of it) feel free to grab a copy of my book BUFFERING... also available on Audible! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
23:04
May 07, 2021
What it Takes to Rebuild
How do you recover from shame rejection? What does it take to make amends? How much poo-poo is currently in poo-poo alley? Today's episode discusses the poop adventures of puppy parenting and life after treatment! Featuring my beloved fiancee sweet sweet Ella. Building that puppy confidence! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
35:43
April 02, 2021
The Return of the Gelb
Hannah Gelb returns!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
50:07
March 18, 2021
Ramblin' Bramblin' Thinky Thoughts from Hannah Hart
All rambling, no cuts. This is not art! This is just a draft. Might delete later. AKA Hannah Hart rips off the bandaid and tries to post to podcast. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
25:06
March 11, 2021
Freud, Friendship, and Fungus
This week on Hannahlyze This we are joined by comedian Elliott Morgan! AKA my friend Grace Helbig's Boyfriend!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:41
July 02, 2020
(BOOSTED AUDIO) A Place to Start
Re-upload of the previous episode in an attempt to make it more accessible!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
27:32
June 15, 2020
A Place to Start: Systemic Oppression
Need a place to start educating yourself? Please watch the documentary "13th" available on YouTube or Netflix. This episode discusses the 13th Amendment and Qualified Immunity.  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
27:32
June 11, 2020
Nature is Metal: The Terrifying Business of Bees
Let's Talk About Human Bee-haviour! This week the Hannah's discuss the social dynamics of bees! Spoiler Alert: Nature is Metal Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
29:59
May 28, 2020
Ella Wants a Lesbian Beach Read
This week I am joined by my beloved Ella! Listen as we talk about some fun facts and interesting things AND Ella tells me about the lesbian beach read she wants me to write before our next vacation... Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
25:04
May 21, 2020
Every Bed is Now a Desk
This week we discuss the multi-functional state of our furniture, Animal Crossing vs. Stardew Valley, cats with worms... and so much more! Enjoy! :D Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
29:52
May 14, 2020
Can I Tell You About My Sandwich?
This week on @HannahlyzePod - we discuss the qualities that make a great sandwich great...plus a brief discussion of the origin of consciousness. Let's talk about the bicameral mind, baby!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:22
May 07, 2020
You Have Permission... (To Flake Out)
This week we are joined by the one and only, KATE PETERMAN! Join us as we talk about the unexpected social pressures of... being in isolation??? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
43:53
April 30, 2020
- EARTH DAY SPECIAL - Good Things Are Happening
This week on Hannahlyze This! we take a break from the pressure of coping with COVID and instead celebrate Earth Day with some of our favorite Earth-loving folk! Join us as Terra Cultura explains what is an... "Art Farm" and how to start your own! Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:43
April 22, 2020
The Ideal Morning Routine
Hello, Earbuds! This week is here for the laughs. Take a load off and have a chuckle with us as we take another step closer to madness! (This is Pandemic!Hannah talking.)  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:10
April 16, 2020
24 Days Without a Hug
It's Day 24 of quarantine at Hannahlyze This, and some intense stuff is coming down the feelings pipeline. Join the Hannahs as they try to ride the waves of thoughts and emotions that have come up during this unprecedented cluster. Also, Hannah Gelb needs hugs.
55:08
April 10, 2020
Gay Wedding Plans
Hello, earbuds! Please enjoy this blast from the past as I (Hannah Hart) discuss wedding plans with our wedding planner Emily. LITTLE DID WE KNOW.  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
44:41
April 02, 2020
Really Excellent Mental Health Advice - Answering Your Questions!
Today on Hannahlyze This! we give out some Really Excellent Mental Health Advice by answering our listeners questions to the best of our abilties. Enjoy!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
55:47
March 26, 2020
Coping with COVID-19: A Tale of Two Hannahs!
Sometimes life throws you a curveball. Or as I like to say, sometimes life is cat that shoves her butt in your face and pukes in your shoes. Yup, it's PANDEMIC o'clock. Bet you didn't think this would ever happen in your lifetime, eh? Ah well - we here at HannahlyzeThis are certain there is still love and joy to be had! Join Harto and Gelby as they discuss the importance of secret activities, making room for big scary feelings, and the big three: food, shelter, and kitties. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:52
March 19, 2020
Can You Actually Be Happy At Work?
Have you ever thought you could be happy at work? Is there a way to feel safe, and respected by your co-workers? What is healthy intimacy? What are boundaries!? This week we explore if there is an alternative to finally quitting your job.  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
43:13
March 12, 2020
Growing Up Glee ft. Kevin McHale & Jenna Ushkowitz!
This week, we talk with two former Glee stars about talking about how they survived growing up on one of the most successful TV shows of all time. And we get a sneak peak of what's to come on their newest season of their podcast "Showmance"! Wowza!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
41:20
March 05, 2020
Things We Love This Week!
What do banjos, reality TV, and Sailor Moon colors you can put on your face....all have in common? They're all things the Hannahs Love with a capital L! To wrap up a month of FEELINGS based episodes, Harto and Gelb switch off enumerating on the current loves of their lives. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:51
February 27, 2020
Gay and Southern? ft. Comedian Fortune Feimster!
This week on Hannahlyze This we sit down with comedian Fortune Feimster as we discuss what her coming out journey was like while growing up in the south. She also has a new stand-up special on Netflix called "Sweet & Salty!" Rate and review for every time she makes you laugh. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
34:44
February 20, 2020
Are You Ready to Marry Me? (ft. Hannah Hart's Fiancee Ella!)
This week on Hannahlyze This, Hannah Hart interviews her beloved Ella and asks some pretty pressing questions about marriage, love, and which one of them is the head of household? Enjoy!  Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
28:18
February 13, 2020
10 Day Self-Compassion Challenge!
Amidst the hustle and bustle of daily life, we often forget to take our daily stroll through the garden of self-compassion; to nibble on the carrots of love, the lettuces of acceptance, the sweet peas of forgiveness. So for the premiere of HannahlyzeThis season TROIS, the Hannahs camped out in that misty cabbage patch for TEN days, and discovered a healthy heart harvest requires RAIN - but not the kind you're thinking of!  Tune in to learn all about it in the first in a series of love-themed episodes! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
43:19
February 06, 2020
Jason Derulo's Dick Pic Broke Our Podcast
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11:35
January 31, 2020
Taste of 2019
Dang, where'd this year go? Wasn't it JUST Halloween? Wasn't it just 2018? Heck, wasn't it just Y2K? Sigh. Well, instead of spiraling into an existential time-related torpor, let's celebrate another great year of podcastery! This here is a certified "Best of 2019" melting pot of Hannahlyze-y goodness. Get a little bit of everything on your plate. A dash of spicy, a little sweet, and a big helping of Hart. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
29:10
December 12, 2019
The Life-Changing Lessons of Frozen II
Welcome to this week's episode, featuring both Hannahs! Come for the in-depth discussion of the instant classic, Frozen II, stay for the hypothetical life-swap conundrums.  Harto shares her journey into the Unknown, exploring both the ways she identifies with Elsa and her attraction for the animated blond. Gelb wonders what life would be like with less boob-age, less height, and more of that Harto hair. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:00
December 05, 2019
Let it Go (aka the Hannahs Talk Poop)
The Hannah‘s are back! And thank god because there is lots of catching up to do and there are many important things to discuss such as spicy chicken disaster/successes, plot guesses about popular movie franchises, and there’s even a banjo ditty tucked in there somewhere. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
39:29
November 21, 2019
The Shame Spiral (ft. Producer Fabs)
Join us on our Magic-School Bus style journey into the swirling vortex of shame that has infected our precious and wonderful Hannah Gelb! Together, Gelby and Mrs. Fabs-rizzle take-on the great monsters of despair that have taken up residence inside our minds and help Gelby find her way across the sprawling wasteland of self-doubt to reach the sweet peaceful land of love. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
45:36
November 14, 2019
Spooky Stories (ft. Julia Schifini & Amanda McLaughlin of Spirits Podcast)
Boo! Bang! Fizz! Scary sounds! This week Gelb conjures minor New York deities Amanda McLaughlin and Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast. Forming a temporary coven, Gelb recites spine-tingling tales of earbud hauntings as Amanda and Julia assign each yarn a likely spirit culprit. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:60
October 31, 2019
The Boy Band Con (ft. Lance Bass)
This week Harto is joined by very special guest Lance Bass - Yes!! THAT Lance Bass, who’s face most likely adorned your trapper-keeper in 1999! He’s up to all kinds of awesome stuff these days, and reflects on several hard-earned lessons from his early years as an international music sensation. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the heartfelt discussion on learning to trust others (and yourself!) after experiencing terrible betrayal. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
38:16
October 24, 2019
You Are Here (Facing Reality ft. Heather Havrilesky)
This week, Gelb is joined by Heather Havrilesky - author, advice columnist, and wasteland warrior of the scrappy LA hills - to discuss the poisonous messages that our culture at large tries to tattoo onto the insides of our eyelids. You know the ones. You NEED: more money, a bigger house, a better mate, perfect hair, skin, and nails, genitals that smell like a rose garden, to lose/gain 10 lbs, to stop being sad, to look on the bright side, to really ENJOY cooking, to take up axe throwing, etc. Heather calls bullshit on the myth of constant self-improvement and and challenges us to accept ourselves as we are, in this very moment, inadequacies and all. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
49:04
October 17, 2019
How We Make Decisions (Facets of the Self)
What's in YOUR conference room of the mind? More importantly, WHO? Who's calling the shots, passing out the agenda, and ordering the snacks? Are they getting the GOOD artisan cheese and crackers or those oily pastries that make your stomach hurt? Are they people you know intimately, or are your mind-meetings populated with strangers? This week, take a deep dive into the metaphorical mind with Fabs and Gelb as they discuss the myriad facets of the self. It's possible there are some ne'er-do-well impostors sashaying around and getting their grubby hands all over your decision-making apparatus. In any case, this conference is bananas and we may need to bring in upper management (hint: that's YOU). Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
48:44
October 10, 2019
Vulnerability, Relationships, & Crazy-Clowning (Answering Earbud Questions)
Breathe it in, folks! Yes, that’s the sweet aroma of Pumpkin Spice being jammed up your nostrils with a chimney sweep’s brush. Just in time for October, Gelb and Fabs are here to answer your questions! We cannot stress this enough: crazy clowning does NOT equal vulnerability. Make sense? Other important topics raised: favorite Sailor Moon seasons, a Fiona Apple/Lin-Manuel Miranda musical mash-up, Gatsby vs. Gelb, and banjo codependency. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
44:39
October 03, 2019
Making Things (ft. Pam Ribon)
Break out those flute-y glasses, because this week’s guest is Pamela Ribon (writer of Moana, Ralph Breaks The Internet), who happens to be champagne in human form. Ting ting! Thats the sound of the podcast looking deep into your eyes and cheersing you whilst Ribon speaks in dulcet tones about writing as a coping mechanism, Fan-face ™, and of course, discovering dead bodies in your trunk. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:17
September 26, 2019
10% Happier (ft. Dan Harris)
Harto was banging around NYC this week, and took a break from dancing with lamp-posts to drop by Dan Harris’ studio and get into it - meditation, that is. Much was discussed: how to deal with that voice in your head that wants to convince you of your uncontrollable suckiness, listening to your body to prevent work-place projectile vomiting, and how meditating for even a paltry 5 minutes a day(ish) can lead to profound internal changes (and potentially prevent public panic attacks on live TV.) Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
36:15
September 19, 2019
Hypnotoast (Past Life Regression Therapy)
Hart and Gelb are back in action! It may feel like it's been a lifetime since our Hannahs have sat down and hannah-lyzed each other, but the question is - which lifetime? Travel back in time with both Hannahs as they recount their experiences with hypnotherapy and explore questions like: what can we learn from our past selves? Why are holidays triggering for queer people? And, of course, the age-old (literally) question: was Hannah once a short Greek man? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
41:27
September 12, 2019
Brain Tumors and Branding (ft. Simone Giertz)
On this episode of Hannahlyze This, Simone Giertz joins Harto to do a deep Hannahlysis their lives. They bond over fear of death, brain tumors, YouTube careers and the strangeness of being known for sh*tty robots and drunken cooking. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
33:42
September 06, 2019
Purr-ceptive Pets (ft. Jackson Galaxy)
What do addiction, cats, and high bottoms all have in common? The only place in the universe they come together is this week's episode of Hannahlyze This! Join Harto and Jackson Galaxy (the Cat Daddy) as they explore the strange intersection of pets and mental health: how we impact them and they impact us. And then give this purr-fect episode a round of a-paws, Fur real.
35:08
August 29, 2019
Do the Damn Thing! (Investing ft Sallie Krawcheck)
Banish all antiquated notions you have about moolah and investing, earbuds! You, right now, in that sweet denim jacket with the sexy studs (you know the one) are already 100% ready to be a money making pro. Special guest Sallie Krawcheck (former Wall Street warrior, current CEO of Ellevest, and certified BAMF) sits down with Harto to walk through the obstacles that stop us regular folks (and women especially) from investing and money managing in general. Noting that women are conditioned to shy away from money matters, she emphasizes that empowering ourselves to invest and take charge of our fiscal futures is nothing less than premium, 100% organic, artisanal self-care. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
29:20
August 22, 2019
The Art of Competition (ft. Ned Fulmer of the Try Guys)
This week, on Hannahlyze This, Hannah Hart sits down with the one and only Ned Fulmer to chat about the tricky beast we call competition. When is competition helpful? Hurtful? Does it build relationships or damage them? Do you know people who cheat at card games?! Is Hannah competitive? Is Ned MORE competitive?? WHO IS THE WINNER OF THIS EPISODE?!? Spoiler, Earbuds: it's you. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
39:32
August 15, 2019
What Kind of Creative Are You? (ft. Carolyn Gregoire)
What kind of creative are you? (Spoiler alert - you are creative! Everyone is!) Join the Hannahs as they pick the brain of the creative mind behind the Adobe Creative Types Test, Carolyn Gregoire, and learn about the unique forms of creativity that keep the world going round! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
48:18
August 08, 2019
The Enneagram (ft. Beatrice Chestnut)
No, you did not accidentally start listening to a D&D podcast - the Enneagram is an interconnected map of nine personality types that can help us better understand ourselves and others. Ancient, mystical, complex - does it sound like the Hannahs are out of their depth? They are! Luckily they're joined by leading Enneagram authority Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, who explains how understanding the nine types can illuminate the path to self-awareness. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:00:38
August 01, 2019
Burnout (ft. Elle Mills)
This week Harto is joined by special guest Elle Mills to talk about the thrills, chills, spills, and possibly rills (a rill is a small stream!) of rocketing to YouTube stardom at the tender age of 19. Although Harto and Mills are a YouTube generation apart, both can speak to the pressure of high expectations, coping with creative burnout, and the surprising loneliness that comes with being surrounded by people. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:40
July 25, 2019
Heartbreak Hannahlysis (ft. Thomas Sanders)
Remember that saying, smooth seas don't make a good sailor? Well, plug your nose and grab a lifejacket, because because this week's episode is a deep dive into the turbulent waters of heartbreak. Have no fear - Harto and special guest Thomas Sanders will guide you through a candid convo and onward to the sunny shores of healing and self-discovery! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:08
July 18, 2019
We Are (not) Witches (Answering Earbud Questions)
Who's Gelb's fave Sailor Moon villain? Who is Harto's ultimate dream podcast guest? Just what the HECK are you supposed to do with your swathes of free time this summer? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting Earbud questions, (not to mention some real talk about bodies and boundaries), on this week's episode! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
26:07
July 11, 2019
Perfectionism Finale (Lightly Inspirational)
Have you ever felt the peaceful exhaustion, the bone-deep satisfaction of overcoming a great obstacle that you knew was yours and yours alone to tackle? Ascended a great mountain, knowing with perfect certainty that the person who reaches the top will not be the same person who began the climb below? Cool. Well, this perfectionism series didn't feel anything like that. However, that's never stopped a Hannah from dispensing with a few choice Hannahlyses. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
23:28
June 27, 2019
Scary - It’s What We Like! (ft. Julia Schifini)
Maybe Iris DeMent can let the mystery be, but we here at  The Midnight Society  HannahlyzeThis are full of questions about life, the universe, and everything. Luckily, we're joined this week by expert of all things folklore and mythology: the delightful Julia Schifini, 1/2 of the Spirits Podcast! Talking points include: Medusa, how to appease pesky household sprites (booze, obvi), and obsidian genitals. A must-listen, even by Hannah standards. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
41:07
June 20, 2019
The Story in My Head About the Story in Your Head (ft. Jack Conte)
This week Harto is joined by very special guest Jack Conte! Who is Jack Conte you ask? Well, he's a musician, entrepreneur, and film maker. Oh - he's also the CEO of Patreon. And he has a beard. As such, he is very qualified to discuss creative business with Hannah! Pull up a chair and pull back the curtain on the nitty gritty of making money from your creative endeavors. Turns out it's not all rainbow lattes and ukulele solos. Luckily, Jack sheds some light on the communication techniques he uses to be the best leader he can be. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
44:12
June 13, 2019
Hannah & Fabs: The Non-Daters' Dating Story
While Hannah Hart takes a break to finish up her next book (pre-order today!), Hannah G and Fabs (podcast producer) discuss their non-dating lifestyle and run around the 3 points of the intimacy triangle! What are those points? Cinnamon rolls, for one. Muppets, probably, and I think the last one is Jeff Buckley. I could be wrong. Either way, much about love, relationships, and intimacy is discussed so close your eyes and stick your hands into that triangle! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
49:49
June 06, 2019
OCD and Other Light Topics (ft. Mitchell Davis)
This week on Hannahlyze This, our incredible guest Mitchell Davis speaks with Harto about his journey with OCD and mental health. Many kitty treats of wisdom are dropped along the way. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:19
May 30, 2019
I Don’t Gotta Know: Life in Your 30s (ft. Tyler Oakley)
Of all the things you hear about turning 30, what’s ACTUALLY true? Is life over? Are you in that place doing that thing you thought you’d be doing? Do you have an awesome fridge because you care a lot about appliances now? Listen in as Harto and special guest Tyler Oakley discuss life on the other side of 30. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
44:12
May 23, 2019
Horses Are 80% Butt
Listener, are you prepared to enter the caves of truth? To ford the river of self-discovery? Gird your loins, because the Hannai can perceive your true nature, even if you cannot. You’re like, super into horses ok? Yup. Want to know more about yourself? Listen in as the Hannahs answer earbud questions! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
31:17
May 16, 2019
Game of Thrones Character Hannalysis
In an attempt to lighten the mood, the Hannahs decide to focus on the perfectionistic tendencies of someone else for a change - their favorite GoT characters!  What is said may never die. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
41:36
May 07, 2019
Perfectionism: Inside the Brain (ft. Kelsey Darragh)
This week we go inside the brain with Kelsey Darragh! Kelsey not only processes her experiences with perfectionism, she shares her SPECT scan (which is the same scan Ariana Grande just had!) All this - PLUS - foot fetishes! FUN FUN FUN! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:50
April 30, 2019
Perfectionism: Taking Action
Winter is coming, and the Hannahs prepare to hunker down in the godswood of the self and await the army of the dead. Oh wait, that was last week's GoT recap! In this week's podcast episode, Gelb prays to the gods (the old and the new) for the strength to change her perfectionistic behavior, while Hart takes on some Three-Eyed-Raven qualities and encourages Gelb to accept agency in her life. At the same time, Hart acknowledges her own tendency to avoid difficult tasks. Ours is the kitty, hear us meow. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:15
April 23, 2019
Perfectionism: How Thoughts Shape Us
The Hannahs really tried to get out of this one - luckily their lovely producer stepped in and reassured them that they were up to the task. In an effort to lessen the power of perfectionistic thoughts (ie: WE CAN'T DO THIS), the Hannahs examine a myriad of unhelpful thinking styles that lead to perfectionistic behavior. What kind of behavior you ask? Maybe like, eating an entire box of Snyder's hard pretzels (just to make something up, Hannah Gelb would definitely never do this). Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
38:60
April 16, 2019
Hannah x Hannah x Hannah
Join the Hannahs for this bonus episode where they chat with Hannah Marks (the youngest ever female studio director!) to talk movies, perfectionism & creativity. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:57
April 09, 2019
Perfectionism: The Challenge of Change
'Alo, earbuds. If HannahlyzeThis was a french podcast would it be called 'AnnalyzeZis? In any case, grab a brush and begin painting your life in beautiful, broad, imperfect strokes, because today's episode is about how to start changing perfectionist tendencies in daily life. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:57
April 02, 2019
Perfectionism: How Did We Get This Way?
What's in the meatloaf? That is to say, how is perfectionist behavior shaped? This week the Hannahs examine how their extreme tendencies have been formed, influenced or reinforced by internal and external influences. Can they break it all down into sub-atomic particles? Does this make sense? No? Don't worry - Harto makes many excellent points and Gelb is very impressed. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:22
March 26, 2019
Perfectionism: The Cycle
With some trepidation, Han and Nah begin to sort the dirty laundry of their perfectionism; that is to say the delicate standards, high-heat behavior, and dry-clean only thought patterns that make up the wash cycle of perfectionism. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
36:03
March 19, 2019
What is Perfectionism (What if We Were Turned Into Cats?)
The Hannahs begin the work of breaking down assumptions and thought patterns that drive their perfectionism. Even more horrific, a few of their close friends & family chime in with their own observations on how perfectionism impacts Harto and Gelby.
52:29
March 12, 2019
Not At All Nervous...
The Hannahs let loose their hopes and dreams for their beloved baby podcast. Will Harto delve more deeply into her issues surrounding faith and religion? Will Gelby allow herself to be seen as an imperfect human and embrace vulnerability? Will the Hannahs ever again enjoy waffles of the caliber they discovered in the Emerald City? Also: lessons learned, vices, and new fandoms - coming at you live from PodCon in Seattle! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
46:22
March 05, 2019
Making Space Between Your Cells
This week features Andy Puddicombe, the co-founder of Headspace (!!!). He discusses his meditation journey and how we can bring mindfulness into our lives no matter where we are. The Hannahs are super chill about the whole thing and don't freak out at all. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:04:03
December 04, 2018
Ultimate Success in Humanity (Fatherhood ft. Hank Green!)
Hank Green joins the Hannahs and shares his experiences as a new-ish father. Gender roles, planned rebellion, and Blake Lively are discussed. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:49
November 27, 2018
How to Be Alone ft. Lane Moore
Jill-of-all-trades Lane Moore takes the Hannahs on a tour through her new book, How to be Alone! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
58:57
November 20, 2018
This is the Cutest I'll Ever Be: Jobs, Fear, and CBT
On this week's episode, a very kind and compassionate Hart listens to a very emotional and sensitive Gelb as she rolls out a laundry list of job-related fears. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
57:10
November 06, 2018
Wherein All Grandeur Lies (Grief)
The Hannahs sit down with HG's old friends to discuss the loss of their mother at a young age. (Trigger Warning for discussion of death, grief, and loss of a loved one.) Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:13:50
October 30, 2018
Performance Anxiety ft. Mamrie Hart
Very special guest Mamrie Hart joins the Hannahs to discuss acting, auditions, and discovering her passion for writing!
52:26
October 23, 2018
Perfectionism: Part I
After much hemming and hawing the Hannahs finally dive into Perfectionism! And then there is more hemming and hawing as they dance around and try to start actually reading the information they brought into the studio! Will they overcome perfectionism and ever start this episode? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:28
October 16, 2018
We Do Not Dropkick Puppies
The Hannahs are recording from opposite sides of the country, and Harto forgot her mic, and also her laptop charger, and everything is terrible. Or is it? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
50:08
October 09, 2018
High School
The Hannahs go to Gelb's hometown in San Diego and relive some high school memories: The Good, The Bad, and The Acne. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:04:23
October 02, 2018
How to Survive Your 20s
Join the Hannahs for their first ever live recording from the Swedish American Hall in San Francisco! Harto and Gelby reminisce about the journey of their post-college years in the city by the bay. Head injuries, part-time jobs, and scary baristas - what a time to be alive. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:06:35
September 25, 2018
Emotion Porn
This week's episode has many firsts! First time Gelb is back from the brink of death! First time recording from home! First time banjo strings are actually twanged! The Hannahs also get into a-ha moments and family boundaries while answering earbud questions! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:04:18
September 18, 2018
Bisexuality
This week things take a turn for the Hannahs, when Gelb falls suddenly and violently ill the night before the podcast!  Fortunately fiancé Ella was available to step in and dig deep about surfacing some memories that even Hannah Hart didn't know... Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:05:15
September 11, 2018
We Tried to Talk About Sugar ft. Thug Kitchen
...and succeeded somewhat! We also discussed liquid vegetables, talking to strangers, and perfectionism! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:34
August 28, 2018
Hormones and Hangovers
Join the Hannahs this week as they try to process recent life events. Hart ruminates on uncomfortable familial relationships and whether to attend a funeral or not. Gelb tries to come to terms with the fact that she attempted an Ariana Grande song at karaoke. Serious life stuff. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
36:30
August 21, 2018
How to Apologize
Is there a proper way to say you're sorry? HG and HH discuss effective and not-so-effective apologies, and their most recent cringe-worthy behavior. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:02
August 14, 2018
Fanfic + Sexy Jesus??
This week the Hannahs take some time to catch up and reflect. How's our podcast going? How do you level up in life? Is Jesus actually sexy? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:09
August 07, 2018
Friend Jealousy
In the wake of Hannah Hart's engagement, the Hannahs and real life friend Kate Peterman discuss the various flavors of friend jealousy. What happens when our dear friends reach milestones and achieve things we wish we had for ourselves? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
49:13
July 31, 2018
We Tried Reiki
The Hannahs try Reiki, a healing technique that channels energy through touch. Does it restore their emotional well-being? Listen, laugh and learn Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
47:01
July 24, 2018
Animal Therapy ft. Joselyn Hughes
The Hannahs sit down with lovely comedy writer Joselyn Hughes to discuss scary airports, staying home with the pets, and...sex addiction? Whoah. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
54:30
July 17, 2018
Moon Gorgeous Medication
Did you know that antidepressants can kill your sex drive? The Hannahs discuss their personal pill journeys - the good, the bad, and the (not) horny. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
51:08
July 10, 2018
We Answer Your Questions!
The Hannah’s dig deep and answer questions from our Earbuddies! Plus come along on a deep dive into Sailor Moon. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:00:28
June 26, 2018
We Tried a Rage Room
The Hannahs visit a rage room - a room where you smash things... therapeutically? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
49:01
June 19, 2018
Assholes of the Internet
Hannah (Hart) is joined by special guest Franchesca Ramsey to talk about the pitfalls of the comment section. And racism! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:00:42
June 12, 2018
401YAY!
Special guest Chelsea from The Financial Diet joins the Hannahs to discuss all things moolah-related. Does the way we manage money affect our overall well-being? How does a savings account work? Will Hannah Gelb ever understand what a deductible is? Listen in to find out! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
51:18
June 05, 2018
What's Your Love Language
This week the Hannahs enter into the realm of love to determine whether or not each person's love has a language of its own! And if so, what IS their love language? For that matter, what's yours? What's anything... Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
35:11
May 29, 2018
"ADHD in Adults" ft. Jessica McCabe
Is Hannah Hart a doctor? Does Hannah Gelb have ADHD? Will there be any snacks? Today the Hannahs explore the realities of ADHD and debunk some misconceptions along the way! They are joined by the host of "How to ADHD" - Jessica McCabe! Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
01:00:19
May 22, 2018
Asking For Help
Why is it so difficult to ask for help when we need it? The Hannahs dive head first into that question, including our reluctance to even admit we might need help. Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
52:19
May 15, 2018
The Mother Load
As a tribute to Mother's Day, the Hannahs dissect the the emotional and financial tolls of motherhood and weigh them against the cuddly joys. Then, H and H dive head first into a pop-psych quiz to determine exactly what type of mother each would be. Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
51:06
May 08, 2018
"Is This a Cult?" ft. Grace Helbig!
Hannah G missed her train , which leaves an open mic for our long time friend on-camera and off, Grace Helbig. While HG Amtrak's her way to LA, Hannah H and Grace unpack the mysteries of self-help seminars. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
43:52
May 01, 2018
Bad Therapy? ft. Kati Morton!
How do you know if your therapist...sucks? Kati Morton (LMFT) joins the Hannahs in studio to take a deeper look at therapy and the warning signs you should look for to avoid a bad experience. Plus they laugh a bunch. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
57:43
April 24, 2018
Answering Listener Questions
This episode is dedicated to answering the questions of our precious Earbuds! Listen to the Hannahs wax poetic about relationships, school, career, life and the show itself. Be sure to follow @HannahLYZEPod on Twitter to get daily gems from the Hannahs and submit your questions for future eps! Enjoy! Save 15% on Foursigmatic at Foursigmatic.com/HannahLYZE Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
33:55
April 17, 2018
The Benefits of Video Games
The Hannahs lament their own deep-rooted love of video games and check to see if they are really "addicted" or actually improving their life skills by riding dragons and slaying zombies. There are some surprising answers. Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
36:56
April 10, 2018
Why Doesn't Sex Ed Cover This?
The Hannahs discuss why memorizing cheesy videos and diagrams in middle school does absolutely nothing to improve our ability to actually have sex or maintain a relationship with another human being. The solution? Listen and see what they come up with. This week's featured partners:foursigmatic.com/hannahlyzetomboyx.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
34:33
April 03, 2018
Laughter Therapy
This week the Hannahs let it all hang out as they go thru the oddly hilarious multi-step practice of Laughter Therapy. Yes, it's an actual thing. And it's tougher to do than you'd think. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
41:24
March 27, 2018
No New Friends?
This week the Hannahs dive into the agonizing world of unhealthy friendships. When is it time to break up? How do you escape? Is there a magic formula to ditch a friend and not feel bad? Lots of questions, lots of laughs and a few helpful answers.  Share this episode with a friend! Or share this episode with a friend you're trying to dump.  This week's featured partner - foursigmatic.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:37
March 20, 2018
Time Log Try Out
The Hannahs look to validate and clarify their existence by keeping a detailed time log of everything they do on a daily basis. One Hannah breaks it down into thoughts, minutes and seconds - while the other struggles to even do the damn thing.  Lots of laughs, a few tears and some interesting conclusions. Listen and see (or hear). Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
40:29
March 13, 2018
Dating APPrehension
The Hannahs explore the insanity of dating apps by diving into Hannah G's profile and experience, then marvel at the misogyny of a supposed online dating guru. Before all is said and done, Hannah H helps her BFF take an unintentionally funny multiple choice quiz to determine what dating app is best for her. Feel free to play along at home.  This week's featured partner - foursigmatic.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
32:52
March 06, 2018
Gratitude Attitude
The Hannahs try to overcome a serious distaste for forced gratitude by doing the unthinkable: keeping a daily gratitude journal. It goes OK for one, not so good for the other. Find out who's overwhelmed by guilt this week! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:32
February 27, 2018
Finding Zen in a Watery Coffin
The many challenges and benefits of practicing meditation lead Hannah and Hannah to each seeking out and trying an isolation float tank (a.k.a. watery coffin). Listen as they crawl into their crypts and hear what they really think after they return to the comfort of their stress-filled real lives. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
38:19
February 20, 2018
F***ing Exes - The Good, The Bad and The Mortifying
Hannah and Hannah do a little Pre-Valentine's Day soul cleansing by sharing their own enlightening and embarrassing stories about having one carnal adventure with their exes. Is it really worth the effort? Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
37:28
February 13, 2018
Episode ZERO - Hello Ear Buds
Social media superstar, Hannah Hart, and BFF, Hannah Gelb explain what they're new show will be about, why they're daring to do it and, ultimately, who they blame for everything. Lots of laughs, A few tears and an occasional "A-ha" moment. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
11:04
February 09, 2018